S08.E20: Drama’s for Nerds Part 1

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Ugh David, the spotted oaf.  Big man, popping balloons because they won’t give you more beer.

What the heck was Leah collecting on the table when she was talking to Briana?

I wondered that, too. It was so distracting I couldn’t focus on the conversation.  

[CaliforniaLove]

7 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

The look on the guy's face behind the cameraman after David went stabby on the balloons was hilarious. 

 

Also love how all the cast absolutely loves Barb and she loves them. Besides her swamp daughter. Probably also plays a huge part in her resentment towards Barb. 

Didn't Jenelle say she was gonna take all the shots because SHE'S the Teen Mom?!

[Mkay]

9 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

The look on the guy's face behind the cameraman after David went stabby on the balloons was hilarious. 

 

Also love how all the cast absolutely loves Barb and she loves them. Besides her swamp daughter. Probably also plays a huge part in her resentment towards Barb. 

Someone tweeted this in reply to Randy but I didn’t screen shot their name.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

9 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Someone tweeted this in reply to Randy but I didn’t screen shot their name.  

Was that guy walking with them on the sidewalk at the end? I was trying to decide. 

[LBS]

I hate you all.  It is thunder storming and comfy cozy sleeping weather but all your comments are making me watch this instead of sleeping so I can keep up with the snark.  ??

[LotusFlower]

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

What the heck was Leah collecting on the table when she was talking to Briana?

Pillses?

[citychic]

Kail got Briana shook at the end, she is nothing without her sister in the room to fight for her. Kail really tries to be a bad ass but she's horrible at it. 

Kail had me laughing tho when she was bitching about Javi being around her...Bitch he would not be there if you didn't lay down in the bed with him and have a child! YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF AND THEN BITCH ABOUT IT. Do you know how stupid that makes you look? As stupid as you look in every pair of shorts you wear showing those out of shape legs and that misshapen ass.

 

And speaking of stupid looking - EJ Johnson looks absolutely ridiculous in a tube top showing his belly. I have never been so grateful to be a corn fed midwestern girl who wears hoodies every day.

[MissMel]

30 minutes ago, citychic said:

Do you know how stupid that makes you look? As stupid as you look in every pair of shorts you wear showing those out of shape legs and that misshapen ass.

I keep forgetting to post this.  Plus it belongs in several places and I can never decide which thread is best.  Anyway, it's pretty interesting:

http://www.stevetv.com/clip/don-t-get-butt-implants-without-hearing-this-first

[guilfoyleatpp]

Briana’s eye makeup on the after show is NOT awesome. 

Also she said she had a “BBL” and a “transfer.”

are they not allowed to say Brazilian Butt Lift on tv?

Edited May 15, 2018 by guilfoyleatpp
Gotdammit with the phone typos!

[druzy]

[guilfoyleatpp]

1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Was that guy walking with them on the sidewalk at the end? I was trying to decide. 

It wasn’t him. 

[eskimo]

2 hours ago, Linny said:

--Larry's sarcastic "well this is fun" while managing Kail's demands. You just know he asks himself everyday just how the fuck he came to be in charge of wrangling these over-inflated egos.

Hopefully he then reminds himself that he, and the rest of production, are at least half responsible for creating these over inflated egos.  They should have never treated these girls like 'stars' from the beginning.  Want to walk off stage? Should be 30 Grand deducted from your paycheck.  Each time.  Refuse to let them film once it's been scheduled, 50 Grand deducted.  Treat anybody like shit (especially the kids!), fired.  Instead, each walk-off is handled by giving the girls even more attention and ego-stroking.  No matter how bad they fuck up, someone is there to agree with them (I'm looking at you, Kristin).  I'm afraid it's too late now, this experience has interfered with their maturation (except Chelsea, lol). It's like raising toddlers, you have to start from the beginning.

I have wondered as I watch Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant if they will handle these girls differently if the show progresses.  If they have half a brain they will. 

Edited May 15, 2018 by eskimo
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[Rebecca]

On 5/12/2018 at 6:49 PM, Mkay said:

Bahahahahahaha Memories. I read every Sweet Valley Book.  So funny. 

Exactly. 

Me too! Seeing that made my night!

On 5/13/2018 at 12:58 AM, SheTalksShit said:

I'm excited to see this infamous balloon-popping incident. Everything else, IDK if I'm gonna watch or not, I've lost some interest in the show after watching these girls's diva behavior and even though David sucks, I don't like that they fired him just because he said something offensive on Twitter, that's ridiculous - this show is supposed to be about these girls's lives and the other people in it - SO's, kids, etc. and David is her husband, so he's very much a part of her life. To not film him just because of some shit he said on Twitter is soooo stupid. I'm against people who play dirty like that, tbh. 

How is it playing dirty? Genuinely wondering what that means in this instance.

On 5/13/2018 at 2:32 AM, CaliforniaLove said:

No words. 

Two words: I caaaaan’t.

3 hours ago, eskimo said:

Briana sucks so bad.  I just really hate her. 

I liked this comment and then I unliked it just so I could like it again! Also, I haven’t even watched the episode yet, so my agreement is just in general. ? 

53 minutes ago, druzy said:

“I’ve always been mutual.” What the hell is she talking about? Does she mean impartial? She probably doesn’t know that word even exists though, so maybe she meant neutral? Maybe she’s not a fake friend but she’s certainly stupid...

Edited May 15, 2018 by Rebecca

[Kazu]

4 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

If Kail knows her baby is an unvaccinated disease carrier that needs to be secluded, why did she bring him and put the other babies at risk? 

 

Kanal never had these concerns with her two other boys who were also not vaccinated. Oh wait. Diseases didn't matter before because Briana wasn't around. I love how irritated and annoyed Kanal is about this whole situation. Nothing like that heifer getting her giant panties twisted because Chris AND Javi don't want her scrappy ass. 

Edited May 15, 2018 by Kazu

[LotusFlower]

23 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

“I’ve always been mutual.” What the hell is she talking about? Does she mean impartial? She probably doesn’t know that word even exists though, so maybe she meant neutral? Maybe she’s not a fake friend but she’s certainly stupid...

I'm guessing either "I've always been neutral" or "it's always been mutual" (ie. their discord?)  Probably the former.  She's always so dramastical.

[eskimo]

Sooo, I'm kinda over Brittney.  She's funny and all, but I wonder how tough she really is.  Is she more muscle or more mouth? 

Why on earth did Kail mutilate her body in that way?

Briana telling Leah that she's an adult and can handle herself?  Ahahahahaha  Whatever.  She better shoot that porn before she has anymore babies. 

[happykitteh]

I loathe Briana, usually even more so than Kail, but tonight I LOVED how she was smiling and laughing at Kail when Kail was throwing her diva fits and the loved the way she was getting Kail even more worked up. Who the hell does Kail think she is??? SHE'S supposed to have a private room while the others are expected to share? SHE is supposed to dictate who is in the hair/makeup room at the same time as her? She was such a petty fucking bitch when she wouldn't let Javi use the room for what he said would just be a minute when she herself said she was going to be in there for a long while. Why not just let Javi go in and take care of whatever, then you can have it to yourself? Oh yeah, because you're a fucking bitch! It's not MTVs problem that you CHOSE not to vaccinate your baby, requiring him to have his own room. He shouldn't have been on an airplane or in a hotel if he's that delicate. It's not MTVs problem that you're such a bitch you have no family or trusted friends that could take care of your baby, avoiding the whole issue of him being at risk for illness. If she wasn't such a bitch Javi's mom probably would have babysat him or Vee would have babysat him (assuming she's not with Jo at the reunion). Why couldn't she leave him with Chris or Chris's mother or sisters, assuming he has family? Is she doing strictly breast feeding, no bottles, and couldn't leave him? Not understanding why a woman who has had 2 previous children would feel the need to have a nurse check on a baby that's been crying for an hour before she herself checked him out to see if it was a pain cry, a sick cry or just a fussy cry. Maybe she wouldn't be so paranoid about him being seriously ill if she had VACCINATED HIM!

Unless I'm remembering it wrong, Leah did indeed word it to seem like Javi and Briana were staying in the same hotel room. I hate women (and men) like her who spread gossip, exaggerating the facts to make it more juicy, then when confronted try to act like the innocent victim. Leah did not tell Kail because of "loyalty", she did it to be relevant to a story line. On the off chance there was a grain of loyalty there her dumb ass better wise up and realize Kail has no loyalty to her and would throw her ass under the bus in a fat minute. Corey could not have sounded more disinterested in Leah phone conversation, lol. Gracie didn't look like she was having any fun At. All. Doesn't Leah realize it's normal for her to be tired because of the time change? Dimwit.

I hate to say anything kind about Jenelle but she did look nice when she was talking to Briana outside. Loved that she was "going to drink all the shots!" so that Barb couldn't have any, lol. I mean, after all, SHE is the Teen Mom, hahaha!

Not much to say about Chelsea since she wasn't on much except that she looked beautiful.

Just when my dislike for Kail was greater than Briana the end of the show ruined it and put my hate for Briana back on top. I don't like the three-against-one shit The Coven pulled. Kail and Briana seemed like they were doing a good job hashing things out until the horrid Roxanne had to open her trashy ass mouth and stick her nose in, then Brittany had to join. After that Briana got all cocky and mouthy. I hate the way Brittany goes on with the tough talk. She better watch her ass cuz someday someone is gonna call her bluff. She strikes me as someone whose never been in a fight in her life, just talks shit and thinks she's a badass. Kail could kick any of their asses so they'd better watch their mouths. What is with Roxanne? Does the woman ever shower? She always looks dirty and smelly. Brittany cleaned up well and looked pretty at the party. Someone had posted awhile ago that she had beauty potential and she does. Her skin was gorgeous and she has a beautiful smile - though we rarely see it. I guess her bad attitude made me never realize she can actually be pretty.  Briana's baby is beautiful. Sorry Kail, Briana wins there!

I was disgusted to see Debra from Teen Mom at the party. For Christ sake woman, move the fuck on and get your own life!

[Rebecca]

Are Kailyn’s friends required to have stupid (nick)names? Peach, Sterling and now, Bone. And why the fuck is (the extremely unfortunate) Bone wearing a winter hat indoors? Is she the same sad sack friend Kailyn had that was new last season or was that another ass-kisser of hers? I can’t keep track of all of Kailyn’s inexplicable friendships. Kailyn is such a snowflake. Next she’ll be demanding an all white dressing room a la J.Lo.

Briana and Javi make me wanna puke. Literally, I felt waves of nausea watching them. They’re both idiots and famewhores. I caaaaaan’t. “Treat them like they’re nothing...” so, treat them like they’re YOU, Briana? Briana is trying to avoid drama but she goes around telling everyone about it. Way to show it doesn’t bother you! I know when things don’t bother me I keep bringing them up and saying how unbothered I am! Also, Briana’s ass continues to give me nightmares. Paris Hilton once said that Kim K had an ass that looked like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese...I think that applies even more to Briana than Kim. 

Roxanne has zero business telling anyone else anything at all about inappropriate behavior, ever. Briana only has a hint of strength when she’s surrounded by the coven and it’s 3 on 1.  

Jenelle really thinks these senior citizens are just dying to “take” her children just to fuck with her. So insane. Also insane for her to refer to Doris as “her past.” Jenelle, with her 46 arrests, just HATES drama, clearly. She just wants to “make” ice water in peace and everyone just keeps fucking with her innocent, perfect mother ass. *tiny violin* ? 

So, drunk, disgruntled David was literally stabbing the balloons inches away from that guy with the glasses and camera people! No, that’s totally safe and normal! We could all see how “trapped” the balloons had him! He was fighting for his life, ya know! Fuck.

[Spinckess]

Cant figure it our whats what about !

[Rebecca]

26 minutes ago, Spinckess said:

Cant figure it our whats what about !

?

[Coffeewinewater]

6 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

The look on the guy's face behind the cameraman after David went stabby on the balloons was hilarious. 

 

Also love how all the cast absolutely loves Barb and she loves them. Besides her swamp daughter. Probably also plays a huge part in her resentment towards Barb. 

 

Absolutely.  Did you hear Janelle tell David that Barb shouldn't get any shots ( some of the other girls were trying to give the shots to Barb) because she (Janelle ) is the teen mom not Barb.  What an idiot.

I can't stand Brianna but damn is Kail completely unlikable and I liked that Brianna and her weird ass family went in on Diva  Kail. Lol.

Leah get a grip.

Edited May 15, 2018 by Coffeewinewater

[Coffeewinewater]

6 hours ago, LotusFlower said:

Pillses?

Lol, looked like jewelry. 

[CofCinci]

7 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Briana’s eye makeup on the after show is NOT awesome. 

Also she said she had a “BBL” and a “transfer.”

are they not allowed to say Brazilian Butt Lift on tv?

“Brazilian Butt Lift” is a branded procedure. Probably can’t say it unless someone is paying someone. 

[LegallyRed2]

To defend Kail here, though I don't want to...you cannot vaccinate beyond Hep B until the baby is 2 months old. Assuming Lux was just born, she could NOT have properly vaccinated him. HOWEVER, that does not excuse her taking him on the plane. Leave him at home with a nanny (OR HIS FATHER..oh wait, she picked one that has nothing to him or her) or stay at home and call into the reunion like Amber just did. GOD, that pisses me off - way to put your kid first.

Jenelle declaring "I'M the teen mom" was the most ridiculous thing I've heard all week. Way to own it, Jenelle. She is literally seething with jealousy over her mother being so well liked. Typical narcissist. And am I the only one let down by the balloon popping? I was kind of hoping that he'd gone completely apeshit. Not just some drunk poking of the balloons.

However, I noticed something tonight that Jenelle always does when David starts his weirdo acting out violent behavior. She IMMEDIATELY starts to justify it verbally. "Oh, look. He's caught up in the balloons and mad." Instead of walking up like most normal people would do and telling him to stop it, ASSHOLE. It's disturbing Stockholm Syndrome. What a self esteem nightmare that chick is.

[ghoulina]

Brianna IS ratchet. I love how she acts all put out about the drama, having to go the reunion, etc. She knows damn good and well that she deliberately courts this shit. I have to agree with Leah; don't say anything if you don't want it getting out. You know if she heard about some vacation happening with a friend's ex and some new girl, she'd go running. So have several seats. 

(Also, take that Misfits shirt off. You don't deserve the Misfits - and I doubt you even know who they are. )

And don't even get me started on her family getting involved. I'm not a fan of Kail's and I can't stand how she acts so superior when she gets just as messy with her business, but the issue is between Kail and Briana. It's really not fair to have mother and sister jumping in, when Kail has no one backing her up. 

And where's Javi? Sitting somewhere, eating this all up with a spoon. 

Oh, and Kail - if you're so worried about your newborn being exposed to germs and what-not, leave him home! She does it all the time anyway. But she could have tele-conferenced in. They all do it. 

 

It's funny to see Jenelle and Briana bonding over being outcasts. They would never be "friends" if they hadn't alienated the entire cast with their awful behavior. 

 

I was soooo looking forward to the balloon moment. But it was kind of a letdown. I mean, David was definitely drunk. VERY drunk. And he did have that menacing look on his face. I can see why people would be concerned - when he just suddenly whipped a knife out like that. But....I don't know...I was expecting something more. 

[Juniebaby]

I missed last nights episode but is Kail nursing.  If so she is feeding him her antibodies so he is a little less likely to get sick or catch a disease unless of course she wasn’t vaccinated either.  I agree with everyone she should have either not brought him or if she’s nursing brought someone to watch him while she’s filming.

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, Emkat said:

I CAN'T with Briana in that Misfits shirt.  

I will eat my hat if she knows anything about them at all.

If she does, I guarantee it's not Danzig-era Misfits. Blech. I hate her. 

[ghoulina]

9 hours ago, LotusFlower said:

Pillses?

It was jewelry. No idea why she had so much, all laid out like that. 

 

7 hours ago, Rebecca said:

“I’ve always been mutual.” What the hell is she talking about? Does she mean impartial? She probably doesn’t know that word even exists though, so maybe she meant neutral? Maybe she’s not a fake friend but she’s certainly stupid...

Go easy on Leah, the schools aren't well in her area. 

Yea, I think she meant she meant that she tries not to pick sides and be friends with everyone. And, to her credit, I think that's mostly true. I think she's handled herself well with this Briana-Kail shit, and Jenelle just attacked her because she's friends with Kail. Leah is easier to mess with because she won't really fight back. 

6 hours ago, happykitteh said:

Unless I'm remembering it wrong, Leah did indeed word it to seem like Javi and Briana were staying in the same hotel room.

I don't remember, but if she did - I don't think she meant to. See my post above (the schools aren't well where she's from). 

Plus, the situation WAS kind of confusing. They were technically sharing a room. It was a hotel SUITE, with separate bedrooms. But they had a lot more access to each other than they would have in a normal hotel setting. So I think acting like they were NOT sharing a room was a bit disingenuous. I think she said it had 3 rooms. Okay, so you've got 4 adults and 4 kids - who's staying in which rooms? 

[Booger666]

Loved that they showed Barb hanging out in the hotel lobby so she could greet all the cast members with a big hug.  And while Barb is busy being friendly with everyone Janelle was probably in her room doing drugs.  Was this the time Janelle stayed at an AirBnB instead of the cast hotel?

Janelle and Brianna cackling about how the others are mean girls was also a hoot.  If you are in the corner talking shit about how the other girls “are nothing” and “ignore them unless they talk to you first and then just give a dismissive response” then you two are not only the meanest of mean girls but dumb as shit for not seeing it.

Kail blocking Javi from using the bathroom/changing room also had me laughing.  Who stands outside of a bathroom and tells someone else they can’t use it while they leisurely take their time collecting their belongings and then says they are going to be a looong time in the bathroom?  Instead of being a spokesperson for waist trainers she needs to be the spokesperson for Fabreeze.

Edited May 15, 2018 by Booger666

[Mr. Miner]

Karl looks like she could be a prison guard at a max security men's prison. I'd love to see her and Bone mix it up with Brianna and Brittany.

UBT is another lightweight redneck, GTFOOH and take your John Lithgow looking bitch with you.

[Mkay]

6 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Are Kailyn’s friends required to have stupid (nick)names? Peach, Sterling and now, Bone. And why the fuck is (the extremely unfortunate) Bone wearing a winter hat indoors? Is she the same sad sack friend Kailyn had that was new last season or was that another ass-kisser of hers? I can’t keep track of all of Kailyn’s inexplicable friendships. Kailyn is such a snowflake. Next she’ll be demanding an all white dressing room a la J.Lo.

Briana and Javi make me wanna puke. Literally, I felt waves of nausea watching them. They’re both idiots and famewhores. I caaaaaan’t. “Treat them like they’re nothing...” so, treat them like they’re YOU, Briana? Briana is trying to avoid drama but she goes around telling everyone about it. Way to show it doesn’t bother you! I know when things don’t bother me I keep bringing them up and saying how unbothered I am! Also, Briana’s ass continues to give me nightmares. Paris Hilton once said that Kim K had an ass that looked like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese...I think that applies even more to Briana than Kim. 

Roxanne has zero business telling anyone else anything at all about inappropriate behavior, ever. Briana only has a hint of strength when she’s surrounded by the coven and it’s 3 on 1.  

Jenelle really thinks these senior citizens are just dying to “take” her children just to fuck with her. So insane. Also insane for her to refer to Doris as “her past.” Jenelle, with her 46 arrests, just HATES drama, clearly. She just wants to “make” ice water in peace and everyone just keeps fucking with her innocent, perfect mother ass. *tiny violin* ? 

So, drunk, disgruntled David was literally stabbing the balloons inches away from that guy with the glasses and camera people! No, that’s totally safe and normal! We could all see how “trapped” the balloons had him! He was fighting for his life, ya know! Fuck.

The one with the winter hat indoors was Quay.  Quay is blonde, bone is redheaded. They both have the last name of Estrada.  Sisters, maybe?

[Mr. Miner]

7 hours ago, Kazu said:

Nothing like that heifer getting her giant panties twisted because Chris AND Javi don't want her scrappy ass. 

lol funny!

[ghoulina]

10 minutes ago, Mkay said:

The one with the winter hat indoors was Quay.  Quay is blonde, bone is redheaded. They both have the last name of Estrada.  Sisters, maybe?

I certainly hope so. It would be one less set of idiotic parents, doling out idiotic names. 

[jumper sage]

I will have to defend Kail in this one instance.  Just this once.

We have to remember that Brianna would not allow her first daughter's father to take her to his mother's house because she doesn't know what will go down.  OK, now we have Javi being all shitty and not telling Kail and Jo what he is really doing.  I say no go.  He not only had his own son but had Jo's son too.  It was really between Kail and Javi and I don't know why Brianna is getting in the middle of it.  Kail even said it was about Javi.

I see there is no separate thread for the after show.  Brianna was a bitch on that show.  Just saying.

Edited May 15, 2018 by jumper sage
checked for thread for after show

[MissChris]

1 hour ago, Juniebaby said:

I missed last nights episode but is Kail nursing.  If so she is feeding him her antibodies so he is a little less likely to get sick or catch a disease unless of course she wasn’t vaccinated either.  I agree with everyone she should have either not brought him or if she’s nursing brought someone to watch him while she’s filming.

It does provide some protection, but not so much that I would have felt comfortable bringing my infant on a plane all the way across the country. For example, breast milk antibodies don't seem to protect against whooping cough Paper on breast milk antibodies and whooping cough which is so dangerous in young babies. 

But we all know that Kail's kids, while better cared for than many of the Teen Mom babies, still take a back seat to anything Kail wants for herself. 

[Adiba]

23 minutes ago, jumper sage said:

I will have to defend Kail in this one instance.  Just this once.

We have to remember that Brianna would not allow her first daughter's father to take her to his mother's house because she doesn't know what will go down.  OK, now we have Javi being all shitty and not telling Kail and Jo what he is really doing.  I say no go.  He not only had his own son but had Jo's son too.  It was really between Kail and Javi and I don't know why Brianna is getting in the middle of it.  Kail even said it was about Javi.

I see there is no separate thread for the after show.  Brianna was a bitch on that show.  Just saying.

 

Didn't watch but came here to enjoy the snark. I do remember Briana not allowing Devoin to take the baby--and I agreed with that--also, in a "normal" scenario I would agree with Kail needing to know and approve of who would be staying with her sons in Florida. However, she is a hypocrite, too. Remember when she tried to hide from Javi that Chris was staying/sleeping over in their (still jointly owned home) at the time? She has no room to talk, imo. And anything that gets under Kail's "the rules are different for me" skin I'm for --as long as no kids are in danger.

 

Javi is like a spiteful teenager--but so is Kail. And as far as being a famewhore--well yes, but aren't they all? I mean, if you are willing to put your life on a reality show (especially for so long) --doesn't that equate to fame-seeking?

Edited May 15, 2018 by Adiba
spelling

[Rebecca]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

The one with the winter hat indoors was Quay.  Quay is blonde, bone is redheaded. They both have the last name of Estrada.  Sisters, maybe?

The fuck?!

ETA: “Quay” is an 8th grade teacher?! Wut?! https://mobile.twitter.com/m_estradaaa?lang=en

And her name is actually Michaela. Maybe they use aliases because they’re embarrassed of the show and their “friend” Kailyn. But Quay?

Edited May 15, 2018 by Rebecca

[Kazu]

@JuniebabyKail is NOT breastfeeding. She stopped early on.

[BitterApple]

13 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

How the hell is Leah so skinny.? Damn! I cannot even mask my jealousy.

Right?! Bitch had a twin pregnancy followed by another baby and she's still got her high school figure. Damn her and her fast metabolism.

It pains me to pay any of these hoes a compliment, but Briana is really pretty when she's dolled up. I loved that sparkly eye shadow on her. 

It's awesome the way the other cast members genuinely care about Barb. That must make her feel good considering her own daughter treats her like shit.

Kail stomping around like a deranged elephant, shouting demands? Bitch, please. I wish Larry would've told her to take her ass home. 

Edited May 15, 2018 by BitterApple

[Rebecca]

If Briana is actually attractive my extreme dislike must make me blind to it. I think there’s something repulsive about her. I literally don’t like looking at her face. She especially has a gross mouth to me. I don’t like Brittany either but I can acknowledge that she has potential to be pretty when she actually tries. Briana, imo, not so much. I just can’t see it.

And Catelynn from OG should NEVER stand next to Leah. She looked more than twice Leah's size!

Edited May 15, 2018 by Rebecca

[akr]

10 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

The fuck?!

Ok, I blame the influence of the strangely named friends for “Lux.”

Well, the nicknames aren't their actual names (Bone appears to be Bonnie, & Quay appears to be short for Michaella (because Chae or Chay won't get pronounced right, & Kay makes her sound 70?)). Works for me, so long as it's not on the birth certificate or a job application.

[BitterApple]

19 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Didn't watch but came here to enjoy the snark. I do remember Briana not allowing Devoin to take the baby--and I agreed with that--also, in a "normal" scenario I would agree with Kail needing to know and approve of who would be staying with her sons in Florida. However, she is a hypocrite, too. Remember when she tried to hide from Javi that Chris was staying/sleeping over in their (still jointly owned home) at the time? She has no room to talk, imo. And anything that gets under Kail's "the rules are different for me" skin I'm for --as long as no kids are in danger.

 

Javi is like a spiteful teenager--but so is Kail. And as far as being a famewhore--well yes, but aren't they all? I mean, if you are willing to put your life on a reality show (especially for so long) --doesn't that equate to fame-seeking?

Yes, to all of this. How many random dudes has Kail had around those kids? Not to mention the rotating carousel of sycophants she recruits for nanny duty? Hell, she just dragged an unvaccinated newborn cross-country because no way was she missing out on a free trip, so she can spare me with her Mama Bear bullshit.

The thing is, the issue really isn't even the kids. The kids are just the instrument Kail uses as an excuse to be a total bitch and wield her mighty sword over anyone who doesn't dance to her tune. 

I can't remember Leah's exact wording with regards to the hotel, but a less shit-stirring way to mention it to Kail might have been to simply say Briana was going to Disney with them, and then let Kail take it from there. 

I forgot to mention earlier that I think it's hilarious the episode title came from Cole. I was dying when he was in the hotel room asking who wanted to fight him.

[Lemur]

Imma defend Leah for a minute here.  Brianna didn't *have* to tell her that she and Javi were hanging out in Florida when Javi was bringing the kids down there.  And she didn't exactly disclose the fact that they were staying in a multi-bedroom suite, but let's be honest, it wouldn't have mattered because those two would be going at like a couple of rabbits anyway.  Don't try to tell me the point of her hanging out with him wasn't to have the sex.  Of course it was.  Also, Javi was acting super sketchy when Kail called to talk to her kids.  If he hadn't acted like he'd been caught with his dick hanging out, and it was all no big deal, shit probably wouldn't have been so extreme.  But to quote Eleanor Shellstrope, Brianna and the Coven are just some messy benches who love drama.  They were going to play it all out for max effect. Hence, telling the class airhead fully knowing that she was gonna kick off a round of the Telephone Game.  Javi's just as dumb for playing into it, but then again, this is a man who married Kail so we know he's not smart.  God, why are all of these people so reprehensible except for Chelsea and her family?  

 

Also, what the hell happened to all of the sod on The Land?  Did UBT manage to kill that too? 

[Rebecca]

5 minutes ago, akr said:

Well, the nicknames aren't their actual names (Bone appears to be Bonnie, & Quay appears to be short for Michaella (because Chae or Chay won't get pronounced right, & Kay makes her sound 70?)). Works for me, so long as it's not on the birth certificate or a job application.

Yeah, I edited it like 20 mins ago when I found out they’re just (horrible) nicknames. Still stupid nicknames, imo.

[cheewhiz]

I was just checking out the Brazilian Butt Lift procedure.  It costs about $10,000.  This is what the single mom of 2, living in a cramped apartment with her mother and sister, spends her money on? Ridiculous and irresponsible.

[MargeGunderson]

Given all of the diva/dramastic behavior of these immature idiots, I can't imagine any of them with a "regular" job. I mean, how the hell would they get along with their coworkers or follow simple instructions without back talk?  Maybe Leah, but that's it (Cate would be too lazy). And you know they aren't saving money so that they have a good cushion when this ride comes to an end. Real life is going to be an unpleasant surprise when they find out that no one gives a crap about D-list reality stars once the show is over. 

[Kazu]

14 minutes ago, cheewhiz said:

I was just checking out the Brazilian Butt Lift procedure.  It costs about $10,000.  This is what the single mom of 2, living in a cramped apartment with her mother and sister, spends her money on? Ridiculous and irresponsible.

It was given for free in exchange for having the procedure done on a live feed by Dr. Miami.

My point on the Kail, Javi, and Briana mess is based on what Kail said on the after show last week, not what was said by Briana to Leah. Kail felt Javi lied to her about wanting to work on their relationship. That tells me she was also wanting to work on the relationship. It was also her way to have some dude with her because Chris doesn't want her. Reminiscent of Kail lying to Javi when she led him to believe they would work on their marriage when he returned home from overseas.

It doesn't matter how Leah would have told Kail. It doesn't matter how Kail received the news. She is pissed that Javi pulled on her what she pulled on him a few years ago. Assuming she is telling the truth. I take this whole "Javi wants to work on getting back together" with a grain of salt. Kail is the one who wanted him to want her, not the other way around.

Edited May 15, 2018 by Kazu

[Coffeewinewater]

16 minutes ago, Kazu said:

It was given for free in exchange for having the procedure done on a live feed by Dr. Miami.

My point on the Kail, Javi, and Briana mess is based on what Kail said on the after show last week, not what was said by Briana to Leah. Kail felt Javi lied to her about wanting to work on their relationship. That tells me she was also wanting to work on the relationship because if she wasn't interested in getting back with Javi (only because Chris doesn't want her), she wouldn't then be bothered by Javi being with Briana. Reminiscent of Kail lying to Javi when she led him to believe they would work on their marriage when he returned home from overseas.

More like, interested in having Javi sniffing  her ass as he chases her. She has no interest in Javi  except to boost her ego. Exactly, if Chris wanted Kail she wouldn't care what Javi was doing.

Edited May 15, 2018 by Coffeewinewater

[Kazu]

8 minutes ago, Coffeewinewater said:

More like, interested in having Javi sniffing  her ass as he chases her. Exactly, if Chris wanted Kail she wouldn't care what Javi was doing.

Right. That is why I added to my post. :-)  I clicked submit too fast.

Kail just wants any dude to want her. How dare Javi not be interested in her.

[blueorchid]

I have never fast forwarded through so much of an episode of this show before. I maintain that Briana is not interesting and should not have been added to the cast, and showing her petty conflict with Kail does not change my opinion. 

Kail insisting on her own separate area and then complaining about said separate area not being up to her standards, bitch whatever. 

Usually I am entertained by grown women acting like children but in this case I was bored. I only tuned in to see if Jenelle and lurch really white trashed it up, and I will continue to tune because I am eagerly awaiting Jenelle and Lurch's downfall. I too was disappointed by the balloon popping. I imagined many more balloons and a lot more wild swinging around on lurch's part, lol. Though i guess if I was there I might be scared the balloons popping was guns.

Sigh. Until next week!
 

Edited May 15, 2018 by blueorchid
correction