OnceSane January 26, 2018 Share January 26, 2018 Quote Buddy goes missing for over a week and Whitney uncovers the harsh truth during a visit to his parents' house; Ashley starts to fall apart as she comes close to giving birth, so Whitney performs a blessing ceremony to help her. Link to comment
Me from ME January 26, 2018 Share January 26, 2018 Sounds hokey - and weird - and boring. 6 Link to comment
Ketzel January 26, 2018 Share January 26, 2018 (edited) Nothing about Ashley's attitude or demeanor on the show suggests that, even if she were getting more nervous about labor and delivery, she would want a blessing ceremony from Whitney. I can practically hear her talking to Whitney. "You want to do what? What's that? No, tell me exactly what you want to do? No, don't tell me it'll all be great, I want to know. I don't want to look like a fool on the show, Whitney. I'll do it for you, but on two conditions - You don't go smelling anything at all and I don't have to pretend I believe in it." Edited January 26, 2018 by Ketzel 11 Link to comment
Me from ME January 26, 2018 Share January 26, 2018 Why the hell does Twitney think she is qualified to do a blessing ceremony? (Oh yeah, Ju-Bu.) 10 Link to comment
Dot January 26, 2018 Share January 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Me from ME said: Why the hell does Twitney think she is qualified to do a blessing ceremony? (Oh yeah, Ju-Bu.) Given Twit's propensities, I'm sure she spells it Jew-Boo. 15 Link to comment
MrHufflepuff January 27, 2018 Share January 27, 2018 I thought Buddy's BIG SECRET was that his room was clean? Are you telling me there's an even BIGGER SECRET? I don't think I can take this much excitement! 19 Link to comment
the-grey-lady January 28, 2018 Share January 28, 2018 On 1/26/2018 at 7:21 PM, MrHufflepuff said: I thought Buddy's BIG SECRET was that his room was clean? Are you telling me there's an even BIGGER SECRET? I don't think I can take this much excitement! Brace yourself, Mr Hufflepuff. I wouldn't want you to have a heart attack. 2 Link to comment
TurtlePower January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 My thoughts even before it airs: Whitney has no idea what's "going on with Buddy" because she's a self centered asshole. In the previews, she seems surprised anything was wrong and then with her and the crying? Sod off! She might want to try paying attention to her friends before a situation becomes this serious. I swear, this woman will never get it. 14 Link to comment
MrHufflepuff January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 On 1/27/2018 at 8:06 PM, the-grey-lady said: Brace yourself, Mr Hufflepuff. I wouldn't want you to have a heart attack. If I do have a heart attack, would I go to the mental hospital or the regular hospital? 20 Link to comment
Ketzel January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 6 hours ago, MrHufflepuff said: If I do have a heart attack, would I go to the mental hospital or the regular hospital? Hey, if a doc-in-a-box was good enough for Whitney, it's good enough for you, mister! :-) 8 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 What exactly is a blessing ceremony? I have successfully delivered 3 children and somehow missed out on this. 5 Link to comment
John M January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 16 hours ago, TurtlePower said: My thoughts even before it airs: Whitney has no idea what's "going on with Buddy" because she's a self centered asshole. In the previews, she seems surprised anything was wrong and then with her and the crying? Sod off! She might want to try paying attention to her friends before a situation becomes this serious. I swear, this woman will never get it. Right? Buddy is supposedly one of her best friends in the entire world and lives with her and she had no idea that there is something wrong with him? Look at him, he looks and sounds like absolute shit, obviously something is wrong with him, I suspect issues with drugs and/or alcohol. I've said it before and I still firmly believe it, I think Whit is a serious alcoholic and the reason she didn't notice anything "wrong" with Buddy is they were getting drunk and eating together every night so nothing seemed off. 18 Link to comment
Kid January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 31 minutes ago, John M said: Right? Buddy is supposedly one of her best friends in the entire world and lives with her and she had no idea that there is something wrong with him? Look at him, he looks and sounds like absolute shit, obviously something is wrong with him, I suspect issues with drugs and/or alcohol. I've said it before and I still firmly believe it, I think Whit is a serious alcoholic and the reason she didn't notice anything "wrong" with Buddy is they were getting drunk and eating together every night so nothing seemed off. Can you imagine her braying when she’s drunk???!!!!!! 12 Link to comment
John M January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, Kid said: Can you imagine her braying when she’s drunk???!!!!!! To be honest I would be more worried about her sexually assaulting me given her boundary issues when sober. 16 Link to comment
Dot January 29, 2018 Share January 29, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, John M said: To be honest I would be more worried about her sexually assaulting me given her boundary issues when sober. In fact, in a recent live video Twit was incapable of keeping her hands -- and her girth -- off Buddy. It's no wonder her rabid fans think they should be together: she is all over him all the time. Edited January 29, 2018 by Dot correct typo 9 Link to comment
princelina January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, 3girlsforus said: What exactly is a blessing ceremony? I have successfully delivered 3 children and somehow missed out on this. Not sure, but Whit and Todd have "choreographed" a "dance" for it. Is it wrong that I'm sort of dying to see the dance? And the expressions on the other guests' faces? Edited January 30, 2018 by princelina 9 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, princelina said: Not sure, but Whit and Todd have "choreographed" a "dance" for it. Is it wrong that I'm sort of dying to see the dance? And the expressions on the other guests' faces? Oh good Lord. That is just terrifying. Good thing the baby isn’t born yet. Wouldn’t want it scarred for life. Edited January 30, 2018 by 3girlsforus 8 Link to comment
Nancypants January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 How does arm/ham waving equate to anything having to do with birth?. Christ. I just want to Punch her in the throat. Way to make NOT YOUR DAMN BABY about you, Miss Pathetic. Seeing as you'll never have kids or a Real Life that means anything EVER.. 8 Link to comment
Brooklynista January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 9 hours ago, 3girlsforus said: Oh good Lord. That is just terrifying. Good think the baby isn’t born yet. Wouldn’t want it scarred for life. But what about MY life?? 7 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Brooklynista said: But what about MY life?? We must sacrifice to protect innocent young lives 5 Link to comment
Popular Post Ketzel January 30, 2018 Popular Post Share January 30, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, princelina said: Not sure, but Whit and Todd have "choreographed" a "dance" for it. Is it wrong that I'm sort of dying to see the dance? And the expressions on the other guests' faces? Well, we saw a bit in the coming "attractions." It apparently begins (Whitney's "choreographic" inspiration) with a representation of the baby's conception. And what could be more sensitive, or poetic, or reassuring to Ashley than to have a gay man and a morbidly obese woman simulating doggy-style sex as the opening of the "ceremony." Edited January 30, 2018 by Ketzel 29 Link to comment
Dot January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ketzel said: Well, we saw a bit in the coming "attractions." It apparently begins (Whitney's "choreographic" inspiration) with a representation of the baby's conception. And what could be more sensitive, or poetic, or reassuring to Ashley than to have a gay man and a morbidly obese woman simulating doggy-style sex as the opening of the "ceremony." To be concluded with Twit raising her arms to the sky so that her armpit hairs can reach toward the sun like dandelions. 21 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Ketzel said: Well, we saw a bit in the coming "attractions." It apparently begins (Whitney's "choreographic" inspiration) with a representation of the baby's conception. And what could be more sensitive, or poetic, or reassuring to Ashley than to have a gay man and a morbidly obese woman simulating doggy-style sex as the opening of the "ceremony." ROTFL!!!! Does anyone remember Dharma and Greg? There was an episode celebrating Dharma's birthday and her parents do a "birthday" dance where they chant about her conception (something about being drunk in a park) and then Dharma pretends to be born by crawling through her mom's legs. Something tells me that even this sitcom slapstick humor was way classier than whatever Whiney has in store. Edited January 30, 2018 by 3girlsforus spelling 10 Link to comment
Dot January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 2 hours ago, AUJulia said: LOLOLOLOL I cannot tell a lie, so I cannot take credit for this line. Twit actually wrote this in a long essay on her FB page about a year ago about why she was a feminist. All of the metaphors & similes were similarly unbelievable, just like the dandelions line. She received a number of compliments that it was the most beautiful thing ever written. (I am not joking.) 2 Link to comment
Kid January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, Dot said: (I am not joking.) Did not think you were for one minute! 2 Link to comment
Maricopa January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 "What if I never see Buddy again...?" 2 Link to comment
tdanaher January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, Maricopa said: "What if I never see Buddy again...?" The thought occurs that she must not yet have anyone in her life die. That's going to be a major growing-up time for her when that happens. 7 Link to comment
John M January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Maricopa said: "What if I never see Buddy again...?" I don't know that Whit has mastered object permanence yet. 19 Link to comment
Maggienolia January 30, 2018 Share January 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Dot said: To be concluded with Twit raising her arms to the sky so that her armpit hairs can reach toward the sun like dandelions. It's due to comments like THIS ^^^^ that I do not, under any circumstances, drink while reading this forum. Can't afford to clean/replace laptops from spitting tea/coffee/gatorade/water all over it. 15 Link to comment
aliya January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 In my religious tradition, children are baptized at 8. Since we don't have infant baptism, a new baby is brought to church for a 'baby blessing.' This is held during the Sunday service, so the whole congregation is there (as opposed to the baptism later, when it's usually just family and friends). The father holds the baby in the front of the church, with a group of worthy men standing in a circle around him. The father announces the baby's name, and then talks about what he wants for the child in terms of religious observance, getting along with siblings, being respectful to parents and others, contributing to society, and having a good education and a good marriage, etc. Some guys are really eloquent, some not so much, but it is always a sweet ritual. And, for good measure, sometimes the dad gets a little nuts and holds up the baby like Simba in the Lion King before going back to his seat. That's a baby blessing - with meaning, community, reverence, warmth, good humor, and welcoming. Not the garbage Whit is about to perpetrate. 11 Link to comment
skippy January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 On 1/29/2018 at 2:02 PM, Dot said: In fact, in a recent live video Twit was incapable of keeping her hands -- and her girth -- off Buddy. It's no wonder her rabid fans think they should be together: she is all over him all the time. Whitney would be with any man who would have her. 7 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, aliya said: In my religious tradition, children are baptized at 8. Since we don't have infant baptism, a new baby is brought to church for a 'baby blessing.' This is held during the Sunday service, so the whole congregation is there (as opposed to the baptism later, when it's usually just family and friends). The father holds the baby in the front of the church, with a group of worthy men standing in a circle around him. The father announces the baby's name, and then talks about what he wants for the child in terms of religious observance, getting along with siblings, being respectful to parents and others, contributing to society, and having a good education and a good marriage, etc. Some guys are really eloquent, some not so much, but it is always a sweet ritual. And, for good measure, sometimes the dad gets a little nuts and holds up the baby like Simba in the Lion King before going back to his seat. That's a baby blessing - with meaning, community, reverence, warmth, good humor, and welcoming. Not the garbage Whit is about to perpetrate. Yes. This is what I’m familiar with - although not so much the Simba stuff LOL - but whatever garbage Whit has planned can’t be anything meaningful like this since the baby isn’t even born yet!!! 1 Link to comment
LordOfLotion January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Oh boy here we go. Beetus cones. 1 Link to comment
Maggienolia January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Ashley thinks they're walking similarly??? Ashley walks like a pretty normal person even at a full 9 months preggers. Twit lumber-waddles. 5 Link to comment
Donut Bear January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 (edited) You would think the father of Ashley's baby-to-be could take a couple hours off work to be present at the birth. What if she goes into labor on Sunday or in the middle of the night. Will it still be Whitney or maybe this mysterious father could help out. Makes me think there really is no father around. Edited January 31, 2018 by Donut Bear 13 Link to comment
spacefly January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Donut Bear said: You would think the father of Ashley's baby-to-be could take a couple hours off work to be present at the birth. What I'd she goes into labor on Sunday or in the middle of the night. Will it still be Whitney or maybe this mysterious father could help out. Makes me think there really is no father around. I think there may be a father that wants nothing to do with this shitshow but doesn't mind Ashley making a few bucks by including Twit. I guess if she is the only one at the birth we will know differently. 8 Link to comment
PityFree January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 The truth comes out!! Glenn parents by bribing his children!! 8 Link to comment
Maggienolia January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, spacefly said: I think there may be a father that wants nothing to do with this shitshow but doesn't mind Ashley making a few bucks by including Twit. I guess if she is the only one at the birth we will know differently. I think there have been pictures of them both with the baby on her FB. What is with the whole "Beeee" thing???? Link to comment
nytonc January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 I like Ashley. I hope she dumps Mt Whitney for her baby’s sake and her own sanity. I’m sure Mt Whitney will do something exceedingly offensive in the delivery room. Maybe try to do an internal exam or something equally stupid. 4 Link to comment
Brooklynista January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Whitney is still talking about eating the placenta because of its nutrients. Yeah, it's very clear by looking at her that she lives a nutrient rich life. 23 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 She puts a 5k sticker on her car because she finished in an hour?!?!?! 8 Link to comment
PityFree January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Glenn, you need to come to terms with the fact that you cannot lose weight *for* Whitney. 11 Link to comment
John M January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Whit wants credit for putting on a shirt? And you got pregnant third date honey, are you fucking nuts? 6 Link to comment
preciousperfect January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 We are almost half way done with the show and no Buddy talk. Wtf? 4 Link to comment
John M January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 You have to do a dance? Have to? Really? 3 Link to comment
LookABird January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Is she capable of saying anything that is not vulgar or disgusting? 5 Link to comment
3girlsforus January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, LookABird said: Is she capable of saying anything that is not vulgar or disgusting? No 14 Link to comment
MrsClaus January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 Anyone know if Twitney sees the show before it airs? Link to comment
John M January 31, 2018 Share January 31, 2018 (edited) Walking 3 miles is not a skill, it's like base level mobility. She is panting out of breath walking from her car into a house? Edited January 31, 2018 by John M 8 Link to comment
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