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[tincansailor981]

These two need to move on and spare us all.  I'm sick of "Jarcy"

[LilaFowler]

I lol'd when she said that she was going to have fun in NYC and wasn't going to let this get her down. Her meltdowns are so hilarious to me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enough already! “Stop breathing my air. Moooooommmm.”

[Mindthinkr]

Were those bald patches on Darcy’s scalp? Bad weave...or done too many times. 

[Rabbittron]

My dad used to have the same jacket Jesse's wearing in the 1980s.

[usernameG]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

JESSE "GOT A TRAUMA" FROM THE SHOE THROWING. I can't wait to start using that phrase.

In fact, I just got a trauma a few minutes ago when DirecTV froze again.

And Darcy's boobs just gave me a trauma while I was typing this.

I am waiting for them to pop out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Watching Jesse trying to wrestle his luggage through the door was hilarious. 

[PityFree]

Empty the minibar, Darcy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse is suffering from PTSD, post traumatic shoe disorder.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[jacksgirl]

Bet I don't like Princess Eugenie's dress as much as I liked Duchess Megan's.

[Floatingbison]

70 hotels within walking distance in NYC, and he gets a room IN THE SAME HOTEL!!!!   Big surprise.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

Here she is, folks. Having fun in New York. Crawling into bed fully dressed. Woo hoo!

[Frozendiva]

No sweatshirt to put on and cover your cleavage while you are at it?

[CoachWristletJen]

Darcey, you know your kids are going to see this, right?

[PupCal]

Finally, those free refills are all for Jesse.

[Gigglepuff]

She goes to bed wearing bracelets and full face makeup? 

[usernameG]

The veins on Darcy's forehead....its kind of terrifying. 

[ECM1231]

Oh Jesse...he is as much a drama queen as Darcey. The trauma, the trauma of a high heeled shoe being thrown in your direction!

[iwasish]

How long before Darcy calls room service?

How much will the booze cost Jesse?

And still she says “We love each other”

[PeaceLily2]

I’m embarrassed for Darcey. 

[hoosiermom]

I lost my "my virginity" on several different vacations.

[ALittleShelfish]

Dear TLC, 

I will happily watch any other ridiculous show (at least once, maybe only once) if you just stop with Darcy and Jesse.  We don't deserve what you're doing to us with them.  

Thank you for your expected cooperation.

(Any one of us)

[RichiesOlderBro]

Lost her virginity and had his baby?  Nice start to next season. 

[Mercolleen]

Holy cow this latest preview gave me a trauma. It's a coconut! And an ugly baby!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Oh Jesse...he is as much a drama queen as Darcey. The trauma, the trauma of a high heeled shoe being thrown in your direction!

She could have embedded it in to his tush.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, ALittleShelfish said:

Dear TLC, 

I will happily watch any other ridiculous show (at least once, maybe only once) if you just stop with Darcy and Jesse.  We don't deserve what you're doing to us with them.  

Thank you for your expected cooperation.

(Any one of us)

I do draw the line at families with multiples. 

[CoachWristletJen]

How are you going to control the breakup, Darcey? HE'S the one who broke up with YOU!

[usernameG]

I am living for the promos for next season. Fresh train wrecks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Lost her virginity and had his baby?  Nice start to next season. 

TLC is really raising the bar. 

[configdotsys]

[snarkish]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I do draw the line at families with multiples. 

Now @Pepper Mostly! Does this mean you're "naaaht changin' dahhhpers"??!

[BradandJanet]

I wonder if the dentist who did Darcey's veneers also did the lip fill. My new dentist does botox, I just found out. 

[CoachWristletJen]

He got a trauma from a Louboutin shoe? A TRAUMA?

Oh, there's a meme in that somewhere...

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

I’m embarrassed for Darcey. 

I’m embarrassed I’m watching, but I can’t quit them.

[PityFree]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

How are you going to control the breakup, Darcey? HE'S the one who broke up with YOU!

The two of them always have to have the last word,  so I predict they will keep fighting for control of the break up until one of them drops dead and the other can claim they got the last word in.

[Scarlett45]

5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Lost her virginity and had his baby?  Nice start to next season. 

Okay I’m going to make some big assumptions here- I think she is a pretty girl who was insecure about her weight, and got hung up in the fling on vacation (hence no condoms or birth control!!!! Because she didn’t expect to have sex) and she became pregnant, now she’s trying to “make it right” by marrying the father of her child. Who fucks the guy on vacation without a condom?!!! That’s the only reason I’m going in this direction. 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Scarlett45

[PeaceLily2]

Darcy can only blink and smack her big fake lips together...other than that, her face doesn’t move. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I feel like I’m getting a little cleansing because I’m taping Poldark on PBS. Hope it’s the antidote I need from this crap fest.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

How are you going to control the breakup, Darcey? HE'S the one who broke up with YOU!

And why does the breakup have to be such a drawn out affair? "I think we should break up" "Omygod, really? I'm super sad. Well, obviously your mind is made up. Have a good life". That's it. No Uber rides, no 12 part arguments, no traumatic shoe throwing, no flouncing in and out of hotel rooms and taxicabs. 

[Gigglepuff]

These two drips again. 

 

ETA: Oops, jumped the gun. Thought we were back with Jon and Rachel. 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Gigglepuff

[jacksgirl]

Love that we won't even have time to miss this train wreck. We will have a new train wreck. I call for live snarking on that one too.

Edited October 8, 2018 by jacksgirl

[Granny58]

19 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ummmm I thought school was free in the UK no?

Not anymore.  They couldn't afford it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, jacksgirl said:

Love that we won't even have time to miss this train wreck. We will have a new train wreck. I call for live snarling on that one too.

Live snarling? I adore you beyond all reason. 

[ECM1231]

Jon's ex is really pretty. 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why does the breakup have to be such a drawn out affair? "I think we should break up" "Omygod, really? I'm super sad. Well, obviously your mind is made up. Have a good life". That's it. No Uber rides, no 12 part arguments, no traumatic shoe throwing, no flouncing in and out of hotel rooms and taxicabs. 

You will never have a career in reality TV, not with that sensible attitude.

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why does the breakup have to be such a drawn out affair? "I think we should break up" "Omygod, really? I'm super sad. Well, obviously your mind is made up. Have a good life". That's it. No Uber rides, no 12 part arguments, no traumatic shoe throwing, no flouncing in and out of hotel rooms and taxicabs. 

I think all that is coming Pepper. unfortunately.

[EllaDisco]

17 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

As my therapist explained to me when I was getting divorced, you do not “get closure”, it’s a myth.   

Darcey could benefit from individual therapy. 

But when Darcey says "Get closure" you just put it in the translator app and it comes out as "Get exposure on one more episode."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Michael emptied Grange’s bank account. He’ll need to find another coarse American to pay Grangela back. Sort of like an Amway scheme.

[LilaFowler]

Eeyore, aka Rachel, is never excited about anything, is she? Such a debbie downer.

[iwasish]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Jon's ex is really pretty. 

Kinda looks like Rachel a bit.

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