90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

That is some serious moobage.

[emjohnson03]

this guys has had a relationship? I can't believe it.

[Frozendiva]

Colt the Cat Guy, grow up. Take the bus to work. Mom Cat, kick him out. Failure to Hairball.

[greekmom]

man boobs Pole 2.0 is an idiot if he thinks Larissa wants him and not the card only.

[BradandJanet]

Mom's breakfast looked pretty good. I might stay for that, but Colt would have to go. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh geez, Marissa is out of your league, dude. I’m sure she’s not in love with your good looks.

[Stardancer Supreme]

Colt. Mega Mama's boy.

[Armchair Critic]

She is way too hot for him, but that is of course why these shlubs go to another country because a woman that looks like that in the U.S. wouldn't give him the time of day.

[Lillith]

Yeah there is a lot off about Colt and Larissa. There's so much I want to say but don't want to be offensive... 

[Stardancer Supreme]

I love kitties!

[usernameG]

Marissa is WAY out of his league. Something has to be wrong with her.

[peaceknit]

Ditch the glasses, Colt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is the epitome of adventurous. 

[Neurochick]

I’ll take the cats over this idiot.

[Brooklynista]

How do these people book flights without visas in hand??

[greekmom]

Him: "She's looking for someone geeky"

Me; "No idiot. She's looking for any easy mark you schmuk!"

[emjohnson03]

Does he have some trust fund? There's no way this woman is into him....

[Pepper Mostly]

He's not bad looking really. He has kind eyes. He seems like a fussy, persnickety bachelor, with very established habits and set in his ways.

[kacesq]

Colt is an idiot. I feel pretty comfortable saying that now I'm the first 15 minutes lol. 

[Armchair Critic]

"darling" GAG!

[PityFree]

Oh. Larissa thinks cat boy has money.

[BradandJanet]

Is Colt transitioning? He looks very different in the Brazil beach photos.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure it’s not about the money, Colt. She’s in love with you. no, really!

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Holy cow, this doesn't make sense.  No effing way this girl cares the Cat Man.

[Stardancer Supreme]

Colt's not bad looking, but he has bad habits and is living with his mother.

[LilaFowler]

If he lost 25lbs and the glasses, he could be cute. I don't care about the cats. Living with his mother, though... he needs his own place.

[Frozendiva]

Paola 1.5

[emjohnson03]

Yeah Colt didn't look terrible in those beach photos..I'll give him that...

[Straycat80]

Larissa seems like a bitch. 

[peaceknit]

No translation app, woohoo!

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

Is Colt transitioning? He looks very different in the Brazil beach photos.

I was wondering the same about Larissa. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Colt is an idiot. I feel pretty comfortable saying that now I'm the first 15 minutes lol. 

I feel this guy is on the spectrum

[usernameG]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Paola 1.5

A better looking Paola..

[peaceknit]

He looks like he bites his nail, ugh.

[lucy711]

What does Larissa want?  If she doesn't have a visa, she can't come.  What doesn't she understand?

[emjohnson03]

This next dude with the 19 year old.....just NO.

[Swedishswordfish]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's not bad looking really. He has kind eyes. He seems like a fussy, persnickety bachelor, with very established habits and set in his ways.

He's not bad looking, he's just a bit weird. 

[kacesq]

Sigh, no man has ever bought me boobs. What am I doing wrong? Also much love to my fellow snarkers in this thread. you make my Sunday nights and never give me a trauma...

[Rabbittron]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure it’s not about the ones, Colt. She’s in love with you. no, really!

Yes because every time she sees you she sees the color green no not the money green but the card.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's a software engineer, he must make a good living. But he's a real milk toast mama's boy who seems less than confident socially. 

[BradandJanet]

Maybe Larissa is bring handcuffs and a little whip to this relationships.

[Floatingbison]

Ugh, I'm tired of Catman already.

[PityFree]

 Oh Jonathan bought the boobs and is paying for an apartment for Fernanda.  I’ll bet that American women are way too independent for him!

Edited October 22, 2018 by PityFree

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m an advocate of mothers making their sons live on their own. It’s not healthy for anyone to have your 30 yo son as a perpetual child.

[HappyDancex2]

MONEY.

He is pretty photogenic.   However he doesn't seem to be telegenic.

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Oh. Larissa thinks cat boy has money.

Even better. he has cat outfits.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, 32 year old douche bro who bought his girl a "new pair of boobies". He must be 32 going on 15.

[configdotsys]

This dude with the cats is the prime example of how you present yourself makes a huge difference: in the TH when he is clean shaven with the glasses he looks like a marshmallow schlub. Totally unattractive. In the pics with the gal when they met when he had no glasses and facial hair he looked like a different person. I don't think particularly good looking but he needs to stay away from the clean cut with big glasses look.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sigh, no man has ever bought me boobs. What am I doing wrong? Also much love to my fellow snarkers in this thread. you make my Sunday nights and never give me a trauma...

It's not too late to sign up for Colombian Cupid dot com, you can get your own boob-buying icky Ricky!  

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ugh, I'm tired of Catman already.

More cats, please. Fewer stupid humans.