90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[goofygirl]

That dang teddy bear is as big as she is!

[VioletNevermind]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I thought the bear was for the kiddo

Ah, you’re right!  Didn’t even think of that.  

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I can't decide if Tim's eyes are bedroom or psycho ward.

googly!

[Angry Moldovan]

She actually picked him up from the airport, take notes Evil-Lin 

[Brooklynista]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tim looks like he has some lizard DNA in him.

Like in V? I loved that show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

That Colombian Girl sure has a lot of cheek plumper done!

They look like gumballs next to her nose. 😭

It’s supposed to be apple cheeks, not apples implanted in your cheeks.

[PityFree]

The teddy bear that Tim gave her little girl looks a little bit rough I suspect it’s a used teddy bear.

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m in my 60’s. Yes! In America. Ask your Catholic grandparents (more like great grandparents). Girls would go into the convent after the 8th grade. 

Dont want to go off topic.  

They were called postulants.

[rideashire]

I think Jennifer is crazy attractive and about four notches above Tim on the scale, but I'm rooting for this to work because one of these couples has to and they are the least pitiful so far.

[Ellie Godfrey]

11 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Really? Or are you jk?

They really do. Becoming a nun is akin to marrying. Jesus is the groom and the nun wears a wedding ring.

(In most orders)

[Dance4Life]

Just now, PityFree said:

The teddy bear that Tim gave her little girl looks a little bit rough I suspect it’s a used teddy bear.

Like the Ring????  💍

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, PityFree said:

The teddy bear that Tim gave her little girl looks a little bit rough I suspect it’s a used teddy bear.

It still had the tag on its ear. Perhaps it came from the Dollar Store. 

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m in my 60’s. Yes! In America. Ask your Catholic grandparents (more like great grandparents). Girls would go into the convent after the 8th grade. 

Dont want to go off topic.  

Or if they got pregnant

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim is very boring. I don't give a fuck what his "secret" is. They all have a "secret" and it always turns out to be a huge anticlimax. Retire this trope, please, 90F writers. Retire it, and the "will he or won't he?" be there at the airport. 

[pandaindisguise]

How did he get that bear on the plane.  It would have needed its own seat.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

Like the Ring????  💍

That was my thought. I would be ticked if the teddy bear also used to be his ex girlfriend's (the daughter)

[Mercolleen]

7 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Yeah, Tim is trans. That's my vote for the "secret". 

It looks like he has a Adam's apple, though ... can they do surgery to add one?

[hoosiermom]

Ah nuts. I was so worried about getting here for the chat I forgot to eat dinner!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, pandaindisguise said:

How did he get that bear on the plane.  It would have needed its own seat.

Oh shit, is he the arsehole who is shoving giant things in the overhead so people can't put their carry-ons in??  😞

[PityFree]

Just now, pandaindisguise said:

How did he get that bear on the plane.  It would have needed its own seat.

Tim  is small enough to sit in the bear’s lap during the flight, so they only had to buy one seat.

[hisbunkie]

On 8/18/2019 at 10:02 PM, poeticlicensed said:

I love these stupid American women who decide that telling them what they can wear is a bridge too far.

I’ve been at the Vatican on several occasions and watched grown men have huge meltdowns because they cannot enter St Peters wearing shorts. Meltdowns I tell ya. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Or if they got pregnant

If you were the oldest daughter.

The son was expected to consider being a priest.

[Drogo]

3 minutes ago, PityFree said:

The teddy bear that Tim gave her little girl looks a little bit rough I suspect it’s a used teddy bear.

It's a jumbo Gund- probably a good $75. 

Money well spent!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

It looks like he has a Adam's apple, though ... can they do surgery to add one?

A female can have one, rare but true.  Anne Coulter has one.

[Gigglepuff]

Yay! Darcey's back, and she thinks the evening was "electric." 

[JennyMominFL]

Her face looks better here

[Dance4Life]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Or if they got pregnant

Yes!  This is more like it!

I went to all Catholic Schools.  

Our nuns were so cool.  They made it seem like a lot of fun.  They were independent and a lot of them were young.  Some even had their own apartments.

I know they have more traditional convents.....but, this is not what I know!  

Yea.....none of the nuns tried to recruit us, either.  

[Armchair Critic]

"He treated me with...um...respect" (unfortunately because I wanted to get some!)

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

I’ve been at the Vatican on several occasions and watched grown men have huge meltdowns because they cannot enter St Peters wearing shorts. Meltdowns I tell ya. 

That's why all the vendors selling scarves hang out outside the Vatican. I saw a woman woman once fashion an entire outfit over her short shorts and tank top.

[Drogo]

Darcey looks pretty in the morning with Tom's white shirt, vomit spatter and half her makeup hosed off.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tom's debonair-ness is enhanced by the hunk of tissue hanging out of his nose. 

[charmed1]

Am I supposed to believe Darcey woke up looking completely groomed?

[greekmom]

She hit him in her sleep!!!! hahahahahaha

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, Darcey.  First night with a new guy and you have to be hauled drunk into bed?  I simply can’t imagine why she keeps striking out with all of these men.  It’s a real mystery.

P.S. You need to get some help, boo.  

Edited August 26, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Gobi]

Blood on the sheets. Foreshadowing?

[sagittarius sue]

I'm beginning to think old Jesse was right about Darcey's drinking problem.

[Mindthinkr]

Darcy cares more about how he looks than him having a nosebleed. Vain much? 

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you can get designer sneakers.

[Brooklynista]

Darcy and these ridiculous ass heels. 

[Armchair Critic]

"He really wanted to take care of me"

Translation: he was scared he wouldn't get his deposit on the place if she trashed it when drunk

[pandaindisguise]

She can’t even walk down stairs without help as her pants are so tight

[PityFree]

 I don’t think Darcy brought a single pair of shoes that she can walk more than two steps in.

[LennieBriscoe]

If only Catholicism were in this episode.....

Darcey and Tom are two adults who are realizing they need to re-calibrate their relationship. Hello, Friend Zone!

[iwasish]

9 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

What generation are you?  14!!!!!!

Is this in America????

You never saw “THE TROUBLE WITH ANGELS”? 

They go to like a Catholic boarding school, pretty heavy on the religion, and it’s kind of recruiting for future nuns. Some graduate and leave, some stay on as novice nuns. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy is a drama queen and I wish she’d be dethroned.

[poeticlicensed]

Darcy is a fashion victim, for realz

[sagittarius sue]

Stilettos, perfect for touring.

[JennyMominFL]

Please, turn and go through Traitor’s Gate

[Pepper Mostly]

Once more, Darcy is wearing the wrong shoes. Who wears stilettos on a boat?

[Gigglepuff]

Her desperation...she can't leave it alone, can she? "Walking down the aisle? Foreshadowing?" STFU.