90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[charmed1]

OMG, I cannot listen to Benjamin’s voice anymore. He sounds like a combination of Bill Lumbergh and Beavis & Butthead’s teacher. It’s like nasally and droned at the same time. Especially when he was sitting there lecturing her about the dangers of alcohol. 

[brillia79]

Ben’s been looking for a reason to drop Akeni ever since he realized he doesn’t have bride price money.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They seem very comfortable together and to really enjoy each other's company. I like them on Pillow Talk. I think we were sold a bill of goods on their story. 

They are one of the few couples who have bettered themselves after being on the show. Apparently they live in the southwest and have a real place to live now. They make appearances in conjunction with the show. 

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How much do we think Zuchinni Bikinis bride price is in American $? 10,000?

$59.99 plus tax.

[Julyolo]

Just now, Julyolo said:

Ben is not much of a guy for details, I take it. Usually you find out when you are actually getting married. In whatever country.

[Armchair Critic]

Bring on Tom's sister!

[Angry Moldovan]

Again another one with zero cultural knowledge. Wikipedia isn’t that hard Ben, just type in marriage customs Kenya 

[Mercolleen]

Yay, I forgot that we get to see Darcy again!

[kacesq]

I can’t believe Long Island Medium is still on...

[poeticlicensed]

80 bucks for groceries and 125 for a wife? Sounds like a deal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Olive Garden commercial makes me hungry for pasta.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t believe Long Island Medium is still on...

Who could have predicted that?

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t believe Long Island Medium is still on...

Or that she still has that hairstyle. Even Michelle Duggar got rid of her 80’s glory bangs.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How much do we think Zuchinni Bikinis bride price is in American $? 10,000?

$1.98

(RIP Rip Torn)

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

80 bucks for groceries and 125 for a wife? Sounds like a deal.

Does this fool realize what he's going to have to spend before Akinyi arrives in Arizona?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

Yay, I forgot that we get to see Darcy again!

 I thought it would be boring when I heard Darcey was coming back but her story line has been interesting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben is full of shit. He wants to be engaged but he's not sure he wants to marry her? Newsflash! if you want to be engaged you want to get married! He's just mad because he's not calling the shots. He thought he gallop in as the Great White American Savior, rescuing his "Hot Chocolate" from her life of poverty and deprivation. And that everyone in her family would be enthusiastic about this. Now he's catching on that Akinyi is an actual person. He's a dick 

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

OMG, I cannot listen to Benjamin’s voice anymore. He sounds like a combination of Bill Lumbergh and Beavis & Butthead’s teacher. It’s like nasally and droned at the same time. Especially when he was sitting there lecturing her about the dangers of alcohol. 

I detest him. He's smug and ignorant and an ugly American.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, brillia79 said:

Or that she still has that hairstyle. Even Michelle Duggar got rid of her 80’s glory bangs.

I’ve become hair challenged in my senior years. I’ll take any hair, any style, any height.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

 I thought it would be boring when I heard Darcey was coming back but her story line has been interesting.

Better than the rest. I can't wait for her to cry at Tom's sister.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who could have predicted that?

Not the Psychic Friends Network or Miss Cleo, I think they went belly up!

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

OMG, I cannot listen to Benjamin’s voice anymore. He sounds like a combination of Bill Lumbergh and Beavis & Butthead’s teacher. It’s like nasally and droned at the same time. Especially when he was sitting there lecturing her about the dangers of alcohol. 

No wonder she tried to drink all those margaritas.     I find it helps.   Not that his speaking is less irritation;  it is that I don't really care anymore.  

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Does this fool realize what he's going to have to spend before Akinyi arrives in Arizona?

K1 costs are gonna cut into his twinkie and wish sandwich grocery budget severely.

[LennieBriscoe]

Upcoming:

Darcey and her 0.07! She's hoping for "50 Shades of Gray," and he's all "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"!

Veronica and Jenniffer have a Battle of the Manly Jawlines!

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy and Tom's picture: "Hi! I'm Darcy and these are my tits!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy, desperation is not in fashion.

[Armchair Critic]

Is Darcey holding back tears? uh oh it looks like her face was quivering

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The farmers' markets here do not usually have live animals.

Mine in Leesport,  PA, does.

[blubld43]

How much luggage did she bring?!

[Gigglepuff]

That's a crazy amount of luggage for a few days in Albania. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 I thought it would be boring when I heard Darcey was coming back but her story line has been interesting.

I’m living for this hot mess

[charmed1]

Yikes. Is Darcey shivering or having a seizure? 

[Mr. Miner]

Ridiculous amount of luggage. 

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Does this fool realize what he's going to have to spend before Akinyi arrives in Arizona?

Maybe Father Bikini will let Ben put her on lay away.

[sainte-chapelle]

I've been loving the Darcey storyline....maybe she will be on again next year with a new man.

[VioletNevermind]

He’s not “pulling away,“ Darcey.  He never pulled close. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god she's crying again. 

[poeticlicensed]

All that luggage! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is she menopausal? What’s with the instant tears?

[Angry Moldovan]

What do you mean pulling away? That would imply that you two were tight

[goofygirl]

Oh boy... Darcy's crying already!

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Again another one with zero cultural knowledge. Wikipedia isn’t that hard Ben, just type in marriage customs Kenya 

His correcting her pronunciation of "zebra" was telling. No respect for another country, its people, their customs, or even the way they name animals native to their country.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Drinking game - Every time Darcey has a drink, take a drink.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ahhhh, so Tommy boy is trolling her again by ignoring her

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey thought she was going to be Julia Roberts and he was Hugh Grant in 'Notting Hill'

She can't even carry on a conversation without crying.

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is Darcey holding back tears? uh oh it looks like her face was quivering

The botox is shifting

[Twopper]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy, desperation is not in fashion.

But there seems to be a  surplus of it on these shows----Jenny, Avery, Darcy.   Plus Angie's desperation for an egg and egg toter.   

[brillia79]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ben is full of shit. He wants to be engaged but he's not sure he wants to marry her? Newsflash! if you want to be engaged you want to get married! He's just mad because he's not calling the shots. He thought he gallop in as the Great White American Savior, rescuing his "Hot Chocolate" from her life of poverty and deprivation. And that everyone in her family would be enthusiastic about this. Now he's catching on that Akinyi is an actual person. He's a dick 

Oh, you mean you didn’t love his “I can’t marry a drunk, she might hurt my kid” speech from last week after Akenyi had a couple drinks while his kid was in the other side of the world?

Now we know why his first wife left him. Well... it’s confirmed what we already knew.

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ben is full of shit. He wants to be engaged but he's not sure he wants to marry her? Newsflash! if you want to be engaged you want to get married! He's just mad because he's not calling the shots. He thought he gallop in as the Great White American Savior, rescuing his "Hot Chocolate" from her life of poverty and deprivation. And that everyone in her family would be enthusiastic about this. Now he's catching on that Akinyi is an actual person. He's a dick 

I don't get any of that from watching Ben.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Bryce Lynch said:

Maybe Father Bikini will let Ben put her on lay away.

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