90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Julyolo]

Oh yes Tom, please show Darcy the dog park! Then she'll know she's not the only one that comes away with stuff on the bottom of her shoe.

[Floatingbison]

Tom's sister . . . .woah. . . .

[Andi27]

Tweed. Cricket. Bulldog.

Tom is trying so hard to be the most English man in the world.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Darcy's clothes look ridiculous

At least she wore flats to walk the dog. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Why do Tom and his sister have different accents? 

She has a Birmingham accent (I was born there). It’s not a glamorous place, very industrial like Detroit. Tommy boy is affecting everything. 

[Frozendiva]

Tom, you're the one stuck with Darcey. Not your sister. Her opinion, while nice, does not matter.

[Bryce Lynch]

After seeing Darcey and Boyce, I realize Tom has a type.

[Baltimore Betty]

How fast do we think Darcey will cry at dinner with Tom's sister? After appetizers but before dessert, right?

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Why do Tom and his sister have different accents? 

His sister sounds like Eliza Doolittle.

[Armchair Critic]

I like the name Emma. That's my say something nice. 🙂

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she wearing slippers and pleather pants to walk the dog

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

The same pants she wore to dinner and to the club. She has a versatile wardrobe. 

All that luggage and she's wearing the same thing twice? 

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

LOLLLLL Tom totally meant for that dog to drag Darcey to death.

No, he totally means for clown cheeked sister to drag her to death (figuratively).

[Toodleoo]

Oooh girl, SisterTom looks like she ran face first into Deavan on Geisha Day

[LucyEth]

Is that little man the sister's husband?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

The same pants she wore to dinner and to the club. She has a versatile wardrobe. 

Those pants must smell like rotting fish. 

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, Sister Tom putting it ALL out there!  

[LennieBriscoe]

This is so not the lifestyle Darcey is seeking, though it probably should be. Enough with the Cougar in the Clubs routine.

Sis is not having it.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's a preacher in a Christian church. They have weddings all right. Akinyi is full of shit. The whole lot of them are so impossibly unlikable I can't figure out who I hate the most. 

I think she is bearing false witness about the bride price and being married.   Ben,  I don't like you very much, but GOOGLE is your friend.

https://www.statelaw.go.ke/getting-married-in-kenya/

[Floatingbison]

Shut up Sister Tom

[kacesq]

Just now, Andi27 said:

Tweed. Cricket. Bulldog.

Tom is trying so hard to be the most English man in the world.

Next week he’ll tell us he’s one of Archie Windsor’s godparents!

oh no Tom’s sister and BF did not just comment on makeup...do they not have mirrors????

[poeticlicensed]

The blush on Tom's sister is something. 

[Armchair Critic]

Emma's boyfriend has no room to talk about Darcey's makeup when Tom's sister has fuscha colored blush on

[charmed1]

They served Darcey a drink in a pot. Very appropriate.

[Andi27]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She has a Birmingham accent (I was born there). It’s not a glamorous place, very industrial like Detroit. Tommy boy is affecting everything. 

EXACTLY.

I didn't realize he still lived in Nottingham.

[Gigglepuff]

Did Darcey just say Tom's the dream man from her vision board? 

[Mercolleen]

I feel like I just saw three different Tom hair dos in three different Tom talking heads. 

[Julyolo]

So Tom's sister is thinking, gee Tom went to Albania, and came back with a Vampire as a souvenir.

[PityFree]

10 months apart?? Their poor mom!!

[VioletNevermind]

This persnickety asshole has been with “hundreds” of women?!  

[Armchair Critic]

Tom's sister is a shit stirrer and I am here for it

[brillia79]

Lies from the pit of Hell! Tom has not been with hundreds of women! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we are, the famous "Grilling by the Relatives" scene. 

[LucyEth]

This is so scripted.  No one asks that kind of invasive questions about someone else's relationship.

[Floatingbison]

Good answer, Darcey.  "he's worth it."   Serious post:  that was a nice comment.

[deedee2]

Darcey's teeth are way too white.

[Neurochick]

Tom’s sister really shouldn’t talk about anybody’s make up.  I mean, what’s that shit on her face?  She’s ugly inside and outside.

[Gigglepuff]

What's a vision board though? I'm very hung up on what she said. 

[Armchair Critic]

Who are all these women that Tom is being such a playboy with?!

[Floatingbison]

Darcey should ask SisterTom why she's so fucking fat.

Edited October 7, 2019 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

This persnickety asshole has been with “hundreds” of women?!  

Yeah, but most of them were imaginary. 

[Bryce Lynch]

Tom has been with hundreds of women?  I think I am moving to England.

[Toodleoo]

MAYBE WE COULD ALL HANG OUT AND DO SOMETHING TERRIBLY AWKWARD YAAAAAY

[Gigglepuff]

lol, of course Darcey has to get in one last sip. 

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

What's a vision board though? I'm very hung up on what she said. 

Think Pinterest.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

What's a vision board though? I'm very hung up on what she said. 

It’s Oprah, dream it and it will come true

Edited October 7, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[PityFree]

Darcy is wearing a black bra with her white top.

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey to Tom: I love you

Tom: *crickets*

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Who are all these women that Tom is being such a playboy with?!

We met two of them a few weeks ago, remember? The very definition of "slag"

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy won’t be that easy to get rid of cause she’s a stage 4 clinger.