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[PityFree]

You ARE an ATM machine to them, Pole.

[Neurochick]

Oh no Paul and Karine.

I agree with him about the food.  Paul needed to tell these folks that he’s not a fucking ATM.

[charmed1]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Can’t Jesse just call Darcy and break up with her? Why come all the way back to the U.S. to do that? Apparently TLC is footing the bill for this drama. 

Free refills?

The Little Couple! I haven’t seen that show in so long. Look how much the kids have grown! Aww.

[Miss Chevious]

Paul says he feels like he’s an ATM machine. News flash, to Kreeny’s Family, you are an ATM!

[PeaceLily2]

Mother Paul’s eyebrows.

[iwasish]

Maybe because it’s a private address, she needs a letter. In case they need to find her if she overstays.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Can’t Jesse just call Darcy and break up with her? Why come all the way back to the U.S. to do that? Apparently TLC is footing the bill for this drama. 

Two words. Free refills. 

[aliya]

Marta: "My faith means a lot to me."

Hmm. Twelve years of Catholic school. Toyed with being a nun (like begging my parents to let me go to a 'pre-nun' school at 14). Worked at a Catholic university. Nowhere in that whole experience did anyone say that stripping was an appropriate profession.

And, your faith can't mean too much because your daughter doesn't know what modest means. She should have learned that from you, mom.  I belong to another religion now, one which fosters modest dress and behavior. The young girls know what that means. And yes, you can be stylish and modest.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Muh heart can’t take this much hurt!

That pain she feels in her heart is not because of Maa-chool, it's because of the Marlboro's.

[charmed1]

Pole’s mother has that LuAnn Platter hairdo.

[PityFree]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Mother Paul’s eyebrows.

She gave Paul her eyebrows so he would remember her while on this trip. She had to draw some new ones on with a marker.

[AussieBabe]

Pole listen to your mother. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

And goats.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tincansailor981 said:

And booty shaking from her mom, and grandmom

Stripper Dynasty. Which would make a much more interesting show than these endless multiples. And Duggars. Take a hint, TLC. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Can we have a show of hands of who has just fallen in love with Pole's mother?

[PityFree]

 Paul, your parents managed to stay married because they can actually speak the same language.

[Adeejay]

I can well imagine that they are using Paul as their personal ATM.  I don't blame him for putting his foot down.  

[Granny58]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

She gave Paul her eyebrows so he would remember her while on this trip. She had to draw some new ones on with a marker.

Lol...hilarious!

[Gigglepuff]

Flashing on Mother from Pshyco. 

Mother Pole is going to be rocking in chair years after her death. 

[Neurochick]

Look at the whale in pink.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangela really is a class act, huh?

My eyes! My eyes!

[Pepper Mostly]

Narrator: Things do not get better. 

[AussieBabe]

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he accidentally hit her with that bag. Angela please cover up your tits.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Grangela really is a class act, huh?

Surprised she didn't have her feet on the dash

[Miss Chevious]

Black eye. Black guy. Tee hee!

[Chickabiddy]

Me and Karine.

Me and Melissa.

Me and Hazel 

ugh, it’s like  I am watching the slow but relentless deterioration of the English language in real time. I weep for the future.

Oh, and Angela is gross...just gross. 

[ALittleShelfish]

Timing is everything.  

[PeaceLily2]

Wow!  Angela is looking OLD.  She can’t be 52.

[snarkish]

THAT was the best comedy thus far this season! Grangela snoring away, Mah-KUL "accidentally" smacks her with the bag..."I'm gonna have a black eye!" "Black GUY?" 

I'm dead, folks. *Using a KLEENEX to wipe my eyes, Rachel*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael: I still love Trump, I mean, you, Angela.

[Straycat80]

Anyone else think Michael bopped Angela in the face with the bag on purpose? Lol! I got a Black Eye. Michael: Black guy? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

9 minutes ago, PityFree said:

How long can a stripper’s career last? she’s 30 and already had two kids. Unless she wants to be a strip club DJ, I think she’d better look into another industry.

I’m sure that’s why she is looking to snag a hottie from Algeria.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Anyone else think Michael bopped Angela in the face with the bag on purpose? Lol! I got a Black Eye. Michael: Black guy? 

Those two are comedy gold, I tell ya!

[Neurochick]

Just now, Chickabiddy said:

Me and Karine.

Me and Melissa.

Me and Hazel 

ugh, it’s like  I am watching the slow but relentless deterioration of the English language in real time. I weep for the future.

Oh, and Angela is gross...just gross. 

I didn’t realize I was in a college English class.

Interesting that Michael speaks English better than a lot of the Americans.

[configdotsys]

LOL, Michael: If Angela doesn't marry him he lost all the time he spent scamming her and his ticket to America.

I'm wondering if Karine's mother's "my daughter is suffering" means that she's having a nervous breakdown or something and we've been led to speculate that it has something to do with a pregnancy. 

[lucy711]

I am going to say one nice thing about Angela.  She's smarter than Nicole.

[AussieBabe]

There's NO way in hell Angela is only 52. It's just not possible.

[greekmom]

Geez the smoking and sun damage has aged Grangela.

[Miss Chevious]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I’m sure that’s why she is looking to snag a hottie from Algeria.  

Why go all the way to Algeria? You’d think she could meet a man here. Like at work, for starters. She probably meets more men than most gals, thanks to her line of work.

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, aliya said:

Marta: "My faith means a lot to me."

Hmm. Twelve years of Catholic school. Toyed with being a nun (like begging my parents to let me go to a 'pre-nun' school at 14). Worked at a Catholic university. Nowhere in that whole experience did anyone say that stripping was an appropriate profession.

And, your faith can't mean too much because your daughter doesn't know what modest means. She should have learned that from you, mom.  I belong to another religion now, one which fosters modest dress and behavior. The young girls know what that means. And yes, you can be stylish and modest.

Maybe she was molested by a Catholic priest. 

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Two words. Free refills. 

I have too much invested in their relationship drama to have it end with phone call. I need closure. And tears. And petty arguments. 

[Neurochick]

Angela looks old enough to be my mother and I’m 58.

[libgirl2]

4 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

Wow!  Angela is looking OLD.  She can’t be 52.

I just turned 53 and I feel like frickin' a super model next to her. I think Michael would actually like me.

Edited September 24, 2018 by libgirl2

[PityFree]

Just now, iwasish said:

I have too much invested in their relationship drama to have it end with phone call. I need closure. And tears. And petty arguments. 

And camera time.

[lucy711]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

There's NO way in hell Angela is only 52. It's just not possible.

I was thinking that too, but it is possible.  If you look at photos of people years ago they looked like they were 50 when they were 30.  That's what happens when the sun damages your skin and you don't take care of yourself (and eat a crappy diet). 

[sconstant]

Just now, iwasish said:

I have too much invested in their relationship drama to have it end with phone call. I need closure. And tears. And petty arguments. 

And "babe"s.  Plus at least one walk out and one edited end of episode that makes clear they are done for good, followed by a different version in the next episode.

[Drogo]

5 minutes ago, Chickabiddy said:

Me and Karine.

Me and Melissa.

Me and Hazel 

"I and Angela."

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Angela looks old enough to be my mother and I’m 58.

Same here. And those floppy boobs ......

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

I just turned 53 and I feel like frickin' a super model next to her.

If only I needed a Greencard....

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Angela looks old enough to be my mother and I’m 58.

I'd like to be friends with Angela just because she would make me look younger. ;)