S09.E14: The Show Must Go On

[Sharonana]

Camille's wedding dress is beautiful!
 

Kyle and Mauricio pretend scromping 🤢 and why did Kyle wear boots when going to get a pedicure?

I'm not sure if Erika lip syncs or because the power went out is the reason why there was no sound coming out of her mic. 🤷‍♀️ She is so pretty when she's au naturel. Her body is slamming! I like curves and not boy bodies like LR.

Not a fan of LVPs kitchen. I am such a minimalist and all that white. Yuck!

Last year most people (including me) liked Teddi. This year...she is annoyingly obnoxious, and normally I don't give two shits about any of the cast members to let them bother me like that. I just watched to be entertained. OMG did I get raked across the Twitter coals when I said that. I was told that anyone who thinks this is pure entertainment is souless and doesn't have a heart. LOL! Of course it was something pertaining to LVP. 🙄 I mean, I don't know these women and I'm not that invested in their lives. Reality TV is mindless entertainment for me.

TMI with the sex talk Denise!

Edited May 15, 2019 by Sharonana

[Gem 10]

50 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I'm an OWL (old white lady) so I could be wrong.......

I think it's what the kids call a "live performance".

I know.  Shocking!   

I blame MTV.  Style over substance.

Same thing with Countessa Luann.  Three lame songs and she’s a hit.  Go figure.  People will go to anything.

[bosawks]

14 minutes ago, Sharonana said:

Last year most people (including me) liked Teddi. This year...she is annoyingly obnoxious, and normally I don't give two shits about any of the cast members to let them bother me like that. I just watched to be entertained. OMG did I get raked across the Twitter coals when I said that. I was told that anyone who thinks this is pure entertainment is souless and doesn't have a heart. LOL! Of course it was something pertaining to LVP. 🙄 I mean, I don't know these women and I'm not that invested in their lives. Reality TV is mindless entertainment for me.

You're not alone @Sharonana, I also find this show pure entertainment.

But then again I'm also soulless and devoid of heart.  

In retrospect maybe this post isn't all that helpful.....

[albarino]

I had to laugh when Kyle was lamenting how busy she was with 4 children and a husband.  Aren't three of her daughters out of the house?  The poor dear.

[Juliegirlj]

If Erika and Tom’s relationship makes them both happy, then great. However, Erika portrays herself as a straight shooter, and honest. Any couple married over 20 years has a familiarity and a bond, but they are so awkward and phony around each other, it seems very unlikely that they spend any substantial amount of time together. Erika would be more authentic if she dropped the whole romantic couple in love bit. How is it even possible Tom had never seen her perform before- busy or not they are married. 

[albarino]

It seems increasingly clear Lisa is done with this cast.  Do you think she'll show up for the reunion?  It will be interesting to see how it all plays out.

[Giselle]

I love kitchen porn. I wasn't impressed with Lisa's kitchen and thought it bland. No personality at all except for the pink Le Creuset I just saw at HomeGoods and some tea canisters. It's better than her old kitchen but I still don't like it. Not my taste.

I preferred Mark Deuber's kitchen on RHoD much more than LVP's but his is still not my taste. 

[princelina]

I love a white kitchen, and hers looked nice, but I would like it more with some bright colorful accents instead of the pale pink.  When I had a white kitchen it had blue countertops and big blue buttons for cabinet door handles.

I am around Erika's age, and despite what she thinks, being Erika Jayne is not my ideal fantasy; I would hate it.  However I enjoy the one episode a year where they focus on her concert just to see what goes on and what she thinks I should be envying.  To each her own and all that. 

IMO Teddi's problem is that she is both a know-it-all AND trying too hard to fit in with the others.  Last season she was a know-it-all who was going to make THEM all fit in with her pot luck life, then when that drove her to tears she tried the facials in the back yard, which blew up, so now she's trying to be up in all the drama, which just makes her look bitchy and kind of dumb.  Yet still comes off as a know-it-all 😄 

[UsernameFatigue]

1 hour ago, bosawks said:

As any good watcher of too much ID Network upon seeing the lie detector my first response, ok, eye rolling was my first response but at least my third or fourth response was, "If you pass that it just proves you're a sociopath!"

I need to stop watching so much ID Network........

Ha, I was thinking the same thing. Those of us who are addicted to true crime tv have seen many times where the murderer has passed a lie detector test. I don't think it would be that hard for a narcissist. 

I was really hoping that when Denise asked Aaron if he would be OK going for four days without sex, that he had answered that he was going to visit a massage parlor. 

Did anyone else think that Kyle dry humped Mauricio because of his reaction to Erika's show, and his congratulatory hug to her after the show? Interesting that he was sitting on the couch with his legs crossed before Kyle jumped him. 

I thought the scene of Tom watching Ericka perform, and their scene after the show was touching. It is the first time that I think they have showed Tom at a show, and he really did seem to respect her. And Ericka has always shown that she craves Tom's approval. I thought it was a lovely scene. Whatever their marriage is, it works for them. 

I have never been a fan of Ericka Jane, but I would rather watch snippets of her show than tour LVP's kitchen. I really hate the trend of white on white on white in kitchens. But then I like colour, and almost never wear white, let alone decorate with it. The exception for me would be a white kitchen if it has blue or green accents, and lots of them. I also hate the colour pink (and never wear or decorate with it either) so LVP's kitchen would make me stabby. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by UsernameFatigue

[Giselle]

8 hours ago, Juliegirlj said:

If Erika and Tom’s relationship makes them both happy, then great. However, Erika portrays herself as a straight shooter, and honest. Any couple married over 20 years has a familiarity and a bond, but they are so awkward and phony around each other, it seems very unlikely that they spend any substantial amount of time together. Erika would be more authentic if she dropped the whole romantic couple in love bit. How is it even possible Tom had never seen her perform before- busy or not they are married. 

I think ALL married housewives couples and many tv couples, when they know the camera is on them, act differently. Some can just fake it better than others and sometimes you see the facade slip.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Giselle
I put "some" and "time" together because auto corruption decided they should be apart.

[KungFuBunny]

14 hours ago, BodhiGurl said:

Camille talks out of both sides of her arse... wasn't that long ago she was pizzed at Lisa about the Taylor thing - in fact, didn't she mention it this season (I swear we had a flashback scene of her confronting LVP for not stepping up - that wasn't shown during the actual season), and now she's all about LVP? She's done it with other women too. Was it Brandi she was ok with until she saw others weren't having it and then suddenly she hated her as well? I'd be really ok with Camille leaving after this season. Now she's kissing LVP's arse about the "wedding"... lordt. Loved the Bravo shady editors shading this supposed "close" relationship... lol

What I'm not understanding is did LVP RSVP to the wedding invite or not?

Did LVP already say NO - if she did what's the point of going to Lisa's? Doesn't no mean no?

If LVP already said YES - again why would Camille go over there?

If LVP did not respond - don't you take that as a no, I will not be attending? For someone who is sooooo busy with her wedding how does Camille have time to make the trek from Malibu?

Don't understand why Camille couldn't do this over the phone, she could have avoided LVP's odoriferous halitosis

[SallySarue]

30 minutes ago, albarino said:

I had to laugh when Kyle was lamenting how busy she was with 4 children and a husband.  Aren't three of her daughters out of the house?  The poor dear.

But she has to call them all 3 times a day. That's 9 phone calls to make. That's a lot of work. Ha!

[UsernameFatigue]

1 minute ago, SallySarue said:

But she has to call them all 3 times a day. That's 9 phone calls to make. That's a lot of work. Ha!

Not to mention carrying Portia around the house, hand feeding her and dressing her must be very time consuming. I would rather look after a dozen dogs than toddlerize a 10 year old. 

[KungFuBunny]

14 hours ago, nexxie said:

And, instead of answering the question, she deflects by mentioning the tight arm band - not allowed during a valid test.

Did you see the techinician's knuckles? Why did they look marked with red dots - like he recently scraped them across concrete?

And sorry - that arm band - was he taking her blood pressure and oxygen?

[SunnyBeBe]

Oh, I almost forgot to comment on Lisa R's hair!  No, I am not a fan of Lisa R.  She really annoys me , though,( I do find her quite humorous,)and I don't find her particularly attractive, HOWEVER, she looks SOOOO much better when she loses that old hairstyle that I cannot not fathom why she keeps it.  It really dates her to an older version of herself.  The new hair styles take years off her.  I just don't know why she keeps returning to the old style. She seems totally addicted to it.  It's so frustrating.  

[KungFuBunny]

13 hours ago, twilightzone said:

Even though she constantly threatens to quit, she won't.  She's too thirsty.  Her constantly playing the poor victim and "it's a joke" is getting as old as her matronly outfits.

She can't quit her restaurants/bars are tied to getting free publicity from this show. The majority of the restaurant patrons go because of this show. All of them tank once she's off.

I predict it'll take about a year for the Vegas spot to tank. Rent is extreme and unless they have the VPR cast there every day - it will be a massive loss all around.

Bravo knows this..LVP could have given her a nice edit...but it seems they are tired of her too,

[albarino]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

She can't quit her restaurants/bars are tied to getting free publicity from this show. The majority of the restaurant patrons go because of this show. All of them tank once she's off.

I always enjoy your posts.  My thought is VPR is the reason people go to her restaurants, not RHWOBH.  Different demographic.  I don't think she needs this show anymore.  Funny, I sorta don't need this show anymore either.  I only watched this episode to see LVP's kitchen.  We're building a house and my kitchen colors are white with gray accents/island.

[Natalie68]

15 hours ago, Grumpbump said:

I am very uncomfortable with the Kyle and Mauricio makeout session

Yeah, it seemed very try hard.  Like she has to prove he is still into her after all these years.  No one wants to see you climbing all over your husbands lap making out.  Unless you are into that sort of thing.  Just seemed somewhat desperate and out of place.  Erika and Tom seemed like grandpa came to see his grandkids show.  Zero chemistry.  I had no real opinion of Edwin before but he was skeeving me out last night.  Just no.  

Edited May 15, 2019 by Natalie68

[breezy424]

24 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Oh, I almost forgot to comment on Lisa R's hair!  No, I am not a fan of Lisa R.  She really annoys me , though,( I do find her quite humorous,)and I don't find her particularly attractive, HOWEVER, she looks SOOOO much better when she loses that old hairstyle that I cannot not fathom why she keeps it.  It really dates her to an older version of herself.  The new hair styles take years off her.  I just don't know why she keeps returning to the old style. She seems totally addicted to it.  It's so frustrating.  

Harry Hamlin is resisting it:

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/lookbook/harry-hamlin-reaction-lisa-rinna-new-longer-hair

[SunnyBeBe]

7 minutes ago, albarino said:

I always enjoy your posts.  My thought is VPR is the reason people go to her restaurants, not RHWOBH.  Different demographic.  I don't think she needs this show anymore.  Funny, I sorta don't need this show anymore either.  I only watched this episode to see LVP's kitchen.  We're building a house and my kitchen colors are white with gray accents/island.

I think you might be right.  I did some reading online from things from young patrons and LVP's places and it was not really about RHOBH.  The thing was the VPR cast.  Though, to me, the thought of those people working near my food or beverage makes me ill.  I don't get it.  But, I guess LVP knows what she's doing.  I wouldn't have any allegiance to Andy or Bravo.  Oh my......very disgusting.  

[Natalie68]

15 hours ago, chewycandy said:

Editing tho...

Yeah I sorta looked at it side eyed but I imagine it will look differently when they show the whole thing.  The lie detector test does seem over the top but I can see how she would want to put an end to the lying accusations.   

I think Rinna's hair is dated and I liked her with the wavy bob.  I am reaching the point in this franchise where I don't like anyone.  If Denise quit talking about Aaron's dick I might like her better.  I don't know why but Aaron looks untrustworthy to me.  Can't put my finger on why.

[esco1822]

48 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

For someone who is sooooo busy with her wedding how does Camille have time to make the trek from Malibu?

Don't understand why Camille couldn't do this over the phone, she could have avoided LVP's odoriferous halitosis

Camille said she was in Beverly Hills picking up some last minute things for the wedding and Lisa asked her if she had time to stop by for a cup of tea. It's not like Camille decided to go there and ask her about it and drove there solely for that purpose. 

[Blondie]

Loved LVP's kitchen.  Love her whole house except for some of the furniture.  Creative editing on the lie detector test  The blood pressure cuff on her arm, over the sleeve of her jacket and probably a long sleeved blouse under ?  Would never get an accurate reading if at all.  Plus, they always start out with questions they already know the answer to.

Rinna has 2 words that I am thinking of turning into my own drinking game   "iconic" and "gorrrgeousss"   First of all, nothing about her is iconic and her dragging out gorgeous is tiring.    Get a new schtick!

Not impressed with Erika's performance, or Mikey

Kyle seems so desperate this season.

Teddi was a nice girl last season.  She always went to the person who was being talked about and confessed.  This year she is the one who is doing the talking.    I'm bored.

Camille is.... sorry who?

Denise is a sex addict!   Love the dedication to her girls though.

Dorit is a one upper.  You know the kind of person who always has to do one better than every body else.   

Edited May 15, 2019 by Blondie
needed to add to the post. sorry

[heatherchandler]

14 hours ago, rustyspigot said:

And Teddi got a haircut. Hi I'm Teddi's haircut.

I said this in my head in Ben and Ronnie's "hi I'm Teddi" voice!

13 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Every time Dorit goes away for the night, her mom has to make a transcontinental flight...to make sure PK eats?

HAHAHAHA yeah like we need to worry that he will waste away to nothing!

7 hours ago, Kdawg82 said:

Teddi annoys me somehow. I can't put my finger on it but I am over her and have been now for awhile. Her husband is fugs IMO and he was trying a little hard tonight too. I def saw the editors pointing out the juxtaposition of blob PK on the couch with two same-aged husbands who are physically fit or "hot." Dorit is coming into her own and I wouldn't be surprised if she ditched old PK ultimately. 

He really is so ugly.  She thinks he is super hot.  Weird.

[KungFuBunny]

2 hours ago, Giselle said:

I bet he's also got a hand up Ken's bum to massage his prostate.

And the other to massage the Old Goat Cheese Balls

[Giselle]

I like Rinna's short shag. It suits her, especially with her slight frame. Why should she change it unless she wanted to.  

Many style icons kept their signature look throughout their lives and were never tempted to change. It made them unique. Not that I consider LR an icon.

[Natalie68]

13 hours ago, Gem 10 said:

I’m betting Mauricio wasn’t too thrilled when Kyle jumped him in public.  His friends and clients will probably have a field day.

I know I have already commented on this but it really reeked of a cat marking its territory.  If she cannot relax in that relationship after 20+ years she is a very insecure woman or Mauricio has given her something to worry about.  

13 hours ago, Raiderred said:

I totally agree. I just lost my precious 14.5 yr old Dachshund two weeks ago to a sudden seizure so watching Giggy made me cry. It's just too soon to see all these sweet doggies on any shows right now. I miss my girl so much and the grief and heartache are so very intense. I wish I could hold my baby girl just one more time. Dying inside. Sigh Why can't they live twice the amount of time? I will remember my gentlist, kindest, calmest girl forever. She was a one in a million dog that can never be replaced. RIP my beautiful Kaycee-mommy loves you forever.

I am so sorry!

[sheetmoss]

6 hours ago, Caseysgirl said:

Do people actually pay money to see Ericka “ perform”?  I think Mikey is not a very talented choreographer & he seemed to freak out when the music went off,which seems a bit unprofessional. I’m not sure what her relationship with Tom Girardi is but it seems to make them both happy so there’s that. Doubt there’s much passion; I don’t think that even with all her blatant sexual talk, Ericka is  interested in having a physical relationship with anyone but herself.  Teddy, your young son has a meltdown every time he’s on camera with you - I suspect you are working too much.  I’m also concerned with Elouise being left alone so much and with two men as her caretakers. Not to cast any aspersions, but that little girl is non verbal and the optics are not good.

Erika's niche/targeted audience is gay, so yes, she could do quite nicely w/that following.

[LibertarianSlut]

2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Can someone tell me what about the Erika Jane character these crowds are so wild about? Do they like seeing an older woman appear haughty, bossy and only amused with herself? She doesn't look terrible in those getups, but, not as good as she thinks she looks.  At least, imo. 

Is it bad that I saw this sentence written and thought immediately of LVP?  

Back to LVP in a moment.  This was another episode--much like the last episode--that had me bursting out in spontaneous laughter more times than usual.  Am I laughing at them or with them?  It's weird; it's like half and half.

I mean, to take the most obvious example--Erika's TH in the red and white stripes and the matching pork pie hat.  It is so ridiculous that I am dying laughing.  I am not sure that it matters to me whether it was meant as camp or it was sincere.  The fact that a woman would wear this outfit with a straight face is enough for me.

I felt the same way about Kyle talking about the prostate massage that Camille gave to her "first boyfriend" (totally not what Camille said, which makes it funnier) in the car with Dorit, PK and Mauricio.  I mean...that is not stuff I usually hear in mixed company with adults, so I thought it was funny.

I wasn't too mad at Kyle for jumping into Mauricio's lap and making out with him for an extended period of time, because it seemed spontaneous and sincere, with tiny back rolls exposed and all.  I mean, it was backstage at a concert.  Isn't this the place to let your freak flag fly, whether that means making out with one's husband or man-dancing on the floor a la Mr. Teddi?  

LisaR needs to ditch the "iconic" styled hair and wear that pony ASAP!  It took 10 years off of her, easily.  

Speaking of hair, I was into Erika talking about yak hair.  It was just fun.  I think her performances are fun and stupid, and my only critique would be that she might dance more.  But I have to hand it to her as a performer.  If that sound fuck-up had happened to Kim Z?  It would have been a race off the stage.  At least Erika stuck around to clap and shimmy (though not dance) until it was remedied by someone more useful than Mikey.

Kyle has a nice piece of property, damn!

I think Denise's storyline this episode of driving to the airport should be the new "Mauricio's toenails getting cut."  Lame.  Having said that, I was still entertained.  I hoped Sami wore the purple dress, and while I can sympathize with Denise, I think it's a wee bit selfish to cry like that in front of her daughter.  Either fly to Miami and be at peace with the fact that you are going to miss the first this or that, or forgo the job.  Don't put that on your kid.  If I were the young girl, at least a part of me would have been nervous during the whole dance, worrying about my mom.

I actually didn't mind Denise telling Aaron that he could jerk off while they had phone sex when she was away.  It kind of...reminds me of something I'd say to my husband?  I dunno; sometimes I want to convey something sexual, but I don't have the energy to be sexy about it, and that is what comes out.  So I thought it was relatable.  

Teddi hasn't demonstrated herself to be the best mother either.  Call me old fashioned, but I think the kid should say "excuse me," if she wants to talk to her mom when she's speaking to another adult.  Teddi probably feels guilty for being away so much, so she indulges her kids, which is doing them no favors for later in life IMO.

I am loathe to mention friends-of, as it is generally my attitude that if you weren't important enough/ didn't think it was important enough to be part of the cast to be...part of the cast, then what do I really care what you have to say?  But I will defend LVP a little bit while I nitpick on Camille:  I don't think Camille should have said that LVP is acting like a victim.  I don't really think it's fair game to go to someone's home, interrogate them, and then, when you don't like their answers, say they are acting like a victim.  My subjective definition of "acting like a victim" means that the offended party is at least bringing their grievances everywhere they go, to people who don't care.  LVP really didn't do that, so Camille is the asshole here IMO.  She really doesn't like victims, does she? Have your wedding, get a huge present from LVP, and get off my screen, I think.

LVP, LVP, LVP...glad to see less of her, but...three scenes?  Good grief.  She would have been totally out of place backstage at that concert, that much is sure.  As soon as Kyle mounted Mauricio, LVP would have been like, "Kyle!  Kyle!  Give Ken a go-round next, won't you!"  Like, hahaha...?  She could never wear leather pants.  Not because she doesn't have the body for it, but because she is so uptight.  My God, the woman doesn't exercise, she doesn't swim, she doesn't wear flats...oh, wait, wtf is up with the sneakers this entire season when she said that wearing flats were "like a disease" season one?  Karma being a bit of a bitch there?  What is up with her only having two standard outfits--the button down with the pencil skirt or the t-shirt with jeans or a combination thereof?  How boring.  Nene was called out for something similar on RHOA.  A viewer wrote in to the reunion asking basically, "Nene, why do you always only wear t-shirts?"  Why, indeed?

The lie detector test is Such.  Bullshit.  No way in any universe could the Good Doctor John Sessa accompany her into the questioning room under any circumstance.  That alone invalidates the test for me, even though it is being asked "in accordance with federal standards" or whatever that test administrator mumbled.  Let me make a wild prediction:  since polygraphs are administered in the form of yes or no questions, all of Lisa's questions are going to have answers that she can answer technically honestly and be "cleared," such as "have you ever sold a story to RadarOnline?"  If she only gave stories and didn't receive remuneration, she can answer honestly "no."  Um, Lisa?  I was born in the dark, but it wasn't last night.  So tell your story walking...

Solid episode.

[OFDgal]

I'm just about done with this franchise.  I agree with above posters that I don't care about any of these women's lives.  Kyle seems desperate and the humping of Mauricio was cringeworthy.  I liked Teddi somewhat last year but now I kinda roll my eyes when I see her.  She has 500 clients?  I feel she only had a small number of clients when she started the show so this has been a goldmine for her.  Edwin humping the floor was another cringeworthy moment.  I do like Denise but tired of her sex talk.  Camille and all her sex talk is off-putting.  Erika doesn't have much talent but thinks she does.  Dorit is a lying "victim".  I liked LIsa R her first season until she showed her sneaky self.  Pretty sure LVP is done too.  Let's have house porn, expensive vacations, fabulous clothes and extravagant shopping trips. If I want to watch teenage sexual antics, I'll watch a show with real teenagers not 40 to 50-year-old women.   

[Natalie68]

4 hours ago, esco1822 said:

Aw, it's cute you believe she was actually singing. I'm pretty sure she was up there to just dance. And lip synch. 

Those were in her old kitchen too, you could see them in the before picture. 

We had a show in the last couple of months where the artist (who is getting fairly big) lip synced the entire show.  It bugged me but the audience was so toasted they either didn't notice or care.  I remember when singers actual sang.  But Erika Jayne is a vanity project so I expect nothing different.  

I did like the new kitchen.  My husband liked the old one better.  I covet that stove.

[islandgal140]

12 hours ago, ivygirl said:

When Rinna walked in to the Petty Mess concert, I seriously thought she was Brandi’s friend Jennifer Gimenez.

I thought it was Heather Dubrow. 

3 hours ago, bosawks said:

As any good watcher of too much ID Network upon seeing the lie detector my first response, ok, eye rolling was my first response but at least my third or fourth response was, "If you pass that it just proves you're a sociopath!"

For all this hand-wringing over her ever expanding business taking her away from her kids, I really want to know what Teddi's business entails. Doesn't she text clients to get off their asses, workout, put down the cake and soda and eat salmon, chicken and veggies? Doesn't she work from home?

The flashbacks to S1 Kyle is quite jarring. She has a whole new face. It is good work but damn what a difference!

Edited May 15, 2019 by islandgal140

[Diane Mars]

9 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

...I mean, to take the most obvious example--Erika's TH in the red and white stripes and the matching pork pie hat.  It is so ridiculous that I am dying laughing.  I am not sure that it matters to me whether it was meant as camp or it was sincere.  The fact that a woman would wear this outfit with a straight face is enough for me.
 

I LOVED it and I would totally wear it 🤣!

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, UsernameFatigue said:

Did anyone else think that Kyle dry humped Mauricio because of his reaction to Erika's show, and his congratulatory hug to her after the show? Interesting that he was sitting on the couch with his legs crossed before Kyle jumped him. 

I didn’t think of that! Hmm...

[UsernameFatigue]

18 minutes ago, Giselle said:

I like Rinna's short shag. It suits her, especially with her slight frame. Why should she change it unless she wanted to.  

Many style icons kept their signature look throughout their lives and were never tempted to change. It made them unique. Not that I consider LR an icon.

I agree. I thought that her hair pulled back into a ponytail aged her. She looks younger with her signature hair style that frames her face. 

[Giselle]

12 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

We had a show in the last couple of months where the artist (who is getting fairly big) lip synced the entire show.  It bugged me but the audience was so toasted they either didn't notice or care.  I remember when singers actual sang.  But Erika Jayne is a vanity project so I expect nothing different.  

I did like the new kitchen.  My husband liked the old one better.  I covet that stove.

I liked the stove. There are others I like better.

Mine would be in cobalt blue.

[gingerella]

15 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

Camille—yikes. Was she always this messy (season 1 aside) and 2-faced? Has she just been getting a good edit as a Friend-of these past years? Is it possible the cancer treatments she received kind of messed with the wiring in her brain? Because nothing she’s saying is really adding up! She seems to contradict everything she was saying to Lisa’s face in her TH. It’s definitely not a good look at all.

Have you met Camille Grammar? This is who she is. She is basically a blond vessel for shit. One of my fav flashbacks this season for her was her lamentation to her former obsequious friend whom she was opining about "doesnt that woman know she's ruining a family...with children...blah blah blah fishcakes..." You can tell in that scene that Camille is soooo full of shit and already knew exactly what was going on but was trying to squeeze out a tear and some sympathy for herself. Which didn't work because she looks fake ass fake, which is who and what she really is. IMO of course.

[Natalie68]

3 minutes ago, Giselle said:

I liked the stove. There are others I like better.

Mine would be in cobalt blue.

I helped an older gentleman shop for groceries from time to time years ago who was super wealthy (Milton Bradley heir) and this is what he had.  It was GORGEOUS!!!!!

[ivygirl]

17 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

I thought it was Heather Dubrow. 

For all this hand-wringing over her ever expanding business taking her away from her kids, I really want to know what Teddi's business entails. Doesn't she text clients to get off their asses, workout, put down the cake and soda and eat salmon, chicken and veggies? Doesn't she work from home?

Yeah it kind of seemed like her “expanding business” was code for “filming this show,” but she can’t say that. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Denise's sex talk? Aok. She is natural and adventurous and fun.

Camille's sex talk about where her fingers have been? NOT ok. Camille, while I think she is beautiful and love her clothes and home, made it sound medical and like she is a bot. 

[albarino]

25 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Denise's sex talk? Aok. She is natural and adventurous and fun.

Not to me.  Crying because she misses her daughter's prom?  I get that.  Sad her husband won't get laid for 4 days?  On camera?  Don't get that.  Saying hub can jerk off on the phone?  On camera?  Don't get that.  Didn't know her before but she is trash.  She may have $$$ but she is complete trash.

[Gem 10]

49 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

know I have already commented on this but it really reeked of a cat marking its territory.  If she cannot relax in that relationship after 20+ years she is a very insecure woman or Mauricio has given her something to worry about. 

That display spelled desperation.  That wasn’t for him, it was for the women.  I’m really surprised at her.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

1 minute ago, albarino said:

Not to me.  Crying because she misses her daughter's prom?  I get that.  Sad her husband won't get laid for 4 days?  On camera?  Don't get that.  Saying hub can jerk off on the phone?  On camera?  Don't get that.  Didn't know her before but she is trash.  She may have $$$ but she is complete trash.

I understand.  I think the way she talks is a natural part of her life, love it or hate it that's her. She is very sexually open. And I happen to think that's ok. 

Nothing Camille described seemed natural to her. That was more my point. It sounded like oneupsmanship.

[BluBrd47]

It kind of bugs me that Kyle is constantly drunk and acting inappropriately on national TV while at the same time constantly playing victim over her sister being an alcoholic. Maybe Kim meant something when she said “guess who drinks all day.”

[TV Diva Queen]

6 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

There was no sound coming out of her Microphone i get continuing the show but what was she supposed to do being a singer and not being able to be heard? she had every right to be pissy in that instant she wasn't up there to just dance

She can continue to dance and move. Not turn away from the crowd all pissed off. 

I believe there was sound in half of the room, Kyle said it. 

[Delete]

Maurgreasio to Erika:  "The show was AH-MAH-ZING!"  BIG hug, with a boner. Kyle spots this and tries to fit her Fred Flintstone feet into Erika's boots. Doesn't work. Jumps on Maur-greasio, and starts dry humping him. "THAT'LL show'em who is the hottest Bitch in Beverly Hills!"

Rinna always at volume 11 looks like a crazed out tweaker. Harry must still be 'camping' he never comes to any of the events with the other husbands.

Portia looked absolutely not THRILLED to spending time with Mellencamp's little brat, Slate, Sledge, Slade, sludge.  "But Mommy says I have to because it'll help build my fan base for youtube.!"

Edwin is very unfortunate in the face. Eddie Munster meets a midget version of Tony Robbins. 

Teddi: No one wants to hear how long Edwin lasts. UGH! 

Eloise clearly adores Aaron. 

Denise thinks her role as wife is to be the energizer fuck bunny. It was a odd when she asked him if he'll survive without sex for 4 days instead of saying she'll miss being with him. 

Edited May 16, 2019 by Barbara Please

[islandgal140]

51 minutes ago, Giselle said:

I liked the stove. There are others I like better.

Mine would be in cobalt blue.

That stove is MONEY! I don't think I have even seen one that huge. 

But yeah, it comes in so many amazing and vibrant colors and can't help but think a little punch of color, besides light pink, would have given this kitchen redo an extra kick. But is she likes it, I love it. 

[albarino]

13 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

I understand.  I think the way she talks is a natural part of her life, love it or hate it that's her.

Hey, thanks for your response.  I always say as a civil servant, we are gray pasty-faced mindless bureaucrats so open sex talk is always jarring to me.  She obviously doesn't need my approval. Glad to read your take on it.

[RealHousewife]

9 minutes ago, Barbara Please said:

Maurgreasio to Erika:  "The show was AH-MAH-ZING!"  BIG hug, with a boner. Kyle spots this and tries to fit her Fred Flintstone feet into Erika's boots. Doesn't work. Jumps on Maur-greasio, and starts dry humping him. "THAT'LL show'em who is the hottest Bitch in Beverly Hills!"

Lol I suppose it is a bit awkward to bring the husbands to a show where per Erika, it’s all about boobs, butts, and patting the puss. It doesn’t take much to get men excited...

[KungFuBunny]

2 hours ago, albarino said:

I always enjoy your posts.  My thought is VPR is the reason people go to her restaurants, not RHWOBH.  Different demographic.  I don't think she needs this show anymore.  Funny, I sorta don't need this show anymore either.  I only watched this episode to see LVP's kitchen.  We're building a house and my kitchen colors are white with gray accents/island.

I agree and disagree..hah!

When LVP first came on RHOBH - it was because of her presence on RHOBH that SUR and Villa Blanca got free publicity and more business. Once VPR took off - new patrons were going to SUR because of the VPR cast more than LVP/Ken. The way the VPR cast are paid has also changed - they got peanuts season 1, then they went to a tier group for their rate of pay, now their salaries are by "season". The entire cast of VPR have claimed that they only "work" at SUR during filming or for special events tied in to the show. On VPR, she is going to want to showcase SUR as much as possible and also mention Pump, Villa Blanca, VPD - but the current show is about the shenanigans of the chucklefucks NOT SUR or any of her other businesses.

TomTom is the zoo du jour - with both Tom S's as the main exhibits.

I believe the profits they make from TomTom/SUR pay the losses on money pits Villa Blanca and VPD.

With the new Vegas spot - the rent is extremely high. I don't see them making a profit or even being able to make enough money to pay rent. What is the draw? LVP/Ken?