S04.E05: Dirty Dancing

[Jennifersdc]

24 minutes ago, Aussie said:

There are American Schools in many countries. I attended second grade at the American International School in Vienna, Austria.

Yes. The American, French and British all have excellent international schools. I know several people who attended them. They also cost money that a perpetually unemployed young Moroccan male and former American barista (also unemployed) who speaks neither a lick of French or Arabic don’t have.

[LucyEth]

14 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Pao is the most selfish person ever. And what is this crap about "bringing a baby into a good environment (Miami)"? Since when is Miami a good safe place to start a family?

I am not sure she means Miami as a good state to raise a child.  I think she means that she is happy in Miami, therefore the child will be happy.  Happy wife (and mother)  happy life!

[brillia79]

44 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Ashley seems to be holding Jay hostage until she's punished him sufficiently, and that's very unfuckingcool.

Forgive him or send him home. 

Yep. Ashley is an abuser, IMO. Why send Jay home when you can kick him out of your car, threaten him with deportation, and pretend to sleep with an ex who can’t see that he dodged a psycho bullet?

[Matty]

Pedro looks like the old carefree, happy Pedro in the DR. Chantel and the family Chantel have sucked all the life out of him. I don't think his family is trying to "harvest the American dollar" if they are telling him to get a divorce and come home if he's unhappy. Chantel's parents look ridiculous and her mother can barely read the cue cards production provides her. 

As soon as the money flow stops Azan will ghost Nicole. There will never be a romantic vacation in Grenada much less a wedding in Morocco. Move on. Save your money, Nicole, and build a life for you and Mae in Florida.

Edited May 27, 2019 by Matty

[Spike]

16 minutes ago, Matty said:

As soon as the money flow stops Azan will ghost Nicole. There will never be a romantic vacation in Grenada much less a wedding in Morocco. Move on. Save your money, Nicole, and build a life for you and Mae in Florida.

There must be local men willing to take advantage of Nicole (financially).

[Kangatush]

1 hour ago, Aussie said:

There are American Schools in many countries. I attended second grade at the American International School in Vienna, Austria.

I think the point is that she said it wasn't an American school, but a foreigner school.

[linthia]

"With this ring I BE wed" cracked me up.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Nicole knows how to brighten your day I tell ya that! Comic relief at its finest. Facial contortions as a response to any logical questions.  Mom can't keep a straight face and stepdad says what we're all thinking. I wish Nicole would just give Robbalee guardianship over May. 

Paola thinks Miami is a more child friendly place than OKC. 🤔

Why do these fiancees come here and try to force the Americans from their home base? That should have been established beforehand if there would be an agreement to relocate to a neutral city (not a bad idea)

Deb Bea is going to have a shit fit when she finds out about kids. This plan was not well thought out. Why is Debbie crying tho?  And of course she doesn't blame her weirdo son at all. 

[TwirlyGirly]

2 hours ago, zillabreeze said:

Debbie had every right to get butt hurt over Larissa's revelation.  They are on TLC for chrissake.  The rules for communicating in a polyamorous relationship are quite clear

That was so ridiculous, and a perfect example of Debbie once again overstepping the boundaries of her son's marriage.

And then Debbie said (paraphrasing) "If she hid that, what else is she hiding?"

Larissa didn't hide that she has children from Colt; the only person that information would affect. She told Colt before she left Brazil, so if it had been a problem, he could have cut the relationship off then.

Neither Larissa nor Colt had any obligation to share that information with Debbie within a specific timeframe, unless Larissa and Colt planned to bring Larissa's kids to the US and move them into the house the three of them currently share. Since that wasn't the plan - ever - Debbie had no right to know until Larissa and Colt decided to tell her. 

[Neurochick]

Was the episode "Severed Ties Part 1" on last night?  It's on TLC's website today.  I thought we only got a 1 hour episode last night, but TLC says that Severed Ties premiered on 5/26.

[itsadryheat]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Was the episode "Severed Ties Part 1" on last night?  It's on TLC's website today.  I thought we only got a 1 hour episode last night, but TLC says that Severed Ties premiered on 5/26.

To again quote myself from a previous thread:

"Why is this show so difficult to figure out -different names, different times, same show with 2 additional minutes and its "extended", jeez."

[Brooklynista]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

There must be local men willing to take advantage of Nicole (financially).

If my years of Judge Judy have taught me anything, this is very true.  Plenty of shiftless men right here in the States who would love to take advantage of her desperation. Nicole does not have to go all the way to Grenada to be scammed. 

[zillabreeze]

7 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

To again quote myself from a previous thread:

"Why is this show so difficult to figure out -different names, different times, same show with 2 additional minutes and its "extended", jeez."

Tonight the reg 90 Day description just says "Paul &  Corrine" for THREE HOURS?  That can't be right.  They aren't 3 hours worth of interesting.

[HorrrGoodnight]

13 hours ago, Kangatush said:

"How's the shop doing Nicole?!?"  I want a shirt and I want to high five her stepdad.

"None of your businesssssss" 😂

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

"None of your businesssssss" 😂

Because there is no business.

[alegtostandon]

6 hours ago, Spike said:

Nicole?

Yes!  After I saw my post,  realized I had given her a new name.   I knew someone with the name Ashley who Nicole reminds me of.  Thank you,  Spike!

[Jennifersdc]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

There must be local men willing to take advantage of Nicole (financially).

She wants abs.

[Neurochick]

Go to the TLC website and watch "Severed Ties Part 1."  It's the episode they SHOULD have shown last night but didn't.  It's a juicy one, especially the end.

[alegtostandon]

54 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

If my years of Judge Judy have taught me anything, this is very true.  Plenty of shiftless men right here in the States who would love to take advantage of her desperation. Nicole does not have to go all the way to Grenada to be scammed. 

Only difference is in the  States, unless Nicole hooks up with a Dugger, he has no good excuse to avoid physical contact with her. He'll have to "pay" for the money! 

Is Molly's brother going to be our next victim?  No,  Molly, your brother's situation is not the same as yours.   He did not go on vacation & believe the line of shit talk from bartender used to gain larger tits..I mean tips... and drag her home to his two minor kids.  There also does not seem to be a 20 year age gap.   

[Dance4Life]

18 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Pao is the most selfish person ever. And what is this crap about "bringing a baby into a good environment (Miami)"? Since when is Miami a good safe place to start a family?

Miami is a great place to raise a family. Plus, we are surrounded by our  culture. The baby needs to know his mother’s heritage and be with his people.

nahhhhh, No...... to Oklahoma. 

They cannot get along and it will just ruin things long-term.  It is better they do short visits throughout the year, so Axl will know his grandparents.....and,......his daddy’s Oklahoma.

Russ’s mother already called us....Lahw-teeeeeeeeeeeNa! 🤣

Say it right....or, don’t say it at all. 

I am still wondering what she asked them. 

[Dance4Life]

8 hours ago, alegtostandon said:

The bile rises into my throat whenever Nicole is spewing her lies.   Love Stepdad Nicole for being so upfront and the only one willing to confront her.  Mother Nicole feeds into her fantasies.   Loved when Stepdad Nicole said "you've been in vacation since you get back from Morocco!".  That girl needs some intervention. 

Pao is the most selfish,  self centered bitch.  If she wants the Latin culture so badly,  why did she even come here. It's perfectly fine for "Roosss" to be stressed & unhappy as long as she's not.  He is a wimpy fool. 

I cannot believe Larissa... she says she's not a blow up doll but she is the one using sex to get what she wants from Col-Tee.  I don't know how many lip injections she's had at this point but she's already getting the "Joker Grin".

I have never seen that couple in the second part before,  the one with the baby & the "I need to be happy" guy who quit his job right after having a baby & moved himself,  wife and baby in with his parents.   She is from Brazil too but she does not talk in that strange "sing songy" voice  Larrisa does with the odd emphasis on consonants.

The wife came here only speaking Brazilian Portuguese.

She learned English here. So, no Larissa English for her!

[Pasha Kitty]

6 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am too. Larry is a sweet guy. Not sophisticated, but he has a kind heart. Jenny will get a job as a CNA or a dental assistant or doing bookkeeping for some local business. They'll go to Applebee's or Cheesecake Factory as a treat once a month, watch movies on Netflix, and have little cookouts at the RV park. Simple people with simple dreams. Their chances of happiness are as good as anyone's. I was touched by both of them during the wedding, they were so kind to one another. 

They seem genuine, and Larry's mother wins the "most supportive mother-in-law" award.  

[itsadryheat]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

Go to the TLC website and watch "Severed Ties Part 1."  It's the episode they SHOULD have shown last night but didn't.  It's a juicy one, especially the end.

Good call neurochick! 

Nicole: “Grenada is a non muslim country and we can show affection in public.” (Grenada’s new tourist slogan)

When her dad shows up, a teletubbie pops into my head.

[Dance4Life]

7 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

I can’t believe Debbie had the nerve to bust out tears and indignantly say she needs to be told these things because no more lies in the family.  Woman you should not be living there!  You should not be privy to the conversation between your son and his wife!!!!  Not in the damn car...not in the damn house....not in the damn bedroom.  

I thought same!  I thought she felt bad for Larissa....as this was a bonding episode for them. I thought she was going to get up and hug her.

But, then walked away. 

This is so fake! We all knew episode 1....Larissa has children. 

I am sure many many people told Debbie already. Especially, cousin John.

I have a feeling the children were not going to be brought up. But, TLC...probably wanted it out....since, we all know.

Or, they were hoping to expand their storyline.........and, for Colt to meet them while on a trip to Brazil..........

but, this is not gonna happen now.

Who is Larissa with now?

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

Good call neurochick! 

Nicole: “Grenada is a non muslim country and we can show affection in public.” (Grenada’s new tourist slogan)

When her dad shows up, a teletubbie pops into my head.

Like showing affection in public is the stumbling block in his K1 visa application. 

The newest tourism campaign: “Grenada is for lovers, come here and do it in public”  accompanied by a big pic of Nicole in her bathing suit pinning a terrified Azan underneath her. 

[Neurochick]

1 hour ago, Dance4Life said:

Miami is a great place to raise a family. Plus, we are surrounded by our  culture. The baby needs to know his mother’s heritage and be with his people.

nahhhhh, No...... to Oklahoma. 

They cannot get along and it will just ruin things long-term.  It is better they do short visits throughout the year, so Axl will know his grandparents.....and,......his daddy’s Oklahoma.

Russ’s mother already called us....Lahw-teeeeeeeeeeeNa! 🤣

Say it right....or, don’t say it at all. 

I am still wondering what she asked them. 

Thanks for speaking up for Miami and its culture.  Yes, and what did Russ' mom say, I think it was "LahwteeeNos."  Oh dear.  

Miami vs. Oklahoma:  Upthread, or maybe it was another thread, someone mentioned that they lived in Oklahoma, and they had a large house with a pool.  Fine.  But the thing is, not everybody wants all that.  The truth is that when you have a house, everything is on you.  Either you have to fix shit yourself, or you have to keep money aside to pay someone else to fix shit.  Not everybody is handy, not everybody wants to or can fix stuff themselves.  It's about what you want.  Some people don't mind driving for a half hour to get a quart of milk, but some would rather run across the street for said milk.   Is Miami better than Oklahoma?  Depends on what you want.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Thanks for speaking up for Miami and its culture.  Yes, and what did Russ' mom say, I think it was "LahwteeeNos."  Oh dear.  

Miami vs. Oklahoma:  Upthread, or maybe it was another thread, someone mentioned that they lived in Oklahoma, and they had a large house with a pool.  Fine.  But the thing is, not everybody wants all that.  The truth is that when you have a house, everything is on you.  Either you have to fix shit yourself, or you have to keep money aside to pay someone else to fix shit.  Not everybody is handy, not everybody wants to or can fix stuff themselves.  It's about what you want.  Some people don't mind driving for a half hour to get a quart of milk, but some would rather run across the street for said milk.   Is Miami better than Oklahoma?  Depends on what you want.

Pao wants to flash her tits and go hang out with her friends like Juan, not going to be so easy with a baby. In fact Juan will probably dump her because she is no longer espicy as she used to be. 

I don’t know that Oklahoma is a place I would want to live but Pao saying Miami or nothing isn’t the solution either. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll take a leap of faith and suggest that Nicole, a person who is perfectly capable of getting a job (provided she shows up at an interview with a resume, no matter how incomprehensible), is using my tax dollars to support herself and May AND Azan. With this roaring economy, there is no excuse for her not to be working. If daycare would eat up her paycheck, she could work a night shift and leave May with the brother and sister. Gah!

Nicole, lose some weight, make better choices in your life, find an American grifter, and give up custody of May so that that little girl might stand a chance at life. 

[TwirlyGirly]

1 hour ago, Dance4Life said:

I have a feeling the children were not going to be brought up. But, TLC...probably wanted it out....since, we all know.

Except the entire season is filmed and edited before episode 1 is aired. The show can't react to viewer knowledge after the season begins airing, because all the episodes are already "in the can"* at that point.

*Hollywood lingo, from the days when TV and movies were filmed on reels, and each reel was stored in a can. Once film was "in the can", it was done and unable to be changed.

[Gobi]

11 minutes ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Except the entire season is filmed and edited before episode 1 is aired. The show can't react to viewer knowledge after the season begins airing, because all the episodes are already "in the can"* at that point.

*Hollywood lingo, from the days when TV and movies were filmed on reels, and each reel was stored in a can. Once film was "in the can", it was done and unable to be changed.

I think that an alternate meaning of "in the can" is applicable to this show.

[configdotsys]

Could Colt and Larissa be doing any more acting? The whole exchange in the car and at the casino sounded over the top so fake. Their story is just such a waste of time because it’s so far behind. Meanwhile, Larissa was dressed to the nines and Colt looked like a schlumpy, frumpy lump for their date. I’m not sure why this secret about having kids in Brazil is something that would keep Larissa up at night if Colt knows. This whole drama leading up to telling Debbie was so weird. She should have had Colt tell Debbie when she (Larissa) was not around and asked her not to bring it up. 

Good for Pedro to ignore Chantel’s calls. I hope he does that permanently. I just can’t with her parents. Hey Mr. and Mrs. Chantel: newsflash: He left because your daughter is a total bitch. Her parents are off the wall but I agreed with her mother when she said not to go and if it’s meant to be, he’ll come back. Boy, Pedro's sister is quite the shit stirrer. I don't like her but did laugh when she was so giddy about "getting rid of Chantel."

Nicole is just a disgusting human being. I cannot stand her attitude any time anyone questions her or hints that she may be being used. It’s at the point now that I cannot wait until she finally understands that she’s been used. Her parents drink a lot of coffee. Holy k-cups.

I FF’d past drunken Ashley who I dislike the most on this show right now because she’s just pulling the wings off for sport. Not a fan of Jay but if she doesn’t want him, cut him loose and cut the shit. 

I hate Russ. Just looking at him makes me recoil because he’s just such a total dud. I agreed with Pao being upset. He knew she did not want to move back for anything and yet he applied for jobs there without telling her. Then he springs it on her that he has an offer and puts her in a terrible spot. And yes, she will look bad now if she says no because it’s more money and they’re having a kid. Way to go, Russ. That was a total dick move.  

Wow, watching the opening of the second hour made me hit stop on the DVR and turn off the TV. I have zero interest in any of the people featured. 

[Spike]

The first episode of The Other Way is available on demand and boy do they have some winners.

[configdotsys]

Just to add to my previous post: I hate Pao and think she is selfish but hate Russ even more. He wanted the hot, wild girl that had zero interest in living in OK and knew that she was an "I want what I want when I want it" type of girl. So he married her. He got what he signed up for.

Edited May 28, 2019 by configdotsys

[Mr. Miner]

11 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:

Surely Nicole is not dragging May to Grenada?  The little girl doesn't need to witness her mother continually humping Azan and the ensuing arguing that will follow.  That is, if he actually arrives in Grenada - although I'm assuming TLC paid for the trip and sent a camera crew. So he'll be there for the paycheck.  But it's not going to be fun fighting off Nicole 24/7.  Hope he gained some muscle in the gym - she's a big strong sex mad woman and he'll have no excuses.

Azan can just say he forgot the big bag of flour. You know, to roll Nicole in and...

Pedro is a clown! Do everyone involved a favor and stay in the DR.

Sex with Coltee is a disaster, who would have thought? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Go to the TLC website and watch "Severed Ties Part 1."  It's the episode they SHOULD have shown last night but didn't.  It's a juicy one, especially the end.

Thanks for the head’s up, @Neurochick. I downloaded the app and watched it. It certainly moved the ball forward, albeit in a predictable direction. 

[Dance4Life]

3 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Thanks for speaking up for Miami and its culture.  Yes, and what did Russ' mom say, I think it was "LahwteeeNos."  Oh dear.  

Miami vs. Oklahoma:  Upthread, or maybe it was another thread, someone mentioned that they lived in Oklahoma, and they had a large house with a pool.  Fine.  But the thing is, not everybody wants all that.  The truth is that when you have a house, everything is on you.  Either you have to fix shit yourself, or you have to keep money aside to pay someone else to fix shit.  Not everybody is handy, not everybody wants to or can fix stuff themselves.  It's about what you want.  Some people don't mind driving for a half hour to get a quart of milk, but some would rather run across the street for said milk.   Is Miami better than Oklahoma?  Depends on what you want.

I just think right now the two women cannot get along.  Both are very disrespectful to each.  Both do not seem to be trying, either.

I mostly side with the new mom. Women carry the kid and they are most likely not to abandon the kid......so, they can make a few decisions even if their husbands don’t want to. It is important for Pao to be around her culture while raising the kid.

Mom needs to be happy and Russ will deal! He doesn’t seem motivated, anyways.

Most of these 90 Day Fiance guys lack work ethics and we have seen them not hold jobs for years.  Russ was already one of them.  He had enough time to find a job in Miami, career change, etc. 

For me it is not about OK.  I can live anywhere and I like boring! (🤣) 

I just want the family not to be ruined forever....if Russ keeps forcing things as they are. Russ’s mom and Pao need more time apart. 

3 hours ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Except the entire season is filmed and edited before episode 1 is aired. The show can't react to viewer knowledge after the season begins airing, because all the episodes are already "in the can"* at that point.

*Hollywood lingo, from the days when TV and movies were filmed on reels, and each reel was stored in a can. Once film was "in the can", it was done and unable to be changed.

Yea, that was last season.  We have seen them already a lot on live shows and social media and nobody has mentioned Larissa’s kids.  Debbie did that Live Show with the Giant Lady.  Her kids were not brought up at the reunion.

I think the kids were brought up now because they were meant to film in Brazil and    meet the kids.....or, at least that one she showed.

Larissa said she talks to the little girl all the time.  Larissa never goes shopping and sends her stuff? So, Colt never mentions the kids.....especially when they fight? He has threatened to send her back to Brazil so many times.

This entire season is fake.

I think the only real thing.......is Pao wants to stay in Miami. 

I am ready for the reunion! Hopefully, Larissa, Fernanda and Azan show up and give us their updates. 

[zillabreeze]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

With this roaring economy, there is no excuse for her not to be working

Yup.  I'll bet the employers are putting in the job description "we need someone to sit on their fatass while texting and chasing international grifters".   "Using 'like' five times in every sentence is a plus".

In my resume, I put "watches really trashy TV and then spends a bunch of time discussing it on the interwebs".  They are beating down my door and throwing money at me!

9 hours ago, Kangatush said:

I think the point is that she said it wasn't an American school, but a foreigner school.

Yes.  I was sarcastically pointing out that "Foreigner Schools" was the best she could scrounge out of her pea brain.

Nicole got that deer in the headlights look when Robalee brought up May's school.  Doubt she had ever given edumacation a fleeting thought until that moment.

Five bajillion nerds in this world and there is STILL no sarcasm font?!??

3 hours ago, Mr. Minor said:

Azan can just say he forgot the big bag of flour. You know, to roll Nicole in and...

You jerk.  I have sat on that saying since Nicole showed up, but choked it back so I wouldn't be accused of "body shaming".

3 hours ago, configdotsys said:

Holy k-cups.

😂🤣😂🤣.  My new mantra for the days I  just buzz around without getting a damn thing done.  Or to describe the old lady boobs that have migrated south.  😲. Double win.

[the-grey-lady]

Confidential to Family Nicole:

Nicole does not have a plan. For anything. Ever. She does not know how to make plans, she does not see a reason to make plans, and she will never, at any time, think more than a few seconds ahead.

Consider this your warning from here on out. "Nicole, do you have a plan for..." No. No, she does not.

Edited May 28, 2019 by the-grey-lady

[DropTheSoap]

On 5/26/2019 at 10:56 PM, Spike said:

Once River’s rap career takes off he can provide for the whole family.

Is Bougie Rap a genre?

Poor May’s going to be raised by an iPad. Nicole is putting all of her (?!?) money into a booty call, and yet again ignoring the kid. 

Pao’s just a brat. That said, I don’t feel comfortable in Oklahoma, but I also wouldn’t get involved with someone whose best shot at making a living was somewhere I didn’t want to be. Suck it up, buttercup. The mojito days of Miami should be coming to an end. 

[Dance4Life]

8 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Go to the TLC website and watch "Severed Ties Part 1."  It's the episode they SHOULD have shown last night but didn't.  It's a juicy one, especially the end.

Thanks!  Watching it On Demand.

hahahahah!  andreiiiii: ‘Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy!’

[RealReality]

On 5/26/2019 at 8:20 PM, Hannah94 said:

Pao is the most selfish person ever. And what is this crap about "bringing a baby into a good environment (Miami)"? Since when is Miami a good safe place to start a family?

In one breath she says that all she cares about is her baby...but babies take money.  In 18 years when you realize that your child COULD have had a college fund, but doesn't because you wanted to be a model and couldn't make a sacrifice, I wonder how that's gonna feel?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@zillabreeze, although Nicole has no discernible skills, she probably IS qualified to be a cashier at a 24 hour grocery store where she wouldn’t really have to do anything other than pass the food item over the code reader. And if she’s working the night shift, there wouldn’t be many patrons.

Or she might be qualified to work the night shift at a small regional airport in the parking kiosk. The one in my area is manned by a developmentally delayed kid. Late nights are slow...plenty of time for texting!

Everywhere I go lately, I see signs about job openings. Many stores will take any warm body they can find. Even Nicole’s.

18 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

. Nicole is putting all of her (?!?) money into a booty call, and yet again ignoring the kid.

A nonexistent booty call.

[DropTheSoap]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A nonexistent booty call.

Ramadan occurs when you least expect it. 

While I’m almost in the “give May to Robalee” camp — didn’t Robalee raise Nicole. 

Edited May 28, 2019 by DropTheSoap
Missed a close quote.

[RealReality]

On 5/26/2019 at 8:28 PM, Spike said:

It was nice to see Pedro genuinely happy.  He was beaming.  Downer Chantel is not the one for him.

Chantal may have been the one for him.  But I can't with her, she really doesn't know why Pedro doesn't want to be around her when she blames him for everything.  And she went right back to her parents and gave them more ammunition to use against him. 

She doesn't have a friend or a therapist to talk to?  What about her friend married to the Dominican guy?  Talk to her....stop telling your parents everything.  Why is your mom wearing glitter shadow?

On 5/26/2019 at 8:32 PM, goofygirl said:

Pao is truly a piece of work.  It's an either/or situation.  And she wins for some strange reason. Even though Russ is probably going to be the only one making $$$ after the baby gets here.  I think she needs to learn how to get along wherever she ends up.  Bloom where you're planted sister!

I continue to have no words for that dingleberry Nicole.  It sounds like May is about to start school and her mother has NO CLUE about where the kid's going to be LIVING; much less where she's going to school! DOAH!

Andrrrrrrreeeiii and Libby are really a couple of do-nothings.  All Libby can ever come up with is..... WORK FOR DADDY! LET DADDY PAY OUR RENT! Andrrrrreeeeii also now has the bright idea of doing remodeling work. Uh, HELLO? Isn't that what Daddy was complaining about while they were living in the FREE house? That Andrrrrreeeeeeii  was going to WORK ON THE HOUSE?  I mean, really.  He's an ass. But, so is Libby.

I think Larry's son is one of the smartest young men I've seen.  I think somebody must have done a lot of things right with him!

I normally find Nicole's Trainwreck life entertaining, but I was really annoyed to see that she clearly has no plan for Mays education.  

And apparently "because azan didn't want to talk about it" is a reasonable response.  Bitch!  That man does not care about you and he is not Mays dad.

Naturally Nicole gets defensive and vague when asked for any details because the most important person in the room is Nicole.  And we really should be talking about the vacation she and azan should be having because they work so hard?

I would enjoy her shitshow so much more if she could just leave may with her parents.

22 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Watching ashley punish Jay is also getting old.  Either get to counseling to handle the trust breach or figure out the means to let him go.  He might be willing to give in by now too....both of you decide how to cancel this fiasco and move on.  It isn’t even good TV plus she has kids so this lingering on is counterproductive.

19 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Stepfather Nicole FTW! And her only response is a childish 2nd grade "none of your beezwax". Girl!

Ashley and her henchmen looked like common country bumpkins dancing on the bar girls gone wild circa 1997. Coyote Ugly is NOT a NYC club. I mean did they eat at Applebees first ? No respect for her.  She has Lupus and it flares up all the time w her hospital pix on social media and there she is doing shots, not good. Her makeup cannot hide the bags under her eyes. Jay is the smallest bad judgement in her life. Calling him mid-bar crawl is so dumb. No words for the Gwen Stefani friend. Scary.  

Ashley is so pathetic and I wish there was another word but when I think of basic bitches....these girls are it.  Ashley pretending like she is having soo much fun with her band of basic beckys is just pathetic.  Their night doesn't even look like fun and it should have stopped being fun for them about 5 years ago. 

That shot of an older guy in glasses who looked ready to fall asleep told me everything I needed to know.

Dude, when there is an employee whose sole purpose is to lift past their prime Pennsylvania housewives onto a bar....girl, no, that's not being wild and free.

I almost feel sorry for her because she is trying soooo hard to put out this image and is failing miserably.

What her and her friends SHOULD have done in NYC is get like full FULL makeovers.  Head to toe, facials for everyone, Sephora appointments for makeup designed for women with.....pores...you're past wet n' wild!  An appointment with a colorist, because that blonde is not the business.  Shopping for clothes in a place that isn't forever 21.

You said it so perfectly.  She had an awesome girls night out, were it 20 years ago.  And YASS to the Applebee's, I bet you they did.

  I would have liked to see an NYC makeover for her and her friends.  It sounds so much better than getting shitfaced and dancing on a bar for men who look sleepy.

She spent her first night trying to harass that girl that made the mistake of swiping right and the second night pathetically trying to be cool and acting coy with Jay.

This is not what anyone means when they say "do you"

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10 hours ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Paola thinks Miami is a more child friendly place than OKC. 🤔

Deb Bea is going to have a shit fit when she finds out about kids. This plan was not well thought out. Why is Debbie crying tho?  And of course she doesn't blame her weirdo son at all. 

IMO, Colt bore all the responsibility IF there was any fault in not telling Debbie.  Larissa's responsibility was to tell the man she had a relationship with about her kids.  It's colts responsibility to tell his mom.  It didn't sound like Larissa asked him to keep it a secret, he just never thought it was the right time.

I also think it's weird that Debbie got so upset about the entire thing, and to me, it's a sign that she is wayyyy too involved.  If she and Colt had a normal "distance" between them, she could be surprised, shocked, a little annoyed, but to start crying and drinking?  To call Larissa a chickenshit for not telling her?  In a normal mother in law relationship, she likely could choose to have as much or as little to do with Larissa's children once they came over so why the theatrics?  

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9 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

If my years of Judge Judy have taught me anything, this is very true.  Plenty of shiftless men right here in the States who would love to take advantage of her desperation. Nicole does not have to go all the way to Grenada to be scammed. 

Yeah, but whats the ab situation.  Also, are the number of Ramadan days negotiable?

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16 hours ago, iwasish said:

Nicole’s family has to get tough with her. Blithely going on a  “vacation”? Her whole fucking life is a vacation. She’s going to discuss Mays schooling with Azan? It’s none of his business, not unless he’s going to pay for it. 

Lay down the law, if she goes to Grenada, when she gets back, she’s on her own. She needs to get her own place and take care of May on her own. No handouts, no loans. 

Nicole is dumb, but manipulative and crafty.  She knows that if she gives may to her family, they will probably stop supporting Nicole.  As long as Nicole has may, she has a guaranteed roof over her head and will be taken care of.  No way she gives up the golden goose.

15 hours ago, SabineElisabeth said:

And Nicole's stepdad wins the night.....!! Or maybe, the season.  Or maybe, the series.

Stepdad: "Why are you wasting money going to Grenada?" (What he actually meant: "OMFG, you are such a moron.")

Nicole: "Well.... I mean..... we want to go to another country that isn't Morocco, and just see how things are there." (What she actually meant: "Azan won't be able to avoid sexy time with his stupid "MY culture" excuse in Grenada..." (Grins and giggles like a fool))

Stepdad: Interrupting... "That the only reason?"

Nicole: "That, and vacation."

Stepdad: "A vacation....."

Nicole: "Which is always a good reason for me." (Laughs like she just said something hilarious).

Stepdad: "Geezl I thought you've been on vacation ever since you got back from Morocco."

And that is the point at which my diet coke spewed out my nose.

LOL, her stepdad came on the scene spoiling for a fight.  I bet Nicole despises him.

14 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Until there are divorces . . . 

• Ashley should not be drinking and dancing in/on a bar in New York City.
• Pedro should not be drinking and dancing in/on a bar in the Dominican Republic.

JMO.

LOK, no one was picking up what Ashley and her friends were putting down.  That dude in the hat and glasses was falling asleep.  

I'm going to generously call Ashley a Pennsylvania 7, and only because she is clearly the Beyonce of her group.

That makes her what, a NYC 4?  She and her friends should have partied in Newark.  If they went clubbing by the airport, she is like maybe an 8?  

Either way, ashley could dance on all the bars, because no one is interested, and she isn't interested in cheating on Jay, just making him jealous.

Pedro is another story entirely.  I think maybe his guy friends would make sure nothing too bad happened.  But Nicole wouldn't.

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30 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@zillabreeze, although Nicole has no discernible skills, she probably IS qualified to be a cashier at a 24 hour grocery store where she wouldn’t really have to do anything other than pass the food item over the code reader. And if she’s working the night shift, there wouldn’t be many patrons.

Or she might be qualified to work the night shift at a small regional airport in the parking kiosk. The one in my area is manned by a developmentally delayed kid. Late nights are slow...plenty of time for texting!

Everywhere I go lately, I see signs about job openings. Many stores will take any warm body they can find. Even Nicole’s.

A nonexistent booty call.

Even in fast food or grocery store, they ain't gonna be down with her silly ass poking at her phone all day, stalking the A.

My reality TV wish is that Nicole gets a good job, only to start the shift and supervisor explains that personal phones go in the locker while she's on the clock.   

That's my "must see, TV" .  Epic meltdown of the likes we haven't seen since Toddlers and Tiaras.  (The gold standard of shit TV,  IMHO)

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14 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

Even in fast food or grocery store, they ain't gonna be down with her silly ass poking at her phone all day, stalking the A.

My reality TV wish is that Nicole gets a good job, only to start the shift and supervisor explains that personal phones go in the locker while she's on the clock.   

That's my "must see, TV" .  Epic meltdown of the likes we haven't seen since Toddlers and Tiaras.  (The gold standard of shit TV,  IMHO)

She would whine about it. 

Manipulatively ask about the policy in 10 different ways in hopes of getting around it, because somehow Nicole always thinks she is the smartest one in the room.

She would pretend she was cool with it, but would buy a burner phone and call "my world" with it as soon as she thought no one was looking.  She would get caught, she would get fired, she would whine, declare everything unfair, maybe require an escort off property and would sign over her first and final check to azan.

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And Robalee would commiserate, bosses be "unfair".; She is the classic enabler.  Nicole didn't get to her stellar position in life without help.  Robalee ain't right in the head, bless her heart.  She could shut all that sillyness down, but doesn't.

Stepfather is singing the truth, but he's the solo in that choir.  Brother Nicole gets it, but he's conveniently keep off screen.