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[Floatingbison]

Natalie's ass hanging over the seat of the scooter was highlarious last week.

[Horrified]

2 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

 

You sure know how to pick 'am Ash!

[Neurochick]

Ashley what did you do for Jay?  

How many Europeans have come to America for a better life?  Why can’t Caribbeans do the same thing?  

I have no sympathy for this heifer.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Ashley, what did you expect?

True Love

[Cammi]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is this on TLC? When? Do share!

 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Only took a week for Jay to cheat. Now Jay will swoop in and give some bogus excuse and a Trashley buys it because she is an idiot.

Ikr? One. Week. 

[aliya]

Is Ashley still responsible for 10 years if the dude has no intention of keeping his marriage vows? 

[Eldemarge]

How many cleav-ern shots of Ashely's bosoms do we need, show?

[Adeejay]

Too bad Ashley can't just put Jay on the street.  Let one of his Tinder chicks come and get him.  

Edited December 24, 2018 by Adeejay

[Armchair Critic]

Jay has no remorse and is not going to change, don't take him back Ashley.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Cammi said:

 

Ikr? One. Week. 

He has the heavy sack, he can’t resist.  

[charmed1]

Jay looks like a kid who knows he just broke curfew.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why will Kalani's dad stop the wedding? what would be the point of this? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Is Ashley still responsible for 10 years if the dude has no intention of keeping his marriage vows? 

Yep.

[Frozendiva]

Jay, think student visa. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Is Ashley still responsible for 10 years if the dude has no intention of keeping his marriage vows? 

I know nothing about the law but could she be like Danielle/Mohammed and try to get him on fraud?

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani's wedding looks nice.  Everyone cleaned up nicely as well.  

Leida's wedding looks like....what she deserves...

[Cammi]

Jay is the new Luis 

[For Cereals]

Molly was able to get Luis out with the quickness, maybe Ashley needs to go see her Phil Spector lawyer

Edited December 24, 2018 by For Cereals

[HappyDancex2]

3 minutes ago, aliya said:

Is Ashley still responsible for 10 years if the dude has no intention of keeping his marriage vows? 

Jay frauded her.

[DNR]

Apparently Kalani doesn’t understand the concept of we have to pay for a baby either Kolini.  The sister acting like it doesn’t take 2 to make a baby is ridiculous to me . 

[kacesq]

I see Kalani's dad is still rocking the beard tail or whatever that's called.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Great snark once more folks! See you around the forum!!

[Neurochick]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

True Love

From a 20 year old?  I wouldn’t get married at 20, why should I expect a 20 year old to marry me?

Ashley thought she was all that, that her blonde beauty would keep this man satisfied.  News flash girl, doesn’t work, your vagina isn’t made of gold.  

Edited December 24, 2018 by Neurochick

[LilaFowler]

PA has at-fault divorce, adultery would be grounds.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

I cannot stand Leida!

Ashley is screwed. She's going to be regretting and paying for this choice for a long time.

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Run Carmela RUNNNN

How many times has she run now?? Sheesh.

[Eldemarge]

I wonder how much money Ashley has already dropped to pay for this giant shitshow...bless her heart.

[magemaud]

Does Leida have a mustache? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

I cannot stand Leida!

Ashley is screwed. She's going to be regretting and paying for this choice for a long time.

How many times has she run now?? Sheesh.

Yep and she will keep running back to her abuser.

[xls]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Trashley, this is what you wanted. Hope you’re happy. Jay is probably already doing the D with the receptionist.

He's a 20 yr old who likes girls, what did she expect? Duh! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Best wishes for a happy and healthy holiday. Hope Santa has you on his “nice” list. I’ll spend some time deciding which tiara to wear for the weddings next week. Larissa isn’t the only queen.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am going to wear my wedding Tiara and my classy pajamas next week.

[DNR]

Ashley is 31 ?!!!!!  I never noticed the ages .  Why the HELL would she marry a sex crazed 20 year old ?   She deserves what she gets 

[Horrified]

Ashley just checked into Heartbreak Hotel located in beautiful downtown Pound Town.

Her husband ain't nothing but a hound dog

They've broken all the Elvis vows already.

[Emmeline]

I was wondering all season how Steven managed to apply for the K1 Visa without another sponsor for Olga.  He couldn’t have had a job making enough to support her alone.  

Happy Holidays everyone!

Edited December 24, 2018 by Emmeline

[DNR]

Merry Christmas Snarkers !!!!! 

[Floatingbison]

Another great episode, slut people!  See you next week!

[Eldemarge]

I'll be here in a hoodie and a tiara next week!  

[RichiesOlderBro]

6 minutes ago, DNR said:

Ashley is 31 ?!!!!!  I never noticed the ages .  Why the HELL would she marry a sex crazed 20 year old ?   She deserves what she gets 

And she has 2 children.  

 

 

Merry Christmas to all you snarkers!

 

See you next week!

Edited December 24, 2018 by RichiesOlderBro

[DNR]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

And she has 2 children.  

Merry Christmas to all you snarked!

 

See you next week!

WHAT??!!!! Ashley has 2 kids??!!! Omg. I had no idea . So she’s hitched her wagon to a cheating 20 year old for 10 years ?! What a dumb b^tch 

[xls]

15 minutes ago, DNR said:

WHAT??!!!! Ashley has 2 kids??!!! Omg. I had no idea . So she’s hitched her wagon to a cheating 20 year old for 10 years ?! What a dumb b^tch 

The lot of them are pretty dumb for the people they picked-both American and non-American-I cant feel sorry for any of them,

[magemaud]

Well, I was thrilled to see the Slot Machine reappear at Debbie’s condo, but NO Princess Toast or Sargent Baker! I wonder if I watch the SNHU commercial enough I will automatically get a degree. 

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

True Love

True love has many twists and turns and you have to work for it.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, xls said:

Larissa's bum is way too lumpy for sprayed on pants.

My DVR caught the last few minutes of the prior episode with the Bonus Scene where Larissa and Colt were checking out the wedding venue (I think) and as they left you could clearly see the outline of her thong under her dress. 

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, DNR said:

WHAT??!!!! Ashley has 2 kids??!!! Omg. I had no idea .

Yes, she has a 10 year old daughter and a son, I think about 7. It's not clear if their fathers are either or both of her two former fiances. She doesn't allow the children to be filmed or be on social media, a surprisingly smart move on her part. 

[BOOgen3]

Sergeant Baker has moved to MSNBC. He received a promotion.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week we will be discussing our 90 Day Fiance New Year’s Resolutions. You know you have some!

[Inuksuk2010]

5 hours ago, deedee2 said:

Any Canadians here who grew up with Mr. Dressup?  This may sound crazy, but Debbie talks exactly like "Casey" the yellow-haired puppet.

I don't remember what Casey sounded like, but I do know insulting him will make Finnegan mad. 

5 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I worked with a guy whose hair looked sweaty like that and he always had a sour smell about him, that's how I figure Eric is like.

Can't even imagine anyone who would employ Eric, he looks like someone who doesn't shower much

[HamSammich]

You guys. I live on the West coast and LMAO at your commentary while I hate watch the episode. You’re providing a service and I am grateful. Thanks!

I have questions. WHAT ARE WE (and by “we”, I mean “I”)  SUPPOSED TO DO ON SUNDAY NIGHTS WHEN THIS SHITSHOW RUNS OUT OF EPISODES. It’s happening. Soon. It’s stressing me out. And also, can’t Ashley just file for an annulment? 

Edited December 24, 2018 by HamSammich

[Gobi]

8 hours ago, magemaud said:

Well, I was thrilled to see the Slot Machine reappear at Debbie’s condo, but NO Princess Toast or Sargent Baker! I wonder if I watch the SNHU commercial enough I will automatically get a degree. 

I keep expecting Sergeant Baker to stand up during the SNHU commercial.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 hours ago, magemaud said:

Well, I was thrilled to see the Slot Machine reappear at Debbie’s condo, but NO Princess Toast or Sargent Baker! I wonder if I watch the SNHU commercial enough I will automatically get a degree. 

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