Farrah

[BlancheDevoreaux]

16 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2022/01/03/farrah-abraham-kicks-off-2022-by-forcing-daughter-sophia-to-film-her-studying-for-the-bar-exam-while-wearing-a-thong-bikini/

You got that right. Sofabed needs help.

Uh-huh... so because Sophia came out of Farrah's vagina, it's totally acceptable to expose her to things of a sexual nature before she is even a teenager? But hey, she doesn't ask Sophia to grab her a wine cooler from the fridge, so might as well crown her mother of the year. She is so deranged. 

[DawnDavenport]

7 hours ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

Uh-huh... so because Sophia came out of Farrah's vagina, it's totally acceptable to expose her to things of a sexual nature before she is even a teenager? But hey, she doesn't ask Sophia to grab her a wine cooler from the fridge, so might as well crown her mother of the year. She is so deranged. 

Haha. One of the commenters mentioned the packet she is "reading" is titled “Introduction & Essay writing workshop." Didn't know that was part of passing the bar exam.

She also mentioned in one of her comments that she "passed" the LSAT. I didn't realize it was a pass/fail exam. 

Can I ask why is her ass so lumpy? Did she recently get replumped?Looks like she has a terrible acne outbreak down there.

Lordy this chick is heading 80mph toward a 5150. 

Edited January 5, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[StatisticalOutlier]

15 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

She also mentioned in one of her comments that she "passed" the LSAT. I didn't realize it was a pass/fail exam. 

I've read only the theashleys story about this and not Farrah's own whatever it was that she put this on.  But to be fair, theashleys' story referred to a commentor:  "The individual also told Farrah that before taking the 'bar exam,' she would need to complete certain courses, and before that, pass the LSATs– the test administered to students prior to admission to law school."  Maybe Farrah was responding to that, which is just as inaccurate as anything Farrah's claiming.

Trying to figure out what Farrah's saying or claiming reminds me that I've always thought it was easier for a lawyer to go up against a good lawyer than a bad lawyer.  Going up against a good lawyer is difficult but at least the battle is clear.  When you go up against a bad lawyer, you have to figure out what their arguments should be and only then can you battle them.  It's twice the work.

[Cinnabon]

Does Farrah even have a completed BA degree first?

[StatisticalOutlier]

59 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

Does Farrah even have a completed BA degree first?

I think she has some sort of culinary arts degree, probably an AA.  She definitely doesn't have a B.A., but that's not a requirement to become licensed as a lawyer in California.

[ginger90]

If you use LinkedIn, check this out:

 

https://www.linkedin.com/mwlite/in/farrahabraham

 

If not, here’s part of it (I don’t want to take up the whole page!):

Spoiler

About

Hello 👋, I’m a global brand,who is interested in how creator platforms and creator market funds are taking shape globally. I’m also fascinated with learning more about government and social justice advocacy. Therefore, I write within those areas. Serial entrepreneur, entertainment,news, and beyond. Among the top googled celebrity names,lead tv personality, tv gold and true talent that is indisputable . I continue to support and empower women in entertainment,arts and culture as a member of chambers, boards, mentorship programs, funds, and philanthropic attributes. Life experience and a dynamic honorable educational foundation graduating with honors prior dual associate degree in culinary arts and management, graduated honors. Entertainment business degree 2020 and current Masters At Harvard University in creative writing and literature expected 2023. MY ENTREPRENEURSHIP MASTER CLASS" Ambition into reality is Free, be inspired for you goals, dreams and increase income and productivity.Be relentless, be the best you! A New York Times best selling author a lover of writing, blue printing, start to finish development in every aspect of screenwriting. A therapeutic tool of Inclusion, equality and diversity. Check out “Dream Twenties” latest self help memoir of my twenties. Live a life of Justice, FA

 

Edited January 5, 2022 by ginger90

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

I think she has some sort of culinary arts degree, probably an AA.  She definitely doesn't have a B.A., but that's not a requirement to become licensed as a lawyer in California.

It isn’t but I’d guess that’s that route 90%+ take. Kimmy K doesn’t count.

[teapot]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

If you use LinkedIn, check this out:

 

https://www.linkedin.com/mwlite/in/farrahabraham

 

If not, here’s part of it (I don’t want to take up the whole page!):

  Hide contents

About

Hello 👋, I’m a global brand,who is interested in how creator platforms and creator market funds are taking shape globally. I’m also fascinated with learning more about government and social justice advocacy. Therefore, I write within those areas. Serial entrepreneur, entertainment,news, and beyond. Among the top googled celebrity names,lead tv personality, tv gold and true talent that is indisputable . I continue to support and empower women in entertainment,arts and culture as a member of chambers, boards, mentorship programs, funds, and philanthropic attributes. Life experience and a dynamic honorable educational foundation graduating with honors prior dual associate degree in culinary arts and management, graduated honors. Entertainment business degree 2020 and current Masters At Harvard University in creative writing and literature expected 2023. MY ENTREPRENEURSHIP MASTER CLASS" Ambition into reality is Free, be inspired for you goals, dreams and increase income and productivity.Be relentless, be the best you! A New York Times best selling author a lover of writing, blue printing, start to finish development in every aspect of screenwriting. A therapeutic tool of Inclusion, equality and diversity. Check out “Dream Twenties” latest self help memoir of my twenties. Live a life of Justice, FA

 

Was I supposed to start my LinkedIn profile by saying, “hello”?  How rude of me, I had no idea

[Picture It. Sicily]

23 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

I've read only the theashleys story about this and not Farrah's own whatever it was that she put this on.  But to be fair, theashleys' story referred to a commentor:  "The individual also told Farrah that before taking the 'bar exam,' she would need to complete certain courses, and before that, pass the LSATs– the test administered to students prior to admission to law school."  Maybe Farrah was responding to that, which is just as inaccurate as anything Farrah's claiming.

Trying to figure out what Farrah's saying or claiming reminds me that I've always thought it was easier for a lawyer to go up against a good lawyer than a bad lawyer.  Going up against a good lawyer is difficult but at least the battle is clear.  When you go up against a bad lawyer, you have to figure out what their arguments should be and only then can you battle them.  It's twice the work.

I guess she's never seen Legally Blonde. 

[iwantcookies]

21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

If you use LinkedIn, check this out:

 

https://www.linkedin.com/mwlite/in/farrahabraham

 

If not, here’s part of it (I don’t want to take up the whole page!):

  Hide contents

About

Hello 👋, I’m a global brand,who is interested in how creator platforms and creator market funds are taking shape globally. I’m also fascinated with learning more about government and social justice advocacy. Therefore, I write within those areas. Serial entrepreneur, entertainment,news, and beyond. Among the top googled celebrity names,lead tv personality, tv gold and true talent that is indisputable . I continue to support and empower women in entertainment,arts and culture as a member of chambers, boards, mentorship programs, funds, and philanthropic attributes. Life experience and a dynamic honorable educational foundation graduating with honors prior dual associate degree in culinary arts and management, graduated honors. Entertainment business degree 2020 and current Masters At Harvard University in creative writing and literature expected 2023. MY ENTREPRENEURSHIP MASTER CLASS" Ambition into reality is Free, be inspired for you goals, dreams and increase income and productivity.Be relentless, be the best you! A New York Times best selling author a lover of writing, blue printing, start to finish development in every aspect of screenwriting. A therapeutic tool of Inclusion, equality and diversity. Check out “Dream Twenties” latest self help memoir of my twenties. Live a life of Justice, FA

 

Did a third grader write the linkedin intro? Woof… no bueno.

[teapot]

So this happened…

 

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/4407655/teen-mom-fans-farrah-abraham-

[qtpye]

I do not even want to ponder the psychological issues of a person who would pay for Farrah’s poop in a jar.

[ginger90]

Debra and David….. video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKkRkWpj3u/

[qtpye]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Debra and David….. video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKkRkWpj3u/

The body language in that video spoke volumes.

[geej]

Is the body language saying "I am dr. d and I am only here cuz she gives great 'blowies"".

 

[qtpye]

7 minutes ago, geej said:

Is the body language saying "I am dr. d and I am only here cuz she gives great 'blowies"".

 

I’m glad she is putting her executive MBA to such good use.

[Booger666]

On 1/8/2022 at 10:39 AM, geej said:

Is the body language saying "I am dr. d and I am only here cuz she gives great 'blowies"".

 

[suzeecat]

On 1/8/2022 at 11:39 AM, geej said:

Is the body language saying "I am dr. d and I am only here cuz she gives great 'blowies"".

 

It looked like he was there under duress and WTF is a "Remembrance Gate"????  Is it something he is on one side of and Deb D on the other so that he will remember never to make THAT mistake again? Cuckoo!!!!

[edie3]

Farrah Abraham was arrested Saturday night, after allegedly slapping a security guard at a club ... TMZ has learned. (Video to come shortly)

Law enforcement sources say, Farrah allegedly slapped a security guard at Grandmaster Records in Hollywood, where she and a friend were partying. An eyewitness tells TMZ someone in the club allegedly assaulted them ... someone described as a Farrah "hater."

[MakingBacon]

I am not surprised by Farrah getting arrested for hitting someone. I am surprised Farrah has a friend. 

[ginger90]

Screenshots from Farrah’s Instagram:

[MargeGunderson]

I bet she will use her legal knowledge to sue the nightclub.

[ginger90]

She posted this video with the sound off:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYzLT2Xjgxh/

 

Here’s her blah, blah, blah about it:

[ginger90]

 

Then there’s wackadoodle Debra. Nothing to do with the above, video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYkn8cIJ1aT/

[qtpye]

21 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

Then there’s wackadoodle Debra. Nothing to do with the above, video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYkn8cIJ1aT/

Maybe Debz OG will make some badazz rap for Farrah.

 

4 hours ago, MakingBacon said:

I am not surprised by Farrah getting arrested for hitting someone. I am surprised Farrah has a friend. 

i know that you are joking but that was also the most surprising part of the story for me. Are we sure it was an a actual friend and not Sophia in disguise?

[iwantcookies]

Farrah writes like English is her second language… she is like totally illiterate lolz 

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, MakingBacon said:

I am not surprised by Farrah getting arrested for hitting someone. I am surprised Farrah has a friend. 

I agree! Dang who is friends with that train wreck Farrahkins? 

[ginger90]

It cuts off at the end, this is how it appeared in her stories:

[MargeGunderson]

Third time this year that she has been targeted? In the immortal words of Raylan Givens*, you wake up in the morning and run into an asshole, he’s the asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole. 

*Justified

[heatherchandler]

“It is terrifying and traumatizing that people attack me and I cannot even enjoy dinner as I’m the only person out of three attacked and harassed,” she said. “I look forward to court, as always.”

If you find yourself in court again and again, that’s a serious problem.  I wouldn’t be “looking forward to it!”

Everything she writes sounds like it was written in English, run through a translator, then run back through another language and back to English again.  

I know she’s trying to sound “smart” by using so many words but it makes her sound deranged.  

 

[Polliwollidoodle]

ummm wait -------------the third time this year?????

bwahahaha. (I didn't read the full thread so maybe she is talking about 2021. Still not great but if it's 2022 girl you got mad trouble).

[SunnyBeBe]

Farrah has been an obvious psycho from day one. Sadly, she’s still getting media attention. Eventually, she’s going to mess with the wrong person and get seriously hurt. Of course, maybe she realizes when someone is crazier than her and she doesn’t push them but so far.  

[DawnDavenport]

On 1/23/2022 at 12:43 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

Farrah has been an obvious psycho from day one. Sadly, she’s still getting media attention. Eventually, she’s going to mess with the wrong person and get seriously hurt. Of course, maybe she realizes when someone is crazier than her and she doesn’t push them but so far.  

Does anybody know if Farrah is out of gel yet? Hope she's out in time so she can plan her "work" for the Superbowl. Since it's in LA this year, she won't need pull Ms. Sophia out of "school" and drag her across the country. She can do everything in house, so to speak.

I'm looking forward whatever shenanigans she's going to be posting in SM during that time.

[ginger90]

13 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

Does anybody know if Farrah is out of gel yet?

She’s out. Court is scheduled for May 19.

[Cinnabon]

How is she related to the Super Bowl again?

[DawnDavenport]

4 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

How is she related to the Super Bowl again?

There's been speculation that she is "for hire" at very high profile events. Witness her flashing her hooha in Cannes (which was obviously planned), her trip to the Superbowl in ATL, and her other SM posts from various other exotic locales. That's the only explanation why she shows up to these events considering she's not involved, even tangentially, to any of these industries.

Many articles have been written about the  high-end prostitution that goes on at such large international events.

Edited January 28, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[Cinnabon]

6 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

There's been speculation that she is "for hire" at very high profile events. Witness her flashing her hooha in Cannes (which was obviously planned), her trip to the Superbowl in ATL, and her other SM posts from various other exotic locales. 

Many articles have been written about the  high-end prostitution that goes on at such large international events.

And she takes Sophia? 

[DawnDavenport]

4 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

And she takes Sophia? 

Not sure if Ms. Sophia was at Cannes with her but she was with her in Atlanta and Dubai based on her SM posts.

I want to be clear that I'm not judging her for her career choices but Farrah refuses to acknowledge what she actually does for a living. If she wants to be a sex worker, good for her, just stop pretending otherwise.

Edited January 27, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[SunnyBeBe]

I would think the sex workers would be embarrassed to be affiliated with Farrah.  

[qtpye]

56 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

Not sure if Ms. Sophia was at Cannes with her but she was with her in Atlanta and Dubai based on her SM posts.

I want to be clear that I'm not judging her for her career choices but Farrah refuses to acknowledge what she actually does for a living. If she wants to be a sex worker, good for her, just stop pretending otherwise.

The woman still has not admitted that her leaked "Celebrity Sex Tape" was actually porn.

She wants people to believe that she gets invited to these events because of her fame and not because she is one of the "working girls".

Again, no judgment...just stop pretending that we are all this stupid.

[DawnDavenport]

3 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

There's been speculation that she is "for hire" at very high profile events. Witness her flashing her hooha in Cannes (which was obviously planned), her trip to the Superbowl in ATL, and her other SM posts from various other exotic locales. That's the only explanation why she shows up to these events considering she's not involved, even tangentially, to any of these industries.

Many articles have been written about the  high-end prostitution that goes on at such large international events.

I also forgot that wasn't part of her arrest at the hotel in Beverly HIlls a few years ago related to Sophia being left alone wandering around and someone called the police? The speculation was she was meeting a "client."

[SunnyBeBe]

She’s so nasty and hateful. I wonder how she would be cordial enough to have a pleasant sexual transaction.  

 

[MargeGunderson]

18 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

She’s so nasty and hateful. I wonder how she would be cordial enough to have a pleasant sexual transaction.  

 

I’ve always assumed that her clients prefer to be subjected to her hateful personality. There is a kink for everyone out there.

[configdotsys]

WARNING BATTERMENT!

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=CpouZmneosE66st15HI2eQ

[ChristmasJones]

On 1/18/2022 at 10:31 AM, heatherchandler said:

Everything she writes sounds like it was written in English, run through a translator, then run back through another language and back to English again.  

This is the best description I've read of Farrah's writing style. It applies to her speech as well. She has a very bizarre way of communicating. I can't imagine what it feels like to be inside her head.  

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah's moving out of California (with Michael's assistance).  Of course they had to call TMZ.  She claims it's because she was attacked for no reason at the restaurant/club.  Someone on Reddit speculated that CPS has contacted her and she's getting out of the State before they can take action against her.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/30/farrah-abraham-suicidal-thoughts-arrest-leaving-l-a/

[DawnDavenport]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah's moving out of California (with Michael's assistance).  Of course they had to call TMZ.  She claims it's because she was attacked for no reason at the restaurant/club.  Someone on Reddit speculated that CPS has contacted her and she's getting out of the State before they can take action against her.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/30/farrah-abraham-suicidal-thoughts-arrest-leaving-l-a/

OMG! How much more can people actually take of her crazy bullshit? In the video she says she can't help load the truck because she lost "dysfunction" in her upper right side or something and now she's suicidal! Poor thing. Something tells me she's burned too many bridges in LA or she's got mounting financial/legal trouble she's running from. I'm sure Yale law is just excited to have her as a student!

She's a broke down real life version of Nomi Malone from Showgirls without the street smarts. Would love to see her move to Vegas and try to compete with the other crazies there. She would get eaten alive in a week.

There's second video in the link of her cuffed on the ground that I hadn't previously seen. She is clearly very intoxicated/high on something repeatedly screaming/muttering:  "It's all on camera!", "I'm getting my JD law degree!", "per the law!". I especially like when she's almost face down in the dirt with her face/hair in cigarette butts. 

When will her family actually intervene to get her help? Of course we know Debz OG, EMBA lives on her own planet and is trying to keep her music career hot and marriage to Dr. Dave going. Her dad is weak and just does whatever she says. Sophia is in grave danger and I honestly believe the best thing would be to remove her from that entire family.

Edited January 31, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[ginger90]

I wonder if there were any stipulations regarding leaving the state, while she has a pending court case?

[ginger90]

Oh Debra…….

Video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZYTkl2pewq/

[qtpye]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Oh Debra…….

Video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZYTkl2pewq/

So that’s who Debra was trying to look like with her plastic surgery…