Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[FlowerofCarnage]

[FairyDusted]

Oh look she has pants on! 

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Throw a Marilyn Monroe (Patron Saint of the Borderlines) picture on the wall.  

[Rebecca]

On 2/24/2018 at 11:49 AM, druzy said:

Someone in the comments called Amber adorable! What?

On 2/25/2018 at 1:02 PM, GreatKazu said:

I am beginning to think his mother and siblings are happy to have him off their hands. He is Amber's problem now. 

 

Agreed. As she is his problem now. So glad they’re having a baby!

On 2/27/2018 at 7:05 PM, druzy said:

 

Amber is a “such a sweet person” (comment)? Ahaha! What the hell are these people seeing?!

Edited March 1, 2018 by Rebecca

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Someone in the comments called Amber adorable! What?

Agreed. As she is his problem now. So glad they’re having a baby!

Amber is a “such a sweet person” (comment)? Ahaha! What the hell are these people seeing?!

I totally believe that those commenters are Amber's fans who have migrated over to Andrew's account. They're not his people, if you know what I mean. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

18 hours ago, JuliesMommy said:

I love u for this!! Lol my husband cant fix shit but "THINKS" he can, so all pur projects get put on hold for an extra week because this fucking idiot wanted to have a "try at it" first. I end up having to call someone else and all it did was delay shit. 

I think we're all married to the same man, @FairyDusted and @JuliesMommy! My husband is the same way! 

18 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Dang I can't find Andrew on Twitter! Was he a success at being more adult @MyPeopleAreNordic?

No. 

[FairyDusted]

Does that make us Sisterwives? LOL I love how @MyPeopleAreNordic simply saying…."No."

[druzy]

[FairyDusted]

Well…..A job she can do from her bed.

[druzy]

1 minute ago, FairyDusted said:

Well…..A job she can do from her bed.

And she will be sitting on a couch throwing them to the audience. 

[FairyDusted]

6 minutes ago, druzy said:

And she will be sitting on a couch throwing them to the audience. 

will they pay her twice? 

[druzy]

Just now, FairyDusted said:

will they pay her twice? 

That's a thought provoking question considering she is an independent contractor. Amber autographs the ducks in bed then a few day later sits on a couch and throws them to the audience. Two independent acts, taking place in different states, thereby worthy of two separate checks. Case closed!  

[malaluna]

Amber sending love at the reunion. 

 

[heatherchandler]

On 2/28/2018 at 7:09 AM, mamadrama said:

Ha ha. I literally still have my flip phone from 2005. Of course, I don't have an active phone at all. In addition to cutting the cord on my cable 2 years ago, I gave up my cell phone. If I need to call someone, I use Skype on my laptop. That happens approximately once a week. If they need to get in touch with me, they email. People think I'm totally lying when they ask me for my number and I tell them that I don't have a phone. 

You are my hero!

[mittsigirl]

On 2/28/2018 at 7:09 AM, mamadrama said:

Ha ha. I literally still have my flip phone from 2005. Of course, I don't have an active phone at all. In addition to cutting the cord on my cable 2 years ago, I gave up my cell phone. If I need to call someone, I use Skype on my laptop. That happens approximately once a week. If they need to get in touch with me, they email. People think I'm totally lying when they ask me for my number and I tell them that I don't have a phone. 

And here I thought I was the only person around who did not own a cell phone!!

I manage just fine with my old landline:)

[mittsigirl]

On 2/28/2018 at 10:31 PM, Rebecca said:

Someone in the comments called Amber adorable! What?

Agreed. As she is his problem now. So glad they’re having a baby!

Amber is a “such a sweet person” (comment)? Ahaha! What the hell are these people seeing?!

I think that most of these fans of hers are all under the age of 18.

There can't be that many stupid adults out there, can there be??!

[teapot]

did anyone watch the shit show that was the Marriage Boot Camp preview? Amber came in *hot*, screaming her face off at Matt (I mean, okay, it's Matt but...) within the first two minutes everyone knew about the secret love children, the stealing, and the cheating.  They all  confessional'd that she was extra & making it all about her.

her mom....makes no sense, she seems like she's kind of perpetually wasted.  She kept saying Amber needed to get Matt out of her life (right in front of him, because, Matt)

If that attracted Andrew to her, I don't even want to know what is going on in that man's brain.

[CaliforniaLove]

14 hours ago, druzy said:

OMG, never have I wished to attend a reunion so badly before...I would SO chuck a duck right back at Ambular's head, and it would be amazing. 

[Rebecca]

10 hours ago, mittsigirl said:

I think that most of these fans of hers are all under the age of 18.

There can't be that many stupid adults out there, can there be??!

I want to hope not but I got into an argument (?) on instagram awhile back over Jenelle (I was on the obvious side that she’s a shitty person/mother/etc and this chick was blaming Barb..) and the woman was at least 40 with teen kids...it was insane. Really made me wonder about her.

Posting here, where 99% are sane, rational adults really skews perception because many other places online people are much dumber and fangirl all over these losers.

Edited March 2, 2018 by Rebecca

[teapot]

20 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 

Posting here, where 99% are sane, rational adults really skews perception because many other places online people are much dumber and fangirl all over these losers.

you know what, though?  I happened upon a FB link to an article that Cate's going back to treatment after the reunion (I googled it;  some places say she's doing outpatient, I guess time will tell.)

I read the comments b/c I was bored and it was definitely 50/50 between "homegirl just wants attention" and then "omg your stupid, she almost DIED!"

[CofCinci]

17 hours ago, druzy said:

Did you notice that Andrew signed some of those ducks?!!!  I can’t even!

[malaluna]

A bitch face only Andrew can love!

[GreatKazu]

On ‎3‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 4:51 PM, druzy said:

Where's the one that reads "Mr. and Mrs. Baier"? 

[toodywoody]

3 hours ago, malaluna said:

A bitch face only Andrew can love!

Damn..... She looks like she is about to shank someone. And this is the sams person who went off her meds.

[Calm81]

See, the above picture reminds me of why I can’t stand her. That constant “I can beat yo ass” face is what made Andrew feel a connection??? And why the fuck is he signing the ducks????

My gawd!! I hope an audience members throws it back at them. Except they would get hauled off to jail for assault as only the TM girls can physically harm people and get a way with it - well, except when you mess with our Gar-Bear!!! Right, Amber??? ☺️

Any news on how Matt Baier is living these days??? Did he have to take all of his uppa class scarfs to Plato’s closet for some rent money??? I sooooooo what an update with him and his Outback Steakhouse wife?

Edited March 3, 2018 by Calm81

[mamadrama]

8 hours ago, Calm81 said:

See, the above picture reminds me of why I can’t stand her. That constant “I can beat yo ass” face is what made Andrew feel a connection??? And why the fuck is he signing the ducks????

 

Because he's a fame whore, too and he finally figured out how to make the jump from behind the camera to in front of them. I bet every time one of the TM producers is interviewing him they're thinking, "Bastard, why didn't I think of that" and he's thinking, "Suckers!"

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Because he's a fame whore, too and he finally figured out how to make the jump from behind the camera to in front of them. I bet every time one of the TM producers is interviewing him they're thinking, "Bastard, why didn't I think of that" and he's thinking, "Suckers!"

lol

I will guess the production guys who have worked with Amber know her far too well because of having worked with her and they are not so desperate that they want to acquire some kind of STD from Amber. I can't forget Gary saying on the weekend special with the guys how MTV hid so much of what Amber was doing when they were living together. He said she was out clubbing and pretty much implied Amber was having sex with random dudes. Imagine all the shit the production crew has on Amber? I get itchy and skeevy just thinking about how many dudes have been all up in Amber. I hope that was enough to make a production crew member keep himself from wanting to be intimate with her. 

[druzy]

Link to his Instagram

The real Andrew emerges. Read his comment.

Such assumptions. No, I spend my time writing tv pilots, trading Forex, and building a charity organization, you vapid twat. Thank you for your concern.

Edited March 4, 2018 by druzy

[GreatKazu]

Amber paid for that rental satellite truck. 

What he is saying is he is working, he is just not producing an income. He is not a making money on writing tv pilots. If he sold one, he would have mentioned it.  Is there a way to find out if he is a member of the writer's guild? 

There is mention of a charity scam organization. Is that the mental health crap Amber tweeted about? 

Edited March 4, 2018 by GreatKazu

[CandysWrapRoom]

On 3/2/2018 at 1:29 PM, CofCinci said:

Did you notice that Andrew signed some of those ducks?!!!  I can’t even!

I'm almost positive the only people that signed them were Amber and Andrew.  Wut.

[Snarky McSnarky]

54 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Amber paid for that rental satellite truck. 

What he is really saying he is working, he is just not producing an income. He is not a making money on writing tv pilots. If he sold one, he would have mentioned it.  Is there a way to find out if he is a member of the writer's guild? 

There is mention of a charity scam organization. Is that the mental health crap Amber tweeted about? 

https://apps.wga.org/agency/Findwriter.aspx

[Snarky McSnarky]

So Andrew's many talents include trading currencies on the Foreign Exchange Market (Forex)?  Douche Nozzle Alert!  He might as well go play poker in Vegas with MIT graduate Matt Baier.  Both venues are notorious for providing a place for professionals to wipe the floor with rubes who think they're "players."   If Andrew was a successful trader, he wouldn't have to sponge off of a Teen Mom in Indiana.

[TimeToCancelTM]

On 3/1/2018 at 5:20 PM, druzy said:

That's a thought provoking question considering she is an independent contractor. Amber autographs the ducks in bed then a few day later sits on a couch and throws them to the audience. Two independent acts, taking place in different states, thereby worthy of two separate checks. Case closed!  

Thats how a "boss bitch" does it! 

[GreatKazu]

30 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

https://apps.wga.org/agency/Findwriter.aspx

Thanks!

I did a search. His name did not come up. 

I am sure that is more work than Amber ever did to find out more about this guy.

For all of Amber's talk about needing to stay away from neutral colors and being color conscious regarding the sex of her baby, you'd think she would have chosen blue mini rubber duckies instead of yellow. 

[ginger90]

“Vapid twat”? Why couldn’t he leave that part out? Whatever, New Matt.

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

“Vapid twat”? Why couldn’t he leave that part out? Whatever, New Matt.

Seems like his mellow Californian persona is all an act. 

[ginger90]

Anything  out there about any reunion shenanigans yet?

[druzy]

Is Amber going to the reunion? I thought at first maybe the satellite truck was there to film her interview, but she would just use Skype. 

[Rebecca]

15 hours ago, allienc said:

I'm almost positive the only people that signed them were Amber and Andrew.  Wut.

I want, so badly, for someone to catch one of the ducks, write FUCK YOU, NON-MOTHER on it, sign it LOVE, LEAH and pitch the duck back at her hitting her in the head and then having the duck bounce off her head, hitting Drew in the eye so that he can’t read the damn cue cards any longer. Let’s see what he says then. 

What? Everyone needs a dream.

Edited March 4, 2018 by Rebecca

[GreatKazu]

5 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

I want, so badly, for someone to catch one of the ducks, write FUCK YOU, NON-MOTHER on it, sign it LOVE, LEAH and pitch the duck back at her hitting her in the head and then having the duck bounce off her head, hitting Drew in the eye so that he can’t read the damn cue cards any longer. Let’s see what he says then. 

What? Everyone needs a dream.

 

That would be a WET dream. Love it!! 

Pretty soon Amber will be a non-mother to two children. Perhaps that should be her thread title. Similar to Jenelle's. 

Edited March 4, 2018 by GreatKazu

[GreatKazu]

Baby Huey responded as to why there was a satellite truck at the house. MTV did a live feed from their house because apparently Amber's doctor won't allow her to travel for the reunion.

[ginger90]

6 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Baby Huey responded as to why there was a satellite truck at the house. MTV did a live feed from their house because apparently Amber's doctor won't allow her to travel for the reunion.

Wtf were the ducks for?

So Amber stays home and Cate went? Ok then.

[GreatKazu]

29 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Wtf were the ducks for?

So Amber stays home and Cate went? Ok then.

The rubber duckies are going in her place. 

[ginger90]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

The rubber duckies are going in her place. 

Omg! Ok!

Is that what Leah has to look forward to?!

[GreatKazu]

9 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Omg! Ok!

Is that what Leah has to look forward to?!

*slam dunk*

 

ETA: the nursery is being painted Galactic Lite Blue.

Remember his one post about star-crossed lovers and it had a space theme with a sloth? I guess he is a space case. 

 

Edited March 4, 2018 by GreatKazu

[DangerousMinds]

9 hours ago, ginger90 said:

“Vapid twat”? Why couldn’t he leave that part out? Whatever, New Matt.

While I am mostly above language like that myself, every so often I can't help myself. So I won't judge him TOO harshly for that just yet.

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Baby Huey responded as to why there was a satellite truck at the house. MTV did a live feed from their house because apparently Amber's doctor won't allow her to travel for the reunion.

Oh gawd.  She is going to milk excuses for all they’re worth. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Baby Huey responded as to why there was a satellite truck at the house. MTV did a live feed from their house because apparently Amber's doctor won't allow her to travel for the reunion.

Apparently, lots of vomit was involved:

"Meanwhile, Portwood, who is expecting her second child with boyfriend Andrew Glennon, was not able to attend the filming due to “vomiting related to her pregnancy,” according to the source, but she did film a segment via satellite."

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/secrets-inside-mtvs-teen-mom-og-reunion-were-farrah-catelynn-amber-there

[GreatKazu]

5 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Apparently, lots of vomit was involved:

"Meanwhile, Portwood, who is expecting her second child with boyfriend Andrew Glennon, was not able to attend the filming due to “vomiting related to her pregnancy,” according to the source, but she did film a segment via satellite."

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/secrets-inside-mtvs-teen-mom-og-reunion-were-farrah-catelynn-amber-there

I'd be vomiting a lot too if I was carrying Matt's baby. 

Edited March 4, 2018 by GreatKazu

[mamadrama]

On 3/3/2018 at 9:08 PM, druzy said:

Link to his Instagram

The real Andrew emerges. Read his comment.

Such assumptions. No, I spend my time writing tv pilots, trading Forex, and building a charity organization, you vapid twat. Thank you for your concern.

I spend my time writing love letters to Davy Jones. Doesn't make me his wife. Or him alive.