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Ashley must have learned all she knows about decency from her lengthy sabbatical in Victor’s colon. She could absolutely bury Jabot and she still won’t be happy, John will still be dead and unable to kiss her My Beauty ass for being such a winner, and she’ll have alienated the family she does have. 

Has Mia been trolling the hospital again, this time for ultrasound pics? Can’t wait for the inevitable blueberry scene, as she follows the Phyllis path to its caterwauling conclusion. Get a life, lady. 

I do enjoy both Cane and Phyllis getting the boot. That’s just quality television.

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2 hours ago, bannana said:

Oh, also, Lily is getting an early release from prison.

It sounds like she's getting early release in more ways than one.

I can't imagine how long it's going to take for her to scrub off the lingering odor of cow tipper.

"Cow Tipper"!  Sounds like a new product by that chemist business whiz, Ashley.

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9 hours ago, bannana said:

Wow, Phyllis is just unlikeable in any way.  That low guttural growl when she speaks, the lashing out against everyone, everyone!

I am concerned that we saw the beginning of Phack today, with pathetic Phyllis blaming everything she is and does on the Marco Anicelli stuff.  Jack softened a bit. 

probably only until ms comes back as phyl.

the junkyard dog will have a fetish for bananas...

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13 hours ago, bannana said:

Wow, Phyllis is just unlikeable in any way.  That low guttural growl when she speaks, the lashing out against everyone, everyone!

I am concerned that we saw the beginning of Phack today, with pathetic Phyllis blaming everything she is and does on the Marco Anicelli stuff.  Jack softened a bit. 

She's just plain gross. And she has the audacity to whine to Jack, the man she SCREWED over more than anyone. "You won!" she whines TO JACK ABBOTT.

Fuck off you slithering psycho.

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my worst fears about josh writing sharon is coming true.

oh well, at least she didn't cause mia to miscarry like was rumored but her sticking with rey while HIS WIFE is pregnant is just as bad.

shazbot!!  it could still happen...i'm calling the waaambulance cause i will be ranting if it happens.

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1 minute ago, valleycliffe said:

my worst fears about josh writing sharon is coming true.

oh well, at least she didn't cause mia to miscarry like was rumored but her sticking with rey while HIS WIFE is pregnant is just as bad.

shazbot!!  it could still happen...i'm calling the waaambulance cause i will be ranting if it happens.

Yeah, at this point she needs to dump him.

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Why the fuck is Mia actually pregnant? God it would have been awesome television had she been exposed as a fraud during the ultrasound. Can Sharon get a romantic partner who isn’t a sperminating toolbag? I know she had Dylan, but there’s no way a tree can mate with a human. Assuming Baby Stubble is Arturo’s, since that retcon of furnace night needs justification.

Query. Does Lola know Husband Kyle banged Wife Summer?

Maybe Cane and Billy are really siblings after all. Neither one of them understands that when a woman tells you to get lost, you get lost. 

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Calling it now- Get ready for another baby switch, ya'll.

Mia unexpectedly pregnant and using it to keep Rey on the hook?

Lola giving up her V card to Kyle after protecting it hard core for so long? Girlfriend is gonna end up getting pregnant. Having just had a liver transplant, it'll be a high risk pregnancy but she'll want to keep the baby because...reasons and to give Summer angst.

Mia will either really lose her baby early on and hide it or she and Lola will both go into labor at the same time, Lola obviously being premature. Both Baby Rosales will be in critical condition with Mia's baby dying. Someone -either Mia or Summer- (or maybe Summer sees Mia switch the babies and says/does nothing to stop her) will switch the babies with Mia's 'baby' living and Lola and Kyle's baby 'dying'. Summer keeps Kyle who Lola won't want after losing the baby and Kyle will just stay with Summer because of his grief and guilt.

We'll then have a months of Rey having to co-parent with Mia to Sharon's annoyance with Sharon and Mariah having deja vu and in a twist of irony ultimately being the ones to suss out the baby switch and that Mia's baby isn't hers. Mia instead of handing the kid over tries to run off with it with Rey, Lola, and Kyle in pursuit. Cornered on a bridge or a cliff or some precipice Mia breaks down that all she ever wanted was Rey's love and after finally being talked into handing the kid over, she slips, falls, jumps and ends up dead with Rey now wearing the guilt mantle while Kyle and Lola reunite over their kid and Summer faces the consequences of her knowing/keeping the secret to keep Kyle.  Save the date for a Kola wedding in late 2020.

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19 minutes ago, TobinAlbers said:

Calling it now- Get ready for another baby switch, ya'll.

Mia unexpectedly pregnant and using it to keep Rey on the hook?

Lola giving up her V card to Kyle after protecting it hard core for so long? Girlfriend is gonna end up getting pregnant. Having just had a liver transplant, it'll be a high risk pregnancy but she'll want to keep the baby because...reasons and to give Summer angst.

Mia will either really lose her baby early on and hide it or she and Lola will both go into labor at the same time, Lola obviously being premature. Both Baby Rosales will be in critical condition with Mia's baby dying. Someone -either Mia or Summer- (or maybe Summer sees Mia switch the babies and says/does nothing to stop her) will switch the babies with Mia's 'baby' living and Lola and Kyle's baby 'dying'. Summer keeps Kyle who Lola won't want after losing the baby and Kyle will just stay with Summer because of his grief and guilt.

We'll then have a months of Rey having to co-parent with Mia to Sharon's annoyance with Sharon and Mariah having deja vu and in a twist of irony ultimately being the ones to suss out the baby switch and that Mia's baby isn't hers. Mia instead of handing the kid over tries to run off with it with Rey, Lola, and Kyle in pursuit. Cornered on a bridge or a cliff or some precipice Mia breaks down that all she ever wanted was Rey's love and after finally being talked into handing the kid over, she slips, falls, jumps and ends up dead with Rey now wearing the guilt mantle while Kyle and Lola reunite over their kid and Summer faces the consequences of her knowing/keeping the secret to keep Kyle.  Save the date for a Kola wedding in late 2020.

It's sad that a forum of viewers can smell the steaming pile of dogshit that's about to drop. Shows that Josh is also a pretty shitty show runner/writer/all round asshat MWT.

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35 minutes ago, Petunia13 said:

Phyllis (not a spoiler it was in the commercial / “next week on..” )

Phyllis filming her former stepson(who she knew as a child) having sex while she had sex with his father and uncle. She could do a thesis on Abbot men's sex lives. Thank God John is dead. 

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4 hours ago, TobinAlbers said:

Calling it now- Get ready for another baby switch, ya'll.

Mia unexpectedly pregnant and using it to keep Rey on the hook?

Lola giving up her V card to Kyle after protecting it hard core for so long? Girlfriend is gonna end up getting pregnant. Having just had a liver transplant, it'll be a high risk pregnancy but she'll want to keep the baby because...reasons and to give Summer angst.

Mia will either really lose her baby early on and hide it or she and Lola will both go into labor at the same time, Lola obviously being premature. Both Baby Rosales will be in critical condition with Mia's baby dying. Someone -either Mia or Summer- (or maybe Summer sees Mia switch the babies and says/does nothing to stop her) will switch the babies with Mia's 'baby' living and Lola and Kyle's baby 'dying'. Summer keeps Kyle who Lola won't want after losing the baby and Kyle will just stay with Summer because of his grief and guilt.

We'll then have a months of Rey having to co-parent with Mia to Sharon's annoyance with Sharon and Mariah having deja vu and in a twist of irony ultimately being the ones to suss out the baby switch and that Mia's baby isn't hers. Mia instead of handing the kid over tries to run off with it with Rey, Lola, and Kyle in pursuit. Cornered on a bridge or a cliff or some precipice Mia breaks down that all she ever wanted was Rey's love and after finally being talked into handing the kid over, she slips, falls, jumps and ends up dead with Rey now wearing the guilt mantle while Kyle and Lola reunite over their kid and Summer faces the consequences of her knowing/keeping the secret to keep Kyle.  Save the date for a Kola wedding in late 2020.

>probably better than what they come up with.

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6 hours ago, bannana said:

Yes, she asked him and he answered truthfully.

54 minutes ago, valleycliffe said:

yes, i think she does.  seems to me when he told lola that he married dummer to get her liver that she asked him if he slept with her and he admitted he did.

or, maybe i just dreamed that.

Thanks, guys. Boy, I wish Lola had more self-esteem. Kyle never had to sleep with Summer; she never made it a condition of giving up her liver. I am feeling increasingly unkind towards Husband Kyle.

There had better not be a baby switch. It’s bad enough watching the nonsense unfold on B&B. And I actually give a shit about Hope. 

Hey, look! Phyllis is still a despicable arsehole! Who knew?

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15 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Why the fuck is Mia actually pregnant? God it would have been awesome television had she been exposed as a fraud during the ultrasound. Can Sharon get a romantic partner who isn’t a sperminating toolbag? I know she had Dylan, but there’s no way a tree can mate with a human. Assuming Baby Stubble is Arturo’s, since that retcon of furnace night needs justification.

Query. Does Lola know Husband Kyle banged Wife Summer?

Maybe Cane and Billy are really siblings after all. Neither one of them understands that when a woman tells you to get lost, you get lost. 

Some possible answers, Ninja:

  1. Because it's the kind of weapon a character built on hormones would use...
  2. Uh, no. The cosmic force of the golden cooter is as yet unfathomed by conventional physics. And the afterlife-glow of all that gold is presumed to leave a coating on otherwise utterly undersirable males that renders them first-class A#1 choices.
  3. Lola may have grown less picky, or l***r replacement ups women's sex drive. Beats me.
  4. Neither Cane nor Billy show any after-effects of their exposure to Traci's wicked combo of moderate intelligence, insight, and compassion. Again, a mystery of the universe.
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1 hour ago, crowsworks said:

As for Lola /KYle? She sh.ould look around GC, weigh her choices, then buy a vibrator since Tessa isn't going anywhere and Devon wants to play sortadoctor.

AND make sure to check out whatever new products Ronco might have to scratch that itch - available in the "Notion" isle at your local CVS pharmacy.

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