S10.E01: Gouls Just Wanna Have Fun

[OnceSane]

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Newly divorced Luann sits down with Dorinda and starts to open up about her relationship with Tom; Bethenny mourns an unexpected death in the family; Carole preps to run the New York City Marathon; Dorinda throws an epic Halloween party.

[KungFuBunny]

OMG it's 9:00 PM!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

So Sonja actually owns that horrific Marie Antoinette costume?

[KungFuBunny]

To come

[Pickles]

Starting off the show with Bethenny telling us how wonderful and charitable she is.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

To come

I...sort of love 2000Britney!Ramona.

Edited April 5, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[farmgal4]

Bethenny and Ramona look great in their THs.

1 minute ago, Pickles said:

Starting off the show with Bethenny telling us how wonderful and charitable she is.

She did A LOT, helped hundreds, if not thousands, of people.  She deserves props IMO.

[KungFuBunny]

[Sherilea43]

I cannot stand Bethanny. Pat yourself on the back once again. " everyone saw I did it, myself, I did it!" Ughhhh But doing charity isn't about being recognized? Ok, then why did you plaster it on Instagram over and over and have to come running out of the gates in the first th to make sure we all knew what you did for the victims of the Hurricane? You could raise awareness without the details of what you pulled off. Not everyone can afford to charter a plane you twit! Also, was it necessary to mention the amount of money that Tinsly donated and then Ramona's. Shady mess that ego maniac!

[Straycat80]

I’m so happy this show is back! It’s my favorite housewife franchise! 

3 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Bethenny and Ramona look great in their THs.

She did A LOT, helped hundreds, if not thousands, of people.  She deserves props IMO.

She has props from me. Good for Bethenny. 

[Pickles]

Bethenny did do a lot. Good for her. But, I also heard that she treated people horribly on those charitable trips.

luann's face looks different. Very refreshed. Extra Botox?

[ivygirl]

Luann’s chest is kinda red—wonder if she got a peel or dermabrasion.

Carole’s TH look is oddly monochrome. Or maybe one Pantone, at 100% on the shirt and at 10% on her face.

Edited April 5, 2018 by ivygirl

[tinaw]

     Carol says "Tinsley and I have become good friends"

So Carol is that why you have the same color hair is Tinsley?

[farmgal4]

Sonja already looks ghoulish in her TH, so she won’t need to buy a mask for the Halloween party.

[JD5166]

I can assure you Tinsley is no Sheryl Sandburg (I doubt she even know who that is). He is using “Q4” as an excuse to not be around you.....Carol basically just said that, you moron. 

Props to Beth for doing her part, she can certainly afford it! There is no reason all of them shouldn’t have chipped in a little, IMO. She needs people to watch her crappy flipping houses show, she has no be nice now! 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Who ever did Sonja's TH makeup needs their license revoked.

[ivygirl]

1 minute ago, farmgal4 said:

Sonja already looks ghoulish in her TH, so she won’t need to buy a mask for the Halloween party.

It’s almost like low-wattage Siouxsie Sioux, except a) don’t mess with Siouxsie and b) Sonja isn’t exactly a forerunner of the goth-punk movement.

[Straycat80]

Did all these women have work done over the summer or just wearing a ton of makeup? 

[farmgal4]

Just now, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Who ever did Sonja's TH makeup needs their license revoked.

I agree!  The hair is horrible too!

[ivygirl]

Speaking of ghoulish—Bethenny’s snapchats of a dying dog and her sobbing.

I don’t begrudge people their feels, but... It’s how she was presenting it...

Edited April 5, 2018 by ivygirl

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Speaking of ghoulish—Bethenny’s snapchats of a dying dog and her sobbing.

I don’t begrudge people their feels, but... 

That was a “LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE” moment!

[farmgal4]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Speaking of ghoulish—Bethenny’s snapchats of a dying dog and her sobbing.

I don’t begrudge people their feels, but... 

It was during that Snapchat that I realized Bethenny may have no true friends.

[Sherilea43]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

 

Speaking of ghoulish—Bethenny’s snapchats of a dying dog and her sobbing.

I don’t begrudge people their feels, but... It’s how she was presenting it...

 

This is what I mean about her. Me, me,me ...instead of filming your sick dying dog for your fans, why not get her to a vet as soon as you can so they can make her as comfortable as possible? I am obsessed with my lab and if he was laying lethargic on the floor, I wouldn't be filming him for social media!!! She aggravates me.

[KungFuBunny]

All of the ladies look like they lost 5 to 10 pounds...and gave it all to Sonja

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda's channeling Miranda Priestly in her TH.

[KungFuBunny]

Oh my bad --- I thought John's outfit said S.W.E.A.T.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Really, Luann? 

How could she think that costume was a good idea?

Edited April 5, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[ivygirl]

“Come over, whoever ya dressed as!”

That could just ALWAYS apply for Sonja, right?

[ShawnaLanne]

Oh my freaking God,  Lu's body bronzer is a dime shy of black face and the hair is insultingly ridiculous. F Lu.  

[Pickles]

Carole was smoking a cigarette on camera. The British hair and makeup guy at Dorinda's used to be on Ladies of London working for Caroline Stanbury.

[ShawnaLanne]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh my bad --- I thought John's outfit said S.W.E.A.T.

THAT is hilarious. 

[Straycat80]

How is Dorinda sitting down in that dress? I swear I saw bubbles on the butt.

oh Lu, no, just no. 

[ShawnaLanne]

Okay, I may have defended Bethany about her posting about her dead dog,  cuz I've lost a soul pet,  but her filmed breakdown for social media was such an attention seeker thing. 

[KungFuBunny]

Oooh oooh Dorinda is hitting the liquor pretty hard...she's morphing into Lady GarBle

Edited April 5, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Sherilea43]

Luann is on WWHL tonight. Guarantee Andy will quiz her about that outfit choice. Let's see her back pedal that one!! Ms. Ettiquette. 

[ivygirl]

8 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Okay, I may have defended Bethany about her posting about her dead dog,  cuz I've lost a soul pet,  but her filmed breakdown for social media was such an attention seeker thing. 

In the words of Bananarama (Or... Ella... d’oh) “It ain’t what ya do, it’s the way that ya do it.”* 

Totally see mourning. Totally see posting something. But it was totally a LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! moment, as @JD5166 said.

LOL Carole smokes in costume. Carole Jayne, the alter ego!

Edited April 5, 2018 by ivygirl
Correcting music notes

[ShawnaLanne]

I'm so glad I don't drink anymore. Thanks Dorinda for their reminder of why it's awesome!

Edited April 5, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[Boofish]

Lots of people talk about what they did and or are doing for charity. It sometimes brings awareness and donations. She was proud of what she did and the people she helped. Celebrities do this constantly. At least she is actually putting in money and resources and not just begging for money. She asking other people of means to help people without. I live in Houston and JJ Watt raised MILLIONS from ordinary people thru his "foundation" then paid millions to a friend to distribute the money. He took from people in need based on name recognition. At least Bethany took from the rich.

Edited April 5, 2018 by Boofish

[KenyaJ]

The Drunk Dorinda time lapse gave me life!

And Luann, blackface isn't any less offensive when it's orangeface. I can't believe her.

[athousandclowns]

27 minutes ago, Sherilea43 said:

This is what I mean about her. Me, me,me ...instead of filming your sick dying dog for your fans, why not get her to a vet as soon as you can so they can make her as comfortable as possible? I am obsessed with my lab and if he was laying lethargic on the floor, I wouldn't be filming him for social media!!! She aggravates me.

Oh crap I remember  reading that on her forum do they show much ? My best buddy has cancer and I don't think I can take it.  I'm sure there is some kind of alcohol here. I've been looking  Forward to the return of these housewives. Are any of them housewives??  

On second thought I better not bring alcohol into the mix as I was eating a cookie and went to get him a treat in other hand and put his treat all the way into my mouth.  

Edited April 5, 2018 by athousandclowns
My I pad sucks and keeps blacking out

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Bethenny's costume reminds me of the Rugrats episode where Angelica ran away from home in her toy convertible.

 

[sadiebyuca]

Dorinda is my favorite drunk on the planet.  I want to hang with her when she's drinking sooooo bad. 

Carole's hair is horrible, but when she said her life would be easier if she could learn to be insincere, she became my soul sister. 

Luann's costume was fine.  The black face was NOT fine.  What the heck was she thinking? Not okay. 

[Sherilea43]

2 minutes ago, athousandclowns said:

Oh crap I remember  reading that on her forum do they show much ? My best buddy has cancer and I don't think I can take it.  I'm sure there is some kind of alcohol here. I've been looking  Forward to the return of these housewives. Are any of them housewives??  

No, just a quick shot of her actually in the lethargic state for a few seconds. She did a whole thing on her social media at the time. No one needs to see the actual suffering of an animal. Post some happier time pics and explain what happened after for your condolences..IMO. It's morbid. Plus, like I said...she needed to scoop her up immediately to get her to comfort, not film live on social media. Selfish.

[Bronzedog]

It's unbelievable how much these women can drink.  I stopped being able to drink like that in my 20s.

Oh, Bethenny. I've wanted to be able to visit the Rainbow Bridge, too.  That broke my heart.

[noveltylibrary]

Carole thought she was looking scrawny so she becomes a long-distance runner <face palm>

[Rahul]

Ugh. Did not record because of bad guide data. Damn Rovi's takeover of TiVo!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Was Luann wearing a sunburn flesh tone tee shirt at Dorinda’s ? Or a sunburn ?

Sonja is heavier . No shade . Just sayin.  Curvier.   The huge eye shadow in her TH is bad! 

I love real estate porn and I loooove cell phone contacts porn. Show me Yolanda’s clear fridge and show me Dorinda has an SNL costume designers in her contacts  !! I figured she could contact John and he could network a seamstress but what she did was next level. I sooo love seeeing an organic RH priveledge  moment like that rather than these bitches fighting in a contrived scene. 

I don’t recall Britney Spears having a Pinot Grigio pregnant  paunch ! 

Oh Bethenny you are a shrew. Coming after everyone at the party. I’m no Carole fan but ya came at her for covering up her body she didn’t have to have her tits out for attn like you. 

[twilightzone]

58 minutes ago, Sherilea43 said:

I cannot stand Bethanny. Pat yourself on the back once again. " everyone saw I did it, myself, I did it!" Ughhhh But doing charity isn't about being recognized? Ok, then why did you plaster it on Instagram over and over and have to come running out of the gates in the first th to make sure we all knew what you did for the victims of the Hurricane? You could raise awareness without the details of what you pulled off. Not everyone can afford to charter a plane you twit! Also, was it necessary to mention the amount of money that Tinsly donated and then Ramona's. Shady mess that ego maniac!

Why is it necessary to turn something so positive, that help thousands of people - and make it a negative???    This should have nothing to do with whether people like or not like Bethenny. 

Bottom line, if you need to get something done - you want to have someone like The B on your side.  She was way more effective in this effort than many who were all talk.

Edited April 5, 2018 by twilightzone

[Thumper]

I'm already over Beth.  What were she and Ramona arguing about????  Why is she so rude??????

Major kadooz on all she did/is doing for Puerto Rico, though.

Edited April 5, 2018 by Thumper

[ShawnaLanne]

I do admire what Bethany did in Puerto Rico.