S12.E07: Un-Noble Women

[KungFuBunny]

Lydia is hopeful everyone can get along for her magazine's launch party; Tamra struggles with the scars of her broken family. Tamra thinks Peggy is overstepping her bounds and things end up not so noble at the Noblemen's Launch Party

Edited August 21, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[chenoa333]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Lydia is hopeful everyone can get along for her magazine's launch party; Tamra struggles with the scars of her broken family

Really? This is the best they've got for us? 

[MissMel]

2 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

Really? This is the best they've got for us? 

Probably not.  I'm pretty sure Vicki will eat some food with her boyfriend at her house.  Kelly will probably say something asshole-ish, as well.  Shannon might get drunk, or eat some bread.  Megan will get her adorable baby to smile.  And we'll probably see some dogs.  Or dogs pooping.  Bravo seems to think those things are the same.  The new chick will say something stupid.  In her asshole, teeny-peeny yellow car.

[Mu Shu]

You know what just cheeses my fries?  When Bravo captions the damn dogs .  "Googly goop, Megan's dog".   I don't care what the damn annoying mutt's name is.

Cant these heifers get a cat or two?  

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, Mu Shu said:

You know what just cheeses my fries?  When Bravo captions the damn dogs .  "Googly goop, Megan's dog".   I don't care what the damn annoying mutt's name is.

Cant these heifers get a cat or two?  

If they got a cat (equally if not better companions than dogs) they would actually have to bend over to clean the litterbox. Big F**N deal.

I suppose it's much nicer to have to pick up a piping hot pile of dog s**t with a thin plastic bag! I love ALL animals. But I'll never understand why so many people don't like cats. It could be a small type of work out session for Tamra and Shannon.....stretch, bend, scoop...repeat.

Edited August 20, 2017 by chenoa333
Went off to make a cocktail....returned with drink.

[BBHN]

Well, I guess I'm done with the show. I still like Lydia and Shannon,, but overall...meh. Stick a fork in it. I may come back if I hear things have gotten better, but nothing so far has swayed my decision to keep watching.

Oh well. One less HW show to follow!

[chenoa333]

When are these classless bitches going to Iceland? Isn't it getting close to the season finale? 

[nexxie]

15 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

When are these classless bitches going to Iceland? Isn't it getting close to the season finale? 

Iceland?! That will be interesting - if we ignore the HWs.

[HunterHunted]

3 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

You know what just cheeses my fries?  When Bravo captions the damn dogs .  "Googly goop, Megan's dog".   I don't care what the damn annoying mutt's name is.

Well, we need the chyrons on New York when Ramona and Sonja inappropriately drag their incontinent dogs everywhere and their dogs are busy peeing and pooping everywhere.

[Bronzedog]

Can we ban exclamation points for a week?

[walnutqueen]

2 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

Can we ban exclamation points for a week?

Or, at the very least, shun the ALL CAPS shouting WORDS, WORDS, WORDS?!!!   ;-)

I wouldn't mind watching Archie chase a tennis ball down Shannon Beadors' impossible-to-walk-in-high-heels hallway.

Edited August 21, 2017 by walnutqueen

[KungFuBunny]

23 hours ago, BBHN said:

Well, I guess I'm done with the show. I still like Lydia and Shannon,, but overall...meh. Stick a fork in it. I may come back if I hear things have gotten better, but nothing so far has swayed my decision to keep watching.

Oh well. One less HW show to follow!

OMG I feel the same way. Last week I didn't even watch the night it aired. I was falling asleep typing up the synopsis for tonight's show..

I'll pop in to say hi and only thing I got is to mention Aspen's cutie pie face

[farmgal4]

I've pretty much decided that I'm done with this show.  I'm sad about it, because I've been watching since Day 1.  I've had to literally make myself watch every episode this season because it's so damn boring, and I don't like any of these broads.  I can see sweet Aspen on IG, so there's that.  This show is so dead in the water that there's not even good snark material!  Andy Cohen, you need to step up your game and replace this shit storm with something watchable!

[Martinigirl]

Noblemen sounds like a risky business. And stupid.  

[Martinigirl]

Vicki's tee - Stay Humble- LOL!!!

[Pickles]

So obnoxious. Two new cars for Lydia's birthday. She looked awful in that dress. She is really annoying. That voice. 

[Straycat80]

I'm betting those cars are leased. Too much Lydia, ugh! 

[Martinigirl]

Are the two cars like when Gretchen got her new car?

[ihartcoffee]

WTF, show off much?  Two cars? 

I agree it's hard to want to watch lately.  

[Mu Shu]

23 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

Can we ban exclamation points for a week?

No!!  :).  You're not listening!  Lol xo

[Bronzedog]

I know we're supposed to be impressed, but, two cars just seem assholerish.

Oh!  Peggy's on!  Time to vacuum!  She definitely idolized Ricky Ricardo.

[Martinigirl]

Was Peggy brought on to give us the impression Lydia is badass? 

[ivygirl]

"You were an English major and you can't even tell me a story."

Even her daughter shades her. LOL

[nexxie]

So far, Peggy seems to lack empathy - and brains.

[Martinigirl]

Yes, Doug! Push her face into the cake...anything to make her STFU

Edited August 22, 2017 by Martinigirl

[nexxie]

3 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Was Peggy brought on to give us the impression Lydia is badass? 

And to give the impression that someone likes Vicki.

[Mu Shu]

5 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Yes, Doug! Push her face into the cake...anything to make her STFU

I'd like to push her smug fucking face into a beehive.

doug looks like fire Marshall Bill.  All demented and shit.

[TexasGal]

5 minutes ago, nexxie said:

And to give the impression that someone likes Vicki.

This explains it - she's focusing so hard on remembering that she's supposed to act like she likes Vicki that it has addled her brain, causing her to bungle the English language and mix up her idioms.  And, errrr, speak with a weird accent.

Edited August 22, 2017 by TexasGal

[Straycat80]

Another episode half way over and it's so boring again. I'm with everyone saying they're done or almost done with this show. I've seen every single episode of this franchise so this makes me sad.

And I'm so tired of Tamra whining about her daughter who hates her and Lydia talking about her husbands balls. 

[Duke2801]

13 minutes ago, Pickles said:

So obnoxious. Two new cars for Lydia's birthday. She looked awful in that dress. She is really annoying. That voice. 

Yea when they revealed the second car I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that they stuck there. So excuse the typos. 

I don't generally like small dogs but Girly Girl is pretty cute! 

[TexasGal]

Oh god, again with Shannon harping on the chips and salsa.  Is he shoving them in your face?  Is he still eating your crappy sounding 380 calorie dinner?  Shaddup!!!!!

[Martinigirl]

Dagnabbit! Now I want some damn chips!

[Bronzedog]

Someone should lock Peggy in a room with Dorito from RHBH and see if they can understand each other.  

[Martinigirl]

Never mind...lost my appetite when I saw Vicki's outft

[Martinigirl]

Along with that black banana Tamara had on her kitchen counter

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Edited August 22, 2017 by Martinigirl

[nexxie]

No Vicki, we don't want to see your saggy breasts - shove them back in.

[jaybird2]

oh no, vickie, just no with that outfit.  she looks like a hooker

can't stand peggy and her fake lips

[Martinigirl]

What's up with Vicki's waddle?  Maybe her breasts are tripping her?

[Bronzedog]

Vicki, Shannon and Tamra are everywhere you are because you're on the same show.  BTW, you walked into the party like a truck driver.  No offense to truck drivers.

[Mu Shu]

Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.  Damn Vicki.  I wouldn't snark on Shannons weight, looks like you found that twenty you lost plus an extra 15 or do.  

[mbaywife123]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

What's up with Vicki's waddle?  Maybe her breasts are tripping her?

Someone needs to teach her how to walk in high heels. She always lumbers along like she's got cinder blocks strapped to her feet.

[Martinigirl]

Kelly and Peggy must go to the same hair stylist

Edited August 22, 2017 by Martinigirl

[jaybird2]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

Kelly and Peggy must go to the same hair stylist

and the same dr for lip injects

[itsadryheat]

Tamara: Vicki wants to meet with me

Shannon: Vicki doesn't want to meet with me?

Who writes/thinks/says this shit.

[Martinigirl]

"I'm just gonna have a nacho"  This season blows.

[nexxie]

Is that magazine out of business yet?

[chick binewski]

NONE of the HWs can walk in the ridiculous heels they wear. Even LVP looks like she spent the previous evening celebrating Ken's birthday when she walks around in her YSLs. These women can afford some classic Ferragamo flats! 

[Bronzedog]

Hasn't David always eaten chips while Shannon is making dinner?  Haven't we been here before?

I'm laying on the couch eating Utz Lobster chips.  Thanks, Vicki.

Tamra doesn't know who Peggy is.  Tammy.  I already told you.  She's Ricky Ricardo.

[Straycat80]

Peggy did get one thing right, Tamra and Shannon do dwell on Vicki all the time. But then again if it wasn't for their hate of Vicki they wouldn't have a snarky storyline. Weight gain and an estranged kid is not very interesting. 

[dosodog]

On 8/20/2017 at 2:52 PM, Mu Shu said:

You know what just cheeses my fries?  When Bravo captions the damn dogs .  "Googly goop, Megan's dog".   I don't care what the damn annoying mutt's name is.

Cant these heifers get a cat or two?  

Gizmo. Only interesting part of Southern Charm.  And proves cats can steal the show.  Cats can be weird though.  Hiding under beds.

Budward, my last cat would have totally been chill for tv.  Except he would have embarrassed me the first time he drank out of the toilet.   And the internet would have rained hell fire on me.

Anyways...I llije Peggy's daughters still.

Vicki.  Honestly. No one owes you anything.  Shut.  Up.