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[DragonFlyzz]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That dress is at least 2 sizes too small for her. 

The bodice is probably 4 sizes too small.

[Floatingbison]

I'm starting to see what Jesse was talking about.

"This is just madness."

[PityFree]

 Tonight’s show is nothing but secondhand embarrassment.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

a TAD????????????????????????????????????  Shes dressed like a walking vulva.

I like understatement.

[brillia79]

Darcy is nuts most of the time, but Stacey is a gaslighting creep. Problem is, Darcy plays right into it.

[poeticlicensed]

The only thing worse than the fit of the front of her dress is the view of the back. That was harsh.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I saw a video that Stacey and Darcey made for their plastic surgery place, as if there was any doubt... these two are shallow dipshits.

I saw that too, fascinating 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Tonight’s show is nothing but secondhand embarrassment.

And I for one, am here for it. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

7 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I don't know what to make of Mother Akinyi giving her daughter her blessings to go and spend a week with Ben.  I got a kick out of Akinyi messing with Ben's head.  Poor guy!

Avery: "Tonight my husband gets to see my hair for the first time." 

Me:  "I have a feeling he is going to see a heckuva lot more."

Maybe they want to get Bikini knocked up with an American baby.

[Gobi]

Is there any point to continuing Caesar's script story?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Tonight’s show is nothing but secondhand embarrassment.

Pretty much!!!

[PityFree]

Darcy is going to throw up later tonight  but she made Tom so annoyed that he’s not even gonna bother to hold back her hair extensions.

[Frozendiva]

What is that mirror thing? Overpriced exercise trend?

[Dance4Life]

Why is Darceys twin wearing the Hope Diamond? Eternity band and all!

Didn't know Albanian boy toys had it like that! 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there any point to continuing Caesar's script story?

He's a trainwreck that won't quit barreling down the track.

[DragonFlyzz]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Darcey looks a tad vulgar.

A tad?  You clearly have a gift for understatement. 😉

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

What is that mirror thing? Overpriced exercise trend?

Pretty much. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Oh great, here comes no-nuts Tim!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar: I haven’t been humiliated enough these last last five years so I think I’ll beg for more.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What is that mirror thing? Overpriced exercise trend?

Very overpriced exercise thing.

[Armchair Critic]

So was Tim up to the task? Something tells me they just cuddled.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is there any point to continuing Caesar's script story?

No one cares about insipid Ceaser Salad

[Gobi]

Maybe Tim could star in a new TLC show - "Unerected"?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Oh great, here comes no-nuts Tim!!!!

He has nuts, they just haven't dropped yet. 

[poeticlicensed]

ythe whole Akini Ben story smacks of a long con, involving mom, dad, a brother and a "bride price".

[Brooklynista]

Tiny Tim cant hop out of that bed w Jennifer fast enough.

[usernameG]

I bet Tim's dick went limp.

[brillia79]

Just now, Dance4Life said:

Why is Darceys twin wearing the Hope Diamond? Eternity band and all!

Didn't know Albanian boy toys had it like that! 

Yeah, she bought that piece of glass by herself.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

They should have a special Pillow Talk with Jesse doing all the Darcey clips.

This needs to happen, I would watch the shit out of that.

[Floatingbison]

Not to brag, but more than once I've sealed the deal on the first date, which begs the question, what is Tiny Tim's problem?!!

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Oh great, here comes no-nuts Tim!!!!

He was fixed at Papi Yeniffer's

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tim needs to fire the woman who threads his eyebrows.

[poeticlicensed]

Why can't Tim do the deed? 

[kacesq]

Well what was in your brain Tim? Veronica? The other ex?

[JennyMominFL]

Tiny Tim could not tiptoe through the tulips last night.

[Adeejay]

I don't know why these keep wasting viewers' time with Cesar.  I doubt anyone gives a damn anymore.

I am not surprise that Tim and Jeniffer didn't seal the deal.  Something tells me that Liddle Tim couldn't perform.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud Tim. Killed the mood? This girl is throwing herself at you. Step up!

[Dance4Life]

So.....the camera is just there when Jeniffer and Pvssy woke up??

TLC.....it is super scripted this season.  

Here we go....Jeniffer complaining her kitty cat went unscratched! 

Shocker!!!! 😍

[Armchair Critic]

Tim sells guns but he can't pull the trigger.

*rimshot*

[LilaFowler]

Could he get it up with the Colombian ex or...?

[Frozendiva]

These are probably a version of Darcey's shoes.

https://www.ysl.com/us/shop-product/women/shoes-ysl-heel-shoes-opyum-sandals-in-patent-leather-with-black-heel_cod11582757em.html#dept=women_shoes_sandals_and_mules

[LucyEth]

I hate these two, Jennifer and Tim the alien.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Overthinking=limp dick

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Adeejay said:

I don't know why these keep wasting viewers' time with Cesar.  I doubt anyone gives a damn anymore.

I am not surprise that Tim and Jeniffer didn't seal the deal.  Something tells me that Liddle Tim couldn't perform.

Get Tiny Tim some Viagra.

[Eldemarge]

Jennifer, this man can barely carry his own tacky suitcase and he won't bang you.  He ain't the one, girl.

[LennieBriscoe]

Bond,  Tom Bond isn't sure which movie he's in: "Gold-digger"; "Darcey,  No!"; "From Albania, With Love?!"; "Diamonds Are For Never"; "You've Only Met Twice"; or "Dunderhead."

Edited September 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim: I'm afraid I'm going to run her off. 

Pepper Mostly: Dude. If the TV cameras weren't there all you'd see is her dust. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tim sells guns but he can't pull the trigger.

*rimshot*

Brilliant.

[renatae]

I have to say I'm surprised at Akinyi's forwardness. Obviously, so is Ben. She's turning out to be someone unexpected.

[LilaFowler]

Oh God, this loser. Enough already.