S14.E03: All Aboard The Rumor Train

[chlban]

22 hours ago, dosodog said:

Dallas is coming!  We can resume our Brandi vs. LeeAnne "fued"!

And may I suggest trying Southern Charm New Orleans? 

You have to get New Orleans on netflix, the season is over and, sadly, I don't think it will return (no Reunion show, BRAVO kiss of death). I have yet to get through a whole episode of Dallas, but I will try, once again. The pickings are so thin.

[Anne Thrax]

On 8/21/2019 at 6:27 AM, Mr. Minor said:

So Kelly sends Icki a pig emoji, all of a sudden Kelly is snorting coke off of some guys dick while pulling a train? Vicki is so repulsive!

No - Vicki said it was all because Kelly called her "fat".

[dosodog]

20 minutes ago, chlban said:

You have to get New Orleans on netflix, the season is over and, sadly, I don't think it will return (no Reunion show, BRAVO kiss of death). I have yet to get through a whole episode of Dallas, but I will try, once again. The pickings are so thin.

Tamika tweeted they were coming back!

It seems like the show began to pick up steam at the end of the season.   A very short season!

It's everything a Bravo series isn't supposed to be.

[Anne Thrax]

On 8/22/2019 at 8:16 AM, Gem 10 said:

Yes she is as she’s now the breadwinner for that whole bunch.  I don’t believe she bought that house. Maybe she shows the house on t.v. advertising it for Coto Real Estate, and they let her live in it for a small fee?  Just a thought.

HA!  No way could that happen here.  In the OC, houses sell faster if they're vacant.  No agency would pay someone to live in a house while it's on the market.

[Midnight Cheese]

Team Kelly for life and I don’t even like her. Don’t need to.   

I’m horribly addicted to this horrible show and have probably seen every OC ep, what is wrong with me? So I remember well the porcine Vicki mocking Jeana’s weight on the show and in her blogs. She’s at least as racist as Kelly (what’s that saying about faint praise...) and her face is made of silicone, harvested tendons and NIGHTMARES and of course that piggy piggy pig ep of The Twilight Zone. Any day where Vicki escapes a swift c-punt for her cancer scamming is a bad day. I hope her social media is nothing but pig emojis, rampaging boar stories, recipes for lechon and pork schnitzel, links to plus-size jeans and Spanx, and requests for donations to childhood cancer research. If I write die, pig, die, I’m not writing the, pig, the. May she shuffle off this mortal coil (even more) estranged from her family and “friends” and scumbag “fiancé.” Maybe she’ll go to France to truffle hunt and her kin sense an interloper and she twists an ankle and....you know Steve wants that. Hate her, mean it, no lovey the piggy even more than no scratchy the woody. 

Shannon looks bad in the face now IMO which is too bad because I understand she needs her mumspringa and to feel good. She still looks better than everyone IMO. Emily and Gina are under 40 right? They are insane and have no taste, way to waste physical health and the gift of time. Em is a coward and Gina is a loser and I agree with KFB that Gina wasn’t in a real love match and only lost it after her husband made pretty clear he wasn’t going to support her. She was truly vicious to Shannon for absolutely NO reason. She’s very OC though - the cast has always been garbage people with maybe 3 exceptions. Nothing but undereducated and proud of it total trash bullies and prosperity gospel fart-souls.

Tamra is as sincerely Christian as I am the ghost of Salome whipping my veils from the great beyond. (That’s tragic Emily’s idea of seducing Shane.) I’m not God but I can see into her heart and there’s only broken condoms, a white nationalist manifesto yeah I wrote it, and old tubes of Sun-In there.  

[Anne Thrax]

On 8/23/2019 at 11:08 AM, sasha206 said:

I'm so tired of the Tamras, the Bethennys of these franchises that think vulgarity = high humor.  I'm no prude, but when your sense of humor is grabbing someone's tits, constantly talking about blow jobs, anal, etc., it looses the edginess they think it brings.  

Tamra's mom is likely in a 55 and older community.  That's not an "old folks home."  I'm sure Tamra thinks saying that makes it HILARIOUS.

With the exception of Bronwyn and Shannon, these women look AWFUL.  Tamra has had way too many procedures because those eyebrows are so wonky.  Emily's face is now swallowed up in fillers and with the extra weight, she looks awful.  Gina is young enough that she hasn't been messing with her face that much with fillers, but her washed out hair and the length is awful for her heart shaped face.  She needs a mid length bob badly.  Not to mention her fragile mental state is really showing on her.  Kelly's hair is awful.  Shannon looks the best she has in a long time.  But both her and Bronwyn aren't far from looking ridiculous with the fillers.

It doesn't look to me as if Tamra's mother has a unit all to herself.  I got the impression watching that short scene that she's in some sort of group living arrangement for 55 and older that includes 1 or 2 meals and group dining.   It looks to me she has her own room but probably shares a bathroom.  Maybe we'll see more in future episodes that would clarify the situation.

Edited August 25, 2019 by Anne Thrax

[nosedive]

On 8/23/2019 at 11:17 AM, Keywestclubkid said:

Christians esp since they think that sex should only be done to procreate and nothing else

I don't know where you're getting your information, but this is patently untrue.  

[Aim123]

On 8/23/2019 at 9:45 AM, MajorNelson said:

So I think when someone has made "enough" and wants to get away from...crime and drugs and other things, then Coto is certainly on the desirability index.  🙂

I have a friend who lived in Coto, who went looking for such a place without "riff raff"....and lo and behold, behind both sets of gates, her neighbor is a pretty well-known rap artist-- one that is considered dirty/street (but who has enough money to live there). Along with said rapper, is said rappers "hood" friends, and God knows what else, next door to my friends young kids. Not sure if it was disclosed, or how such things work, but there you go. This also happens a lot behind the gates in Calabasas and other CA places. Lots of rap stars, or other Riff Raff with money. Aside from that-- it doesn't mean there isn't crime and drugs either. The crime is just white collar, and the drugs are just Rxs. 

Edited August 25, 2019 by Aim123
Additional info

[MajorNelson]

@Aim123 Well yup I believe it.  The "respectability" of Jim Edmonds, was behind an OC gate too. 

I'm mainly just saying punks probably aren't breaking into their homes at night.

Edited August 25, 2019 by MajorNelson

[RedheadZombie]

On 8/21/2019 at 6:07 PM, AttackTurtle said:

Didn't Vicky lose her mind on a ski hill about the rumor of her engaging in a threesome?  I can't stand Vicky.  I'm hoping that this season leads to her permanent departure.  Kelly is a nut, but she has moments of genuine kindness whereas I've never seen genuine kindness from Vicky.

It does seem as though these ladies are under some direction to be distant from Vicky.  Its just a little strange that she's included as an afterthought to these events.  

The whole Gina thing at Emily's house was weird and I think Emily was over it.  She was just tweedling her thumbs while Gina was "composing" herself.  

Shannon looks great, but I really wish that she wasn't so attached to Tamara.  The fact that she is on the outs with Kelly now is just stupid.  They seemed to be having a good time together.

I agree the Gina thing was odd and I’ve never thought the show so scripted.  The script that day was for Gina to confide the affair on camera to Emily. Gina was panicking a little and struggling to follow the script.

It made me uncomfortable. Although I dislike Gina, it seemed a little coerced. She seemed like she felt trapped and knew she couldn’t get out of it. I know these ladies whore out their lives, but I’m not one who feels we are owed everything because of it.  

[ladle]

I have zero desire to see Gina’s sad Pier One Imports graveyard of a house ever again. 

[ladle]

On 8/20/2019 at 9:19 PM, KungFuBunny said:

Gina takes the crown for worst extension, clip in, velcroed in, glue gunned in hair, wig, toupee.

In that TH where she's in the pink top, she looks like Lena Dunham.  In drag.  Playing a role.  Poorly.

[KungFuBunny]

7 hours ago, RedheadZombie said:

I agree the Gina thing was odd and I’ve never thought the show so scripted.  The script that day was for Gina to confide the affair on camera to Emily. Gina was panicking a little and struggling to follow the script.

It made me uncomfortable. Although I dislike Gina, it seemed a little coerced. She seemed like she felt trapped and knew she couldn’t get out of it. I know these ladies whore out their lives, but I’m not one who feels we are owed everything because of it.  

I think it's all Gina. No one is coercing her, when she said I can't do this, she took a moment to PSYCHE herself up and remember the lines of the script she wrote herself.

Last season, she was already saying that they weren't in love with each other anymore. She re-did the house - Matt had his own bedroom. She was renting a Casita to stay in whenever Matt was in town.

I think she made up the story about finding a Valentine's Day Card. She wants everyone to refocus their attention to Matt and an affair so no one talks about her DUI.

They had already separated last season. This season, she went on a date on Valentine's Day herself. Why was she gong through his stuff? How did she surmise from a Valentine's Day card from mystery girl to Matt - Gina's own words - they think they are in love with each other.

I think Gina is calculating and sneaky and lazy. She was fine to stay married to Matt if he continued to pay the bills. She would be fine divorcing him if he continued to pay all the bills. Her DUI - put custody in jeopardy. Doesn't she at some point this season, start pretending that they are going to give their marriage another try? Isn't it some point after her Instagram pics of with Matt in them that she says Matt physically attacked her out of the blue?

[Mu Shu]

On 8/25/2019 at 12:29 PM, Midnight Cheese said:

Team Kelly for life and I don’t even like her. Don’t need to.   

I’m horribly addicted to this horrible show and have probably seen every OC ep, what is wrong with me? So I remember well the porcine Vicki mocking Jeana’s weight on the show and in her blogs. She’s at least as racist as Kelly (what’s that saying about faint praise...) and her face is made of silicone, harvested tendons and NIGHTMARES and of course that piggy piggy pig ep of The Twilight Zone. Any day where Vicki escapes a swift c-punt for her cancer scamming is a bad day. I hope her social media is nothing but pig emojis, rampaging boar stories, recipes for lechon and pork schnitzel, links to plus-size jeans and Spanx, and requests for donations to childhood cancer research. If I write die, pig, die, I’m not writing the, pig, the. May she shuffle off this mortal coil (even more) estranged from her family and “friends” and scumbag “fiancé.” Maybe she’ll go to France to truffle hunt and her kin sense an interloper and she twists an ankle and....you know Steve wants that. Hate her, mean it, no lovey the piggy even more than no scratchy the woody. 

Shannon looks bad in the face now IMO which is too bad because I understand she needs her mumspringa and to feel good. She still looks better than everyone IMO. Emily and Gina are under 40 right? They are insane and have no taste, way to waste physical health and the gift of time. Em is a coward and Gina is a loser and I agree with KFB that Gina wasn’t in a real love match and only lost it after her husband made pretty clear he wasn’t going to support her. She was truly vicious to Shannon for absolutely NO reason. She’s very OC though - the cast has always been garbage people with maybe 3 exceptions. Nothing but undereducated and proud of it total trash bullies and prosperity gospel fart-souls.

Tamra is as sincerely Christian as I am the ghost of Salome whipping my veils from the great beyond. (That’s tragic Emily’s idea of seducing Shane.) I’m not God but I can see into her heart and there’s only broken condoms, a white nationalist manifesto yeah I wrote it, and old tubes of Sun-In there.  

This is one of the best rants I’ve ever read. Fart souls!

and I hope Kelly keeps plunging the figurative knife into miss piggy 🐷 and twists the hell out of it. 

Edited August 26, 2019 by Mu Shu

[Stats Queen]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think Gina is calculating and sneaky and lazy.

LMAO - and seriously I know way too many people who fall into that category

[smores]

On 8/25/2019 at 9:01 AM, chlban said:

You have to get New Orleans on netflix, the season is over and, sadly, I don't think it will return (no Reunion show, BRAVO kiss of death). I have yet to get through a whole episode of Dallas, but I will try, once again. The pickings are so thin.

But you need to start soon! It's going to be little owl meal time soon and you don't want to miss out on that!

On 8/25/2019 at 12:02 PM, nosedive said:

I don't know where you're getting your information, but this is patently untrue.  

It is for SOME.  Not all believe that, but there are some who do.  There are people who have weird beliefs in pretty much any grouping of people that you pick, whether a religion, a political party, a family, or a yoga class.  

[12momine]

Who sits on Rodeo Drive and screeches at tourist busses?  As someone, maybe famous, once said, “Act like you been there before”.

[Keywestclubkid]

On ‎8‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 10:01 AM, chlban said:

You have to get New Orleans on netflix, the season is over and, sadly, I don't think it will return (no Reunion show, BRAVO kiss of death). I have yet to get through a whole episode of Dallas, but I will try, once again. The pickings are so thin.

Dallas is Amazing just saying it does a great blend of bitch crazy and actual fun I get  these shows need drama but when it feels like all there is is nasty it gets old 

[mytmo]

On 8/22/2019 at 4:41 PM, Shellbell59 said:

Hilarious post...

have to say Def L STILL tours...A LOT...(Not a huge fan...but I’m a childhood friend of Jeff Keith (lead singer for Tesla) and brother Brian...

truthfully...🥴🤷‍♀️ I don’t know definite words to either band’s songs...

Tesla and DL Tour together regularly...along with Styx...on occasion 

im more 70’s...Lynard...Boston....Foreigner...etc...but I will accompany Jeff’s mom to gigs locally (CA) if she wants to go.

in fact DL pour sugar lyrics escaped me like Enya’s “Save the Whales”( “Sail Away”) did...

I would belt...MY VIRGIN OF POUR SUM SUGAR ON MAYYY!!! 😆

🎼 Take your body… Shake it up! Break your something anytime! sugar these beets..AWESOME...Russ and Judy in Bombay.

pour some sugar on me..

You got the pictures I’ve got the beef… So on and so on… 🎼

I know really bad...but I was probably driving a Pinto...a brown one 🥴

😞😳

Love Tesla.  So much talent.  Cowboy of the Modern Day is what I play loudly when I feel badass at work.  Just like Dwight on The Office with Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart.

Def Leppard successfully tours the smaller venues - not necessarily the casino tour circuit but great at outdoor venues.  Bass player definitely has too much work done on his face.  Your version is hilarious.  I have no idea what the lyrics are.  I'm too busy attempting to dance and falling over myself.

Yep love me some 80's hair bands.  Still crushing on Kip Winger.

[Nicmar]

On 8/20/2019 at 9:16 PM, Bronzedog said:

I just read on a forum that the train is a sex train.  Kelly was allegedly part of a threesome. 

Thats not a train thats just a threesome 😰

[KLovestoShop]

Tamra is what, 52-53?   When she was making her mother’s bed, didn’t she say her mom was now 65?  Did I hear that right?  There’s no way her mom had a kid at 12 or 13.  

[Sew Sumi]

I think Sandi is 67. She had Tamrat at 16.