S05.E09: Week 5: Part 2

[CindyBee]

Ladies, you are fighting over the 60/40 guy!  

[Ohwell]

43 minutes ago, TiredMe said:

And he says Follow the cheese as he’s leaving. Someone help me? WHat the hell does this mean?!

When Kenny was on, he was talking to Eric about cheese (and rats) in reference to the book Who Moved My Cheese?, which is basically about adapting to life's changes and usually given to poor bastards who are about to lose their jobs.  Kenny didn't harp on the cheese talk, but Eric just jumped on it and took it to a whole 'nother annoying level.  It's like he came up with the concept all by himself.

[EllenB]

Do they draw straws to determine who will be the batshit crazy stalker each season?  I haven't watched much before.

[JenE4]

Just now, CindyBee said:

Ladies, you are fighting over the 60/40 guy!  

The good news for Kamil is that Annaliese and Shushanna are both 100/0 girls.

[tennisgurl]

“She turned me into a newt...I got better.” 

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe that red dot on Kamil's forehead is a target for crazy women.

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

Shu has def crossed into cray cray land.

If she has, she has company there named Annaliese. That chick is bat-shit AND not so good looking on top of it.

[Ohwell]

11 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

He is so pretty to look at though. :)

I think he has the most gorgeous shaped head, and with that hair.  He has an Adonis head.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

I think he has the most gorgeous shaped head, and with that hair.  He has an Adonis head.

I have a thing for dark hair with blue eyes too. YUM

[Ohwell]

6 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

If she has, she has company there named Annaliese. That chick is bat-shit AND not so good looking on top of it.

Annaliese looks like she's been hit in the face with buzzard guts.  

[tennisgurl]

My friend and I are debating if Annalise accusing Shoshana of being a witch is kinda racist. We are currently going with yes. 

[Armchair Critic]

LOL Diggy is there! And he hasn't been warned about the possibly crazy girl (hopefully she is a victim of bad editing)

[CindyBee]

Olivia is being too nice to cray cray Shu.

[tennisgurl]

The battle between Annalise and Shu is truly the crazy vs. the desperate. 

[JenE4]

I love Diggy!! I’m getting a Right Reasons hopeful heart for him and Olivia. I’m suddenly worse than these girls. They usually think they’re getting married after one date, but I’m marrying off Diggy and Olivia after a 2-minute conversation. 

[Ohwell]

NZ Jordan kinda reminds me of Michael Avenatti, especially with the shaved head.  

[tennisgurl]

“So what’s happening on Bachelor in Paradise this week?” 

[clubsauce]

Kevin has some Napoleon Dynamite going on.

[TiredMe]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

NZ Jordan kinda reminds me of Michael Avenatti, especially with the shaved head.  

I don’t see that. I think Jordan is hot. But I am partial to a shaved head. 

On looks along I’d choose Diggy over John too. He’s cute. 

Edited September 5, 2018 by TiredMe

[saber5055]

Man, Jenna looks like she's 50 years old in that scene where she's talking to John. Who is eating pizza like he's ... what was that guy's name ... Josh.

[ImaTart]

Give Shoshana a fruit cake, a bowl of nuts, a big glass of denial wine.  Put her on a raft a push her out to sea. 

[escatefromny]

So, basically, this episode is airing so ABC can interrupt every 7 -10 minutes with promos for their new Fall shows?

[Mu Shu]

Shushanna needs to film a commercial telling voters she’s not a witch.

[b2H]

2 minutes ago, escatefromny said:

So, basically, this episode is airing so ABC can interrupt every 7 -10 minutes with promos for their new Fall shows?

Their ratings must be phenomenal to put this many commercials into the show.  Haven’t seen the ratings this season..

 

@Mu Shu, that’s already been done.  Didn’t convince anyone then, either.

Edited September 5, 2018 by b2H

[Jax7917]

This show is so much better and more fun than the bachelor . I wish this played twice a year instead . 

[dbell1]

If I were Kamil, I'd run in the other direction from both of those crazy women. 

Eric has dumper's remorse. Sucks for Angela that she went home instead of two tone witch.

[tennisgurl]

I am now more familiar with the butt censor bar and ABCs Fall line up than I am with some of my own neighbors. 

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Jaclyn88 said:

This show is so much better and more fun than the bachelor . I wish this played twice a year instead . 

I prefer it too, probably since I am more of a wrong reasons viewer.

[tennisgurl]

I still cant believe that Evan and Carly made it. Thats still blowing my mind. 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

I still cant believe that Eric and Carlee made it. Thats still blowing my mind. 

Who are Eric and Carlee? What'd I miss?

[Suzysite]

Evan and Carly?

[ECM1231]

1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

Who are Eric and Carlee? What'd I miss?

Think she means EVAN and CARLY, Saber.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

Think she means EVAN and CARLY, Saber.

Oh, okay. Thanks. I figured maybe Eric didn't go home after all and maybe Carlee was someone new I missed while I wasn't paying attention. That happens to me a lot during BIP!

As for Evan and Carly, all I can think of when I think of them is that vomit-inducing hot-pepper-eating longest-kissing contest they were forced to be in.

[Real4real]

Shushanna has officially lost every single one of her marbles in the sand.  Poor NZ Jordan tries his best to help her find just one, but nope!  No marbles for you, Shu!

Edited September 5, 2018 by Real4real

[tennisgurl]

Yep meant Evan and Carly, sorry! 

[chocolatine]

Jade/Tanner and Carly/Evan are the worst. Whore yourselves out all you want, but leave your sweet babies out of it until they're old enough to decide whether they want to be on TV.

The jalapeño kiss was gross when Carly and Evan did it, and still gross when John and Olivia did it. I loved that the moment Diggy showed up, Olivia forgot all about John. He was getting a little too full of himself in last night's episode.

No sympathy for Eric. Angela "went home" because he sent her there. The guy really can't stick with a decision longer than 24 hours.

Yesterday I called for an intervention for Annaliese, but Shushanna made her look sane in comparison.

[saber5055]

17 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

23 minutes ago, Jaclyn88 said:

This show is so much better and more fun than the bachelor . I wish this played twice a year instead . 

I prefer it too, probably since I am more of a wrong reasons viewer.

I'm a wrong-reasons viewer but I still prefer TB/ette because: Travel Porn. A fancy date on BIP is moving down the beach to another square of sand or taking a dip in a swimming pool with no STDs in it ...  yet.

[UGAmp]

Do they get paid for each day they stay? Do they make more money the further they make it? Even if that’s the case... Shushanna. Get outta there girl. This is embarrassing. No amount of money (or instagram followers) can be worth this humiliation on national television.

[Caseysgirl]

Do these people ever have a conversation that goes beyond cliches and superficial expressions.  Does anyone talk about music, art, politics, traveling ( not just to resorts),their jobs, their families, politics, philosophy or ANYTHING substantial. How do you think about settling down with someone you know so little about? Rhetorical questions which are of course ridiculous for this franchise.

[MBJ]

2 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to say this to the Joe lovers because he seems like a nice guy, but he seems a bit simple.

We have no issue with it

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

Do these people ever have a conversation that goes beyond cliches and superficial expressions.

Viewers are NEVER allowed to see/hear anything like that. It's blasphemous that you even suggest it. For shame! ;-))

[Caseysgirl]

Sorry, this is my first exposure to this.

[Madding crowd]

I can’t tell if Joe is simple or just quiet-it’s a toss up. Still handsome though. I live in Chicago and we have been trying to figure out where his store is but all he says is West side which could mean anywhere. If anyone finds out, let me know! 

[MBJ]

I'm really behind watching the episode now.  This like child cruelty.  This is so incredibly stupid LOL

[tennisgurl]

I dont think Joe is dumb, I just think that he is a bit awkward on camera, and maybe is a bit of a simple kind of guy, but he certainly seems more well adjusted than most guys in this franchise. 

Of course, he and Kendall also got suckered into babysitting for free AND building a crib...

[clubsauce]

Annalise makes me so sad. Her desperation is palpable. And Kamil’s indifference is too. She is positively giddy to be involved in a love triangle, like it’s some high school dream come true. 

[Ohwell]

53 minutes ago, TiredMe said:

I don’t see that. I think Jordan is hot. But I am partial to a shaved head. 

I think Avenatti is hot, too.

[Caseysgirl]

And the Oscar goes to Eric. Please! You went for another slice of cheese and gave up the one that was almost a sure thing. You lose!

[Kiss my mutt]

So Kamil has gone from being a social media participant to an ex social media participant.  Way to aim high!

[saber5055]

12 minutes ago, Madding crowd said:

I live in Chicago and we have been trying to figure out where his store is but all he says is West side which could mean anywhere.

I was thinking it was south side, like southwest, not actually west. I will have to do some investigating ...