90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Armchair Critic]

That man is way too good looking.... red flag!

[PityFree]

Oh gawd!  More translator apps!!! 

[AussieBabe]

Oh joy. Another mother who says her children come first. Let's see if she actually does. Her man? #IssaCatfish. TLC owes us a real one this season because Melissa was real. Don't people act like Nev and Max and reverse image search pretty, good looking people who randomly hit them up and only have 20 friends?

Edited September 17, 2018 by AussieBabe

[HappyDancex2]

Pole and Preggo 2.0

[Frozendiva]

Darcy, taking him back is more of the same dysfunction and codependency. You will never be the woman Jesse wants you to be.

[Gigglepuff]

OMG! Another translating app relationship? This has got to be fake. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

That man is way too good looking.... red flag!

That man is really Azan.

[hoosiermom]

another translation ap relationship. How romantic.

[PityFree]

Pol has inspired more people to find love despite language barriers.

[Neurochick]

Another couple with translation apps.

[usernameG]

Why does these grown women have stuffed animals all over the place? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe they can double date with Pole and Kreeny. No one can talk to each other.

[OoogleEyes]

Another idiot 

[Neurochick]

Just now, usernameG said:

Why does these grown women have stuffed animals all over the place? 

What’s wrong with stuffed animals?  I had plenty of them up until my thirties.

[greekmom]

So freaking sad how these women are looking for a man to protect them and take care of them and pass this down to their kids.  What about learning to stand on your own two feet?? Protecting yourself and your own and taking care of yourself and your own?? 

[Gobi]

Another delusional American.

[HappyDancex2]

Good Lord (no pun intended) she's CATHOLIC?????

[jacksgirl]

Only one thing that's bothering you Marta? Yikes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Her daughter is not a mini-me. They don’t even look like they’re related.

[Scarlett45]

Dia IS HANDSOME. whoosh I’m fanning myself. 

 

Okay in my defense, I am 32, but I’m childfree and I am NOT buying an airline ticket to go meet him. I’m just fanning myself over here.

 

Now Marta-who’s going to watch her kids while she’s gone? Can she afford this? Why is she talking about conversion and they haven’t even met?!!

[Deafening Roar]

Lol "he's busy all of the time" yeah, girl, that's it....

[LilaFowler]

The cracked ipad screen is killing me.

[jacksgirl]

Anybody else get the thought Isis bride in their head? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder if she sings hymns while she’s stripping.

[HappyDancex2]

Is it a producer thing for the foreigner to ghost the american right before they hop on the plane?

[Gigglepuff]

"What can I do?" 

Um...maybe stay the f at home with your children?? 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Another idiot 

Yup, no shortage of them.

He is pressuring her to convert to Muslim, WTF, they have never met in person?  RED FLAG, RED FLAG!

[Bubbacat]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

The cracked ipad screen is killing me.

Yes! Thank you! That's driving me nuts.

[Frozendiva]

Two kids and heading off to Algeria? Something is fishy. No one should push you into a religion.  There will be more. Move along.

[PityFree]

 The tables are kind of turn here there can’t be a lot of time left in her profession so she’s looking for someone to take care of her.

 

What is it with people with cracked iPad and iPhone screens? get them fixed, people. stop dropping them.

[snarkish]

WHY oh why do these people keep telling their young children about their prospects and introducing them? Before I met Mr. Snarkish, I was a single Mama dating in my 40's. I refused to let my  kids meet anyone until him, which was months after we first met and became serious. 

[Lady Iris]

nothing say true love like translator apps *eyeroll*

[Armchair Critic]

I'm just here for Grangela/Michael... I have said this before but she reminds me of Mama June.

[PeaceLily2]

Every time I see Angela talking, all I can think about is how bad her breath smells.

[Suzywriter]

What is wrong with these people??

[Scarlett45]

Just now, greekmom said:

So freaking sad how these women are looking for a man to protect them and take care of them and pass this down to their kids.  What about learning to stand on your own two feet?? Protecting yourself and your own and taking care of yourself and your own?? 

I know! Of course there is nothing wrong with an adult woman wanting adult companionship. I’m not one of those people who thinks because you’re a single mom you should never have sex and just watch Disney Jr all day- but there’s a big difference between having an adult relationship/your personal time AND wanted to be “taken care of”. Goodness. 

[kacesq]

I has e developed an irrational hatred for Marta's eyebrows.   Also...fellowPTVers....I am a single mom who loves her son more than anything...but I'm not looking for love on a karoeoke app, translator app, Facebook, Instagram....just want you to know we're out there lol.

[Neurochick]

The kids are going to stay with Marta’s mom while she’s gone.  Why not just be pen pals?

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

The cracked ipad screen is killing me.

I'd buy a new ipad before spending money on a ticket to see some Muslim gigilo .

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Anybody else get the thought Isis bride in their head? 

nope.  Catfish

[Deafening Roar]

I'm ok with meeting Marta if it means no more Darcey and Jesse!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey with her daughters, she acts like they're preschoolers. And she's about 13. "Group hug! Yaaaay!" Her girls looked rigid with embarrassment. Jesse is acting like he read how to speak to humans in a book. 

Milwaukee girl--WALK. AWAY. You've never even met this clown in person. He's pressuring you to convert? You don't have a relationship. He's a guy you message! For crying out loud, these eejits. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

The tables are kind of turn here there can’t be a lot of time left in her profession so she’s looking for someone to take care of her.

There is no shame in the lunch shift.  That is when the more mature dancers work, um so I hear.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

 

WHY oh why do these people keep telling their young children about their prospects and introducing them? Before I met Mr. Snarkish, I was a single Mama dating in my 40's. I refused to let my  kids meet anyone until him, which was months after we first met and became serious.

 

Obviously you really do really do love your kids more than anything else. These imbeciles think that if they say it, it’s true.

[Mercolleen]

"He has rock-hard abs." - Marta's son re: her Catfisher. Because that will make him a good stepdad.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

What is wrong with these people??

Where would you like for me to begin?

[HappyDancex2]

My Rice a Roni is resting.   Carry on

[Lady Iris]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I has e developed an irrational hatred for Marta's eyebrows.   Also...fellowPTVers....I am a single mom who loves her son more than anything...but I'm not looking for love on a karoeoke app, translator app, Facebook, Instagram....just want you to know we're out there lol.

what about a translator app? its all the rage these days!

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, snarkish said:

WHY oh why do these people keep telling their young children about their prospects and introducing them? Before I met Mr. Snarkish, I was a single Mama dating in my 40's. I refused to let my  kids meet anyone until him, which was months after we first met and became serious. 

Smart.   Oh wait you don't belong here.

[Deafening Roar]

The best part of Rachel/Jon is getting to see the beauty of England!! My dream is to visit there one day.