S07.E15: Angela's Story LIVE CHAT

[Splashes]

Now in fairness when you order a handicap room and dont get one it is pretty annoying. But at the same time bitch its your fault youre like this. There are lots of us that are disabled for one reason or another that we didnt eat a bloody horse each day everyday for four decades!

[88Keys]

16 minutes ago, Concerned said:

Her story about how she lost custody was a big lie. One babysitter mistake? I don’t think so. I suspect a lot of her backstory was a lie. She’s always the victim.

Thank you- I couldn't follow that story.  Now I realize that's because it was not true.  There is no way they would take her kids away just because her baby-sitter bailed on her once.

16 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Somewhere in Ohio.

And I think there's something wrong with me but I don't think she looks all that big.

I didn't think she did either, until she stood up.  She has to be packing at least 100 pounds in that butt shelf.  

8 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

And oddly, Portland.

Maybe they had casting calls in those areas?  Then again, it's not like any of these people are going to waddle out the door and to the mall for that.

[Concerned]

I’m sure her family and perhaps the entire state of Ohio are relieved she moved a thousand miles away. (But they can still hear her whining.)

[ShortyMac]

Just now, String Theory said:

This is speculation on my behalf, but I think the blurred out license plate is yellow.  In Ohio, those are known as "party plates" - they issue these if you've had more than one DUI's - and your only supposed to drive the vehicle to work and home......... 

For someone who is so stressed about being clean, with all those folds.....there's no way.

Meltdown over no handicap bathroom?   That would be it for me........I'd leave her sorry ass to flounder in the bathroom.

Buckeye, here - yep, those are 'party plates...'

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Well, when she asked what he was wearing he said "your favorite"...he didn't say what her favorite was...

Eau de French Fry.

[dreadfulLeigh]

I want to say 700+, but she doesn’t seem overly tall and her ankles are normal...ish, also her upper body is t huge (in comparison to the large front to back masseseseses around her middle section. 

...so, I’ll guess 625. I really want to go higher, but I think I’m broken because she doesn’t seem that big. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Maybe she wouldn’t feel 100 lbs heavier and lousy if she’d stop eating crap food nonstop in the car

Ya think? The funniest thing is she sounds so baffled. "I can't understand it, I feel so huge, and out of sorts" as she shoves down another candy bar and sucks on a Mountain Dew.

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

The outrage in her voice because they need to change rooms!

Right? Its a pretty simple operation. No one is asking you to split the atom here. 

[suev3333]

I'll say a soft 624....I apologise if I stole anyone's number

[88Keys]

You guys...we're almost halfway through and she hasn't even seen the doctor yet.  

[Callaphera]

Eric, surprised and maybe pleased: "You're gonna walk?"
Angela: "I'm gonna try to walk."

[Caoimhe]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

This is speculation on my behalf, but I think the blurred out license plate is yellow.  In Ohio, those are known as "party plates" - they issue these if you've had more than one DUI's - and your only supposed to drive the vehicle to work and home......... 

For someone who is so stressed about being clean, with all those folds.....there's no way.

Meltdown over no handicap bathroom?   That would be it for me........I'd leave her sorry ass to flounder in the bathroom.

I got the impression he was an ex from her party days so that kind of makes sense.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Oh my god her body shape is horrendous.

She is like a really big butternut squash.

[CringeWatcher]

21 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Damn, I think I still have an orange in the fridge. 

Question: is grapefruit as bad as oranges?

I think anything citrus makes you instantly gain 10 pounds, *unless* you dip it in sugar free jam and then fraaaah it.

[ams1001]

Here's a thought...maybe, just hear me out here, mayyyyybe, the hotel clerk simply made a mistake and the non-handicapped room isn't some personal slight against you.

Yes, you're being a bitch.

[mmecorday]

Dear Lord, please don't ever let me get to the point where I can't walk down a hallway.

[Guest]

Oh, you're a bitch, Angela!

[88Keys]

"If I am being a bitch, just tell me."

You're being a bitch.  

[Minivanessa]

Just now, 88Keys said:

You guys...we're almost halfway through and she hasn't even seen the doctor yet.  

Lord, is she going to have some dire medical emergency? She is a very unhealthy woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, they accommodated her quickly and got her a new room, so she's bellyaching about having to walk there. Dear sweet tap dancing baby Jesus. 

[Wanda]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ya think? The funniest thing is she sounds so baffled. "I can't understand it, I feel so huge, and out of sorts" as she shoves down another candy bar and sucks on a Mountain Dew.

Right? Its a pretty simple operation. No one is asking you to split the atom here. 

Car eating, especially sugar and extra fatty foods are guaranteed to give you an extra pep to your step.....right to the bathroom

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, ShortyMac said:

Buckeye, here - yep, those are 'party plates...'

Sadly, half the state of WI would have those if they existed here.

[Viqutorious]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

You guys...we're almost halfway through and she hasn't even seen the doctor yet.  

Are they even in Houston?

[Callaphera]

Angela: "I mean, if I am being a bitch, just tell me."
Me: "YOU'RE BEING A BITCH."

[cmpbl]

She needs to be in the hospital. YES you are a Bitch!

[Splashes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She is like a really big butternut squash.

Probably easier to cut, but way too much fat.

[Guest]

"I want to show Dr Now my mass."

That's nice.

[Caoimhe]

Aw, she's scared.  And dying again.

[ams1001]

Don't be romantic...cut to lifting up her scabby mass o' fat...

[MsVixen]

"Am I being a bitch?"  YES, Fuckface!

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

You guys...we're almost halfway through and she hasn't even seen the doctor yet.  

Bout time you got here Keys!

[String Theory]

10 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Ohio is such a shitty state that more people eat themselves to death. Just like the plurality of astronauts come from ohio because they want to get away from it.

Ouch!  I didn't ask to live here, but its not that bad.

Looks like Eric wants to get some romance going now he found her a King sized room!

[DC Gal in VA]

I know he's thinking: "Please, please don't fall 'cause you'll have to stay there!"

Is she being a bitch she says? Naw, why would anyone think that?

[poeticlicensed]

Wait they gave her a handicapped room but she's still unhappy cuz she has to walk to it? 

You are being a bitch!

8:55 and they arent even in Houston yet!

[ams1001]

What do you wanna bet Dr. Now tells her she doesn't really need to be oxygen all the time?

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

"I want to show Dr Now my mass."

That's nice.

Did she say that (and fondle it) right after saying something about romance or was I hearing things?

Edited April 11, 2019 by Callaphera

[Granny58]

Jeesh, Eric has some breathing issues!  I'm kinda concerned about him.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

So she doesn’t want to use the walker but she’ll use a roller chair...I’m confuzzled.

I’ll say it- You’re being a bitch and I’m pretty sure it’s not just that mass that is making it hard for you to walk.

Mr. Judgey as Erik-And I got you a forklift and a double quarter pounder with cheese.

[Splashes]

Also using a rolling chair sounds like a bloody terrible walker and a great way to fall down. Though I guess her problem is support and not balance.

[ShortyMac]

"Just take your time. You worry about you."

She's a master at that already.

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, they accommodated her quickly and got her a new room, so she's bellyaching about having to walk there. Dear sweet tap dancing baby Jesus. 

Did she think they were going to carry her down the hall or something?

[Suzywriter]

Eric slept on the couch for her.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Stopping for a burger before seeing Dr. Now. Is that a new bingo card spot?

[suev3333]

Just like a drug addict getting high one more time before rehab

[Wanda]

At the rate of gaining 100 lbs per day based on her yapping, she’ll be 1000 lbs at the office 

[Snarkastikate]

Ok Eric won't say it, but you're a bitch.   He calls her honey, what a patsy.  He's going to act as her significant other?  Yuck.  At least Dr Now can't accuse him of being her enabler.

[Guest]

"No onion."

Because that vegetable is really gonna pack the calories into that burger.

[ams1001]

Wah wah wah, I feel like I'm 100 pounds heavier than I was yesterday.

Let's stop for a burger on the way to the doctor. 🙄🍔

[Caoimhe]

Here's her "last cheat meal"!  

[nytonc]

She’s finally smiling...

 5 lb burger

[Callaphera]

"This cheat meal, one last time." HA!