Empress1 February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Spike said: I'm sure the presence of cameras was a factor in her decision. Sure, but at the end of the day she's still sitting around all day waiting for camera time. She's still pitiful. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5971984
Spike February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Empress1 said: Every time Clint talks to his mother, I envision his father in the background shaking his head in annoyance. Why hasn't Megan been replaced with Maria? Sarah and Michael 100% fucked when he stayed over. Literally every woman in Michael's life needs to get some self-respect. She's sitting around in a motel in upstate NY, like, what are you doing? You can't think of anything better to do with your time? Lacey's father telling her to get her head out of her ass gave me my ENTIRE life. Just now, Empress1 said: Sure, but at the end of the day she's still sitting around all day waiting for camera time. She's still pitiful. I imagine with that face she is not electrifying Miami. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5971988
hookedontv February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, sempervivum said: . I had a really bad day, but I burst into gales of giggles when the chyron informed me that Lamar's brother is called 'SQUEE BASTARD'. I'd love to know the story behind that one. “Squee Bastard!” I laughed so effing hard when that name showed up. It’s like in an episode of “The First 48,” the narrator always says something like: “The suspect was identified as Mark Johnson, street name Double Cheeseburger. “ Squee Bastard is the best street name ever. And, did y’all notice how Avianha was trying to teach her dad what her real name is? Michael came in and said Pretty Girl! Avianha got some paper and crayons and gave her dad a spelling lesson. If she wrote “Pretty Girl” my head would have exploded! 13 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5971993
RealReality February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Spike said: I see a huge loophole for Tony if he can find a woman who doesn't charge, I mean, does it count if she gets payment in kind? I mean technically, Tony got sex in exchange for getting the women a room. So does that count for Angela?, 1 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972035
Spike February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, RealReality said: I mean, does it count if she gets payment in kind? I mean technically, Tony got sex in exchange for getting the women a room. So does that count for Angela?, The IRS would say yes. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972049
mamadrama February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Empress1 said: Every time Clint talks to his mother, I envision his father in the background shaking his head in annoyance. Why hasn't Megan been replaced with Maria? Sarah and Michael 100% fucked when he stayed over. Literally every woman in Michael's life needs to get some self-respect. She's sitting around in a motel in upstate NY, like, what are you doing? You can't think of anything better to do with your time? Lacey's father telling her to get her head out of her ass gave me my ENTIRE life. I feel like Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You...does Michael have beer-flavored nipples or a chocolate dick (and GOOD chocolate, too, not cheap tasteless stuff)? Cause that's the only thing that makes sense. He has no job, no grasp of English, no wit, no game, no reasonable hairline... 2 2 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972071
Spike February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, mamadrama said: I feel like Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You...does Michael have beer-flavored nipples or a chocolate dick (and GOOD chocolate, too, not cheap tasteless stuff)? Cause that's the only thing that makes sense. He has no job, no grasp of English, no wit, no game, no reasonable hairline... With those huge eyes and fivehead he reminds me of Jiminy Cricket. 8 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972113
mamadrama February 29, 2020 Share February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Spike said: With those huge eyes and fivehead he reminds me of Jiminy Cricket. I'd take the animated cricket over Fivehead. At least Jiminy had a dapper little suit. 14 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972297
hookedontv March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mamadrama said: At least Jiminy had a dapper little suit. You win the Internet with that one mamadrama! 2 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972387
mamadrama March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 (edited) On 2/29/2020 at 7:22 PM, hookedontv said: You win the Internet with that one mamadrama! You like me, you really like me!? I'd like to thank the Academy and my fellow snarkers and the massive amounts of alcohol junk food I need to get through each episode... Edited March 2, 2020 by mamadrama 17 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972483
ErikaAlyson March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 I’m so surprised at Michael lol I can’t believe he actually still likes Sarah lol good for you Sarah lol I know how bad you want this lol. I’m glad Cheryl can still smile after all of this, her family seems to really care and support her. I wish Clint would leave Tracy lol his parents are so sweet. I swear the Lacey/Shane/John love triangle has to be the most boring love triangle ever lol. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972757
RealReality March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, ErikaOnline said: I’m so surprised at Michael lol I can’t believe he actually still likes Sarah lol good for you Sarah lol I know how bad you want this lol. I’m glad Cheryl can still smile after all of this, her family seems to really care and support her. I wish Clint would leave Tracy lol his parents are so sweet. I swear the Lacey/Shane/John love triangle has to be the most boring love triangle ever lol. Lacey is valiantly trying to get these dummies to physically fight, but all chane and Chon are doing so far is talking chit about each other. Desperate times call for desperate measures Lacey. It's time to make out with Chon on YOUR couch and make sure chane walks in on you two. Has no one ever watched a soap opera, this is how you do it. Edited March 1, 2020 by RealReality 1 13 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972767
mamadrama March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 Tony is such a bad actor that it takes me right out of the show. 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5972895
Scout Finch March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 Me, a few times a day: "Hey, pretty girl." "How's my pretty girl?" "Are you my pretty girl?" Willow: "Meow." (Aka "Pretty, Pretty Princess," "Gurrlfriennd,"and "Miss Thang." I did try "Willow My Queen" but it never stuck!) 13 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5973094
Spike March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Scout Finch said: Me, a few times a day: "Hey, pretty girl." "How's my pretty girl?" "Are you my pretty girl?" Willow: "Meow." (Aka "Pretty, Pretty Princess," "Gurrlfriennd,"and "Miss Thang." I did try "Willow My Queen" but it never stuck!) Try Willow Muh Queen. 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5973185
Kroliosis March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 (edited) It’s cute in the previews Michael lets his emotional wife step to legal wife. If his dumb ass doesn’t immediately drag emotional wife’s old ass back into that hotel I am going to scream. I hate Maria. And michael. And megan. And now Sarah. i am a bit impressed maria looks like she’s wearing a pandora charm bracelet - those bitches are expensive. Edited March 1, 2020 by Kroliosis 1 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5973356
bichonblitz March 1, 2020 Share March 1, 2020 (edited) Omg these people! This really is a scripted show, and the joke is on us, right? I don't even want to imagine there are moronic asshole's like this running loose in the world. And procreating. Dear God. Edited March 1, 2020 by bichonblitz 5 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5973696
PrincessPurrsALot March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 Next week's exciting description: Life After Lockup: The Wife, The Girlfriend and The Side Chick Sarah tells a shocking truth; Maria grills Michael; Lacey acts out behind Shane's back. Will Sarah, MeghanMyQueen and MariaMyEmotionalWife all meet? 4 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5974531
configdotsys March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 Remember back not long ago when we all squeee'd with delight the day a new episode was going to air? That was a time when the inmates had not yet gotten out of prison so the narrative was not controlled by producers and such. Whatever was going to happen, happened. And we loved it! I miss those days. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5975643
essexjan March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 11:07 PM, mamadrama said: I'd take the animated cricket over Fivehead. At least Jiminy had a dapper little suit. And a beautiful singing voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ifzcpMX18 12 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Next week's exciting description: Life After Lockup: The Wife, The Girlfriend and The Side Chick Will Sarah, MeghanMyQueen and MariaMyEmotionalWife all meet? And if they do, how will they juggle all the photos on the little character intro before each segment? I still chuckle over the Meghan/Michael/Sarah triptych that shunted Michael out of the way when Meghan and Sarah met. 4 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5975676
essexjan March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, configdotsys said: Remember back not long ago when we all squeee'd with delight the day a new episode was going to air? Now we will all Squee Bastard with delight. Best streetname ever. 7 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5975682
cooksdelight March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 3:27 PM, mamadrama said: He has no job, no grasp of English, no wit, no game, no reasonable hairline... Just a contract on a “reality” show, complete with money and airtime for whichever side chick wants to sign up. 17 hours ago, bichonblitz said: Omg these people! This really is a scripted show, and the joke is on us, right? I don't even want to imagine there are moronic asshole's like this running loose in the world. And procreating. Dear God. Yes, these stories are all fake as fakety fake can be. Here’s why...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharp_Entertainment Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5975860
Kangatush March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 4 hours ago, configdotsys said: Remember back not long ago when we all squeee'd with delight the day a new episode was going to air? That was a time when the inmates had not yet gotten out of prison so the narrative was not controlled by producers and such. Whatever was going to happen, happened. And we loved it! I miss those days. I've decided that I have no use for Life After Lockup, but I'm all for Love after Lockup. I want to see the initial meetings, everything else can vanish. 4 hours ago, essexjan said: Now we will all Squee Bastard with delight. Best streetname ever. I'm not sure. It might tie with my previous favorite of Little Taco. 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5976212
toodles March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 Bondy is particularly interesting this week. 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5977224
hookedontv March 6, 2020 Share March 6, 2020 I am ready to go home after work, put my feet up, and enjoy tonight's shitshow. It's my first full week back to work since battling the flu, I am exhausted, and I need some laughter in my life. This show will deliver, I'm certain of it. I'm going to call myself Squee Bitch from now on. Just sayin'... 8 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985160
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 It's another Mumbles Ratpack Showdown! "I prefer to believe Michael has been in a carwreck." 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985990
Armchair Critic March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Maria's another dumb ass, Michael's d*ck has no loyalty 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985993
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 LOL Tony's theme song is "Everybody loves an outlaw." 6 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985994
LucyEth March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Please Tommy, Tony would crush you. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985996
RealReality March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 What the hell is that, a zoot suit for the summer time gangster? Brittany and Marcelino, time for a break! 9 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5985998
Armchair Critic March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Tommy is nothing to look at but Tony's face is butt ugly to me, the only thing Tony has going for him is youth. As Judge Judy says "beauty fades, dumb is forever". 4 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986000
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Angela's been keepin' a secret from me? But she don't even have an addiction or nothin'! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986004
Armchair Critic March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Fake! Marcelino was laughing before she slapped him. 3 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986008
RealReality March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Dude, I'm only half listening but Brittany is a HORRIBLE actress. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986012
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 How many times must I be forced to listen to Honey Boo Boo crunch that giant fucking bowl of cereal? 6 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986017
kacesq March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Is Clint an only child? I feel sorry for his parents and hope they have some joy elsewhere. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986019
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Clint's mother is one of my favorite characters. Oh, Alice. I'm not sure Alice has the wherewithal to become "estranged" from her sad puppydog son. If she'd just stop handing out the five thousand dollar stacks, it would be a little bit of a start. 2 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986020
kacesq March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Andrea is such a drama queen. 1 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986027
LucyEth March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Maria is show charming. 1 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986030
RealReality March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 So, LOL, Lamar needs to learn how to make Andrea happy and Andrea needs to do....nothing? 1 2 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986031
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Andrea's definitely a drama queen, but OTOH, what wife finds a handful of condoms in her out-of-state husband's pocket and skates on past it? 1 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986033
RealReality March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Damn Sarah, you are sounding pathetic in these streets. Maria is pathetic too. Girl, go home! 17 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986034
kacesq March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 I am lmao at Maria saying she knows how Sarah is...you haven’t even met her... also, can we retire “made me feel some kind of way”? Hasn’t that phrase outlived its usefulness? 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986035
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 ROTFL Hi Megan! 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986038
RealReality March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 (edited) OMG Sarah. JFC. This is just sad, I hope the money is worth this embarrassment. Edited March 7, 2020 by RealReality 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986039
LucyEth March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 1 minute ago, kacesq said: I am lmao at Maria saying she knows how Sarah is...you haven’t even met her... also, can we retire “made me feel some kind of way”? Hasn’t that phrase outlived its usefulness? Yes, what kind of way, what kind of way. Ridiculous phrase. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986040
kacesq March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 1 minute ago, candall said: Andrea's definitely a drama queen, but OTOH, what wife finds a handful of condoms in her out-of-state husband's pocket and skates on past it? True but I think she enjoys this. The condoms just give her a better reason than usual 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986042
Armchair Critic March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 If I were that friend of Sarah's who has been supporting her through all this and Sarah's fake "I'm a strong independent woman" bullshit I would feel like slapping her after she told me she slept with Michael. Andrea will never make it as a Mormon. You are supposed to keep up a good front and keep your skeletons in the closet not air them on television. "Chane Cheated" 3 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986044
candall March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 (edited) Lacey is watching this right now, green with envy. If only Chon had turned out to be the father of (one of) her children, people couldn't keep expecting her to ditch him and concentrate on her husband. "He's the father of my child--he's always going to be in my life!" "We've been friends since high school" just doesn't have the same ring. Edited March 7, 2020 by candall 7 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986048
LucyEth March 7, 2020 Share March 7, 2020 Time for the Chon and Chain show 4 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/93479-love-after-lockup-life-after-lockup/page/50/#findComment-5986050
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