S09.E17: A Double Shot Of Brandi

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle plans a girls’ trip to Provence, France; Erika and Lisa Rinna are astonished by Camille talking out of both sides of her mouth; Denise spends a wild night with Brandi Glanville; tragedy strikes as Kyle, Lisa Rinna and Teddi head to the airport.

Airs 6/04/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[sunshine23]

Tragedy strikes? Does a nail break? A Birkin touch the floor? LVP is proven right?

[Happy Camper]

41 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

Tragedy strikes? Does a nail break? A Birkin touch the floor? LVP is proven right?

I think it's houses burning.

[nexxie]

The Woolsey Fire - so horrible!

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/california-wildfires-woolsey-fires-updates-from-denise-richards-eileen-davidson-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills

[sunshine23]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

The Woolsey Fire - so horrible!

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/california-wildfires-woolsey-fires-updates-from-denise-richards-eileen-davidson-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills

This was a true tragedy and my heart goes out to all who were affected.

[Chit Chat]

17 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

This was a true tragedy and my heart goes out to all who were affected.

I felt so sad for Camille on her wedding day because she was so optimistic about the future, and little did she know that within a short time she would lose her house to this fire.  I hate it for anybody affected by it.  

[Otherkate]

I stopped watching this show mid-season, but saw the title of this episode on Reddit and felt I needed to comment. Just want to say that, no matter what else is going on, a double shot of Brandi sounds serious and like something that would require a trip to your primary care doctor for some very strong antibiotics. 

[Happy Camper]

If they are bringing in Brandi just to join in on the witch hunt bashing of LVP, that will be a whole 'nother stretch. 

Give "em more rope, Bravo.

Edited June 3, 2019 by Happy Camper

[RealHousewife]

21 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

This was a true tragedy and my heart goes out to all who were affected.

Me too! I can’t even imagine. It would be so tough to lose old photos and videos. 

[langford peel]

The only thing that could give you more of a burning sensation than watching the Malibu fires is in fact Brandi Granville.

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, langford peel said:

The only thing that could give you more of a burning sensation than watching the Malibu fires is in fact Brandi Granville.

My fear is losing LVP and getting Brandi as a replacement.

[nexxie]

15 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

My fear is losing LVP and getting Brandi as a replacement.

imo the show is more fun without LVP - but no thanks to Brandi. I can see how producers might feel she should have another shot now that the cast gets what was going on back then - but it would be hard to watch her with all she’s done to herself.

[chenoa333]

On 6/2/2019 at 3:34 PM, sunshine23 said:

This was a true tragedy and my heart goes out to all who were affected.

Were any of these women affected by this horrific fire? Did their houses burn to the ground? Did their loved ones die?

I don't think so. Their biggest losses in life were Birkin bags and jewelry. Such shallow, vapid souls these women are.

[Natalie68]

22 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Were any of these women affected by this horrific fire? Did their houses burn to the ground? Did their loved ones die?

I don't think so. Their biggest losses in life were Birkin bags and jewelry. Such shallow, vapid souls these women are.

Camille lost her house.  Lucky for her she can rebuild.  

[chenoa333]

45 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

Camille lost her house.  Lucky for her she can rebuild.  

So she just bought another house in Hawaii? Or did she already have the house in Hawaii? 

[Natalie68]

Just now, chenoa333 said:

So she just bought another house in Hawaii? Or did she already have the house in Hawaii? 

She already had the house in Hawaii.  She has put a double wide on the Malibu property until she can rebuild.  She is lucky she has $.  I know many people who lost homes in SB when we have had fires and found they weren't well enough insured.

[oceanview]

Anyone thinking of skipping this week.......no need to see Brandi.........

[Door County Cherry]

Take tweets and casting info to the media thread, personality thread or casting thread. (There will be a little leeway with Brandi given her special guest status but anyone else belongs elsewhere. )

The episode hasn't aired yet and we're already off topic.  Stay on topic this week and read the mod notes in the thread. 

If you are specifically told to move on from a topic, move on.  Continuing to discuss the topic, even if responding to old OT posts, will get your post hidden at the very least.

[sunshine23]

3 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

Were any of these women affected by this horrific fire? Did their houses burn to the ground? Did their loved ones die?

I don't think so. Their biggest losses in life were Birkin bags and jewelry. Such shallow, vapid souls these women are.

I am not happy Camille lost her house, but in my post I meant my heart went out to all the REAL victims of the fire. Normal, nameless, hardworking people. 

[dosodog]

Since tonight is the return of Brandi, I got a new outfit for tonight's show.

Ready!

 

Edited June 5, 2019 by dosodog

[KungFuBunny]

So who's manufacturing Beverly Beach now?

[TexasGal]

Awww Jagger.  Cute!

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit wants to blame the Instagram assistant for not bringing more than one pair of shorts....Bwahahahahaha

[Bronzedog]

So far, waaaaaay too much Dorito.

Bambi and Storm!  Never mind.  I’m good now except my dog is barking along with them.

Edited June 5, 2019 by Bronzedog

[Straycat80]

Ha! I love Kyle’s dog. 

[KungFuBunny]

I love Storm!

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle really wants to go to a place where Dorit won't get chased around the pool by creditors.  Good luck with that Kyle...

[Steph J]

Can they just let the whole cast go and remake this as a show about Kyle's dogs?

[Grumpbump]

God Lisa's kids are IN-FUCKING-SUFFERABLE

Edited June 5, 2019 by Grumpbump

[nexxie]

That dinner scene with Lisa, Harry and kids was pretty real.

[dosodog]

Everyone in the Hamlin family, except for Harry, has food issues.

Amelia won't get better when 2/3's of her support system also need help.

[Straycat80]

I think Harry is right blaming Lisa for Amelia’s eating disorder. Wasn’t she pushing that kid to be a model? And Lisa is skinny too, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had an eating disorder too. 

[Pickles]

Rinna's kids are awful. And Rinna is most likely responsible for the eating disorder. I think there are some cracks in Rinna's marriage. 

Rinna has said that she is constantly hungry. Gee, I guess so, if you never eat. 

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

That dinner scene with Lisa, Harry and kids was pretty real.

Yes it was really sad..especially when they zoom in on her and she is cutting the food on her plate into itty bitty pieces but you know none of it is going into her mouth

[bravofan27]

Thoughts  on the episode...

Jagger was SOOOO CUTE! The way he went to Dorit and told her he learned his poses... that was sweet. I love that little thing.

Lisa Rinna-- "I love nothing more than having my family together." Uh.  Liar. The family together was stressful to me and very painful. The blond daughter being called out for binging ("You ate 5 slices of cheese?") was just the start. 

And then Harry for being pissed no one would eat the food. I think Harry hates his family. For real. I think Lisa Rinna's way of keeping her husband happy is letting him have his adventures and paying for the house and the kids. But he's clearly not pleased with any of them and does  not appear to be a very loving guy.

That said, when you have two parents who are all about their appearance, a mom who is seriously underweight and a chronic exerciser, AND the daughters are being pressured to model, you have to wonder how they are as normal as they are. Lisa Rinna is not Yolanda. Yolanda's girls were brought up uber rich and have a billionaire dad who is in that lifestyle. Harry seems like a regular guy that just wants a simple life. Now his looks have faded and the acting gigs aren't there, he's content to just camp and probably smoke a bunch of weed. I like Harry, but he's sort of like a childhood actor. Maybe that's why Rinna doesn't like Kim-- she reminds her of her husband who peaked and then plateaued and is broke.

[endure]

Rinna talking about her daughter and her problems with anorexia came across so insincere, I thought she looked like she might doze off at one point.  The whole family appeared pretty dysfunctional but doubt they really eat together very often, if you can call it that lol.

[KungFuBunny]

Wow...you can totally see the Topik on Kyle

[goofygirl]

These TWITS!

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Yes it was really sad..especially when they zoom in on her and she is cutting the food on her plate into itty bitty pieces but you know none of it is going into her mouth

It appeared that she ate about 7 kernels of corn, so I'm sure she was stuffed...

[Straycat80]

ALL these women talk shit about each other behind their backs, not just Camille. Shut up Rinna! 

[Bronzedog]

Wait! Wait! Wait!  Harry Hamlin has been a major actor for decades and the Hamlins were relying on the income from a store for their income?  Umm.  I’m kinda thinking the store was probably more of a hobby, Lisa.

Edited June 5, 2019 by Bronzedog

[KungFuBunny]

Kimber is the Didi replacement? Instagram Friend?

[Keywestclubkid]

Why does Camille always have to have her creepy yes woman around that talks shit? This is classic season one Camille ....the flashback of it all 

Edited June 5, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[whydoievencare]

I swear you could see Kyle's and Teddi's eyes glaze over when Dorit was doing her monologue at the beginning of the lunch with everyone.  I have to say: Teddi looked very nice at the restaurant - she must have gotten a stylist and her own glam squad - her look is totally different from her first year. Denise's face always seems puffy.  Erica seemed to be having an off day with her makeup and outfit.

Edited June 5, 2019 by whydoievencare

[Steph J]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

ALL these women talk shit about each other behind their backs, not just Camille. Shut up Rinna! 

How many of them does Rinna think she can "eliminate" before she's the one they start to turn on?

[dosodog]

Soooooo.

You all sit around at lunch, talking about Camille talking behind people's backs, as you talk behind Camille's back.

Uh huh.

[bravofan27]

7 minutes ago, endure said:

Rinna talking about her daughter and her problems with anorexia came across so insincere, I thought she looked like she might doze off at one point.  The whole family appeared pretty dysfunctional but doubt they really eat together very often, if you can call it that lol.

I totally agree with this. I don't think they ever eat together. God only knows who Harry cooks for, cuz it's not his "family."

[TexasGal]

Ugh Brandi’s big entrance is with “Hello Kitty Cat!”  I had sort of banished that kitty cat thing from my memory and now it’s back.

[endure]

Teddi at lunch - looked like she made a real effort to look more feminine lol......lipstick and waves in her hair!

[Coffeewinewater]

Lisa's daughter talked as if she was high.  She might be suffering from a eating disorder.  But there is something else there. The disrespect reminded me of something I've dealt with. I don't know why lisa and harry want those children on camera? Since day one,   I never had a positive feeling towards them. You would think the parents would want save them from the reaction they get. 

The hello hello  from the daughter has ne convinced she was high. 

Edited June 5, 2019 by Coffeewinewater