Season 5 Discussion

[EarlGreyTea]

Who did Nicole's hair and makeup for the tell-all, and can she hire them full time? This is far and away the best she's ever looked. Her hair looks darker and it's much more becoming. Great dress too.

I wonder if the rest of the cast lives on planet reality as we do. Azan not good enough for Nicole, really? All of them have to be just a little bit nuts to open their lives up like this, so it's understandable. How utterly bizarre to watch your own worst moments on television and being forced to comment on it.

Edited December 19, 2017 by EarlGreyTea

[sainte-chapelle]

Andrei needs to be the host, he cut through that witchcraft bs quickly and accurately.

[greekmom]

What social media is Shaun referring to? I mean we have all be supportive of Olivia 100%

[Neurochick]

What is going on between Dani and Mo....I mean Luis and Molly?

Shawn Robinson is out of her league.

Greekmom, PTV isn’t social media, a lot of folks on SM said Olivia was selfish.

Edited December 19, 2017 by Neurochick

[PityFree]

Molly is a drooling idiot.

[millennium]

Wait, are you guys watching the finale?   I haven't watched it yet.   It's on DVR.   Argh.

(yes, I just figured it out now, lol)

Edited December 19, 2017 by millennium

[keetmommy]

Molly Molly Molly Fun Fact....he just isnt into you....

[annewithaneee]

Molly is next-level awful. That baby voice when he came out and she wanted him to sit in between herself and Olivia, UGH. Grow just a little bit of dignity and self-respect, lady. She's basically Nicole in twenty years.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, millennium said:

Wait, are you guys watching the finale?   I haven't watched it yet.   It's on DVR.   Argh.

The finale is on now, join the party.

[gonecrackers]

Nicole has no business weighing in on anyone's situation here, particularly those with children.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Molly is a drooling idiot.

If that sanky said for Molly to sell the kids to the highest bidder and he would come home - buddhas, owls and everything. Idiot Molly would call the slave market in minutes.

She's freaking pathetic.  "I put my kids first" *snort* yeah right.

[PityFree]

 What I hate most about Shaun is that she spends every single reunion show just opening up old wounds. I don’t want to see the old wounds opened up; I want to know what’s happened since the show and what their plans for the future are. I want an update. I don’t want to rehash the show I just spent an entire season watching!! Go away, Shaun!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh my God you guys Josh laughed and I saw top teeth!

[peaceknit]

omg, did we just witness a takedown of nicole by molly? 

[Forum member]

20 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am chuckling watching Antonio...he has a lot of clocks on his wall.

Santa is hard of hearing. "I want clocks! Lots of clocks!"

[CoachWristletJen]

And... the meerkat returns! Smug as f*ck.

Molly, you spineless twit!

Just now, Forum member said:

Santa is hard of hearing. "I want clocks! Lots of clocks!"

hahahaha! love it!

[Forum member]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh my God you guys Josh laughed and I saw top teeth!

It's like a Bigfoot sighting. Produce a clear photo for proof. 

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

omg, did we just witness a takedown of nicole by molly? 

I know, right?

Pot, meet Ma Kettle.

[kacesq]

I lost all the respect i briefly had for Molly when we found out she invited him back. She's so desperate and for no good reason.

I don't believe for a second Chris is going to cut off Penguin but wow, did you see Annie's stank expression when he said that?

The Nicole / Azan special tomorrow is three. hours. long. I can't sit thru three hours of that. I'll be under the table with May...

Ive gone from disliking Andrei to totally loving him!

Edited December 19, 2017 by kacesq
added my love for Andrei

[Adeejay]

Molly is pathethic.  And, to think I was rooting for her.

[Luciano]

I want to beat Luis over the head with a heavy ceramic owl while a smiling Buddha taunts him from a shelf. 

Molly, you're pathetic and he's a fuckboi.

[CoachWristletJen]

Chris, WTF is wrong with you? Your wife just said if you counted all the money it would jeopardize your marriage, and you're going to give that P.O.S. even MORE?

WTF???????????

Chris is mentally disturbed.

Where do they find these people.

Andrrei is taking down the fuckboi.

Edited December 19, 2017 by CoachWristletJen

[Straycat80]

David lecturing Luis about age differences when he’s married to an 18 year old. *eyeroll*

[annewithaneee]

Oh hey, Andrei figured out how to do his hair, more or less. Looks a lot less like he showered with a low-flow showerhead. Too bad he couldn't have done that at his wedding.

[Neurochick]

Whoa Molly just threw shade at Nicole.

David is Chris’s DUFF, they’ll always be best budddies, until Chris meets an uglier guy to hang with.

Edited December 20, 2017 by Neurochick

[CoachWristletJen]

Nicole sparring with Future Nicole.... priceless!

[Frozendiva]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I lost all the respect i briefly had for Molly when we found out she invited him back. She's so desperate and for no good reason.

I don't believe for a second Chris is going to cut off Penguin but wow, did you see Annie's stank expression when he said that?

The Nicole / Azan special tomorrow is three. hours. long. I can't sit thru three hours of that. I'll be under the table with May...

There is a 3 hour special on Nicole and Azan?

[gonecrackers]

Shut up Nicole, you don't even belong there Azan won't even take your damn calls.

[WhatsUpDummy]

Jesus Ashley, we get it. You hate your dad, he’s a POS, it’s your birthday, it should be all about you, you’re so effing pissed, blah blah blah. Most people agree with you but there’s zero reason to flapping your mouth about it every five seconds. Don’t go. Forget he exists and move on with your life. We’re all sick of you. 

On a separate note, I thought Annie looked beautiful. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Ouch, Annie is throwing shade at ALL American children....

[Neurochick]

Molly just wants sex, pure and simple.  That’s all she cares about, sex.

[greekmom]

I'm wondering if Mo Luis thought once he get the ring that his citizenship is in the bag instead of putting in the time.

Any thoughts on why he is back and holding hands with stupid Molly?

Or have we all been punk'd?

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

There is a 3 hour special on Nicole and Azan?

Yep. Tomorrow night, 8-11 pm "Our Journey So Far"

[peaceknit]

But those boots...

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Forum member said:

It's like a Bigfoot sighting. Produce a clear photo for proof. 

Teeth! 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yep. Tomorrow night, 8-11 pm "Our Journey So Far"

I.just.can’t.

[Mu Shu]

If I were David Poor, I would send Annie’s parents cardboard cutouts of some water buffalo.  He’s a sleaze, but why would anyone pay five figures and some farm animals for rough trade? 

[HahYallDoin]

Did y'all notice Annie's slip of the tongue in a quote right before the ceremony? Screen cap read 'I cannot wait to marry David' but homegirl clearly said 'I cannot wait to murdy David.' No lie! Wish I could have figured out how to record it and post here. My daughter and I laughed so hard, we rewound it three or four times. Make sure your murdy plan is fool-proof chick; his failing health and bitter daughter might come in pretty handy if you need outside help. 

Edited December 19, 2017 by HahYallDoin
Not upside, I meant outside.

[CoachWristletJen]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I'm wondering if Mo Luis thought once he get the ring that his citizenship is in the bag instead of putting in the time.

Any thoughts on why he is back and holding hands with stupid Molly?

Or have we all been punk'd?

My guess is that Luis thought the same thing that Mo thought before he saw the lawyer. Once he was officially married, he could take off.

Molly probably called him and let him know differently.

My guess is that just like Danielle did with Mo, she will force Luis to serve two years of hard marriage, packing kids lunches and riding her like a hobby horse every night.

5 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

If I were David Poor, I would send Annie’s parents cardboard cutouts of some water buffalo.  He’s a sleaze, but why would anyone pay five figures and some farm animals for rough trade? 

We know he's a compulsive liar. He's probably not sent them nearly as much as he said he did.

There was a perfunctory Facebook photo of her parents holding up a bunch of bahts from him. I'll bet it was the equivalent of USD $40.

Edited December 19, 2017 by CoachWristletJen

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

My guess is that Luis thought the same thing that Mo thought before he saw the lawyer. Once he was officially married, he could take off.

Molly probably called him and let him know differently.

My guess is that just like Danielle did with Mo, she will force Luis to serve two years of hard marriage, packing kids lunches and riding her like a hobby horse every night.

LOL. He wants a GC he damn well better earn it!

[PityFree]

 Why is Elizabeth’s hair curled in such a stupid way? It’s only curled in the middle— the ends are completely straight and look fried and full of split ends.

[CoachWristletJen]

And pardon my French, but I just gotta say this. If Chris is really throwing away his marriage to Nikki over this, he's gotta be f*cking that penguin.

Just now, PityFree said:

 Why is Elizabeth’s hair curled in such a stupid way? It’s only curled in the middle— the ends are completely straight and look fried and full of split ends.

I noticed that, too.

She fixed her lips, and screwed up her hair.

[Baltimore Betty]

I like how Luis cherry picks when it comes to his religious adherence, he can go to strip clubs, drink, have pre marital sex but won't divorce Molly because it goes against his religion (and his bank account).

My question is if Molly threw him out how did Luis' brother magically appear when Luis was ready to be picked up.  New Jersey is not around the corner from Molly in Delusional Georgia.

[annewithaneee]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Teeth! 

I had kinda figured that it wasn't that he had no upper teeth, but that he was self-conscious of his smile for whatever reason. No upper teeth probably would have made a noticeable difference in the shape of his face. But yeah, just looks like he has a less than perfect smile and has gotten accustomed to holding his mouth so that his teeth showed as little as possible. Far from the least attractive thing about him, though.

[Mu Shu]

I can’t believe I watched this shit.  These ar the most pathetic people I’ve ever seen on TV, and I’ve sat through most of the Bachelor franchise.  These fuckers feeling all smug for being coupled with another pathetic loser and lording it over poor loser Nicole.  Shit Annie, do you think you drove it home that she’s fat and undesirable?  You beetle browed rumpkin.  And yeah, I believe you would give Chris a happy ending.

[Baltimore Betty]

9 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

But those boots...

I get the Bride of Chucky vibe from her.

[PityFree]

Jen, if you have to tell people you’re not trashy, guess what? you’re trashy.

[poeticlicensed]

Didn't they have a problem connecting with azan during the reunion last season also? He finally picked up, but wtf?

Molly is fool and Luis is a user. They deserve each other. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Jen, if you have to tell people you’re not trashy, guess what? you’re trashy.

That's trash...sorry cannot resist

[peaceknit]

5 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I get the Bride of Chucky vibe from her.

lol, those boots scared me!