90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[OoogleEyes]

That song really is about a stalker,  isn't it 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Why does Avery's mom continue to throw up roadblocks that she knows will have no effect on Avery?  

I know its hard but she needs to shut up and let Avery make the mistake. Everytime she says something like I'll flip out of you have a baby in Syria, dum dum Avery stiffens in her resolve to do the exact opposite of what her mom says. 

[HappyDancex2]

So Darcey is (now) crying (again) because Tom is dancing with other women at a salsa club (kinda) because she doesn't salsa and only wants to grind (weird at a salsa club unless it's legit bachata lol).   Her insecurity is EXHAUSTING.

How she functions IRL is mind boggling.   Who is this tragic?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Kareem said:

I was hoping a condor would come come and pick him up and take him away.

Can we please send Tim to The Land of the Lost?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

You could be right. Plus, it's obvious he desperately wants children.

He’s got issues for sure.  

[brillia79]

That Hershey’s commercial was a whole lie! No way I’m trading peanut butter cups for a regular old Hershey bar!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Another S African!

Let’s hope he’s not a heroine addicted gambling man that steals fridges if and when he pleases

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

How much can Avery do without Teri's money? Let her sponsor her own marriage and figure out her own passage to Syria. Why are they even discussing it?

I think Avery has a job. Teri said "what about your job??"

[Floatingbison]

Next season:  The Hyena Triplets.

[Frozendiva]

Having a hard time keeping up tonight. Everyone is so fast!

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

I'm looking forward to these two "exploring" Syria  followed by a  camera crew.

Wait til she trots over to the local drugstore for some lipstick and a bomb goes off. She’ll be on the phone ( if she can get a signal) to mommy begging for her help pretty damn fast. 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

How much can Avery do without Teri's money? Let her sponsor her own marriage and figure out her own passage to Syria. Why are they even discussing it?

"A good life to you kid. You's married now, you're off my payroll."

Yes but now Teri is all wound up about getting Omar here so the brat won't go to Syria so she's vowed to help on the spousal Visa. Which is probably what Avery wanted all along...

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I know its hard but she needs to shut up and let Avery make the mistake. Everytime she says something like I'll flip out of you have a baby in Syria, dum dum Avery stiffens in her resolve to do the exact opposite of what her mom says. 

Avery’s mother needs to read up on ‘reverse psychology’.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

WTF looks like Zied has a twin on the next season

That’s what I said to my dog 😀

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Can we please send Tim to The Land of the Lost?

Land of the Misfit Toys. He kind of looks like that elf character with that gigantic head of his. 

[hoosiermom]

That laugh sounded like is was recorded and in a loop. Geeze.

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Let’s hope he’s not a heroine addicted gambling man that steals fridges if and when he pleases

I will be disappointed if he isn't deeply flawed in some way. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Let’s hope he’s not a heroine addicted gambling man that steals fridges if and when he pleases

Think Toaster Ovens or hot pots.

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sir, unattended bags in the airport will be seized and searched for explosives.

Hope I don't traumatize you all, but last time I left Seattle, the air attendant got on the plane and started waving around a backpack that someone had left in the boarding area. She asked everybody if it was theirs. It wasn't so she took it back off. Unnerving to say the least.

[Adeejay]

10 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

I'm looking forward to these two "exploring" Syria  followed by a  camera crew.

Good luck getting a camera crew to go to Syria.  Especially now that the U.S. has pulled out.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Having a hard time keeping up tonight. Everyone is so fast!

I know, and I type one handed

[Gigglepuff]

Oh Ben, you're such a drip. 

[Gobi]

Ben is finally giving Bikini the sausage.

[Floatingbison]

Ben:  gullible.  Deluded.  Pedantic.   Humorless.  Desperate. Hapless.

Edited October 14, 2019 by Floatingbison

[hisbunkie]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

At that point you wonder why they don't want to take the relationship to that level and maybe they are struggling with their sexuality.

Or they are struggling with the relationship and the person. 
Doubt means don’t. 

i give Tim a lot of credit for not just jumping into bed with this girl. She obviously has little respect for him. Sees him as a weak pussy. Imagine what she’s going to be like when the newness of the relationship wears off. 

I wonder what we would be saying if the genders were reversed. Imagine Tim making snide remarks about Jeniffer for not being as feminine as he expects. Calling her a dyke, expecting her to know how to cook and clean and iron and sew?  There would be a revolt on this board. 

[Twopper]

Someone get Alkilini another pair of earring. 

Avery is a mess--just a mini me of her mother.   I think her conversion was just so she would be seen as exotic among her friends and fam.   Just a way to stand out. 

[kacesq]

Look at these two passionately in love people!! Look at the joy as they prepare for the happiest day of their lives!

[Mr. Miner]

These two kids are so in love.

[Pepper Mostly]

So here we are, Ben and Akinyi At Home. 

Ben: where's the pan? 

Akinky: (eyeroll): in the cupboard. Where it always is. 

Ben is just a damp rag. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Benjamin, that’s not enough to buy a water buffalo.

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Can we please send Tim to The Land of the Lost?

Tim looks like a Sleestak for sure

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ben is finally giving Bikini the sausage.

Or Weiner or a bratwurst? He may surprise us in the sausage department 

[Floatingbison]

Bikini is in on the long con.  She's the shill bidder to drive up brideprice.

[charmed1]

Oh wow. I’m sitting here watching this and totally forgot Ben was on. He’s that bland.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Benjamin, that’s not enough to buy a water buffalo.

You beat me to it!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ben:  gullible.  Deluded.  Pedantic.   Humorless.  Desperate. Hapless.

A broke, grody nutbag.

[renatae]

5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So I worked with an Irish guy named St. John, pronounced ‘syngin’.   I think TLC needs to find better caption writers LOL.  

Absolutely! Unless his mother was not too well lettered, lol.

[Gigglepuff]

Teem. 

[kacesq]

What a sad little egg...

[greekmom]

Maybe Bikini should have told drippy Ben approximately how much it would cost to buy her before he came over. 

[Adeejay]

Akinyi is scamming the heck out of Benjamin. I wish he would just walk away.

[Julyolo]

Benjamin is a user. Who in their right mind would think that he could buy a woman for $800? What a pig.

Edited October 14, 2019 by Julyolo

[humbleopinion]

Tom is doing the hokey pokey with his regular square dance partners  to show off to America and showcase his Fame Ho-ness on this basic cable show

Darcey is just a lump Tom has to push around while she teeters on her heels as her eyes well up from yet another insecurity.....they are piling up like cords of firewood....

[Drogo]

$800!!!!!!!!? 

Fuckhead.

[tvrox]

Yeah these two should not get married. Go home save some money!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Bikini is in on the long con.  She's the shill bidder to drive up brideprice.

I smell a scam at 100 feet

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Is that new 90 Day Fiance guy named Sing Sing like the prison?

We had a Siamese cat named Sing Sing.    Oops, my bad, she was Sing Ling.

[Frozendiva]

Benjamin, you will have had an interesting vacation and you can eventually find someone more suitable for you.

[charmed1]

Drascilla, come eat these eggs off the counter with your feet. Ben’s boring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

BFD = Boston Fire Department? I’m ashamed for my state.