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[Gobi]

Stick in that knife and give it a twist, Tommy boy! None of the old in-out in-out for you tonight.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tommy boy is brutal, ouch!

[Mierin]

Just now, greekmom said:

Tom's a fucking liar. He wouldn't have proposed in the Canaries.

Agreed.  When I heard that, I thought 'Oh dangle that carrot, Tom'  He knows she's desperate for a proposal.

[hisbunkie]

I’m Team Tom on this trip thing. The idea was for Darcey and Tom get to know each other. There is no romance in driving around with another couple going to a flea market. 

Going somewhere warm and beachy would be more appropriate..

[Julyolo]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ew it does look like he’s wearing tinted lip balm. Tom, stop lying. You weren’t going to propose, mofo.

Tom has a bad case of mean looking mouth.

[kacesq]

How many blessings does Akinyi need to marry Hairy? 

[For Cereals]

Ok like he was really going to propose.  He said that to upset her...

[Bryce Lynch]

Over/Under on times Zied says "baby" during the no job discussion is 3.5.

[Floatingbison]

That's what I posted last week!! Albania is a certified shithole, and she just dragged Tom there to show off for her sister.    

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

Yeah, but don't you LOVE that he's yanking her chain?  I do!!!!!!

It's so great...

[Adeejay]

Tom is full of crap.  He had no intention of proposing to Darcey.  Location be damned. 

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

Yeah, but don't you LOVE that he's yanking her chain?  I do!!!!!!

This!!!! Tom knows exactly what he is doing!  And I love it

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey is an emotional basket case, she doesn't get that the way she acts repels men instead of attracts them.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

Yeah, but don't you LOVE that he's yanking her chain?  I do!!!!!!

He’s stirring up the bees nest just to get a reaction. I salute you Tommy boy

[poeticlicensed]

YSL commercial. Darcy must be impressed! Normally it's that brat from Care.com

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yeah! How can he lie to her like that without even flinching

The PA gave him his lines before they shot the scene. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How many blessings does Akinyi need to marry Hairy? 

His back, I’ve never seen such a hairy back before

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Drat, I have a dentist appt early so I need to go to bed before Pillow Talk.  I hope they get to watch the part about Avery's wedding.  

yeah, sure.   Tell yourself that , Avery.  Really,  there is no way I believe that for your entire life you have wanted to have your wedding in a Muslim country with only your mom present to someone you have only spent a few days with in person.    I can't believe she said that with a straight face.

While sitting in plastic outdoor chairs and dressed like Obi-Wan.

[Bryce Lynch]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He has time to think about it, it's Ramadan.

I think every day will be Ramadan until Omar gets his green card.

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yeah! How can he lie to her like that without even flinching

He wants to punish her for dragging him to fucking Albania to watch her and Stacey have a pissing contest.

[TigerLily20]

How long until Darcy throws a shoe at Tom.....

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

YSL commercial. Darcy must be impressed! Normally it's that brat from Care.com

She insisted on some high end sponsors. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m beginning to like Tom. Yikes!

[usernameG]

I was totally bored with the episode until I could watch Tom crush Darcey...

[greekmom]

Just now, Ellie Godfrey said:

He wants to punish her for dragging him to fucking Albania to watch her and Stacey have a pissing contest.

Albania costed a fraction of the price of the Canaries and it's still pretty.

But yeah, the pissing contest with her and Stacey was a damper.

[LookABird]

55 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 There really needs to be a limit of ONE in the number of K9 visa spouses people can bring over.

Woof.

[Dance4Life]

Darcy ....go home to your daughters.

stop dick chasing internationally!  

I knew she was going to find a way to get her sister more scenes on the show this season.

ya see!

 NO Proposal! 

Yall 2 together.....scare away all the men! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tom's crowning achievement will be telling Darcy she should work on herself. Come on Tom! We're all rooting for you!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m beginning to like Tom. Yikes!

Me too, I enjoy his subterfuge 

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

YSL commercial. Darcy must be impressed! Normally it's that brat from Care.com

Why don’t I get the fun stuff? It’s all depression meds and Cheerios commercials over here.

Edited September 23, 2019 by charmed1

[Mr. Miner]

TP Wedding dress? WTF?

[PityFree]

What is with all the cats?? 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Darcey is an emotional basket case, she doesn't get that the way she acts repels men instead of attracts them.

I have a colleague similar to Darcey. She’s exhausting. Desperately wanted to get married. She met, married, had a baby and divorced in less than three years. 

[Armchair Critic]

Zied is only good for giving the D, that is not love Rebecca

[Mercolleen]

41 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It reminds me of the scenes in Arrested Development when someone is sad

Cue the music ... do do doooooooo

[Auntie Anxiety]

You don’t have to be a private detective to see that Rebecca needs some new, better fitting, more supporting undergarments.

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Stick in that knife and give it a twist, Tommy boy! None of the old in-out in-out for you tonight.

She'll probably throw him a little just in case she can get him back in proposal mode. Of course, he was lying.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Tom's a fucking liar. He wouldn't have proposed in the Canaries.

She deserves it. She’s selfish, rude and inconsiderate. Now she’s going to cry and have a few drinks, probably drunk dial Jesse. I would have dumped her ass in the street while she was looking for shoes to wear so she wouldn’t be “shorter”than her fucking twin sister. 

She doesn’t really care who she marries as long as he’s breathing and preferably “foreign”. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Zied reminds me of the teletubby Po in that red sweater

[usernameG]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You don’t have to be a private detective to see that Rebecca needs some new, better fitting, more supporting undergarments.

And some wipes for her face...

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

I was totally bored with the episode until I could watch Tom crush Darcey...

Turning out to be his specialty. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

TP Wedding dress? WTF?

They really are running out of ideas

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

TP Wedding dress? WTF?

Canadian fashion designers used to compete in a competition by designing gowns made with TP.

[Armchair Critic]

"I work so much work"

Get real Rebecca, he will be a slug when you bring him back to America

[Pepper Mostly]

"I work so much work" 

Dear lord. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does smoking a hookah qualify as a special skill?

[Mr. Miner]

I was sure Zied worked at Jiffy Lube? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

His back, I’ve never seen such a hairy back before

George The Animal Steel made Ben's back look smooth as a baby's bottom.

[Eldemarge]

This bitch needs to get off her high horse.  

[Adeejay]

I believe Zied is lying and is unemployed. I remember him telling either his mom or his sister, "when I get to America, she gets me job."