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[aliya]

11 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

I had an 11-pound baby in the mid 1980s and three years later a ten-pound one. Both were c-sections. The first one was unplanned. I ended up in a guest room in the hospital with a bath down the hall. Wearing the hospital gown and pulling the ID pole down the hall to use the toilet wasn't a lot of fun. Looking back, the Russian hospital didn't look so bad to me. 

I wish Steve and Olga the best. 

My little pumpkin was almost 10 pounds. 2 days in back labor and broke my coccyx. For obvious reasons, he's an only.

[tincansailor981]

8 minutes ago, renatae said:

Ha! Kalani getting the silent treatment! I love it!!!

What a f'd up family.  Dude, collecting coconuts is easier and more rewarding than being part of that lunacy.  Run!

Edited November 19, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[CoachWristletJen]

Eric is such a loser with his twin bed.  "Don't let the bed bugs bother you, Leida. Meaning, don't overreact to them."

[Frozendiva]

Leida, welcome to America. Not everyone has servants.

[renatae]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

It’s interesting when couples are together for a long time, decide to marry and then break up. There is a school of thought, in marital counseling, that ofte those couples married in order to save the relationship.  Same with having a baby or buying a new home. The decisions are last ditch effort.

Interesting thought. My parents knew each other for 6 months before they married and it lasted 49 years until my dad died. My husband and I also only knew each other for 6 months and our 50th will be in 2019.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That apartment looks like a room in a frat house.

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Elaine stopped for candy at the movie theatre before going to the hospital LOL. 

For Jujubees!!! She was right there! 

[greekmom]

Seriously Leida. If you have $$, big house back home, cars, etc... what the fuck are you doing with Droopy eyes?

[CoachWristletJen]

"Food is everywhere but unorganized."

This is awesome! You can't make this stuff up.

[Armchair Critic]

Waiting for a bathroom break until Leida's parents see Eric's dump.... and they did not disappoint. ;) "This is really messy". "Oh...Oh...I don't...no comment".

[tincansailor981]

Oh bitch, please, stop being so high and mighty.  You know dude is broke, so why bring the inspection team to further humiliate him?

Edited November 19, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[LennieBriscoe]

Am I still the only one who thinks Asuelu's eyes dance to their own drummer?

So Kalani rants about the baby's not being in the car seat while she's holding the baby out of the car seat. Okay,  then. And 80 miles an hour,  say WHAT?! 

Seriously though, what does she see in the Man-Child of Samoa?

Edited November 19, 2018 by LennieBriscoe

[kacesq]

Oh cry me a river Leida....you could've googled his effing address and seen where he lived.  So you and your "well respected " "wealthy " family can all shut up...because if Leida really had so much going for her she wouldn't be ditching it for a middle aged loser with a combover.

[CoachWristletJen]

"Yeah, the apartment is not so good..."

Translation: "These Americans are animals! They live like pigs!"

[Mercolleen]

Asuelu doing his Kalani impression is the best part of the ep so far. I laughed so hard I got asthmatic.

[renatae]

Oh, boy, it's Eric and the parents! Give him what for for this pig sty.

[Baltimore Betty]

And it is still a shithole, Eric did not even clean it up?????  I don't think he is firing on all cylinders, any normal person would have stayed up all night cleaning for the new fiance.  I guess he likes sleeping alone in his twin bed.

What an idiot.

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That apartment looks like a room in a frat house.

My husband's old frat house (with posh leather couches and real beds) is offended!

Eric's apartment is a total hovel.

[peaceknit]

Ahhh, black sheets, bachelor style!

[Straycat80]

Leida needs to go back to her big house and big neighborhood. I don’t understand why she would want to live in a shithole with Eric. If it’s so great in Indonesia go back there for God sake! 

[CoachWristletJen]

"My house is more suitable for life." True that, Daddy-O!

[Pepper Mostly]

Leida's dad is stylin' in that jacket!

[Armchair Critic]

If her parents house is bigger and "much more suitable for life", Leida must be a real pain in the ass if they are willing to ship her off with this loser.

[magemaud]

Is Jimmy Dean making these sausage commercials from The Great Beyond? 

[endure]

Put your own damn seatbelt on bitch!

[LilaFowler]

Eric has NO MONEY. He doesn't now, he didn't before, and it isn't going to materialize in the future.

[peaceknit]

Was that a bottle of English Leather in Eric's closet??

[Frozendiva]

The rich parents can certainly ask about cleaning services and pay for housekeeping.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Leida’s brother unable to speak?

[Armchair Critic]

Eric has traits of a heavy drinker, he just wants to zone out and ignore Leida, and doesn't care if he lives in a dump.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d need a crane to lift me off of that air couch.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Leida's dad is stylin' in that jacket!

Shit looks like a curtain 

[kacesq]

Is it me or has the Long Island Medium's jiffy pop hair do grown over the years???

[Adeejay]

I wonder if Eric is hoping that Leida's "rich" family will give them some financial assistance.   

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Eric has NO MONEY. He doesn't now, he didn't before, and it isn't going to materialize in the future.

But, he's working on it. :) 

[Suzywriter]

31 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I bought a car for $500. Granted, it was 16 years ago and the car had no a/c, but it got me to where I needed to go.

Yes, but you weren't trying to sell it to an overseas fiancee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was there any mention of what Eric does for a living? Maybe I wasn’t paying attention. I know, hard to believe.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Leida’s brother unable to speak?

I think the mother and brother don't speak English.

[ReclinerTurnip]

I was worried for Aless on that balcony -  hopefully someone else was out there with him.

[LennieBriscoe]

magemaud, It is said that one does not want to see how sausages are made!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I wonder if Eric is hoping that Leida's "rich" family will give them some financial assistance.   

Hahahaha, he's counting on it. I'm sure he thinks Leida will be arriving with her pockets stuffed with cash, which, as a "traditional" woman, she will place in the family coffers. 

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Was that a bottle of English Leather in Eric's closet??

It probably was Sex Panther, 60 percent of the time it works every time.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Eric has traits of a heavy drinker, he just wants to zone out and ignore Leida, and doesn't care if he lives in a dump.

If he's not a heavy drinker now, he will be within six months of marrying the ice princess 

[charmed1]

Leida always seems like she’s doing an impression of what she thinks a rich person acts like. Also, autocorrect apparently wants her name to be “Keira” or Leido’s. I don’t know a Keira, but Leido’s is a pizza joint I may or may not have saved in my favorites. I’m sure Steven probably does too.

[aliya]

11 minutes ago, renatae said:

I thought that was the anesthetist/anesthesiologist who did that. Guess I'll have to rewatch.

Jeez. I hope not. My step-father was a litigator and trust me, no one can mess you up like an anesthesiologist. He needs to keep his eyes on his patient and the machinery, not giving water. 

[renatae]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is Jimmy Dean making these sausage commercials from The Great Beyond? 

Mr. Renatae always says these creep him out. But, of course, we are still hearing Elvis' music, sooo...

[Suzywriter]

Why haven't Leida's parents put the brakes on this charade and hustled their grandson and dope of a daughter back onto a plane?

[toodles]

24 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Coltee: "The onus is on me." What's a vowel,  between friends?

But he had a good one: "I don't need a small car.  I'm not a clown."

Or as the late, lamented Dewey Crowe said "The anus is on you".  From Justified, one of my favorite shows ever.  I still miss it.

[Baltimore Betty]

I have a really good friend whose mother lives in a barn (so cool, renovated) in Harrisburg, she owned an old movie theater (Hamburg Strand), I saw plenty of people of color when driving around there, the producers must have really ramped up the racist angle for Jay.

[itsadryheat]

How in the world could anyone make Pole look good, I say to myself. Eric moved  Pole up a million notches - at least he put some thought and planning into his meetings with Karine. Big winner in this relationship- Eric's ex-wife.