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  1. clubsauce

    The Jeopardy! All-Star Games

    Buzzy has somehow evolved into a ventriloquist dummy.
  2. clubsauce

    Jeopardy! Season 35 (2018-2019)

    Ok, what is with the “push up” arms stance???
  3. clubsauce

    Jeopardy! Season 35 (2018-2019)

    Words I never thought I would see! 😉
  4. clubsauce

    S23.E04: Week 4: Singapore

    I love every season when they do the jumping off a building-rappelling-cliff-diving metaphor for the leap of faith that is marriage because SORRY, NO ITS NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT, DUMMIES.
  5. clubsauce

    Jeopardy! Season 35 (2018-2019)

    The new champ reminds me of the famously de-penised John Wayne Bobbit.
  6. clubsauce

    S23.E02: Week 2

    Wait, Colton is a VIRgin??????
  7. clubsauce

    S05.E09: Week 5: Part 2

    Annalise makes me so sad. Her desperation is palpable. And Kamil’s indifference is too. She is positively giddy to be involved in a love triangle, like it’s some high school dream come true.
  8. clubsauce

    S05.E09: Week 5: Part 2

    Kevin has some Napoleon Dynamite going on.
  9. clubsauce

    S05.E08: Week 5: Part 1

    These people are all BANANAS.
  10. clubsauce

    S05.E07: Week 4: Part 2

    Three hours next week??? I don’t think I can accept that rose. I’m going to take a moment and say my goodbyes.
  11. clubsauce

    S05.E07: Week 4: Part 2

    Seriously, I’ve been watching this show for 3.5 hours tonight and it’s somehow only 9:40?? What is happening???
  12. clubsauce

    S05.E03: Week 2: Part 2

    At certain angles you can see people literally(™️) dripping with sweat. Even at night! I couldn’t function like that. Unless I’m running, if I am that hot and sweaty I can’t even hold a conversation. And kissing like that???? Seriously, NO ONE TOUCH ME!
  13. clubsauce

    S05.E01: Week 1: Season Premiere

    Omg—I think I thought Tia and Raven were the same person. I kept thinking that Tia used to have a more “granny apple” doll face. Clearly I’m here for the wrong reasons.
  14. clubsauce

    S14.E10: The Men Tell All

    Who wore it better? Wills or Drop Dead Fred?
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    S14.E09: Week 9: Overnight Dates (Thailand)

    I can’t anymore with the relationship metaphors. No, paddling on a bamboo raft down a crowded river with someone is NOT representative of the challenges one faces in marriage. Neither is bungee jumping off a bridge. Or rappelling down a building. Just stop with that inane storyline. Marriage is freaking HARD. Jackasses.
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