S10.E11: Faux Weddings and a Funeral

[OnceSane]

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Tinsley tries on wedding dresses with her mother, Dale. While Luann is ending her stint in rehab, the women tough it out during a prison-style workout. A few of the ladies attend the funeral for Bobby Zarin, and Bethenny and Jill Zarin share an intimate moment after the funeral, for the first time in years. Luann heads home after her month in rehab.

[KungFuBunny]

On 6/10/2018 at 3:32 PM, OnceSane said:

Tinsley tries on wedding dresses with her mother, Dale. While Luann is ending her stint in rehab, the women tough it out during a prison-style workout. A few of the ladies attend the funeral for Bobby Zarin, and Bethenny and Jill Zarin share an intimate moment after the funeral, for the first time in years. Luann heads home after her month in rehab.

Is Tinsley stealing a Luann story line?

They're joking right? They aren't even engaged

[Straycat80]

Ah, I never liked Jill but that’s so sad about her husband. 

[Martinigirl]

RIP Bobby

[Keywestclubkid]

Good god you had to throw in you booked a “private plane” **eyeroll**

[KungFuBunny]

Back when the outside of the funeral home was photographed, Dorinda had her muppet coat on

So does Dorinda get out and go to John who's holding her other coat?

Edited June 14, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Neurochick]

I might not have liked Jill all the time, but I believe Bobby really loved her.  Sad.

Ramona was right about one thing, can't hold resentments, I mean life's too fucking short to hold dumbass resentments and for what?  Resentments don't make you money or make you younger.  They just fuck you up.

I hope Luann learned something in rehab, I hope the experience humbled her.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Good god you had to throw in you booked a “private plane” **eyeroll**

IKR! And then she said ‘ I’m alone too’. No, you are not, not in the sane way, it’s not the same as your husband dying. Bethenny is such a narcissistic sometimes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

IKR! And then she said ‘ I’m alone too’. No, you are not, not in the sane way, it’s not the same as your husband dying. Bethenny is such a narcissistic sometimes. 

That whole interaction up until she asked where are the gift bags keep circling back to her lol I was sitting here stunned 

[nexxie]

Bethenny and Kyle looked like twins in that ad!

[CSunshine76]

Bethenny making Bobby’s funeral about her is disgusting.  Pay your respects and shut your mouth. “ I’m alone too” and “I know, I know, I know” while Jill cries to her.  No bitch, you don’t know.

And really, the ONLY time Bobby said no to Jill was in relation to Bethenny?  Stop.  Just stop.

[Sai]

Geez, not even one commercial break in and I'm bawling here.  Death, rehab.  This is some real life, unscripted, sad ass stuff.  RIP Bobby.

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That whole interaction up until she asked where are the gift bags keep circling back to her lol I was sitting here stunned 

Me too! Lol! 

[KungFuBunny]

 

This is coming up

[Straycat80]

I haven’t been in many steam rooms in my life but are those two toilets in there? Ew! 

[Martinigirl]

"I'm not a hugger" You're also not a blonde nor have a bf named Adam.

[KungFuBunny]

So is "Carl" Ramona's contractor, care giver, care taker, or home health attendant?

[lgprimes]

Am I the only one on here PRAYING for Scott to break up with Tinsley? 

[Rosiejuliemom]

Beth's "I'm alone, too." pissed me off.

 

Couldn't she just hug Jill, ask how she, Ally, and the rest of the family are, and offer her condolences? Is that really that hard to do? I get that funerals tend to give people wicked cases of verbal diarrhea but come the fuck on! Bobby's funeral is not about you, Beth! I'm sure it will be cold comfort for Jill to know that you are incapable of maintaining an adult relationship. Your situation is exactly the same as burying a husband of decades!

[bosawks]

Bobby dying to bring Jill and Beth back together seems a little extreme....

[Bronzedog]

Umm, Ramona?  It's "be careful of what you wish for".  Not whatever the hell you said. 

Uh oh.  Tinsley is having a tantrum.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Bronzedog

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

Am I the only one on here PRAYING for Scott to break up with Tinsley? 

Nope! 

[queenjen]

Looks like it could be Gregg Leakes next. Screw cancer taking the nicest men on the franchise. Not that I'm putting Gregg in Bobby's category, Bobby was a saint.

[bosawks]

I agree with Tinsley’s mom, it’s pretty funny.

[nexxie]

Tinsley’s mom! Yikes.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, queenjen said:

Looks like it could be Gregg Leakes next. Screw cancer taking the nicest men on the franchise. Not that I'm putting Gregg in Bobby's category, Bobby was a saint.

Gregg will make a full recovery. He has to. We need all the good husbands we can get to combat the residual evil of Slade Smiley.

[Martinigirl]

Tinsley better pay that bill before she ends up with eggs a la francaise

[WhoaWhoKnew]

What DO they do with eggs if you don't pay?

Do they get destroyed? IDEK.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

Am I the only one on here PRAYING for Scott to break up with Tinsley? 

I think she wants to get married.

I don't think she really wants to have a baby.

I'm starting to wonder if this all had to do with Topper/Tabitha having a baby and then getting married

[Keywestclubkid]

Here let me pressure you to find a husband but then freak him out about having babies with you when your not even close to being engaged. Her mother is a horror 

[Jets4274]

Why was Tinsley wearing all of that heavy jewelry in the sauna? It was like 90 degrees in there. SMH.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Omg Carole has the same nails as Tinsley. This might be some Single White Female shit. 

[queenjen]

4 minutes ago, lgprimes said:

Am I the only one on here PRAYING for Scott to break up with Tinsley? 

You don't need to waste your prayers. I'm pretty sure Tinsley has it covered all on her own. The look on Scott's face when she fell to the ground into the foetal position a couple of episodes back.. sadly, until Tinsley starts acting and dressing and speaking like she's out of primary school, she's going to continue to present as everyone's future PEG.

 

Bethenny just can't interact emotionally with anyone without processing it via her own experience. We all do this, but Bethenny can't seem to stop herself actually verbalizing it and looking like a complete asshole. She DID love Bobby. but it's like the whole Dorinda versus Sonja thing. Jason is still walking (stalking) around on the planet. Bobby Z is gone.

[whydoievencare]

Tinsley is almost unwatchable with all the shrieking she does.  Her mother Dale would be a nightmare to deal with - I can't believe how Dale didn't give a shit what Tinsley's feelings were about what Dale said to Scott. So controlling.  

[Keywestclubkid]

No!!! We are not trying on wedding dresses. WTF is wrong with her and her mother?

[Straycat80]

I’m surprised Tinsley and Mommy Dearest did not go to Kleinfeld’s so she could go on Say Yes To The Dress. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I bet Scott is watching this and contemplating faking his death and moving to the Falklands.

[Martinigirl]

I don't think Dale is going to be the one to scare off Scott

[KungFuBunny]

So Tinsley wants to keep wedding dress browsing between the 2 of them and to not tell Scott...so is he forbidden to watch this episode?

[bosawks]

These two nut bags are ridiculous but a little bit of a palate cleanser from death and substance abuse, just don’t make a habit of them BRAVO!

[Keywestclubkid]

Tinsley is like stage 5 clinger acting right now this is the girl you RUN RUN RUN away from seriously why are you in a wedding dress when you haven’t been proposed to? Beyond psycho. And NOW her mother suggests she might be jumping the gun? Lady you are the one talking her into trying the dresses on and getting her pregnant 

Edited June 14, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[Gem 10]

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think she wants to get married.

I don't think she really wants to have a baby.

I'm starting to wonder if this all had to do with Topper/Tabitha having a baby and then getting married

But Tinsley won’t be the baby anymore.  (Taken from the movie “overboard).

[rideashire]

Not trying to body shame anyone, I swear....but....is Carol really that thin or does she just have no ass? Half the time I'm concerned and the other half I'm not quite sure. She's confusing me.

Also, that first dress Tinsley tried on was hideous. Does anyone know if she and Scott are still together? If they are and not engaged yet he's probably cringing at this episode.

[Jets4274]

Tinsley probably knew that Topper was engaged at this point.  He just got married last week.  She probably did the wedding dress thing to make it seem as though she's close to having her own wedding soon.  Scott's probably running for the hills as we speak.

[ivygirl]

Geez. “I hope he doesn’t see this!!!”

Uh. This isn’t Candid Camera...

[FlyingEgret]

27 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Good god you had to throw in you booked a “private plane” **eyeroll**

I didnt book a private plane but I drank a private beer in honor of Bobby..  

[mwell345]

Tinsley and her mother are just ridiculous.

Trying on wedding dresses.  Baby booties in her stocking.

And Tinsley can stop screeching any time.  

(And no Carole, it’s not a “Southern” thing.)  

[ShawnaLanne]

17 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I haven’t been in many steam rooms in my life but are those two toilets in there? Ew! 

I didn't notice what you were talking about. But steam rooms often have fountains to pour water over rocks for the steam and it may look like a urinal,  I suppose. 

[Gem 10]

Am I missing something?  Did Scott mention marriage?  Why are they trying on wedding dresses?  After seeing Tinsleys Mother, now I understand why the girl is nuts.

OMG, they are screeching over eggs.  

Edited June 14, 2018 by Gem 10

[Rosiejuliemom]

8 minutes ago, queenjen said:

Bethenny just can't interact emotionally with anyone without processing it via her own experience. We all do this, but Bethenny can't seem to stop herself actually verbalizing it and looking like a complete asshole. She DID love Bobby. but it's like the whole Dorinda versus Sonja thing. Jason is still walking (stalking) around on the planet. Bobby Z is gone.

I thought Dorinda kind of went overboard with her reaction to Sonja, but I would have cheered Jill on if she had said something to Beth. The exchanges really are quite similar in a way. It just seemed extra distasteful to make that comparison before the deceased spouse is in the ground.

 

You are absolutely right. There is still a possibility, remote and minuscule as it may be, that Bethenny and Jason will be able to have a good relationship some day. Jill will never be able to have time with Bobby ever again.

 

Tinsley freaking out looking at her frozen eggs while in a wedding dress is the levity that this show needs. Or the red flag that Scott needs to go into witness protection.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Rosiejuliemom