Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[ShaNaeNae]

Today is David's court date.  Can't wait to hear I'm not looking forward to hearing he got off on like a $20 fine. 

[Birdee]

I always hold out hope that "this time" is the time they'll have to pay for being general scourges on society. Fingers crossed today's not a let down like all the other times.  

[druzy]

8 hours ago, ShaNaeNae said:

Today is David's court date.  Can't wait to hear I'm not looking forward to hearing he got off on like a $20 fine. 

7 hours ago, Birdee said:

I always hold out hope that "this time" is the time they'll have to pay for being general scourges on society. Fingers crossed today's not a let down like all the other times.  

[Mkay]

[geauxaway]

When your case is continued, it’s best to keep a low profile.  If you had any reason for dismissal or settlement, you would not continue.

[blubld43]

Eww!! That beard, looks like it's just crawling with nasty!I

Just looking at what Jenelle sees in bed every night tells me all I need to know about her.

[ShaNaeNae]

9 hours ago, geauxaway said:

When your case is continued, it’s best to keep a low profile.  If you had any reason for dismissal or settlement, you would not continue.

That's good to know.  I know these things get frequently postponed, sometimes several times, but wasn't sure if it has anything to do with the final outcome.  

[DNR]

Wow lurch looks insane

[MaggieG]

15 hours ago, DNR said:

Wow lurch looks insane

He really does. So scary. I like beards on men (my husband has a great one) but on him it just looks disgusting.

Who else is surprised he suggested shooting Kail's peace offering hair gift? I'm sorry, "peace gathering." His mind immediately goes to picking up a gun

[Stusan]

10 hours ago, MaggieG said:

Who else is surprised he suggested shooting Kail's peace offering hair gift? I'm sorry, "peace gathering." His mind immediately goes to picking up a gun

He doesn't ever need to pick up a gun since he always has it on him. Chances are, it's improperly holstered, no safety, and already has a round in the chamber.

I can't wait until he shoots his dick off.

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, Stusan said:

He doesn't ever need to pick up a gun since he always has it on him. Chances are, it's improperly holstered, no safety, and already has a round in the chamber.

I can't wait until he shoots his dick off.

You're assuming there's something there to shoot off. 

[Stusan]

14 hours ago, ghoulina said:

You're assuming there's something there to shoot off. 

So true, @ghoulina!

[Lemur]

On 3/21/2019 at 3:17 PM, druzy said:

EXCLUSIVE! An Update on the Custody Case Between ‘Teen Mom 2’ Stars Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith Over Their Son Kaiser

"“Better put on your more classier court heels, Jenelle! This is gonna be a looong battle!”"

This.  This is EVERYTHING.

[druzy]

Wow. Nathan is so inspiring.

                                       -Druzy

[druzy]

[MargeGunderson]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Wow. Nathan is so inspiring.

                                       -Druzy

Oh, Tyler’s got competion in the deep thoughts category now! I hope Nathan starts writing poetry too - you know that would be some epic rhymes!

[Birdee]

3 hours ago, druzy said:

You mean like Cole builds furniture? Your obsession is showing Jenelle. 

[whydoiwatch]

https://hollywoodlife.com/2019/03/29/jenelle-evans-david-eason-kids-inappropriate-hats-messages-backlash-photos/

[Snarky McSnarky]

1 hour ago, Birdee said:

You mean like Cole builds furniture? Your obsession is showing Jenelle. 

Yea, we've all seen Mr. Eason's impressive handiwork.

[TeenMom69]

3 hours ago, Birdee said:

You mean like Cole builds furniture? Your obsession is showing Jenelle. 

Sure they could build it for less. Until she factors in all the expensive power (and dismemberment) tools she buys for UBT. 

Then the price goes up.

[Stusan]

4 hours ago, TeenMom69 said:

Sure they could build it for less. Until she factors in all the expensive power (and dismemberment) tools she buys for UBT. 

Then the price goes up.

You crack me up @TeenMom69!

[FairyDusted]

They get dumber by the day! Who the fuck lets their CHILDREN wear those hats?! I'd be mad AF if I were Barb. I can't believe she posted photos. Seven kinds of stupid. 

[Mkay]

So is this what they are keeping the ducks in? Awful! 

[Mkay]

🙄

[Mkay]

[geauxaway]

3 hours ago, Mkay said:

So is this what they are keeping the ducks in? Awful! 

What in the ever loving F??  It’s wrong on so many levels, and also why would ANYONE post this on SM?  This is not something to be proud of??!!  

[Mkay]

1 minute ago, geauxaway said:

What in the ever loving F??  It’s wrong on so many levels, and also why would ANYONE post this on SM?  This is not something to be proud of??!!  

I think I’m wrong. The ducks were wandering around.  They have 5 pigs in there.  🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[geauxaway]

Just now, Mkay said:

I think I’m wrong. The ducks were wandering around.  They have 5 pigs in there.  🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I honestly don’t care WHAT they have penned up in there, it’s disgusting.  

There’s no way that anyone goes out there to tend to those pigs.  The smell is got to be AWFUL.  

Between the pigs and chickens, and the moldy sinking house, they must have fried out their olfactory senses with all the smoking, because I just don’t see how anyone could tolerate the odors they must have lingering all over the laaaaand.

Not to mention, I’m sure there are dead birds already, and you know no one is bothering to dispose of their carcas’ (carci?).

This is NOT “country living” or “farm living.”  They are so fucking gross.

[BitterApple]

The other day I watched a coyote scale a five foot chain-link fence like it was nothing. That flimsy wire caging they're using to contain the pigs isn't going to do jack shit to deter predators.

It's awful to say, but at least the animals won't have to suffer in that hovel for long.

[Neko]

Jenelle really has this fantasy of living the farm life with some self-reliant, rugged, manly-man, doesn't she?

They don't live on a farm, and UBT is not Pa Ingalls, he is a paranoid gun-nut.  There is a difference.

It's amazing how much bullshit Jenelle feeds herself. 

[blubld43]

This is so disgusting.  And those animals, especially the chickens, will attract snakes. 

Looking again, I see UBT is "bigolhonky" and Jenelle is "jenellesvag". Smh.

Edited March 31, 2019 by blubld43
Added something

[lovesnark]

The netting they have around the pig enclosure is actually a good way to contain them. It's hooked up to a charger and when plugged in, works well. The netting is lightweight and you can easily move the critters to a new area when their "house" gets dirty. I have some with a solar charger that I use to divide the sheep's pasture into smaller sections to allow the grass to grow and I can rotate them from pasture to pasture. It looks like they bought what are referred to as weaner pigs (they're not dependant on their mother for food) and will raise them until the fall, then have them turned into pork. If done correctly and humanely, it's a good way to know where your food is coming from. But, we all know these morons will fuck it up every way possible.

The baby geese (they're not ducks) are going to grow up and become shitting machines. I had geese for years and the amount of shit they produce is astounding! If they have access to the back yard, the concrete around the pool will be covered in goose shit and the geese will really enjoy swimming and shitting in the pool😂 They look like Embden geese and aren't one of the more aggressive breeds. But, if they survive to adulthood, they will get aggressive if one of them is a female and makes a nest full of eggs. Even if the eggs aren't fertile, she will protect them like a beast. Being chased and bitten by a goose is something you won't ever forget. Their beaks have sharp edges because they are designed to eat grass and when used to bite a human,  they leave a nasty blood blister. Geese are great watch dogs and will let you know when anything strange is on their turf. The swamp morons probably got them with the idea they'll provide more security on THE LAND. But, the geese are vulnerable to predators and I doubt the morons will secure them in a safe enclosure at night like they should. I feel awful for all of the innocent creatures dependant on these idiots to care for them.

[lovesnark]

5 hours ago, blubld43 said:

This is so disgusting.  And those animals, especially the chickens, will attract snakes. 

Looking again, I see UBT is "bigolhonky" and Jenelle is "jenellesvag". Smh.

Jenellesvag is a parody account. But, UBT did make a new account with the bigolhonky handle. Give it a few days, he'll get kicked off again for threatening to sodomize someone's mother. He already threatened to break Jenelle's ex Gary's neck.

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, blubld43 said:

This is so disgusting.  And those animals, especially the chickens, will attract snakes. 

Looking again, I see UBT is "bigolhonky" and Jenelle is "jenellesvag". Smh.

Jenellesvag is a hater account on Twitter.  But bigolhonky is most definitely David’s real account. 

Migraine day. Didn’t see the above post already explaining.  Sorry

Edited March 31, 2019 by Mkay

[druzy]

🤣

[geauxaway]

Good luck with a civil lawsuit against Clayton Homes.  A class action lawsuit may be a bit more realistic, but even that would be a long shot.

They (Jenelle and David) didn’t bother to read the contract they signed and now they have to live with those consequences.  

Also, one more comment on the pig farm.  I wonder where the runoff from their feces is being routed to?  With these idiots there’s no telling. 

[blubld43]

5 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Good luck with a civil lawsuit against Clayton Homes.  A class action lawsuit may be a bit more realistic, but even that would be a long shot.

They (Jenelle and David) didn’t bother to read the contract they signed and now they have to live with those consequences.  

Also, one more comment on the pig farm.  I wonder where the runoff from their feces is being routed to?  With these idiots there’s no telling. 

What?? You mean they actually have to deal with it??

Just kidding. But whatever arrangement they've made I bet it involves the kids shoveling it. You know Jenelle won't.

[TexasGal]

Twitter is for sure the best way to get attorney referrals. 

[lovesnark]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

🤣

This is fucking hilarious😂😂😂 Google Clayton Homes and read the 27 gazillion complaints. You won't find any resolutions. The contract they signed absolves Clayton Homes from every possible thing that could go wrong and they have a stable full of attorneys at the ready to swat away flies like the swamp morons. I hope some shyster lawyer takes the case and weasels every dime they have out of them. Then she can post a message asking if anyone knows a lawyer with experience in suing other lawyers😂😂😂

If they weren't so fucking stupid, stubborn and unwilling to admit they made a huge mistake, they would hire the best soil engineer and foundation contractor they can find. They need to raise and stabilize the house, bring in appropriate fill and have a real, reinforced concrete foundation poured. Then, have French drains installed wherever they're needed on the property so things drain the way they should. Doing this would cost less than paying some attorney to try (and lose) suing the manufacturer of casa swamp. Instead, they will continue to blame Clayton Homes while they live in a sinking, moldy shithole. If they wait too long, the house will be unsalvagable and they'll have to eat it, continue paying for it and move out.

[Christina]

6 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Twitter is for sure the best way to get attorney referrals. 

Right?! Most of us would think the State Bar Referral Service but Twitter is obviously the best way to find one, especially if you need a specialist. 

ETA: We may both be wrong; I think Jenelle asked on Instagram and it was tweeted by Anon. Hmmmm, is Instagram better or worse for finding an attorney then Twitter? 

Edited April 1, 2019 by Christina

[Pixiebomb]

6 hours ago, Christina said:

Right?! Most of us would think the State Bar Referral Service but Twitter is obviously the best way to find one, especially if you need a specialist. 

ETA: We may both be wrong; I think Jenelle asked on Instagram and it was tweeted by Anon. Hmmmm, is Instagram better or worse for finding an attorney then Twitter? 

Considering I am an attorney and I don’t have Instagram  but my teenagers are always posting on it- I would have to go with Twitter.  Since I actually have Twitter  but only check in when Jim Cantore is posting hurricane updates. 

[TexasGal]

35 minutes ago, Pixiebomb said:

Considering I am an attorney and I don’t have Instagram  but my teenagers are always posting on it- I would have to go with Twitter.  Since I actually have Twitter  but only check in when Jim Cantore is posting hurricane updates. 

Well, I don't know.  On Instagram she could see more pictures of them and check out what type of lifestyle they lead.  Tough call.

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, Christina said:

Right?! Most of us would think the State Bar Referral Service but Twitter is obviously the best way to find one, especially if you need a specialist. 

ETA: We may both be wrong; I think Jenelle asked on Instagram and it was tweeted by Anon. Hmmmm, is Instagram better or worse for finding an attorney then Twitter? 

People like Anon post it for those of us who are banned from Jenelles twitter and/or Instagram.  🙂 I’m banned from her twitter.  😆

[ghoulina]

I'm surprised her classier court heels don't send out an automatic bat signal to track down the appropriate attourney. 

[LBS]

44 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I'm surprised her classier court heels don't send out an automatic bat signal to track down the appropriate attourney. 

 

 

Her lawyers battling it out after getting the signal

[TheRealT]

9 hours ago, Mkay said:

People like Anon post it for those of us who are banned from Jenelles twitter and/or Instagram.  🙂 I’m banned from her twitter.  😆

Congrats!

[Mkay]

[eskimo]

I am so disappointed in Barbara lately.  She's saner when she's not in Jenelle's orbit.  Now that Jenelle's talking to her again, Barb's trying too hard to impress her by talking crap about other cast members.  All it does is make Barb look immature and rile Jenelle up.  And Jenelle does NOT need to be riled up any further, it's her natural state of being as it is.  I'm no fan of Kail's, but this beef between Jenelle and Kail is mutual stupidity and ego clashing between the two of them.  Barb would be smart to stay out of completely in public.  Jenelle is no innocent party.  My opinion of Barb has taken a hit, I hate to say.  Please get it together Barb. 

Edited April 2, 2019 by eskimo

[dariafan]

On 4/1/2019 at 3:04 AM, Christina said:

Right?! Most of us would think the State Bar Referral Service but Twitter is obviously the best way to find one, especially if you need a specialist. 

ETA: We may both be wrong; I think Jenelle asked on Instagram and it was tweeted by Anon. Hmmmm, is Instagram better or worse for finding an attorney then Twitter? 

It could get them Michael’s attorney from The Office😃

[druzy]

This is Why Jenelle Evans Was Excluded From Monday’s ‘Teen Mom 2’ Episode; Plus How This Will Affect Her Financially (Exclusive Details!)

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Teen Mom 2 fans may have noticed that Monday night’s episode was missing one important thing– any sign of Jenelle Evans! The episode featured more footage of Chelsea Houska, Briana DeJesus, Kail Lowry and Leah Messer and no scenes with Jenelle at all.

This marks the first time in show history that a main cast member has been totally absent from an episode of ‘Teen Mom 2.’ (In the past, a cast member has occasionally only appeared via video chat or a phone call, but they were still part of the show.) The Ashley has some answers to fans’ questions regarding why Jenelle was not in the episode, how it will affect her financially and what it means for her going forward.

As The Ashley told you while Season 9 was filming, Jenelle was incredibly hard to work with— cancelling shoots, refusing to work altogether and allowing her banned-from-TV husband David Eason to interfere with scheduled shoots.

“The editors and producers of the show knew this day was coming,” one behind-the-scenes source told The Ashley. “They stretched what little footage they had of Jenelle literally as far as they could, and used every trick they could to keep Jenelle included, but there was no more footage to work with.”

The source denied that this episode was any sort of “test” to see how audiences reacted to an episode without Jenelle. (The source also confirmed that, as of press time, Jenelle is still on the show and hasn’t been fired, despite what clickbait story rumors may be saying.)

“It had nothing to do with that, honestly,” one said. “It happened because there was no other choice. It was not to teach [Jenelle] a lesson or anything like that. Trust me, if they had the footage, they would have used it. They want her on the show desperately.”

The source says that there will be more episodes without Jenelle, simply because there was a huge gap of time where she shot literally no scenes.

“They have some footage of Nathan [Griffith] and some footage of Barb [Evans] that they can filter in, but nothing with Jenelle until that phone call that they filmed without her knowing [in February], and the one-day visit to see Briana [DeJesus].”

(The Ashley told you last month that you would be seeing the phone call Jenelle had with producers. It is very briefly shown in the trailer for the rest of the season, which aired for the first time on Monday night.)

The Ashley can confirm that, per the cast’s contracts, Jenelle will not be paid for tonight’s episode. She will lose her episodic rate for that episode, as well as any additional episodes she is not in, which, according to The Ashley’s sources, will be at least one more.

(In case you are wondering, she will be paid for the episode that features the phone call with producers. Phone calls and video chat sessions count, and the girls get their episodic pay if they appear in an episode in that form.)

The trailer also features several recent social media posts involving Jenelle (including her brutal Instagram Live catfight with Amber Portwood in January). As far as The Ashley has heard, if Jenelle only appears via a social media clip, and not in show footage, she will not be paid for that episode, because it was not shot specifically for the show. (The same goes for text messages. If a cast member’s text messages to, say, a producer or baby daddy are shown, but the cast member does not appear, they will not be paid.)

As The Ashley told you last week, should Jenelle (or any of the other main cast members) no-show at the Season 9 Reunion this weekend, they will not receive the $1500 reunion pay, and will likely be fined whatever their regular episodic rate is.

Since Monday’s episode is likely the first of several episodes without Jenelle, her take-home pay for Season 9A will be much less than it should have been.

Edited April 2, 2019 by druzy