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[Auntie Anxiety]

How’d you like to be in the back seat of Colt’s rent-a-wreck?

[magemaud]

Who would foster dogs and have white carpeting?

[gonecrackers]

What an awkward (& warm) car ride...

[Mercolleen]

Seriously? Two hours doing your makeup? Oh, Larissa. That is insaney. No complimenty for youee.

[Honey]

The back of Colt's shirt is soaked.  hahahaha

[Frozendiva]

Larissa needs a compliment every 2 minutes?

[hisbunkie]

“You are an adult, you are a girl”. Keep your room clean!  Really!  

[Armchair Critic]

Larissa spent 2 hours on her makup-ee and Colt-ee didn't notice-ee. LOL

Colt saying "darling" is gagworthy

"Larissa is a fiery spark". Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread are his friends.

[Lillith]

Coltee is very good at listing what how he wants her to behave but has no desire to make an effort to make her feel wanted or comfortable. He and Debbie are doing everything they can to make it clear who has the upper hand. OK WTF is that girlfriend of Colt's friend wearing. Dress for the body (and age) you have, not the one you want. 

[Mr. Miner]

Someone needs to roundhouse kick Dolt right in his uterus.

Edited December 17, 2018 by Mr. Minor

[usernameG]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Seriously? Two hours doing your makeup? Oh, Larissa. That is insaney. No complimenty for youee.

What a waste of time when it will just melt off in the non-AC car.

[WonderWuman73]

Shut up Coltee...Lmfao at Larissa.... love her. Sex all the time with him...eww

what a gaslighting dick. 

Edited December 17, 2018 by WonderWuman73

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt’s friends look scared.

[LennieBriscoe]

Larissa is now whining.  Not a good look. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt is revolting. What a gas lighting rude prick. 

[Honey]

awkward.

[gonecrackers]

Maybe the 'friends' should've taken their own car.

[Gobi]

If I was the friend, I would volunteer to use my air conditioned car for the ride to the restaurant

[tincansailor981]

What a conversation to have in front of other people.  Coltee want to sexeee 24 hours a day.  What the???

[rideashire]

Seeing Larissa bake in that damn car makes me feel for her. I've been in vegas during the hottest months of the year and when people pull that "oh it's a dry heat it's not so bad" nonsense they are lying liars that lie. They're all lucky they haven't roasted to death in that car yet. Buy her some AC, Coltee.

[Cammi]

Colten not ready for a trophy wife 

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt’s friends look scared.

I'm scared.  Somebody hold me!

[hisbunkie]

Eric, please tell me that is not a white T-shirt you are wearing u dear your bowling shirt. Gag me with a spoon!

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

Someone needs to roundhouse kick Dolt right in his uterus.

I love you

[Honey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt is revolting. What a gas lighting rude prick. 

No.  Coltee is revoltee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not sure why, but I find Larissa extremely amusing.

[Straycat80]

Coltee  and Larissa fighting in front of the two friends. They must feel awkward as hell. Probably should haven’t waited until later to fight it out. 

[configdotsys]

Did I just see cows dancing in the street?

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Larissa needs a compliment every 2 minutes?

Sounds like not much to ask for having sex with the blob

[JennyMominFL]

3 hours? do I watched the extra hour, or Dirty John?

Edited December 17, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt's friends just standing there all awkward and uncomfortable was comedy gold. Guys. Call an Uber. Go home and get a pizza while the getting's good. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Seriously? Two hours doing your makeup? Oh, Larissa. That is insaney.

How is that even possible? Even when I am taking my time for a special occasion I don't think it has taken more than 15 minutes to do my face.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, configdotsys said:

Did I just see cows dancing in the street?

You have lost your mind.

Go work on yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Honey]

That's gonna be a fun dinner.  Weee.  Haven't we all been out with a couple like this before.  So much fun.  Not!

[tincansailor981]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt's friends just standing there all awkward and uncomfortable was comedy gold. Guys. Call an Uber. Go home and get a pizza while the getting's good. 

At least the Uber will have AC.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not sure why, but I find Larissa extremely amusing.

I do too. I crack up every time I see her in that car fanning herself. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

 

3 hours? do I watched the extra hour, or Dirty John?

 

No live chatting for Dirty John. Stay with the snark.

[configdotsys]

3 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

You have lost your mind.

Go work on yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, work on yourself, BABE.

[Honey]

Oh look.   A goat!

[JennyMominFL]

6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

How is that even possible? Even when I am taking my time for a special occasion I don't think it has taken more than 15 minutes to do my face.

Im 48. My routine has A LOT of steps.. Still less than 40 minutes if I do the full face.

Edited December 17, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[shouldbedancing]

I'm excited for January 1st...

[LennieBriscoe]

Coltee needs to ditch the specs,  grow his hair longer,  and up his fashion game. Because he has a good foundation of eyes and voice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt really knows how to sweet talk a girl, huh?

[Straycat80]

You’re batshit crazy, there, Larissa, he just gave you a compliment. 

[JennyMominFL]

I feel like Colt is one pf the Synths on Humans. He acts like one

[magemaud]

Colt’s friends look like they’re posing for “American Gothic.”

[hoosiermom]

These two are such bad actors

[configdotsys]

I'm seriously going to throw up. Coltie, please go away. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope Colt’s male friend is taking notes. He doesn’t look like a winner either.

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Did I just see cows dancing in the street?

I saw this when I went to the store one day. I'm still traumatized.