S12.E12: Farm-To-Table Manners

[KungFuBunny]

Kelly undergoes surgery with the support of her husband; Tamra shares her concern over Shannon's behavior; Vicki and Shannon visit Kelly while she recovers; Peggy fends off digs from Kelly; Lydia discovers Shannon failed to invite her to dinner.

Edited September 22, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

 

[KungFuBunny]

On 9/25/17, after the new OC episode, WWHL will have Aidy Bryant (SNL) and "Lydia"

Edited September 23, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[chick binewski]

OK so another housewife pays for large implants to be surgically inserted into her body then acts like she's been afflicted with a deadly disease that requires a deathwatch and a telethon.

Because just featuring fake cancer on this show isn't annoying enough.

[Straycat80]

So Shannon is the only one on this dumb show who can scream 'I'm done"!  at people? So stop it Lydia! 

[ivygirl]

Vicki has a very rare strain of Influenza B...S

[chick binewski]

Yes, next up - Vicki makes another attempt at obtaining casserole delivery.

[nexxie]

Ha! Kelly called Peggy on her dumbass routine.

[FlyingEgret]

So Vicks announces that Steve will probably take her to the ER for her rare form of the flu and no one even thinks about rushing to the hospital with a casserole - awesome!

[HunterHunted]

25 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Yes, next up - Vicki makes another attempt at obtaining casserole delivery.

I believe it's called Uber Eats, GrubHub, and plain old delivery. It would crack me up if these ladies all sent Vicki casseroles using these services. Because it's not about the food, it's about the performance. Vicki wants someone to slave over an oven, schlep it over to her house, and lavish attention on Vicki like she's terminal.

[ivygirl]

Peggy--I went to a peanut gallery and it was super awesome. I was shown around by a nice (if short) gentleman with a top hat and monocle.

Kelly calling out Peggy and Meghan calling out Vicki's illness? Worth the price of admission.

But Lydia giving her sob story about not being invited TO HER TINY SON, while claiming to be the "bigger person"? I can't, like, even.

3 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

I believe it's called Uber Eats, GrubHub, and plain old delivery. It would crack me up if these ladies all sent Vicki casseroles using these services. Because it's not about the food, it's about the performance. Vicki wants someone to slave over an oven, schlep it over to her house, and lavish attention on Vicki like she's terminal.

Ha! I almost suggested that we get together and sign her up for Munchery ;)

[HunterHunted]

10 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Ha! Kelly called Peggy on her dumbass routine.

What is peanut gallery? What is peanuts? What you mean peanuts? Peanut gallery? I go to very fancy art galleries. They don't have any peanuts there. Why would someone have an entire art gallery devoted to Peanuts comic strip by Charles Schulz?

Edited September 26, 2017 by HunterHunted

[ihartcoffee]

Not to defend Vicki,  but they do tell you what type of flu you have.  They stick a long qtip way up in your nose into the sinus. I've taken care of my family with it many times.  If you get on tamiflu right away you hardly get sick,  don't listen to Meghan!

[Mr. Miner]

Peggy you're not cute, please go away and take pinhead Lydia with you.

[Straycat80]

It was nice seeing some of the ladies having dinner and not screaming or throwing plates. Ok, there was a little snark but at least it was funny. 

Peggy playing dumb, not knowing what a blunt or a peanut gallery was, I mentally applauded when Kelly called her out about going to UCLA.  

I wonder how Vicki felt about not getting roses or casseroles for having influenza bullshit  ? 

[Mu Shu]

Vicki is being pushed out. Peggy is useless, and Lydia is superfluous.  Who knew Tamra, Kelly, Megan and Shannon all had chemistry?  That group could work.  Cut the three mopes and and a couple to this crew. 

[LadyK]

Peggy, with no effort at all, gets on my last nerve.  When she was admonishing her husband that girls raised in America {are different from Armenian girls} … Peggy, YOU were raised in America.  And UCLA must be cringing when she talks about her English degree.  Peanut gallery? Seriously Peggy?  I rarely support  the Dodd woman, but was pleased when she asked about Peggy’s alma mater.   What was the stuffing in the dolmades/salmas?  Were she and her husband consuming raw meat?  My heritage is Norwegian and Scottish, apparently these cuisines lack passion and love in preparation.  Who knew?

And Peggy, with her overly made up eyes and immobile face, looks like a praying mantis in her TH.

[Mindthinkr]

Unbelievable how quickly that Kelly recovered from her surgery. The girls were gobsmacked at the Farmhouse when she said that she had been out to lunch the day before. Perhaps she should clue Vicki in on the "sick code". 

[BloggerAloud]

I don't like Peggy but the fact we've come to a point where people would question a person's decision to go through and have a double mastectomy while like casually having dinner seems to show just how far this show has fallen.

[bravofan27]

I like Kelly's husband. He seems caring and kind. The shot of Shannon's house with the hallway and sliding glass doors was gorgeous. IT's so different from their other house. 

[goofygirl]

Seriously, Lydiot is just plain DUMB!  And I think it's ok that we refer to her as "Lydiot" even though we referred to that dumbass in Australia the same way.  Speaking of the Lydiot, what the hell? She's pissed that she's not invited to dinner that Shannon put together? Really?  Other thing that just reminds me that the girl is UBER DUMB is her continuation of the whole Doug's "balls being cut off" and the dumbshit Doug allowing that.  Jeebus, they went to the damn Doctor who explained what was really going to happen with his balls during a FREAKING VASECTOMY!! Sorry to yell!  But Christ on a cracker girl; if your dumbass husband was having his "balls cut off", it would be called a castration.  STUPID DUMB GIRL~ 

[ITALIA]

8 minutes ago, LadyK said:

Peggy, with no effort at all, gets on my last nerve.  When she was admonishing her husband that girls raised in America {are different from Armenian girls} … Peggy, YOU were raised in America.  And UCLA must be cringing when she talks about her English degree.  Peanut gallery? Seriously Peggy?  I rarely support  the Dodd woman, but was pleased when she asked about Peggy’s alma mater.   What was the stuffing in the dolmades/salmas?  Were she and her husband consuming raw meat?  My heritage is Norwegian and Scottish, apparently these cuisines lack passion and love in preparation.  Who knew?

And Peggy, with her overly made up eyes and immobile face, looks like a praying mantis in her TH.

Peggy is SO homely and an effing dumb shit.

[HunterHunted]

8 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Seriously, Lydiot is just plain DUMB!  And I think it's ok that we refer to her as "Lydiot" even though we referred to that dumbass in Australia the same way.  Speaking of the Lydiot, what the hell? She's pissed that she's not invited to dinner that Shannon put together? Really? 

"I don't understand why Shannon didn't invite me to dinner. Every time we're at the same event I'm a rotty cow to her. I don't know why we aren't friends. Whenever Shannon and I start talking, it devolves into screaming. It's really mean of Shannon to not invite me to dinner. I need new friends."

Shut up Lydia! Does it sound like you two are friends?

Edited September 26, 2017 by HunterHunted

[LadyK]

Lydia is a study in contradictions.  She expresses dismay  that her breast augmentation was brought up in mixed company, but not only repeatedly refers to her husband’s vasectomy with the vulgar and incorrect, “chopping off of balls”, she is hosting a party for said “chopping”.  This is the same woman who also expressed discomfort with dressing in drag and attending bingo  {gasp!} at Hamburger Mary’s.

Then the disappointment in not being included in the supper evening. It is true that Shannon is a neurotic drama queen, but Lydia has gone out of her way to create discomfort beginning with the invite to Kelly to The Quiet Woman.  And it was as recently as Vicki’s birthday, that Lydia looked to Peggy for support in her decision to decline Shannon’s invite, claiming her son’s birthday party as an excuse, only to accept Vicki’s invitation for the same evening. When Peggy correctly pointed out that Lydia was in the wrong, Lydia dismissed it, saying that she and Shannon weren’t friends anyway.  And maybe after Lydia’s dramatic display of flailing her arms on the stairs at Peggy’s while insisting she was DONE, Shannon took her at her word and elected not to invite her to supper. Although it isn't clear to me who was responsibile for pulling that evening together. Did Tamra throw her good friend under the bus?

Other than the cancer discussion, {please, I don’t want to have another season of this!!} the supper looked to be good fun with a nice chemistry  between all the ladies excepting  disapproving cat’s bum faced Peggy.

[SheTalksShit]

Hear that, folks? Tamra is getting tired of Shannon. Just like she eventually gets tired of everyone! And Shannon was stupid enough to turn on Vicki, who did NOTHING to her, and forgive Kelly for calling her names, etc. b/c now she's a Tamra follower, so she'll find a reason to like everyone Tamra likes, no matter how horrible they've been to her. 

[enchantingmonkey]

Whatever happened to K Dudd???  I'm sure she still has plenty of haters but I feel like she's doing some major image damage control.  She's even amusing to watch when she jokes around with Tamra and Shannon.  I wonder what Heather would think?  

Poor Peggy.  I think it would be tough coming into this group with no friends on the cast but was no one coaching her at all?  No producers giving her helpful hints?  She's looking like a complete moron at this point.  She needs to show up at the playground ready to pull some pigtails before she closes out the season being easily forgettable.  

[Mu Shu]

When Lydia was questioning her little son Remington Steele why she would be left out, I was hoping the kid would say "because you're an annoying dumbass and no one really likes you.

is Peggy a hologram superimposed on a shitty Barbara Walters interview background from 1992 in her THs?  Newsflash lady.  Armenian food is not hot. It's not spicy.   It's interchangeable with Turkish/Greek/Israeli etc.  not spicy at all.   You're about as caliente as a dog turd in Minnesota in December.  God I hate this brittle, boring woman enough to cheer K Dudd on to crush her flat ass.  Fuck right off Peggy.  

[mbaywife123]

1 hour ago, chick binewski said:

Yes, next up - Vicki makes another attempt at obtaining casserole delivery.

What ingredients should Vicki's casserole be "fabricated" with?

[Hagosaurus]

Armenian cooking is intense because Armenian people cook with heat. 

[mbaywife123]

7 minutes ago, Hagosaurus said:

Armenian cooking is intense because Armenian people cook with heat. 

What is this heat you speak of? Is it a dry heat?q

[Mu Shu]

5 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

What ingredients should Vicki's casserole be "fabricated" with?

Eye of newt and toe of frog for starters.

id like to serve her up a "your fucking OUT" casserole followed with a "shut your ugly liar face and never darken my doorstep again" soufflé.  

Lydia waves her arms around like she's auditioning for the lead in an off broadway production of "Nell".  That's another one I'd like to serve a rude casserole to.  

[Marley]

I am weirdly starting to like Kelly. What is going on lol. If she calls out Peggy some more I’ll keep on this like train.

[nexxie]

Lydiot: "They're not sweet and nice, like me."

Good one Lydiot!

[LadyK]

20 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

What ingredients should Vicki's casserole be "fabricated" with?

The casserole should be completely lacking in integrity and remorse as Vicky has a severe aversion to both.  It should have significant dollops of self righteous indignation and martyrdom, because it would never be too much.. She already has ignorance and bigotry in spades, so no need to bother with those.  Other than that, keep it relatively simple as she has the palate of a toddler and will make graceless, gauche gagging noises ad nauseum if exposed to anything the slightest bit sophisticated.

Edited September 26, 2017 by LadyK
singular vs. plural

[Bronzedog]

24 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

When Lydia was questioning her little son Remington Steele why she would be left out, I was hoping the kid would say "because you're an annoying dumbass and no one really likes you.

is Peggy a hologram superimposed on a shitty Barbara Walters interview background from 1992 in her THs?  Newsflash lady.  Armenian food is not hot. It's not spicy.   It's interchangeable with Turkish/Greek/Israeli etc.  not spicy at all.   You're about as caliente as a dog turd in Minnesota in December.  God I hate this brittle, boring woman enough to cheer K Dudd on to crush her flat ass.  Fuck right off Peggy.  

So, how do you really feel?

[Carolina Girl]

So Lydiot needs a new set of friends?  Good.  Preferably new friends NOT on this show. 

[nexxie]

oops, self delete 

Edited September 26, 2017 by nexxie

[JAYJAY1979]

So Lydia has admitted she d oesnt like Shannon and basicallythinks that Shannon is nuts, yet is surprised she wasn't invited to a dinner Shannon 'organized'?  I guess she was just upset at less camera time, but it caused some conflict.  Lydia and Peggy seem lost in the housewife games. 

[mbaywife123]

5 minutes ago, LadyK said:

The casserole should be completely lacking in integrity and remorse as Vicky has a severe aversion to both.  It should have significant dollops of self righteous indignation and martyrdom, because it would never be too much.. She already has ignorance and bigotry in spades, so no need to bother with that.  Other than that, keep it relatively simple as she has the palate of a toddler and will make graceless, gauche gagging noises ad nauseum if exposed to anything the slightest bit sophisticated.

So basically your average crazy Aunties tasteless tuna casserole including canned peas and other mysterious ingredients with crushed potato chips on top.

[LadyK]

Just now, mbaywife123 said:

So basically your average crazy Aunties tasteless tuna casserole including canned peas and other mysterious ingredients with crushed potato chips on top.

Now I am making Vicky's trademark graceless, gauche gagging noises, but yes, that pretty much sounds perfect for her.  Oh, canned  peas.  Shudder!

[nexxie]

3 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

So basically your average crazy Aunties tasteless tuna casserole including canned peas and other mysterious ingredients with crushed potato chips on top.

And maybe just a few little dribbles of pee for good measure.

[NeverLate]

I am so done with Peggy. I dont wanta , I  have cancer, I do not have cancer storyline again. But boy, she is one confused dull dame, I am seriously over her, leave the show.!! Whiny Lydia, please, not more balls, no more balls parties, his balls will still be intact for gods sake! she just loves saying it imho. I have to find new friends, yes Lydia you sure do, in another show that I dont watch 

Kelly has changed, her and Shannon getting along? Love that..

I agree Shannon, I hate spinning as well, hate it. I was nauseous after one class.

Vicki was dying, aw, well at least it kept her off the show, and it was influenza Vicki.. ( sigh) 

Why did Kelly get such HUGE ugly implants, and I think her husband takes great care of her. Shannon should be so lucky for David to do anything like that..

[Bronzedog]

No Archie?  So what was the point of this episode?

[NeverLate]

4 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

No Archie?  So what was the point of this episode?

Good point!

[mbaywife123]

2 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

No Archie?  So what was the point of this episode?

I prefer to think that Archie was having a private pool party and didn't want the "balls" or "bitches" filmed because he has more class than the humans on this show.

[Mu Shu]

23 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

So, how do you really feel?

How is this feel?  Like you mean I have a hepatitis B or Barack Obama gene?  This American way of talking is so boring and non Armenian to me.  I like to have the spicy sumac for special Armenian gumbo. Did you know only Armenians can be special enough for the dry hair and no senseless humor?

Fuck it.  I hate Peggy.

[mbaywife123]

3 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

How is this feel?  Like you mean I have a hepatitis B or Barack Obama gene?  This American way of talking is so boring and non Armenian to me.  I like to have the spicy sumac for special Armenian gumbo. Did you know only Armenians can be special enough for the dry hair and no senseless humor?

Fuck it.  I hate Peggy.

Also what is with their black & white cookie coated cars? Ugly and weird looking. Talk about lowering the value of the cars, not many people with money are going to be into that "look". Stop trying to make it "trendy". 

[MinorL]

I think Lydia is confused about what it means to "be the bigger person."

[mbaywife123]

Just now, MinorL said:

I think Lydia is confused about what it means to "be the bigger person."

I think Lydia is just in a general state of confusion about real life.

[RedheadZombie]

Hey bobby (how Armenians say "girl")!  Since you don't want any neglection, and since "when it comes to - no, but when it comes to somebody being - I'll be the first one there", why didn't your ass leap out of that chair and sprint to be at your new BFFs side as she fights for her life against the rare Influenza B?  Come on now, Miss only visits galleries with fine arts, put your money where your mouth is, and finally do something you brag about.

Yeah, that's what I thought.