90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Drogo]

She's literally telling you you're not enough for her. 

Don't blame it on the men in America. 

[Frozendiva]

Communication, Laura. Tell him what you like.

[hoosiermom]

OMG. I have the same night shirt as her. Wal-Mart special.

Edited July 30, 2019 by hoosiermom
Spelling?

[JennyMominFL]

The two minute Tunisian is not man enough

[Julyolo]

Got here late but I do have my new laptop!

[greekmom]

oh lord. that was priceless.

[Bunnyette]

Um did Laura not read up on Tunisian culture?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing better than being humiliated on national tv.

[Caoimhe]

How did she think this was EVER going to be acceptable to him?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

OMG. I have the same night shirt as her. Wal-Matt special.

But not the hair?

[Drogo]

Aladin: Go inside, I will come. 

Laura (thinking): But I won't...

[HappyDancex2]

2 pump Tunisian chump

[OoogleEyes]

Throw it out??? Those things are expensive!

[deedee2]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He said he ate it, but to me it looked like he used sleight of hand to ditch it.

Oooo, more of his "black magic"!

[Caoimhe]

I think Tiffany’s sister might be smarter than Tiff, she doesn’t look too interested in calling Ronald her “brother”.

[JennyMominFL]

Thinking about throwing away the leopard sweater I just bought in the Nordstrom sale

[LennieBriscoe]

Was it possible that Aladin's idea of sex was too...wait for it...Caucasian?!

Edited July 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[hoosiermom]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Throw it out??? Those things are expensive!

You just wish yours were as nice. 😁

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Thinking about throwing away the leopard sweater I just bought in the Nordstrom sale

packing up my leopard leggings and throwing a return label on them as we speak....

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Throw it out??? Those things are expensive!

Some are $100 or more.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Thinking about throwing away the leopard sweater I just bought in the Nordstrom sale

Embrace your inner Laura, you can wear it while you watch. I would if I had any leopard print

[Drogo]

The number of men threatened by a pocket rocket directly correlates with the number of men who think they don't have enough sex. 

[Armchair Critic]

I once had a thing with somebody who is a local celebrity and he was the worst in bed, sometimes the best looking men suck in bed because they think you should be grateful just to be with them so they put no effort into it. Don't know if that's Aladin's problem or maybe he's just oblivious.

[Frozendiva]

I am not throwing away my new leopard case Charlotte Tilbury lipstick.

[Kareem]

Oh, wait till she pulls The Book out...  😳

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I am not throwing away my new leopard case Charlotte Tilbury lipstick.

I have the same one!

[LucyEth]

What a let down for Aladin, he is probably thinking she is lucky to have him and she blows up his ego by saying she is not satisfied.  

[Dance4Life]

Oh gosh!  People in the Middle East have lots of sex!  Lots of kids.  Prostitution is legal. There are so many war refugees prostitution is a normal job.

All those ancient cities even have Red Light Districts. Men can take many wives. (Which is just code for mistresses)

If she thought it was truly offensive she would never have this....vibrator storyline!

This woman....is just horny grandma.

And, has ZERO shame on reality tv with boy toy and purple microphone! 😘🎤🍆

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I once had a thing with somebody who is a local celebrity and he was the worst in bed, sometimes the best looking men suck in bed because they think you should be grateful just to be with them so they put no effort into it. Don't know if that's Aladin's problem or maybe he's just oblivious.

Was it the local weatherman? Spill the tea 😄

[Miss Chevious]

Laura better get used to 2 minute jiggy-jiggy. He ain’t gonna change. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I once had a thing with somebody who is a local celebrity and he was the worst in bed, sometimes the best looking men suck in bed because they think you should be grateful just to be with them so they put no effort into it. Don't know if that's Aladin's problem or maybe he's just oblivious.

Picts or it didn’t happen!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Biggest loser here is going to be poor Daniel. Tiffany sealed his future with this fiasco.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I once had a thing with somebody who is a local celebrity and he was the worst in bed, sometimes the best looking men suck in bed because they think you should be grateful just to be with them so they put no effort into it. Don't know if that's Aladin's problem or maybe he's just oblivious.

A friend told me "Short guys try harder." 

Aladin is neither short nor unattractive, so Laura's fucked (and not in the way she wants.)

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Miss Chevious said:

Laura better get used to 2 minute jiggy-jiggy. He ain’t gonna change. 

He definitely has a granny fetish if it’s all over in 2 minutes

[HappyDancex2]

He's really not American.  Most guys will double you up for a reason lol.  She really should have suggested it.   What's wrong with her?

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Picts or it didn’t happen!

Would you settle for Celts?

[Miss Chevious]

She’s going to marry Ronald no matter what her sister says.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m going to marry him no matter how bad a criminal and addict he is. 

[greekmom]

Daniel's screams scared the crap out of me.

[Drogo]

Shit I heard the screaming and assumed MyBoy had been captured by human traffickers. 

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Some are $100 or more.

Some lucky Quatar lady might find it. She’ll start a club with her buddies and they’ll pass the contraband around as they pass in the street markets. It will be like Oprah’s book club but better. 

[Bunnyette]

Now for something not so funny, yikes can Daniel scream...but speaking of leopards, Tiffany you know a leopard can’t change his spots?

[BradandJanet]

There are maids in the Middle East too. They empty the trash. Somebody will have fun with it. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

Daniel's screams scared the crap out of me.

Me too, he could have been trafficked 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So Tiffany will stand by what she said, and marry this loser?       Why does she keep saying she'll go back home, or it will break her heart?     Nothing will stop her from throwing her life away on him.

I said before that Tiffany is dumber than a box of hammers.    I apologize to hammers for saying that, because Tiffany is a total idiot on her own.   She's ruining her own life, and her child's.    

[Emmeline]

In some of those cultures, I’m sure the men have plenty of sex.  The problem is that women are treated as second class citizens and I’m sure many men don’t care if they are satisfied.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I once had a thing with somebody who is a local celebrity and he was the worst in bed, sometimes the best looking men suck in bed because they think you should be grateful just to be with them so they put no effort into it. Don't know if that's Aladin's problem or maybe he's just oblivious.

Was it Ted Baxter?

[LennieBriscoe]

"And YOU get one,  and YOU get one,  and....!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald has his speech down pat. 

[deedee2]

3 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Laura better get used to 2 minute jiggy-jiggy. He ain’t gonna change. 

He may even try to make better time. 😉