S14.E11: The Three-Hour Live Finale

[DNR]

Whew , Blake is sweating buckets

gimne a moment ? Uh oh

hahaha his face ???he’s gonna throw up

Edited August 7, 2018 by DNR
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[TiredMe]

I’m watching just sick to my stomach for poor unbalanced Blake.

[Mabinogia]

I can't believe she's going to make him propose. It's clear, since he's the first we see, that he's going, so YIKES!!!!! We know from the past she could stop him if she wanted. 

Maybe she was going to say yes until she saw all that sweat.

[saber5055]

Well, Blake is proposing and Becca won't tell him to stop because he's talking about how great BECCA is!

[DEL901]

7 minutes ago, DNR said:

Uh oh Blake ( hair club for men?)..seems like she’s just not that into you ?

* if she picks Garrett , i predict another Garrett cries during vows Bachlorette wedding special 

There’s no good reason this show has to be THREE gdamn hours?

It is a combo of the last episode and The Men Tell All

But the are at the proposals pretty early, aren’t they?

[StatMom]

12 hours ago, DNR said:

Ran to google during commercials and Yup , Garrett did the emotional crying routine. ?? 

yeah , Becca’s got terrible taste in men. 

*! Omg a shadowbox ???? ???????????

And it’s gone already! ?   Yay, I was able to see it on my computer! Thx for the link!

Edited August 7, 2018 by StatMom

[b2H]

Is that perspiration or tears with Blake?  I know it is hot there, but wow.......

[BuckeyeLou]

Why do they make them wear a suit in the tropics?!  Poor Blake is sweating up a storm....

[Mabinogia]

So, what is she saying to him exactly? I wanted to marry you up until the moment you proposed? WTF?!??!?!

[Armchair Critic]

UGH if you don't choose Blake PUHLEEZ cut off his sappy speech.... 

[dizzyd]

Gosh after all that buildup, this is so disappointing. I was expecting him to drown himself or something, if for no other reason but to wash off the sweat. 

[Diana Berry]

Maybe she thought that she would change her mind do she let him propose.

[Armchair Critic]

Blake : "I didn't expect this".

Oh dear......

[Mabinogia]

She keeps saying she wanted it to be him. Does she not realize she is the one making this decision? 

I really liked her up until she made him propose before telling him she magically fell out of love with him even though it was him this whole time. Now I think she does deserve Garrett. 

[DNR]

3 minutes ago, StatMom said:

And it’s gone already! ?

NOOOooooooo!!!!  Oh man @StatMom.... you missed the Garret waterworks .   #ripoff!

[kazza]

Between the sweating and crying, is anyone else worried about dehydration? Blake, just take off that jacket! You'll overheat!

Edited August 7, 2018 by kazza

[alexa]

It makes me kind of mad because she knew how devastated he was by his last break up. Why take him to the end?

[Kendra143]

Seriously Blake: “I can’t believe I have to do this alone...” blah blah blah. Put the man on suicide watch. Geez and now they’re bringing him out on stage to suffer through it again??? This show has sunk really low. 

[econ07]

So that was it?  I thought he would take the show hostage, or abscond with the ring and be part of a car chase.

[Mabinogia]

He should have passed out. At least that would have been different. This wasn't any different than anyone else who got dumped. So maybe Garrett dumps her. That would be different. Cause so far, much ado about nothing. Why am I surprised by this? 

[phlebas]

I would have given much for Blake to turn back to Becca and ask for Tia's number.

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, DNR said:

7 minutes ago, StatMom said:

And it’s gone already! ?

NOOOooooooo!!!!  Oh man @StatMom.... you missed the Garret waterworks .   #ripoff!

It's still there. I clicked and it took me to the YouTube vid.

[DNR]

I thought his wig was gonna slide off in that heat ! 

Wow... his ears look H U G E sitting  there talking to CH in the aftermath .   Hope Blake tells her what a jerk she is ?

ugh i can’t wait for this crying Garrett proposal ( sorry first wife)

[Suzysite]

Oh Blake. Poor unhinged Blake. You knew you had a 50-50 chance of being shot down, so man up.   I was eye rolling during his breakdown, but I'm heartless, apparently

[Armchair Critic]

I liked the Ben Flapjack reaction better when he was pissed and didn't want anything to do with Ashley after she turned down his proposal.

[saber5055]

Harrison's face when he's talking to Blake and saying they'll be right back is the face someone wears at the funeral home when telling someone they are so sorry for their loss.

[Koalagirl]

For a moment I was expecting his eyes to roll back in his head and he would pass out.  

[Armchair Critic]

C'mon Chris Harrison, you love the drama for ratings, don't pretend you're so sad for Blake.

[StatMom]

5 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

It's still there. I clicked and it took me to the YouTube vid.

I’m getting a “video not available” message — maybe we’re overloading it. Will check back — thanks, Saber!

Edited August 7, 2018 by StatMom

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I liked the Ben Flapjack reaction better when he was pissed and didn't want anything to do with Ashley after she turned down his proposal.

Oh yeah, so did I. When B did that old scripted "Can I walk you out?" (not even the correct MAY I walk you out), I was hoping for some ballsy response. I can think of a few fun replies. But no. No drah-ma there, Harrison.

[DNR]

18 minutes ago, StatMom said:

And it’s gone already! ?

Click on the title of the vid .  The first wife will be saying Been there Done that during Garret’s bachelorette proposal ???

* crying across America ?? A little over the top CH 

*** whoa. There was a commercial for Jennifer Garner movie ‘peppermint’ - she looks badass in it 

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[DEL901]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I liked the Ben Flapjack reaction better when he was pissed and didn't want anything to do with Ashley after she turned down his proposal.

Difference between Ashley and Becca.... Ashley tried to stop Ben but he wouldn’t let her talk and plowed on.  It was his own fault if he got embarrassed 

Edited August 7, 2018 by DEL901

[backformore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=tvGJfMujorM

the link to the video of Garret's wedding

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

When B did that old scripted "Can I walk you out?" (not even the correct MAY I walk you out), I was hoping for some ballsy response. I can think of a few fun replies

Me too, I hope that I would go out with a bang making some smart ass remarks.

11 minutes ago, DNR said:

thought his wig was gonna slide off in that heat !

LMAO is Blake wearing a wig? hahahaaaaaaaa

[b2H]

I was wondering if the big ending was Blake pushing her off the dock and into the water.

Now THAT would have been the most dramatic, blah, blah, blah....

Anyway, we are 10 minutes into the third hour and still no proposal.  I don’t think I like this new schedule.

Edited August 7, 2018 by b2H

[Armchair Critic]

I figured Harrison was making much ado about nothing. This is just some sniveling from Blake. *yawn*

[backformore]

I'm behind by about an hour.  But Becca's family kept asking if Garret would "challenge"  her.  I think they see what I see - he's not very smart.  

[saber5055]

Becca said BLINDSIDE! *drink*

[Haute Messe]

1 hour ago, Ohwell said:

Can she not just, for once, you know, WALK UP to a guy instead of wrapping her fucking legs around him?  Gawd I am so sick of this! 

How about when she jumped into her mother's lap.....She's like a monkey.

34 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Chris, you got one thing right, this has been painful to watch and I'm not even talking about whoever's about to have a meltdown, but I keep looking at the clock and asking is it over yet. Please hurry up and put me out of my misery. 

Vomit inducing.

1 hour ago, Kareem said:

Someone in Garrett's family said Garrett is 'special'.  Got that right. Wondering how long it's going to take her to realize the dude has a brain like a bb in a boxcar. Hard to imagine forever with him. Yikes.  

His obnoxious sales pitch evidently worked on them. All I could think about was him trying whatever it takes to close the deal. Blah.... Blake's looking slightly better to me.

[DNR]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

14 minutes ago, DNR said:

 

LMAO is Blake wearing a wig? hahahaaaaaaaa

Haha his hair looks weird . Hairline looks glued on .... maybe it’s real but it’s looking fake to me ?

* oh Blake . “It’ll affect who i am forever ( or something like that) ??wimp

[econ07]

Can someone post a video of paint drying?  Pleeeaaaassseeee?!?!

[saber5055]

Harrison: Blake, what would help you move on?

Blake: To be the next Bachelor.

[hyacinth]

Becca's family seemed so sweet, but all I could think of while watching her family (um, mom) was that I need to budget for lip line filler.   No matter the cost.   

When they kept asking, "Is Garrett going to challenge you?" what they meant was "What is his IQ, exactly?"  

[Armchair Critic]

 This is the "the most emotional finale ever"?!? Harrison  you are full of sh*t!

[Artsda]

Blake breaking the internet will make him The Bachelor lol

[tennisgurl]

Well, it will be more emotional if we find out that poor, messed up Blake jumped off a high-rise after this. 

Good Lord, that was brutal. 

[saber5055]

Harrison isn't looking here when he says Blake has "broken the Internet" with all the love and support pouring out for him.

[Mabinogia]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

This is the "the most emotional finale ever"?!? Harrison  you are full of sh*t!

Patience. We haven't gotten to Garrett's tear filled proposal yet. That boy feels a lot of emotions. 

[Armchair Critic]

I have been waiting to take my laundry out because I didn't want to miss the drama. I should have know better.....

[Haute Messe]

1 hour ago, Nowhere said:

Of course it rains and fucks with the dish on every Monday night. Good thing I can read the forums. 

Consider it a blessing.