S11.E14: Caught Between an Ex and a Hard Place

[OnceSane]

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On the first night in Miami, Sonja hits the floor after one too many drinks; the women turn their attention to Luann's attitude; the ladies rally to take in sunshine and art; at a house party, Ramona juggles her ex-husband, Mario, and a new date.

Airs June 5, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

Joy to the world - It's 9:00 PM!!!

Edited June 6, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

EMT - please check and see if patient broke any teeth

If yes...my season Nirvana is complete

[pieinmyeye]

When did you get your medical degree Romona?

[Thumper]

Holy breasts, Ramona!

Beth is a good friend/person to be checking on, and staying with, Sonja.

Edited June 6, 2019 by Thumper

[Straycat80]

Those poor EMT’s. LOL at Tins, this looks scary...where’s our ride( to go out drinking).  Love these crazies. 

[bosawks]

I hope Ramona and Beth realize they’re going to have to halvsies on that EMS Bill for Sonja.

[KungFuBunny]

Sorry - Tinsley there are many pictures with you and other exes in Miami - such as Brian Mazzo

[Neurochick]

Bethenny, the only way they can tell FOR SURE that you haven't "taken anything" is to do a a toxicology report.  No one can convince me that Sonja isn't on anything MORE than alcohol.

Luann is no different than any of these other women on this show.  All of them are ME ME ME MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Edited June 6, 2019 by Neurochick

[TexasGal]

Barbara walks like Ramona - like a chicken with her breasts sticking out.  Its so unnatural looking. 

[Straycat80]

Notice B. And Tins in bed with full makeup and jewelry. I’m impressed Sonja is not majorly hungover. 

[bosawks]

Argghh, I now can’t unhear Lu as Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford.

I’ll give it to Beth that was spot on.

[Neurochick]

Hate to say it but Luann is right.  Those heifers don't want to see her doing well, and if Sonja was ONLY drinking and got that wasted, maybe she shouldn't drink...just saying.  

Drunks are boring, and I would have left too.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Drunk LuAnn was more tolerable, tbh.

[Keywestclubkid]

With each passing episode I hate Luanne more and more ... 

[Steph J]

Hey, Luanne?  I get that you feel that they aren't supporting you/building you up, but ask yourself this: can they ever count on you to support them/build them up when they need it?  You get what you give.

[pieinmyeye]

I think it’s a pretty safe bet that the rest of the group were no more anxious to see Lu than she was them. Narcissistic bitch.

[Neurochick]

I don't get the Luann hate.  To me she's no different than any of these other women.  All of them are narcissistic.  All of them are ME ME ME.  So they need to STFU about Luann.  

I love how everybody's like "Luann's awful, she's narcissistic.  BUT SO ARE ALL OF THEM.

Edited June 6, 2019 by Neurochick

[nexxie]

Don’t these luxury vaca palaces come with private psychiatrists?

[Keywestclubkid]

did I bring a bottle of vodka back to my room last night..pause "oh shit im supposed to be sober" No I didn't .... lol why would she bring up bringing booze to her room at all it had noting to do with anything lol

[Rhetorica]

Luann has never been more of a Countess than on this trip.

Such an entitled bitch... 

[FlyingEgret]

I hated all their bathing suits - was it just me?

[Emmeline]

After LuAnn fell in the bushes in Mexico she only owned that she drank the margaritas with too much sugar and admitted she drank too much.  She never admitted she had a problem at that point.  Now she is claiming she is going to an AA meeting, HA!  We’ve heard her say this time and time again only to read recently that she’s only gone to 5 or 6.  I just can’t stand her.  

Edited June 6, 2019 by Emmeline

[Emmeline]

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/06/luann-de-lesseps-demands-3-million-new-season-rhony/

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I hated all their bathing suits - was it just me?

Not feeling the high waisted thing on anyone!

[Neurochick]

16 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

We’ve heard her say this time and time again only to read recently that she’s only gone to 5 or 6.  I just can’t stand her.  

I don't get this.  So how many meetings is she supposed to attend?

An alcoholic isn't someone who drinks nonstop.  An alcoholic is someone who, once they start to drink, has no idea what will happen.  They might only drink a little and be okay; or they might drink a lot and end up getting arrested.  

Edited June 6, 2019 by Neurochick

[bosawks]

I think Sonja spoke for most of us when she unequivocally stated she didn’t want to go to an AA meeting with Lu on vacation.

[poeticlicensed]

3 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I hated all their bathing suits - was it just me?

The high waisted look does no one any favors. Dorinda s suit was too small and Ramonas breasts were hanging out. 

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/06/luann-de-lesseps-demands-3-million-new-season-rhony/

Hahahahahahahahah what????

Didn't Lu once have to spend a season demoted to "friend of" status?  I think I can see that happening again, especially if the reason they can't go on an international trip is because of Lu's legal status.

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I think Sonja spoke for most of us when she unequivocally stated she didn’t want to go to an AA meeting with Lu on vacation.

Yeah because ugh...AA, all those alcoholics....(sarcasm).

[Straycat80]

Wait...are they getting all this art stuff for free? And did B. Buy that green stop sign for 10k? Her daughter could have probably made her something like that. 

[Rhetorica]

28 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

EMT - please check and see if patient broke any teeth

If yes...my season Nirvana is complete

Remember when Sonja had to keep putting her tooth back in its socket?  🤣

[bosawks]

7 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Yeah because ugh...AA, all those alcoholics....(sarcasm).

And Lu...

[poeticlicensed]

Luann's haughty self centredness make her super boring to watch. It's more fun watching the others kvetch about her

[Emmeline]

9 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I don't get this.  So how many meetings is she suppose to?

I believe it was 2 per week for a year.

[Neurochick]

Just now, bosawks said:

And Lu...

Because she's SO much worse than Drunklinda and Sonja with a sexy J...or maybe she's taking J.

[TexasGal]

Mario’s entrance wasn’t awkward at all.

Love the editor’s shade on how much “chemistry” they have. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I feel like Ramona is always in a bathroom.

[Thumper]

Lu looks good in her red jumpsuit.

[Neurochick]

Is sexy putting your hand up your ass, Ramona?

[KungFuBunny]

Slip wedgies are not sexy - Bwahahahaha

[Pickles]

This party is awkward. Dorinda's outfit looks like foil. 

[Thumper]

Sonja throws Ramona under the bus, telling Mario that Ramona invited another man.  Classy, Sonja.  Is Sonja looking to get it on with Mario????

[poeticlicensed]

The party looks like a real dud to me so far

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Pickles said:

This party is awkward. Dorinda's outfit looks like foil. 

If Dorinda chooses to go ham on anyone tonight she''ll look like the robot from Lost In Space

[Straycat80]

Ramona acts like a teenager around men, really pathetic considering her age. 

[JD5166]

I don’t love a jumpsuit on many people, Lu too tall....I worry about camel toe. 🐫 

[Pickles]

Is Tinsley's sister married?

[SweetieDarling]

Tinsley's sister has her mother's weird slanted crooked mouth thing going on. I guess it puts my mind at ease about her having had a stroke or Bell's Palsy, but it's distracting.

[Steph J]

Ha!  Mario fully justified his presence in this episode with that crack to Bethenny about exes finding a way to get along.