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[HappyDancex2]

why is the older sister making comments on a "casual dress" for the wedding?   STAY OUT

[RealReality]

Emily's hair looks terrible. 

Sasha doesn't care about the wedding because he has done this like three times already

[LennieBriscoe]

Sasha cannot be liking the latest Emily, considering his insult, when they were packing, about her need for working out.

Sister Emily is Aidy Bryant.

Edited January 20, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[nytonc]

Becky is passive-aggressively seething with jealousy that her sister is getting hitched

[Hangin Out]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fillers, lip collagen, whateverthefuck. Not a good look.

They are fussy with what they eat, but put fillers and injections for facial surgeries in their systems.  Phony baloney.  Send them back .. all of them for that matter.

[Floatingbison]

They better not get married at Neskowin, Oregon!  That's MY place.  Super secret beach community, been going there for years!

[KateHearts]

Ooh that bridal clerk is frightening.

[JennyMominFL]

That dress looks awful

[Rabithed]

Geez where is that wedding dress store? The gates of hell? What a creepy cryptkeeper saleswoman! 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sasha cannot do odd jobs under the table?

A woman from my dance class is working on getting her permanent residency (or whatever it’s called) for the US. She said she wasn’t even allowed to volunteer.

[Eldemarge]

I never had a bride/wedding dream when I was a little girl.  I was too focused on being either Catwoman, Ann Miller, or a Romanian gymnast.

[Pepper Mostly]

She dreamed of getting married at the beach! How original!

Sister Betsy is here to "support" her. Which means she'll be lobbing the poisoned barbs as fast as she ever can. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I find Tania more loathesome than Jasmin, but it’s a little bit like No.1 and No. 1-a.

[KateHearts]

thumbs down on dress #1.

[charmed1]

And now for the scripted broke ass bride visit to the bridal boutique. No David’s Bridal for these socialites.

[Floatingbison]

I'm betting they'll go to either Seaside or Cannon Beach for the wedding.  

[RealReality]

Greta out here spilling the tea!

[Gigglepuff]

The decor in the dress shop. Yikes. 

[HappyDancex2]

Emily's hair and face and weight changes so much in what seems like not enough time passing....What is going on here?   Is this makeup?!    The sister seems heavier as well.

[sainte-chapelle]

Betsy.....Emily already had a child with this asshat, it is already too late

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I never had a bride/wedding dream when I was a little girl.  I was too focused on being either Catwoman, Ann Miller, or a Romanian gymnast.

So which one did you grow up to be?

[KateHearts]

cream color does Emily NO GOOD.

[LookABird]

I think Emily is trying to look like Luna Lovegood with that hair.

[Armchair Critic]

I just see Rachel Dratz when I look at Emily's sister

[Hangin Out]

3 minutes ago, Inga said:

Omg with Emily’s new hair and pale skin, she looks like a dead bride in that dress 

She reminds me of the bride in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disney.

[kacesq]

Emily looks horrible in that dress but eh, she picked Sasha, she has crap taste....

How many more episodes in this slosh of a season?

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

And now for the scripted broke ass bride visit to the bridal boutique. No David’s Bridal for these socialites.

That plaid wallpaper with the paisley curtains ... so sophisticated!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sasha is going to give her shit over her appearance in the wedding dress, but he’ll like it enough to keep his visa option open.

[Rabithed]

When did Emily turn 45? That hair color is aging her. 

[Frozendiva]

Betsy, you are probably dubious of a man who is going on a third marriage.

[RealReality]

"you're not exactly a virgin bride"

Oh the shaaaaaaaade of it all!

[HappyDancex2]

I was thinking on going platinum blonde but now I think I'll pass.   Looks like too much maintenance for my lifestyle.  And when done haphazardly looks.....haphazard.   Yikes

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I never had a bride/wedding dream when I was a little girl.  I was too focused on being either Catwoman, Ann Miller, or a Romanian gymnast.

I wanted to be Wonder Woman (Linda Carter version)

[Frozendiva]

I like the dog in the Expedia commercials.

[KateHearts]

Sequim Mike is like "please get the hell out of my house, dude."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

I think Emily is trying to look like Luna Lovegood with that hair.

I thought this was Jasmin’s sister.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

So which one did you grow up to be?

None of the above, but I do own a couple of cats.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I like the dog in the Expedia commercials.

The woman's facial expression when she looks at the dog cracks me up. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

cream color does Emily NO GOOD.

Washes her out

[Inga]

Also, that dress for a beach wedding?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I never had a bride/wedding dream when I was a little girl.  I was too focused on being either Catwoman, Ann Miller, or a Romanian gymnast.

I wanted to be Wonder Woman (Linda Carter version)

I wanted to be the blonde in ABBA (Agnetha), I would sing into my hairbrush along to their songs. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

The woman's facial expression when she looks at the dog cracks me up. 

The dog does a really good guilt face.

1 minute ago, Inga said:

Also, that dress for a beach wedding?

She could have gone to a department store to find one for a beach wedding.

[Hangin Out]

1 minute ago, KateHearts said:

Sequim Mike is like "please get the hell out of my house, dude."

I’m afraid the lunatic is going to run and stop him from getting on that plane.  I’ve seen stupid people in my life, but he takes the cake.  Dumbass.

[Gobi]

Does anyone know the exact time and date that the first episode of 90DF aired? I need to know if we're astrologically compatible.

[Floatingbison]

Back in Sequim.  I wonder how Uncle Beau has managed?  I'll bet there's beer cans all over the barn.

[Armchair Critic]

Funny that they have 3 Michaels on this show, reminds me of grade school. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uncle Bo sells the diamond ring for some meth supplies.

[hookedontv]

Did Mike just whistle for Bo like a dog? 

[Inga]

Oh boy, thank goodness for subtitles 

[Pepper Mostly]

See where you stand? Mike. Come on. She does not love you. She's crazy as a goddamn loon. She gave back your ring. You two are done. Go join match.com. Find someone who isn't certifiable.