blueorchid

I watched that video of Ensley crying, at least what I could stand. She was very upset and not even just having a toddler tantrum, so that was very hard to watch. I doubt all this attention on his family is very good for Colin's schizophrenia and is obviously affecting his choices. I also watched what I could stand of those court house parking lot videos and noticed Jenelle holding her daughter but not really paying any attention to her and side eyeing the cameras. I highly doubt Jenelle will be able to sabotage Barb's custody of the kids over the video or anything else.

Well this has been an excellent week in a sense that we all got to watch the downfall or Jenelle and her gross, hatred spewing husband! I'm happy and sad for the kids, obviously. After Lurch killed the dog and it got out that a judge had signed for the removal of the girls from the home, I remember thinking he was for sure going to kill them all before CPS could take them. He didn't, likely because he has already been to jail and has no desire to go back, so I don't share the same concern as others that Barb is in huge danger. She probably already has home security to protect her from weirdo fans. I also think Barb likely has more money and financial security than she did when she was raising Jenelle, which hopefully would mean this time around she wouldn't have the same stressors she had then. But another lesson to learn here is that money does not buy children's happiness. I'm sure they had all kinds of toys and animals and stupid stuff they didn't need with lurch and jenelle. Now they can have safety too. Who thinks Jenelle's she-shed is just collecting dust now that she can take all the baths she wants undisturbed? Lurch is probably being nicer to her than ever because it is undeniable and in plain site how much he has cost her. I look forward to laughing my ass off next tuesday when we may find out what steps they have to take to regain their children.

I am probably the only one on here who likes Paul and Karine. I think they have the best shot of all these couples because they are similar ages and levels of attractiveness, and she seems calm and understanding of his neurosis. I do think he's stupid for not taking a portuguese class before coming over, and the fact that they don't speak the same language is super duper weird now that I think about it. The other couples can at least communicate without a translator. I take back what i said. I love me some Angela. I don't care that she's been on Maury twice, and is a ridiculous person who seems way too comfortable in her own skin. I would like to drink boxed wine with her. I do not care for Tariq. His main reason for going to the philippians was to use his dick, and i bet the second the cameras left he was all over poor, dead inside Hazel even though she made it clear she did not want to give it up just yet. I think Ricky is kind of cute and seems nice, but is obviously stupid for thinking a girl that young and pretty will do anything remotely physical with him. I'm over Darcy and Jesse. I do think she looks good compared to last season but it is so obvious that this man is not going to marry her. Plus I don't understand her pushing the step dad thing when her daughters are basically teenagers who are probably more mature than she is. They know what's up. They know this guy will probably never be their step dad. I'm on the fence about the British guy, Jon. I think he may have lost some braincells fighting in bars because he seems slow. Plus it's really dumb that he didn't save some money for a hotel.

Jenelle: Barb handled news really calmly during the first exchange of Jace, offered two good suggestions, and props to her for that cause I would have whacked Jenelle with a tire iron. Good for her for looking out for Kaiser. Chelsea: I’m sorry but I love Chelsea’s mom, always have, always will. I'm glad things appear to have worked out with Adam's parents. Kale: fast forward Briana : JESUS ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SURGERY AND JAVI, fast forward, except I like to see Devoin. That was sweet what he said about Nova and Stella. I still think there’s too many people in that damn apartment. Leah: Sad for Ali as usual, fast forward. Ali’s life is unimaginable to me, even with me having watched a lot of it. I guess the show is good for her in a sense that it provides a lot of extra income for health insurance.

This season has been BOOOORING. I blame Briana. Why did they add her to the show again? Nathan is not articulate. I think he lies a lot and is an idiot, but is still a better parent than Jenelle, (as if that's hard.) Whenever I start to like Leah, I remember that she too is an idiot who basically gave her twins the same name. Didn’t feel like watching the Hawaiian vacation montage. I'm absolutely not into the whole kail-javi-briana triangle. I don’t care who sky dives and gets plastic surgery. As for Chelsea, I guess it was nice of her to get Aubree and Adam’s other kid together, but I remember when the other girl was born and she was basically against it. She “didn’t want Aubree to have a sibling.” I see you, Chelsea.

Anyone sleeping with Kail is gross to me. Leah and Chelsea are fine. Briana is stupid but I might be the only one on here that likes her family dynamic. It’s nice to see them accepting Devoin back in. Maybe I’m just being wishy washy. Jenelle’s brother! WHAAAT. He seems slow, maybe it's a side effect of medication. Ever since I saw (and was horrified by) Jenelle’s episode of 16 and pregnant, I’ve been blown away by her lack of maternal instinct. I think therapy with her and Jace is a great and necessary thing. That kid will need a lot of therapy, hopefully not just one on one with his birth mother. I think the show ending will benefit Jace that most.

So now on top of putting David before all of her children and family, she is putting him above her financial future and the jobs of the crew. Despite this, I'm really glad that Jenelle hasn't signed a contract yet with MTV. I hope it falls through, then the stupid show can fall through. It sounds like half the kids aren't going to be on it anyway. I'm hopeful that without the show they won't have money for drugs or vacations and will give up all their kids. I haven't noticed her or David coming out and denying these accusations, just deflecting them. I hope this is it for them.

I paused my usual fast forwarding of Briana and the Coven to watch Brittney emasculate Javi in the kitchen in front of the camera crew, lol. I might show more interest in the Javi-Briana side plot of I didn't know they broke up so quickly. I didn't mind Kail and her lesbian crew, I thought it was cute they all went out together with Joe and Vee. Jenelle obviously wasn't too upset about Jace's 911 incident to go out to breakfast with Lurch and the baby! Wouldn't you think that if they TRULY thought Barb was abusing Jace, short fused Lurch would have knocked down Barb's door the night before? Also, when on the phone with him Jenelle said "you know" so many times I tried making it a drinking game but couldn't keep up. It was nice to see Leah folding laundry and making an attempt to control a chaotic halloween evening. I think she's come a long way since her pillsies days and I applaud her for that. Chelsea is still boring. Don't announce to people that you stopped birth control and are going to be busy raw dogging your husband soon. TMI. Tell everyone once you succeed in making the baby, IMO.

I chuckled when Jade was complaining to her mom about needing help with the baby, her mom perked up and was all "OH DO YOU NEED US TO MOVE BACK IN WITH YOU??" and Jade quickly moved past it and continued to vent. I felt a tiny tiny tiny twinge of sympathy for Danae finding out that he was no longer to be a part of the baby's life. Even awful people are capable of loving babies they are told they will raise. We all called this a loooong time ago that they wouldn't work out, but let's not forget that young people are stupid and think love at that age will last forever. I know this is really mean but I wonder if Kyler has fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm searching his face and actions for some reason for him being socially and emotionally challenged.

Kayla: Like many of you, I very much wanted to reach through my tv and slap the shit out of Stephan. Kayla's mom had every right to call the cops with someone refusing to leave her home! Who knows why she didn't. Best of luck to Kayla in the future, meaning I think her future will be the shittiest out of all the girls on the show, thanks to her sperm donor. Briana: I'm glad briana and the baby are back home with her mom and sister where they belong. Danae still sucks, but not quite as much as Stephan. Some distance probably made their breakup easier. Lexie: WTF is Kyler's problem???? He is ugly, Lexie is way out of his league!!! Am I to believe that there are a bunch of other girls lining up outside his mom's house to lay under his massive body weight?? I hope Lexie takes her stepfather's advice, yet I think that neither she nor Kyler will leave their small town so sadly, she may never get over him. Jade: I'm glad she kicked Sean out of the house. I agree that his giving her a ring but not changing anything about himself does not a healthy marriage make. Jade's parents are pretty big screw ups but I am now really curious about Sean's. Ashley: When I first watched this show I assumed that Ashley and Bar would be the most cuckoo bananas because of his mom, but their drama has fizzled out these last few episodes, aside from fighting about each other's moms (get used to doing that forever, kids) Good for them.

I have never fast forwarded through so much of an episode of this show before. I maintain that Briana is not interesting and should not have been added to the cast, and showing her petty conflict with Kail does not change my opinion. Kail insisting on her own separate area and then complaining about said separate area not being up to her standards, bitch whatever. Usually I am entertained by grown women acting like children but in this case I was bored. I only tuned in to see if Jenelle and lurch really white trashed it up, and I will continue to tune because I am eagerly awaiting Jenelle and Lurch's downfall. I too was disappointed by the balloon popping. I imagined many more balloons and a lot more wild swinging around on lurch's part, lol. Though i guess if I was there I might be scared the balloons popping was guns. Sigh. Until next week!

Kayla: How hilarious that Stephen lived in his own place or whatever but had the electricity shut off! Class young-idiot-who-can't-budget scenario. I see that Kayla is setting herself up for a lifetime of disappointment from men by sleeping with Stephen and expecting that to fix their relationship. Lexie: Kyler might be more cruel than I thought. Supposedly he gave Lexie a promise ring at one point but I am not seeing any emotional availability or sensitivity from him whatsoever. Briana: Just go on home to your mama, baby girl. Don't hesitate. As a mother myself, this is my most honest advice for you. Jade: poor Jade, the only working member of her household, is always surrounded by immature people, either her parents, her infant or her fiancé Sean. Is Sean super hungover or just a whiney little bitch when it comes to being woken up? Ashley: She and Bar bored me this episode. It's always hilarious to me how the moms on this show expect daycare to be super affordable. They are all in for a rude awakening.

Things that stood out to me this episode: Leah had 92 unread text messages on her iphone MTV drew a witch drawing after one of Briana's lame-o scenes with her mom and sister, a reference to this message board's COVEN title? Jenelle crying about how Jenelle feels, not over the possibility of losing her children.

Danae certainly is an abusive prick. I like Briana though. I still don't get why they even considered putting Danae on the birth certificate? Wouldn't that be fraud? Jade's boyfriend seems a little slow but sweet. However I would be flipping tables if my baby daddy quit/got fired and spent his days playing video games instead of looking for another job. And if i were HIM, I'd be freaking out at her parents sleeping in my home/in my bed. I'm over Kayla's story. I honestly think she is never going to go to college. Her baby daddy currently holds the title for shittiest sperm donor of this show, in my opinion. Bar and Ashley seem alright to me, and I like the drama they bring to the table. I too have a crazy ass MIL and understand the stress and annoyance that comes with that once you have a baby and they try to make it about them. Someone on here said that Bar's mom is basically Amber Portwood from teen mom OG in a few years and I think that is accurate. Lexie and that fat guy she is with seem ok to me. I have a soft spot for her because I live in the same state, have driven through her small town a few times on my way to cooler places and imagine it would be boring to grow up there. It's kind of remote. It seems to be a given that she will be a good, attentive mom. I feel bad for her because that guy is probably her first love, ugh being a teenager is the worst.

Let's not leave out how Amber also made her cousin who is an actual mom to three kids come and help her around the house!