90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[endure]

WHY did Chantal phone er dumb ass parents?

[Gigglepuff]

Stooopid American! 

[Neurochick]

Chantel is as bad as Libby.  Don’t talk to your family about how fucked up your husband is and then get mad when they agree with you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why do these people tell their parents every nuance of their lives? And then get pissed off when their parents talk about it? Grow the hell up and handle your own problems.

[Pepper Mostly]

What, Chantel's parents want to fly down to the DR and throw down? Mama Chantel is taking off her rings right now! 

Chantel is an idiot. She calls her parents, she teases with this "its all a setup" shit, then gets the vapors and says she doesn't want to talk about it. YOU ARE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT IT. Gawd she is dumb and obtuse and an idiot. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 And now everybody’s going to the Dominican Republic!

I'll pay for them to stay at the hotel where Americans are croaking.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 And now everybody’s going to the Dominican Republic!

Good.  I hope they hit the mini- bar as soon as they get there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 And now everybody’s going to the Dominican Republic!

I’d go with Plan B, just because I prefer not dying there.

[Mercolleen]

Was the private investigator the one with multicolored hair? If yes, then definitely, please, bring her back!

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, endure said:

WHY did Chantal phone er dumb ass parents?

Because she is a dumbass.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Chantel is as bad as Libby.  Don’t talk to your family about how fucked up your husband is and then get mad when they agree with you.

It's why their marriages fail, they can't put their spouses first

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ellie Godfrey said:

I'll pay for them to stay at the hotel where Americans are croaking.

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Good.  I hope they hit the mini- bar as soon as they get there.

You two are wicked. I like that in a person. Come on over here and sit with me. I have wine. And a fresh baked lemon poppyseed cake with lemon buttercream. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Maybe Familia Pedro are serial killing stupid Americans who use the mini bar

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Pao, you have to let Russ handle the kid his own way or you’re never going to get any help with the kid.

I hope Russ brings his mom to Miami. They can all fight over the kid.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, endure said:

It's why their marriages fail, they can't put their spouses first

They’re all up their own butts. Not much room for someone else. 

Except Axel. He’s just a slacker. 

[endure]

6 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 And now everybody’s going to the Dominican Republic!

Pedro's mum is going to beat them up too!

Edited June 24, 2019 by endure

[Gigglepuff]

How do Trashley's friends even manage to feign sympathy for her? My eyes would have rolled right out of my head. 

[Frozendiva]

Time to collect hair and start sewing voodoo dolls.

[iwasish]

Trashley knew 3 days into the marriage Jay was cheating. I wish these shows would be sent to immigration and let them see what kind of fuckery these couples are up to. 

[talktoomuch]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Time to collect hair and start sewing voodoo dolls.

Pole's mom is all over it.

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You two are wicked. I like that in a person. Come on over here and sit with me. I have wine. And a fresh baked lemon poppyseed cake with lemon buttercream. 

I'm honored. 😋

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Libby's Romanian is really improving! LOL

[LucyEth]

Dad of Andrei looks very pleasant.

[Gigglepuff]

8 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 And now everybody’s going to the Dominican Republic!

Will the tiny cowboy hat make an appearance? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Time to collect hair and start sewing voodoo dolls.

Pole’s mom can help with that.

[hookedontv]

I’m behind, because the only way I can get through the 2 hours is to have the ability to fast forward lol. When Chantel was talking in her slow, lock jaw manner with Obed and she asked “who” when he said it was a setup, Chantel managed to make “who” a long drawn out 4 syllable word. 

She is beyond annoying for a zillion reasons. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Awwws the dad

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrei's dad is a very attractive man. He has a nice face. 

And seriously? He's never had, or heard of, a hamburger? I really hate this "dumb foreigner" thing that Sharp loves so much. 

[Armchair Critic]

I am afraid, my 13 year old just walked by and remarked that Andrrrei is cute. 😂

[AZChristian]

36 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Her mother is even worse! Sometimes she actually appears to be reading the script. Such great acting, this spin off show should be Emmy worthy. 

That may be how she manages to speak Spanish.  Cue cards. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Angry Moldolvian said:

Awwws the dad

He's cute. I hope he liked the burger!! 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Will the tiny cowboy hat make an appearance? 

Will she smuggle in her stun gun?

[endure]

Andriis Dad is a breath of fresh air this evening 

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor old dad. He does not want to hear this. 

[rideashire]

Andre's dad seems way too calm and nice and easy going to have raised Andre. 

[Julyolo]

7 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Because she is a dumbass.

The apples don't fall too far from the trees.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I am afraid, my 13 year old just walked by and remarked that Andrrrei is cute. 😂

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[charmed1]

Dear Andrei’s Dad,

First impressions last a lifetime and I’m so sorry your first impression of American cuisine is Johnny Rockets. I would’ve eaten it with utensils too.

[goofygirl]

Be right there pepper mostly!

[magemaud]

51 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

54 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Ashley needs a friend in this her time of need?? 

Is this the friend who rides the scooter? Because that is worth staying tuned for.

Scooter Girl was “Natalie.” This friend is “Destiny.” Ashley went to NYC with Destiny and Brandi (her tattooed friend with the fried blonde hair.)  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stefan, you are a breath of fresh air. No way is Andddrrrrreeeiii really his son.

[Neurochick]

Who paid the check?

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes! Papa Andrei speaks sense! Guess they'll have him on a plane back to Moldova before you can say "trucking school". 

[endure]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

too funny, his Dad is better looking IMO

[Angry Moldovan]

HOW, are they related?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Be right there pepper mostly!

Plenty of room, @goofygirl! 

[LucyEth]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Who paid the check?

Andrei took the check

[itsadryheat]

I bet pops gets along fine with family Libby which would  irk andraay. Nice man. 

[endure]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Who paid the check?

Not Andreii!

[LucyEth]

Boy Andrei really hates her family.  It's almost at a Pedro/Chantal level.