90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

He wears a wig and rides a unicycle. He has cats. I am at a loss. 

[humbleopinion]

Dave 300K for a Breaking Bad RV to drive your sex kitten newly minted wife around the US RV camp to RV camp...any millennial girl's dream life...

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, Boston said:

That's what I don't get.. are these men complete DOPES?  That Geoffroy was so insulted because Varya wouldn't share a room - wait til she finds out his back story.. she'll be RUNNING.  I would never sleep with someone I never met in person.. maybe that's just  me being a prude (which I am not) but there are so many problems with that

I'll keep quiet and take my shots since booze was about the only thing I could find at the store today.  Jesus, it's the end of the world, people!  I know this is bad, but who needs 10 pallets of toilet paper??? shit much?? Jeesh.

[Floatingbison]

"Mooose and sqwerril."

[mmecorday]

I was more into grown-up Bam Bam. I keep thinking I'm going to meet a big blond guy who wears a turtle shell on his head.

[FrancescaFiore]

This whole time Yolanda "Lana" &  David "Williams" have actually been talking to each other.

[iwasish]

9 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

Big Ed Looking at Rose (who is avoiding him by pretending to sleep):

"I know there's chemistry!!"

This defines every creep - thinking that chemistry is a one-way street.

Blech.

That’s not chemistry, that’s a hard-on. 

[Archer27]

7 years....what a big waste of time and money

[Auntie Anxiety]

David never got the message that that’s an online porn chat site.

[hisbunkie]

David needs to ring up Yolanda. 

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He wears a wig and rides a unicycle. He has cats. I am at a loss. 

Lay a rug, ride a unicycle....

[HappyDancex2]

Caesar?  is that you?

[kacesq]

In this world of free communication he’s paying for chat. Of course he is. David have you met Cesar? 

[Toodleoo]

This chump thinks he is dating a cartoon? GTFO of here and give that money to charity. Moron. 

[Frozendiva]

The RV life. Campgrounds, wading through muck to hook them up.

My sister and brother in law are selling theirs.

A 27 year old woman would want a 60 year old man?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I went to 8 different places here with no luck. The toilet paper shortage is real. I was fortunate that my friend saw the worker bring out 2 boxes of TP and grabbed me a package, the TP never made it to the shelves because people took it right out of the box and it was gone in a minute.

I had a Dinner party and our friend brought us toilet paper with a bow as a gift 

[Pepper Mostly]

Does he realize that Natasha was not a real person? I mean she was a cartoon character. voiced by an American voice actress. this is his sum knowledge of Russian culture. Ye gods.

[VioletNevermind]

He has $100,000 to blow on some mystery broad, but his rug looks like . . . that?  Hmm. 

[HappyDancex2]

what's the term for when you throw more money after bad money in hopes that it turns good on the investment?

[LucyEth]

These poor men are so desperate and lonely they will believe and do anything.  I put Yolanda in that category too.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

ah.   cartoon porn fetish.  

super

It’s getting better and better. Bravo Sharp Entertainment Group 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David’s Ukraine girlfriend is yet another 300 lb. guy living in his mother's basement.

[Boston]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

dude looks good for 60

but bad RUG

[kacesq]

Victoria is all turned out for her big tv debut! Animal print, cleavage, bit sparkly earrings...

[Armchair Critic]

At least get a salt and pepper wig, the dark hair with his face is a no.

[Frozendiva]

Lana sounds like Maria.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

what's the term for when you throw more money after bad money in hopes that it turns good on the investment?

Chasing the dragon?

[Floatingbison]

Yup, all hail the New Caesar!

[HappyDancex2]

YOU KNOW COMPUTER!

[humbleopinion]

The name of the business on his monthly credit card

"Scamming Hot Hos Keep talking at $20/minute"

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I am Polish, give me this guy she number stat! 100,000 dollars yes please

[mmecorday]

"You don't know this girl like I do."

You don't know her at all, dude.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

what's the term for when you throw more money after bad money in hopes that it turns good on the investment?

sunk cost effect?

Edited March 16, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

In this world of free communication he’s paying for chat. Of course he is. David have you met Cesar? 

I didn’t think it was possible but I think he managed to out stupid Caesar.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fourth time she had to attend cosmonaut training. Fifth time she had to dog sit for her friend in Kamchatka. Sixth time she died. But she got better! 

[humbleopinion]

Say hello to Vicky's Itty Bitty Titties...She's a nice Butta Face...

[mmecorday]

Tom's new girl kind of looks like Lana. Hmmmm....

[Maybeitsme]

Oh come on David...he may be worse than Ceasar 

[Eldemarge]

I'm still hung-up on if his cat's name is really Mothra.  I hope it is, that's all.

[greekmom]

This sap reminds me of another yokel on a documentary called Love Me.  He also spent alot of money and didn't meet the Ukraine beauty he was chatting with.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

sunk cost effect?

yes thank you!   that was driving me nuts lol

[Mu Shu]

Age appropriate Ukrainian wife of toupee guys friend is so much more attractive than the catfish he’s spending his retirement on. Damn man, get your part plucked and go with 90% density. 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

 

So David is from Las Vegas too. He and Yolanda should hook up.

 

Why not Larissa?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fourth time she had to attend cosmonaut training. Fifth time she had to dog sit for her friend in Kamchatka. Sixth time she died. But she got better! 

She gets her excuses out of the same Rolodex as Ceasar’s Imaginary girlfriend.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fourth time she had to attend cosmonaut training. Fifth time she had to dog sit for her friend in Kamchatka. Sixth time she died. But she got better! 

Dead

[seasons]

This dude is so dumb he deserves whatever he gets.

 

W here is Yolanda tonight

[xls]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

These poor men are so desperate and lonely they will believe and do anything.  I put Yolanda in that category too.

Along with Williams I'll lay money down Yolanda is using someone else's pictures too! 

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I didn’t think it was possible but I think he managed to out stupid Caesar.

Especially since he's been doing this for 7 years.   That's a commitment to delusion.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh come on David...he may be worse than Ceasar 

Where do they find them? WHERE?

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Boston said:

I'll keep quiet and take my shots since booze was about the only thing I could find at the store today.  Jesus, it's the end of the world, people!  I know this is bad, but who needs 10 pallets of toilet paper??? shit much?? Jeesh.

And I don’t think diarrhea is a part of this virus.