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S09.E12: Do the Dangle

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Kail launches her haircare line with a big party in NYC, and a few surprise guests show up.

Things don’t go well for Luis when Briana lets him see Stella.

Chelsea struggles with the stress of managing three kids.

Leah and Jason grow closer.

Airs April 1, 2019

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Is Kail pregnant again? She looks very swollen and she's one of the unfortunate women who gains weight from head to toe when pregnant. 

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Kail- you're not "starting a company" you're slapping your name on a product. 

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Is it my imagination or did they switch out Janelle’s “peace gathering” phrase to the correct “peace offering” in the previouslies? I’m positive she didn’t say it properly at any point in the last episode?

Guessing Janelle had a hissy fit at looking even more like an idiot. 

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Chelsea: I'll do poop and you do puke. 

Cole: I'll do both if you want me to!

Okay, Mr. Perfection. You can calm down! You're a team. It's perfectly reasonable for each of you to do one. But noooo! You're the hero of all eternity, here to rescue Chelsea from ever, ever having to do her half of the work in the relationship! It's like every time Cole says something like that, he hears a chorus of angels, along with the awwww's of lonely single mothers all over America! Eye roll. Maybe he said a couple of genuinely sweet things early on, but now, he's so aware of the cameras and happy to milk it. 

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16 minutes ago, Pollo Loco said:

Is it my imagination or did they switch out Janelle’s “peace gathering” phrase to the correct “peace offering” in the previouslies? I’m positive she didn’t say it properly at any point in the last episode?

Guessing Janelle had a hissy fit at looking even more like an idiot. 

Yes.  They did.  

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Briana never disappoints.  Had to wear her best titty out top to play in the park with Luis. Nothing says "I'm only here so you can see your kid" like a super low cut v- neck showcasing plastic "bewbies".

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Now I see why Chelsea didn’t want to go anywhere with Layne being a newborn. She said on Twitter she hates her car seat.  Then she has to keep pulling over to feed.  Yea. I’d be sending Cole on errands by himself, too. 

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8 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Now I see why Chelsea didn’t want to go anywhere with Layne being a newborn. She said on Twitter she hates her car seat.  Then she has to keep pulling over to feed.  Yea. I’d be sending Cole on errands by himself, too. 

My second youngest niece HATED her carseat. She loved being out - super friendly, happy baby. But the getting there was torture. My sister had to miss some major family functions because it was that bad. I totally felt for all of them in that moment. 

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So sometimes Chris wants to be on camera and sometimes he doesn’t? What’s the point either way? And why does he get to decide?

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Yeahhhh, Leah, you basically moved in and never left. I get so nervous about overstaying my welcome even when I'm just watching a movie or whatever with someone! I'd be interested to see Jason's house at the various stages of Leah's takeover. Also, good job of playing dumb that Leah had a kid as a teenager, Jason. She's on a show literally called teen mom. 

I would cry if Luis smiled at me like that too! $100 that this experience was too "hurtful" for him, and he'll use it to stay away for years. 

Chelsea's wearing her Sunday best hat and ripped jeans to Aubree's school function! So juvenile IMO, and I wouldn't wear anything to a school function against the dress code. I guarantee no nine-year-old is thinking, "wow, what a hot, edgy mom!"

kail embarrassed me so badly with her reaction to chris! And did he finally sign the release? He wasn't blurred out!

no Jenelle at all, right? 

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1 minute ago, Christina87 said:

Yeahhhh, Leah, you basically moved in and never left. I get so nervous about overstaying my welcome even when I'm just watching a movie or whatever with someone! I'd be interested to see Jason's house at the various stages of Leah's takeover. Also, good job of playing dumb that Leah had a kid as a teenager, Jason. She's on a show literally called teen mom. 

I would cry if Luis smiled at me like that too! $100 that this experience was too "hurtful" for him, and he'll use it to stay away for years. 

Chelsea's wearing her Sunday best hat and ripped jeans to Aubree's school function! So juvenile IMO, and I wouldn't wear anything to a school function against the dress code. I guarantee no nine-year-old is thinking, "wow, what a hot, edgy mom!"

kail embarrassed me so badly with her reaction to chris! And did he finally sign the release? He wasn't blurred out!

no Jenelle at all, right? 

I’m not sure.  He claimed on IG Live that MTV f’d up.  But didn’t say how.  He was blurred in the commercials but not the episode.  

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1 hour ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Ugh, this gnarly bitch and her “launch party.”  For a hair product, of all things.  Yuck. 

Don’t “celebrities” do this kind of thing all the time?

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Did anyone think that it was Javi standing behind Chris when they first showed him on camera at the party?  

I want Pothead to make money.  It would suck if Kail  lost a lot of her money. I don’t want any of the Teen Moms to lose their money, homes, etc.

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I’ve worked a bit in tv and sometimes for larger events they will just post notices at the entrances that filming is going on and that by entering you are consenting to being filmed. I wonder if that’s what happened with Chris finally showing his face. I didn’t pay enough attention to notice if anyone else at the party was blurred. 

No Jenelle this week! Can’t say I missed her. Her story surpassed trashy entertainment fun along time ago.

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Gracie and Ali seemed so comfortable, relaxed, grown up, and beautiful at lunch with their Dad and Jeff. It was really lovely!

Chelsea cracked me up with her good humor, and Aubree's deadpan "This is our life now"! 😆

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I would have sworn I saw Catelynn for a second.  I even paused and took a good look and still thought it was her.  But I think they would have shown her and Kail saying 'hi', so then I thought maybe it was Kail's sister.  If it was her sister, then she has a very similar profile to Cate. 

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Well, I guess we all know that Leah and the girls are not living all this time with Jason because their carpet got wet. Don’t know why she’s being coy about it - honey, you had three kids before you were 21 no one thinks you’re a virgin.

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First things first, Kail couldn’t be more pathetic and desperate if she tried! Fuuuck I felt embarrassed for her thru my TV. Her sister seems somewhat normal, It sucks that hulk will just leave her in the dust (like she did at that party) as soon as someone she really cares about shows up. 

More of these deboer scenes please! So relatable and way better then the whole linds/drama bullshit.

Leah’s hands have got to be the most tweeker hands I’ve ever seen! They’re fucking gross, druggie, nasty ass hands! They look like they constantly smell like old cigarettes. I agree with a poster above who said the girls looked so cute, mature, and well behaved when they’re with Cory. This hick just can’t seem to get it thru her fried-drug hazed brain that she has a child with a physical disability... would it have been that hard to plan a party where Ali wouldn’t have to do all this jumping and physical activity that just deteriorates her more? And how long til she moves all her hoarding shit into Jason’s house and blames her girlses for bringing all their shit in there? 

Can Brittny act fucking normal for once? The way she hams it up for the cameras with her snarky Instagram talk is irritating af... and if I have to hear Brianna say looooooooissssssss one more time, I’m gonna stab my fucking ears! Why take the kid to a park with just benches? Yes, Luis is a fucking deadbeat/creeper and I also don’t blame Stella one bit for not wanting to be around him, but what I don’t get is if Brianna wanted her to see him ( for stellas sake) than why not have him come to her apartment where she would be more comfortable? Why not try to engage her more with Luis instead of standing there showing off her tits and saying “you want mommy huh”? 

Best part of the whole thing was NO Jennelle! 

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1 hour ago, JuliesMommy said:

First things first, Kail couldn’t be more pathetic and desperate if she tried! Fuuuck I felt embarrassed for her thru my TV. Her sister seems somewhat normal, It sucks that hulk will just leave her in the dust (like she did at that party) as soon as someone she really cares about shows up. 

More of these deboer scenes please! So relatable and way better then the whole linds/drama bullshit.

Leah’s hands have got to be the most tweeker hands I’ve ever seen! They’re fucking gross, druggie, nasty ass hands! They look like they constantly smell like old cigarettes. I agree with a poster above who said the girls looked so cute, mature, and well behaved when they’re with Cory. This hick just can’t seem to get it thru her fried-drug hazed brain that she has a child with a physical disability... would it have been that hard to plan a party where Ali wouldn’t have to do all this jumping and physical activity that just deteriorates her more? And how long til she moves all her hoarding shit into Jason’s house and blames her girlses for bringing all their shit in there? 

Can Brittny act fucking normal for once? The way she hams it up for the cameras with her snarky Instagram talk is irritating af... and if I have to hear Brianna say looooooooissssssss one more time, I’m gonna stab my fucking ears! Why take the kid to a park with just benches? Yes, Luis is a fucking deadbeat/creeper and I also don’t blame Stella one bit for not wanting to be around him, but what I don’t get is if Brianna wanted her to see him ( for stellas sake) than why not have him come to her apartment where she would be more comfortable? Why not try to engage her more with Luis instead of standing there showing off her tits and saying “you want mommy huh”? 

Best part of the whole thing was NO Jennelle! 

Luis smiling at Stella was creepy AF!  It was so uncomfortable to watch this.

Briana needs to take responsibility.  You had a kid with a one night stand to get out of a porn movie contract.  You were trying to get that fast buck like your idol Farrah.  Then had a change of heart when MTV came calling.

Seriously, that was the longest time Briana has spent holding Stella.  

You are right! Why take her to a park?  I don’t know where you take a child to meet her dad for practically the first time....but, that park was not it.

Maybe one of those Gymboree baby classes...???

It also didn’t seem normal to me that Brianna kept holding tight to her.

That is not the Puerto Rican way.  We are constantly meeting new family because we live in 2 countries and this is not counting all the relatives that move away for college and the Army.

Our parents just throw us in the mix.  Hey! This is your cousin, aunt, uncle....whatever!  Yea, we cried when we are little but we get over it. Family is family.

Yall are right.  What the heck is wrong with Leah? All the kids are wall climbing and there is Ali.  Cannot do that. She should take them to watch a kids show somewhere.  Like a puppet theater.

  Why does she keep drooling over that guy and keeps telling him thank you for showing up to things with her daughters..???  Then keeps saying their dads are not around?  

It is more like their dads d**ks are not around for her own amusement!  Hahahahaha!

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7 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Oh good grief! The thirst is serious with this Kail broad. Chris shits on her constantly and she can barely contain herself that he flew to NYC on a ticket she surely paid for. She didn't need to tell him he could stay in her hotel room. That's exactly where he intended to sleep. Why would he spend any of his own money on her??

I haven’t been watching this season. Has Chris finally agreed to be filmed? 

Its interesting, Kail’s had 3 really good guys before Chris who seemed to really love her, all of which she either used or abused and treated like shit, but she’s willing to bend over backwards for Chris, who treats her like shit (or does he still? I haven’t been watching, but it sounds like it). 

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3 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Luis smiling at Stella was creepy AF!  It was so uncomfortable to watch this.

That was the most unnatural smile ever. That's your own kid, dude! I know he's never around her, but shouldn't there be SOME form of attachment there???

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I was busy least night so didn't watch--except I caught a little of Leah's segment with the birthday party --and thought wtf? Broke my heart a little to see Ali struggling. Why did they have the party at that place? They could've had one with music, dancing, some games--and saved that for a trip with Gracie.

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It was very nice to have an episode with no Jenelle and no howterribleisAdam discussion.

Luis never wanted that baby and never intended to be in her life.  For whatever reason, he didn't want Brianna to give the baby up for adoption, I can't imagine why.  Maybe it's a cultural thing?  Maybe for one brief moment in time he had this thought that "hey, maybe it would be cool to settle down with this b*tch and have a kid" but that wore off as soon as he found something newer and shinier (and less pregnant).  He wanted Brianna to raise his child and he would come around when convenient.  Babies are not convenient.  Someone suggested he meet with Brianna and Stella at the apartment.  Luis probably never wants to set foot in that environment again and deal with the coven. 

Kail.  I can't help it, I feel sorry for her.  She is a terrible, unhappy person.  She is damaged.  I really don't think she can help herself and she's doomed to a life of making poor decisions and being unhappy. 

Although I'm glad to be free from the howterribleisadam story line, sorry, Chelsea's story is normal and boring.  She needs to go live her life off camera, as does Jenelle. 

There was a commercial for a "Being Corey" special on immediately after last night's episode.  I was pleasantly surprised that my dvr didn't catch it.  My dvr is getting so smart!

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4 minutes ago, suzeecat said:

It was very nice to have an episode with no Jenelle and no howterribleisAdam discussion.

Luis never wanted that baby and never intended to be in her life.  For whatever reason, he didn't want Brianna to give the baby up for adoption, I can't imagine why.  Maybe it's a cultural thing?  Maybe for one brief moment in time he had this thought that "hey, maybe it would be cool to settle down with this b*tch and have a kid" but that wore off as soon as he found something newer and shinier (and less pregnant).  He wanted Brianna to raise his child and he would come around when convenient.  Babies are not convenient.  Someone suggested he meet with Brianna and Stella at the apartment.  Luis probably never wants to set foot in that environment again and deal with the coven. 

Kail.  I can't help it, I feel sorry for her.  She is a terrible, unhappy person.  She is damaged.  I really don't think she can help herself and she's doomed to a life of making poor decisions and being unhappy. 

Although I'm glad to be free from the howterribleisadam story line, sorry, Chelsea's story is normal and boring.  She needs to go live her life off camera, as does Jenelle. 

Hahahahahah! As the Self Appointed PR Culture Ambassador...no!

This is not cultural, either.  I keep telling yah.  Las Aburridas are the most non-PR people I have ever seen.  They went ‘home’ and Teen Mom only aired a 5 minutes segment of the vacation.

You are home! Rent a car and see all the cool towns. It only takes like 3 hours to get around the island. I would be showing my kid everything.  Even Britney grandpa’s horse. Nova is old enough to make her own memories.

What is happening here is that these girls are fresh as phuk.  They get pregnant from a guy they do not even know and then start talking about abortions and adoption.

Looks like Britney learned from her past.  But, this Briana is exactly like Roxanne. She is in the same position as her mom.

I bet if all was cool with Devoin and Briana got back with him they would even take it further.

They would tell Stella..... Devoin is her father and they would never chase after Luis ever again.

This is what Roxanne did with Britney. 

I mean they were already gushing last week how much Stella loves Devoin.  

Poor Nova.  She just got her daddy back and here comes Stella stealing the show.

I don’t think they treat Nova right.  This is why Britney is close to her.  Because, supposedly  Briana was Roxanne's favorite child.

I always thought Stella looked like Luis.  It is the opposite.  She looks exactly like Briana.  She was acting very sweet last night.

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10 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Did anyone think that it was Javi standing behind Chris when they first showed him on camera at the party?  

I want Pothead to make money.  It would suck if Kail  lost a lot of her money. I don’t want any of the Teen Moms to lose their money, homes, etc.

I saw the same dude.  But his mouth was closed.  So I don’t think it was Javi. Ha!

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12 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Oh good grief! The thirst is serious with this Kail broad. Chris shits on her constantly and she can barely contain herself that he flew to NYC on a ticket she surely paid for. She didn't need to tell him he could stay in her hotel room. That's exactly where he intended to sleep. Why would he spend any of his own money on her??

I have never seen Kail move as fast as she did to get across the room to Chris. "You can stay in my hotel room" she purrs, as she hoists up her huge, pendulous boobs. Oh Kail. So sophisticated.

Were she and her sister sharing a room? Did she turf her sister out into the hallway when Chris and his dick showed up?

11 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Chelsea's wearing her Sunday best hat and ripped jeans to Aubree's school function! So juvenile IMO, and I wouldn't wear anything to a school function against the dress code. I guarantee no nine-year-old is thinking, "wow, what a hot, edgy mom!"

Wow, that seems like a pretty harsh assessment. My son's elementary school didn't even have a dress code. And in fourth grade his class did something very much like Aubree's presentation--everyone chose a historical figure, dressed in some sort of costume, and presented a short paragraph about that person. It was pretty informal, parents and others came and went throughout the day. Most of us just stopped in as part of our day's activity, so no one was dressed up. Chelsea was wearing what she always wears.

9 hours ago, Grandma Saracen said:

Chelsea cracked me up with her good humor, and Aubree's deadpan "This is our life now"! 😆

"I love family outings" had me rolling.

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1 hour ago, Adiba said:

I was busy least night so didn't watch--except I caught a little of Leah's segment with the birthday party --and thought wtf? Broke my heart a little to see Ali struggling. Why did they have the party at that place? They could've had one with music, dancing, some games--and saved that for a trip with Gracie.

That really bothered me too. They could have done a craft party, horseback riding, making chocolates, painting, gone to the pool (the single best birthday party my son attended when he was a kid was at the local Y--the kid's birthday was in March, so an hour in the pool? was like heaven. Then an hour for pizza/cake/gifts.), gone to tea, gone to a show, cooking class.....so many things that would not have put so much physical strain on Ali.

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Where was Jenelle and does anyone care that she was missing?

How come Kail keeps holding out hope for Chris? Gross

I am beyond bored with Chelsea and Cole. Nothing new ever.

I liked the birthday party for the twins. That cake was massive.

Sad scene with Stella and Luis. How pathetic.

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The sister Kail was so excited to be around was quickly dumped when Chris showed up. 

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I felt like the 'previously's' were Jenelle heavy considering she didn't appear on the actual show this week, but then realized that they were used to explain her absence.  The 'coming this season on...' previews also pointed to the fact that they don't have any footage to air due to David blocking her opportunities to film.  It seems like this parting (if it happens) won't be an outright firing for some offense (and if any of the dangerous, abusive things we've already seen won't get her outright fired, I don't know what will), it'll be that MTV just doesn't have any footage.  They probably realize that a slow fade-out of the Eason's is the least volatile option for them.

Then again, the crap she brings might keep her around from a little bit of a distance for a while.  The 'coming up on...' looks interesting.  And tragic, because these are adult people who are responsible for the mental well-being of children.

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1 hour ago, Carly13817 said:

Sad scene with Stella and Luis. How pathetic.

Actually one scene wasn't enough and they gave us two, both equally pathetic.

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14 hours ago, Mkay said:

Now I see why Chelsea didn’t want to go anywhere with Layne being a newborn. She said on Twitter she hates her car seat.  Then she has to keep pulling over to feed.  Yea. I’d be sending Cole on errands by himself, too. 

I was laughing last season when Chelsea was swooning over Watson when he was about four months old and saying she had baby fever and wanted to get pregnant again ASAP. 

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12 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Did anyone think that it was Javi standing behind Chris when they first showed him on camera at the party?  

I want Pothead to make money.  It would suck if Kail  lost a lot of her money. I don’t want any of the Teen Moms to lose their money, homes, etc.

They will all lose their money if they keep squandering it on luxury cars, bags and full sleeve tattoos. One would hope that they set up trusts for their kids with their MTV money. Kail's hair products will probably fail like Jenelle's make up line, Amber's clothing line and Catelyn and Tyler's children's clothing line. This whole time they've been on the air these girls have not ever held a job or learned how to run a business and be successful. If they lose all their money it's their own fault for not being smart about their "businesses" and for not saving money for their families when this show ends... and it will.

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Luis' "smiles" at Stella are the stuff of nightmares! Seriously. Gave me the willies. Poor Stella, she deserves so much better. 

Kail, on the other hand, is getting exactly what she deserves. But I think she is only chasing after Chris because he doesn't want her. Her sister seems pretty nice and normal, it would probably be best for her to stay far away from the beast known as Kail. 

Aubree's speech was adorable. The babies crying in the car were entertaining. It's obvious that Aubree helps out a lot.

Leah and family just do not get it with regards to Ali. And that's sad. 

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Luis' creepy, leering grins were grossing me out and I'm an adult. I can only imagine what Stella was feeling when some weird stranger was all up in her personal space. For all his talk, Loooo-issss has no interest in that child. He came off like a guy stuck sitting next to a baby on an airplane and trying to make the best of it. He was probably relieved to get out of there once they were done filming.

Regarding Kail, I wonder what her long-range plan is with the hair line. I can see there being an initial flurry of interest from fans wanting to support her, but are they going to be repurchasing a year down the road? I doubt it. Hopefully she's set up to make her initial investment back quickly, but I doubt that as well. None of these girls have a head for business. 

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