Season 1 Discussion

[orangeiguana]

4 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

I thought it was a bit tasteless to have him making breakfast in his undies.

Oh God, before I thought about it, I thought you meant he was heating up an Dutch Egg McMuffin in his shorts. With cream sauce. Urk.

[ThinkerBell]

I wouldn't be surprised if Antonio intentionally broke the air conditioner hoping that the oppressive heat in the apartment would make Corny pack her bags and leave. Instead, he comes home, finds her drinking his wine, sobbing, and deluding herself that there is still hope for a relationship. 

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, Nowhere said:

And wasn't he asking her why she didn't show up to flamenco dancing?  What was that about? 

They most likely planned to go dancing (for the show) but he didn’t text her again. 

[Sprockets]

5 hours ago, Nowhere said:

And wasn't he asking her why she didn't show up to flamenco dancing?  What was that about? 

Because you want to flamenco dance when you're in a strange country, your host has disappeared, there's a heat wave and you're premenstrual.  Yes, that's a good plan.  

6 hours ago, magemaud said:

Maybe Jesse's "appreciation ring" was a reward for her promising not to have any more "wines." 

I think it was Return Flight Appreciation Day.  

[Sprockets]

6 hours ago, Bibi said:

Some people in America have no clue what real food is like.

People in every country are often insular and don't welcome change.  If they had put some pig in a damp bun, wrapped it in paper and served it at a drive-through window, he would have been in heaven.  

[shannew]

For the life of me I cannot figure out why Courtney is single???   She's like a breath of fresh air a ray of sunshine.

[tincansailor981]

3 minutes ago, shannew said:

For the life of me I cannot figure out why Courtney is single???   She's like a breath of fresh air a ray of sunshine.

Could it be she appears to be too insecure and needy and projects herself as being dumb as a box of rocks?

Edited October 16, 2017 by tincansailor981

[tincansailor981]

7 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

"Book a bus to Ibiza" sounds like a euphemism for telling Corny to go drown herself. 

Sound to me like he got the sex that he wanted and it wasn't as good as he expected, so off you go.  Had she been in freak em mode during play time,  you can rest assured he would not be kicking her out just yet; he'd want to return to that candy box at least once more.  More likely, no matter how good the sex, he probably figured her insecurity and constantly complaining about everything wasn't worth it in the long run.  Why he just doesn't tell her to leave is beyond me.  Better still, why she just doesn't get up off her ass and bolt defies all logic.

To be clear, dude is a straight up pig who gives men a bad name.  However, Corny is the poster child for people  with self esteem issues who do stupid shit to make themselves feel better about themselves.  She's attractive and she has a winning, albeit, whining personality; she can get and keep a good guy if she would realize her self worth instead of trolling online for a relationship that is not likely to materialize.  After this experience with super slick speedo drawers, she should come to the realization that her current dating  strategy is not working.  

10 hours ago, Standard Staples said:

Paul finger traces "Will U Marry Me" in the sand... in English. Outstanding.

Low battery on his translator, perhaps?  I like her "man the fuck up" translation.  That made me laugh out loud.

[Me from ME]

I know people can't do anything about their "facial beauty" tm Toddlers and Tiaras, but they do have the ability to choose their clothes.  I have been fixated on Larry's hat. Couldn't he find one that fit? The shaved head look can be quite appealing but he needs to shave it more frequently than he does. I would even prefer a do-rag and earring.

[brillia79]

7 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

The editing really stands out the more they just use Karinny's 2 soundbite words of "Pole!" and "ohMigaw" over and over as the show progresses.  Their story is losing steam for me.  She doesn't have any other choice like most of these poor women, unfortunately.   She's stuck with Pole and that's the end of it.  Going back to her old lifestyle will not improve her or her family's lifestyle.  I guess that's a metaphor for life.  Sometimes in life you feel so impoverished that the only choice you have is to get on the Pole.

 

Badum bum.   I'll see myself out.

But is it going to improve her life? He lives in mom's basement in Kentucky, right? He has a criminal record, so he likely doesn't even have a job as good as Manager at McDonalds. Paul did not share with Karine the financial implications of having a felony record.

I see Karine getting out of the Amazon, but I'm not sure the trade-off is so great.

[Sprockets]

1 hour ago, shannew said:

She's like a breath of fresh air a ray of sunshine.

She is a used Kleenex stuck between the sofa cushions of life.  

[Sprockets]

27 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

I see Karine getting out of the Amazon, but I'm not sure the trade-off is so great.

I know.  I was thinking about the payoff for her, and I'm certain her expectations will not be met.  I was thinking about her meeting Mother Paul and finding out she'll be living in her basement, listening to her clump-clump-clump overhead all the time.  Trying to muffle Paul's little girl yips of excitement as he has The Sex.  Still, I do feel for Karine's situation.  There isn't much I wouldn't do to get out of that poop-water roaming-stray-animal hellscape.  

35 minutes ago, Me from ME said:

I have been fixated on Larry's hat.

He leaves it on in bed.  He is a real prince among men.  

[AZChristian]

11 hours ago, Sprockets said:

And he had nothing going on in that underwear.  

I had to laugh at this comment. If he was on Survivor, they wouldn't even need to blur his underwear. 

[AmyBre]

11 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It has such a sterile feel — outside of the dumb quote on the wall. It reminds me of an Airbnb. 

Definitely an AirBnB, if not an actual hotel room or an SRO (Single Room Occupancy).  SROs are like studio apartments, but worse.

I kept thinking about Courtney's parents when Carlos Danger was cooking breakfast in his underwear.   The guy is in desperate need of attention and also promoting himself as a wannabe porno actor.

[sasha206]

12 hours ago, Standard Staples said:

Hope no one played the "Baby" drinking game with Darcey and Jesse tonight. That was an unprecedented number in rapid succession... followed by a Shyamalan twist non-proposal.

I love how forced the "Baby" feels coming from Jesse's mouth.  I'm at a loss to see why any woman would find his doorknob personality and below average face hot.  

And so we are to believe that is a real rock?  And he spent thousands of dollars on a rock for a promise ring?  That appreciation ring is one of those you see at Kohl's that they'll pretend to sell as a high quality cubic ziroconia for $100 and they'll slash the price to $19.99 in one of their "sales."

On Corny, world traveler can't seem to find herself a place to hang out while he's gone?  She's in Spain for fux sake.  She can't spend the day in museum?  Does she sit in that small apartment the entire day when he's gone every day?  

[islandgal140]

10 hours ago, Bibi said:

The worst thing about Larry is not that he didn't eat but that he will never get what the matter was !

He says it's cultural differences.  NO. It's nothing cultural Larry

He acts like he was sitting down to the Indiana Temple of Doom feast 

It's frigging pork. We've been eating pork in the US since time immemorial. His main objection seem to be to its presentation, because Gawd forbid we see our food as it really is, especially the head, but he acted like it was an animal never found on the menu in the USA and it was crazy to expect him to eat it. 

Jenny must not have been too offended. Yes she rescinded his invitation to stay over but I notice she packed up her shit and went with him to sleep in that 'luxury' hotel room. Gurl, I see you.

First chicken feet, now pig. Livestock is really putting a strain on these 90 day relationships.  

13 hours ago, Sprockets said:

WHY did Corny sit in that hot cubicle for 24 hours???  I was screaming at her to go to a hotel, but did she listen?  I wanted to slap his smarmy, smartass face when he asked if she was getting her period.  WHY does she think so litttle of herself that she put up with that shit?  

Corny stays talking about she won't be treated badly or disrespected by Antonio but yet he disrespects her at every turn basically telling her ass to leave on her own when she rightly complains about broken a/c in 90+ degree weather and he abandons her for 24 hrs without a text or call and comes back like he just went down to the bodega and came back 15 minutes later. Yet she takes that shit wiping her face with a sheet of Bounty, the quicker picker upper, sitting in that apt day in day out like Huell

 

13 hours ago, Standard Staples said:

The Antonio/Corny saga only seems to get worse and worse.  I really do believe she was being catfished, and TLC paid this guy to play the part. It is truly the only thing that makes sense.  Even if it seemed legit, it's pretty clear his modeling gig isn't exactly a strong career.  He's still going to mom for money and laundry.

My friend and I think he was out selling bussy to try and pay for a/c repairs or just laid up with another women.  

10 hours ago, magemaud said:

Maybe Jesse's "appreciation ring" was a reward for her promising not to have any more "wines." 

He said a really odd thing during his non-proposal. One of Darcy's strong points according to him is that she showed vulnerability. So weird. 

Jesse's "Look at the goat" as a form of distraction was rewind worthy. Question is: was it as pretty as the one Larry saw? 

I am done with Myriam and Tumbles. There is no there there. Stop it show!

Edited October 16, 2017 by islandgal140

[CoachWristletJen]

13 hours ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Jenny is cold and calculating. 

She's been around the block a few dozen times.

I suspect that she wouldn't have taken off if things between her family and her hadn't already been strained.

I'm guessing dad and sis strongly disapprove of many of her prior choices, like, all of them.

"She's upset because she feels like I disrespected the family on account of not eatin' in your disgustin' food thing." (Paraphrase mine.) "Tell him I'm sorry." (Inflection clearly is "Sorry you guys have such weird traditions and nonsense here.")

This guy is such a JERK.

To paraphrase Larry's limited thought processes further, "This is BAD that these weird poor people made me feel so uncomfortable when I cashed in my 401K to be here. Must be some kinda tribal thing that I didn't eat their slimy meat, but it was no McRib let me tell you... now I'm more baffled than usual. At least we don't have to sleep on a stone floor. Thank goodness for that! That's the silver linings playbook in all of this."

If he were just stupid and ignorant, that would be one thing. He would still be sympathetic, and he would have looked around and have been able to salvage the situation somehow. He would have EATEN.

But, he's not bright, he's ignorant, and he's an a$$hole.

Jenny, you hit the trifecta. 

I didn't see a TV in the home, but do people there realize that it's the bottom of the barrel losers that go over there on these missions of lust?

Well, Jenny's dad certainly did.

[CoachWristletJen]

6 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

He acts like he was sitting down to the Indiana Temple of Doom feast 

It's frigging pork. We've been eating pork in the US since time immemorial. His main objection seem to be to its presentation, because Gawd forbid we see our food as it really is, especially the head, but he acted like it was an animal never found on the menu in the USA and it was crazy to expect him to eat it. 

First chicken feet, now pig. Livestock is really putting a strain on these 90 day relationships.  

Corny stays talking about she won't be treated badly or disrespected by Antonio but yet he disrespects her at every turn basically telling her ass to leave on her own when she rightly complains about broken a/c in 90+ degree weather and he abandons her for 24 hrs without a text or call and comes back like he just went down to the bodega and came back 15 minutes later. Yet she takes that shit wiping her face with a sheet of Bounty, the quicker picker upper, sitting in that apt day in day out like Huell

 

My friend and I think he was out selling bussy to try and pay for a/c repairs or just laid up with another women.  

He said a really odd thing during his non-proposal. One of Darcy's strong points according to him is that she showed vulnerability. So weird. 

Jesse's "Look at the goat" as a form of distraction was rewind worthy. Question is: was it as pretty as the one Larry saw? 

I am done with Myriam and Tumbles. There is no there there. Stop it show!

I love this post! Courtney could have appreciated some of your nice cool dry wit on that day for sure. I miss Breaking Bad!

I think Antonio left to bang another girlfriend who had a cooler apartment. His idea of "alone" = non-demanding woman.

Courtney, if you didn't want to look easy, you shouldn't have delivered yourself to his door like overseas Dominos.

Jesse is the passive-aggressive Maestro! getting down on one knee to offer her a nothing ring. Must have been an awfully nice zircon, babe!

"For the last time. I don't treat you like a child. Look at the goat!"

Patrick overplayed his hand. I still like him! Myriam is toying with his emotions by allowing him to come there in the first place.

Edited October 16, 2017 by CoachWristletJen
Look at the Goat!

[CofCinci]

21 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

On Corny, world traveler can't seem to find herself a place to hang out while he's gone?  She's in Spain for fux sake.  She can't spend the day in museum?  Does she sit in that small apartment the entire day when he's gone every day?  

She was shit-testing Antonio.  She will spend 24 hours in a hot balcony-turned-AirBnB with bitchface in order to test Antonio’s interest in her. If he brings her along to mother’s (we all know he didn’t go to his mother’s) then that indicates that he likes her (in her 15-year-old immature mind). She doesn’t want to leave the apartment because he *might* come back. 

[CoachWristletJen]

13 hours ago, Sprockets said:

I do not feel sorry for Myriam.  She is the one playing games.  She was out of line complaining about her boyfriend, and when Patrick started to respond to that she freaked out.  I don't know if I even believe she has a boyfriend, or whether this whole thing is scripted.  She and Patrick read as a couple to me.  

EXACTLY! I just said the same thing before I got a chance to read this. And I should add that it's difficult for me to criticize a woman with a double-sized Red Bull in her hand.

I know I should read first and then comment later, but darn it if the Monster Rehab didn't kick in and I'm on a tear.

Edited October 16, 2017 by CoachWristletJen
Red Bull.

[Granny58]

12 hours ago, Sprockets said:

This show features some dismal examples of stupid, desperate humans, and since the show is produced in the US those people are Americans.  I'm pretty sure almost every country has an equal share of prelimbic mutoids, because the undead are all around us.   

this is one of the all-time great posts. 

 

 

I am loving the comments this week.  I'm LOL'ing so hard. 

[CoachWristletJen]

3 hours ago, shannew said:

For the life of me I cannot figure out why Courtney is single???   She's like a breath of fresh air a ray of sunshine.

1. Not a rocket scientist.

2. Goes for guys way out of her league.

3. Whines a lot.

She is beautiful, though, and I'm glad she enjoyed the passion. He made her "shiny." (I think he meant glowing.)

I shouldn't make fun of his English because it's way better than my Spanish, but, she was in the aftershine.

I think Antonio gets a lot of practice. I just hope she made him use a condom.

Edited October 16, 2017 by CoachWristletJen

[Granny58]

9 hours ago, Dobian said:

Cortney needs to go back home and find a guy dumb like her.  There is just zero chemistry or connection between her and playboy Antoni

of course, every week we see something different and opinions change, but I could see Antonio actually being fun if Corny wasn't such a dullard.  He's not marriage material, but they could have an enjoyable vacation together.  Unfortunately, she tries to decipher each of his actions and words, trying to make him something he is not.  

7 hours ago, sleekandchic said:

I don't believe this couple is anything but two people trying to sell clothes on their own reality show.

the H 11 coat so casually draped over his arm couldn't possibly mean that!  I don't think my husband has ever draped anything over his arm.  

[CoachWristletJen]

Jenny: "I don't cry over men. Men cry over me."

I get it. She's cutthroat and she's not afraid to show us because she knows she's got Larry in her back pocket.

But was I the only one who thought that line was a tad cheesy? She said it with such seriousness. She's no femme fatale. 

If we want to look at things Love's Executioner's style, the mock proposal was payback for Darcey's getting drunk and embarrassing him by running around in the bushes outside his delightful and cozy apartment when she should have been inside viewing his light up balls.

Edited October 16, 2017 by CoachWristletJen

[sasha206]

13 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

Courtney, dear, he can't stand you and now that you've had sex, there's nothing left. Just go home already. 

What I love is the "We finally had sex" announcement.  Her parents must be so very proud.

[poeticlicensed]

Corny and Antonio are an example of mismatched expectations. Corny thought she was in love with a hot spanish guy, because he oohed and ahhed at her over the Internet and had a sexy accent. Antonio thought Corny was visiting to have have hot sex in air conditioned hotel room for a week, then she goes home, and he has sex with someone else. When she got off the plane, he ASKED her where she was staying and she said his place. The fuck? so they didn't even communicate about that. Then she just sits around waiting for him to get home from whatever he does? She is so Debbie Downer. She just needs to realize this isn't going anywhere, stop giving him sad judgy cow eyes and go have fun. Unfortunately, the two of them combined barely have a functioning IQ, so there is a lot of staring at each other, at the wall, out the window. 

Larry, it wasn't about the food, it was about your lack of social skills. So if he was weirded out by the pork, then just make a damn believeable excuse and be charming. How about "this looks wonderful family Jenny, but I have been sick since I arrived. I'll take a small plate of rice. I do appreciate how much effort this meal took to prepare and I'd love to prepare an american meal for you some time". I am sick and tired of Larry saying over and over how he cashed in his 401k. So the fuck what? It was his stupid decision. I suppose Jenny is supposed to be eternally grateful to Larry for the dumb decision he made.  He is acting like he has spent tens of thousands on her. So far I am seeing plane ticket and hotel. 

Edited October 16, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[Baltimore Betty]

A few post pages back someone said that Larry kept kosher so if that was the case why didn't he just tell Jenny about his religious dietary laws? Personally I don't think he is Jewish or keeps kosher but it would have been an easy out for him.

Courtney is an idiot, plain and simple.  If my host left me alone for 24 hours in his apartment I would have packed up and gone to a hotel or an airbnb, she was stupid for waiting for him when we all know he went to hook up with some girl with AC.  Did I hear Courtney say he told her he needed money and to do laundry and that is why he left the apartment?  

My head hurts from shaking it so much.

[deedee2]

9 hours ago, sleekandchic said:

Larry ruins everything!  Not only was the feast laid out especially for him, but Jenny's family had insisted that he stay overnight in their home.  Can you imagine the Ugly American Show we would have been treated to if Larry had actually spent the night, sleeping on the floor?  Better for him and Jen to stay in the hotel, but we viewers were really cheated out of some intense Larry melodrama.

 

Hahaha, the bolded line just took me to an image of Matt (is that his name?) from Hoarders sleeping over in the rat & poop-infested hoard, filming himself with a night-vision lens. I can just see Larry sleeping at Jenny's house talking to the camera like he's in The Blair Witch Project 2.0.  :-D

Edited October 16, 2017 by deedee2

[poeticlicensed]

Larry needs to stay in the US. He can't handle "cultural differences". He needs to go on US dating sites and find a simple woman who can appreciate his lifestyle. 

[Lizzing]

Courtney looks and acts like a 25 year old Vicki Gunvalson (OC housewife, for the Bravo free) if she had access to modern day hair products.  I don't believe for a minute Antonio is only 31.

[StayingAfterSunday]

12 hours ago, Nowhere said:

I'm picking up a different vibe. Myriam said she met her boyfriend after she started talking online with Patrick. Instead of breaking it off with Patrick, she and boyfriend decided she could do the show. Now boyfriend is pissed and not wanting her to hang out with another man every day, even for a show, so he's distancing himself. Myriam committed to the show and she's fucked herself over. She probably does really miss her boyfriend and she's probably sick of Patrick but she has to follow through and deliver her lines. 

I agree that Myrian is sick of Patrick.  They've been together so far a whole three days (?), but a little of Patrick goes a long way.  

Patrick, in his naivete, believed that Myriam was interested in him.  I'd love to see the entire backstory of these two in order to learn just what she said (or didn't say) to convince him to go all the way to Paris, as he's reminded us numerous times.  Surely she conveyed a romantic, rather than casual, interest in him, right?  

[bethster2000]

12 hours ago, Pachengala said:

now we know why he has to go to an impoverished community to buy a child-bride. 

"It's not that I am a complete loser who wouldn't know my ass from my elbow and am utterly without any social skills or empathy for other human beings...it's that American Women are ball busters who do not see my obvious appeal"

[jujuebes]

22 minutes ago, StayingAfterSunday said:

I agree that Myrian is sick of Patrick.  They've been together so far a whole three days (?), but a little of Patrick goes a long way.  

Patrick, in his naivete, believed that Myriam was interested in him.  I'd love to see the entire backstory of these two in order to learn just what she said (or didn't say) to convince him to go all the way to Paris, as he's reminded us numerous times.  Surely she conveyed a romantic, rather than casual, interest in him, right?  

How does one emote a backflip?

[Toodleoo]

2 hours ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Courtney, if you didn't want to look easy, you shouldn't have delivered yourself to his door like overseas Dominos.

 

I. Am. Dead.

[Dobian]

13 hours ago, Nowhere said:

I'm picking up a different vibe. Myriam said she met her boyfriend after she started talking online with Patrick. Instead of breaking it off with Patrick, she and boyfriend decided she could do the show. Now boyfriend is pissed and not wanting her to hang out with another man every day, even for a show, so he's distancing himself. Myriam committed to the show and she's fucked herself over. She probably does really miss her boyfriend and she's probably sick of Patrick but she has to follow through and deliver her lines. 

You can tell by her body language in that one scene that she doesn't want to be physically close to Patrick, not because "...but I have a boyfriend, Patrick, we cannot give in to our passion!", but because "Ewwwww Cooties!!".  This is clearly a television relationship of convenience, and she has to put up with Patrick to get this one on her resume so she can try to get on her next reality show.

[TVismydrug]

14 hours ago, hisbunkie said:

I'm Team Antonio all the way.  listening to Corney discussing her on-line relationship with Antonio, she never mentioned being invited to stay with him. We know he said something about her being the mother of his children but there was no invitation. 

So this silly girl shows up at his door, no luggage, no hotel reservation with a chip on her shoulder. She wants to stay with him, she wants his full attention, she wants to meet his family and friends. She's crazy.  Seriously!

now imagine a foreign man showing up at her doorstep with the same demands in small town USA, we would be suggesting she file a restraining order.

Bottom line, he's not that into her. 

me thinks Antonio might have sabotaged the air conditioner, in hopes of hastening Corney's departure!

[shockermolar]

Corny is not just in Spain, she's in Malaga, right? She's on the sun coast of the Mediterranean. She certainly doesn't strike me as the type to go to museums (stupid her) but good lord girl - get out of the hot box of an efficiency and go to the damn beach.  I'm thinking that maybe he didn't give her keys when he left so she was afraid to be locked out if she left. 

Larry. Jeez with guy. He's actively pissed that she's angry over food. "It's just food!" Ok, if it was just food then maybe eat the freaking food Larry.

[Desert Rat]

The appreciation ring was cruel. Had I been in Darcy's Loubitons I would have pushed him down the stairs or kicked him in the nuts when he stood up.  

[Kickboxer]

13 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Corney and Antonio are just cringeworthy. I can't with them anymore.

I just want to punch Larry. Remember that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? "You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me." That's fucking Larry.  No wonder he can't find a girlfriend in Florida. He's so damn clueless and childish and fucking embarrassing! EAT THE GOD DAMNED PIG, LARRY!

 I hope Jenny takes his ass to the damn cleaners. 

Corney and Antonio are my new favorites now that he openly can't wait to get rid of her. Yes I'm going to Hell but their segments make me laugh and laugh. Is she just extremely cheap or determined to force herself on him? Both I suspect. The sex probably was lame with her insisting on his forever love through the whole thing.

Jenny was almost in favoriteville if she had actually dumped Larry, but she let me down. Jesse didn't though:  Darcy. "So, what exactly is this ring? A promise of everlasting LOVE and yuge wedding next week???" Jesse, "Look- a goat!" I'd love for them to stay together in eternal awkwardness. In Paris, Myriam looked lumpy as hell. Patrick gets a lot of crap for being short, but he is tall enough for her and it would be lovely if the short chicks of the world would hook up with guys their size and leave the tall ones for taller people. Patrick's body is fit too, and he is confident so its easy to see how he can attract women in real life. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Literally FFing thru Patrick and Myriam. And even on speed 3 on my DVR his lip licking registers. They are boring AF, and I don't care. Go home Patrick and care for your child. 

Pole's subtitles are EVERYTHING. He mumbles and I rewind to hear what he says against the subtitles. The best.  I stand by that Karine and her family are being terribly exploited and it's sad. 

Corny totally thinks she is a Disney Princess. We will find the backstory one day that her parents moved her to Orlando to pursue her fantasy of working at WDW. I am 100% certain of this.  She is such a dufus. Arrested development somewhere w/that girl. 

When I see Jesse and Fillers Darcy walking hand in hand wearing their duster jackets sporting her clothing company's logo I take NOTHING they do seriously! 

[orangeiguana]

2 hours ago, Lizzing said:

Courtney looks and acts like a 25 year old Vicki Gunvalson (OC housewife, for the Bravo free) if she had access to modern day hair products.

I think it's cheap extensions; it really is awful. Does she own a comb?

[AZChristian]

I just wanted to say thank you to all of the folks on this board. We are in the middle of moving, and my break times have been spent checking out the discussion boards here. You have had me laughing my head off this entire week. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[AmyBre]

Larry mentioned his emptying out his 401K once again.  He has done so in EVERY episode.  Literally.

and he was fake sipping that beer......that bottle was empty!

[bichonblitz]

5 hours ago, Granny58 said:

I am loving the comments this week.  I'm LOL'ing so hard. 

Me too! You guys are on FIRE! Everybody must have gotten a good nights sleep last night!

[Baltimore Betty]

41 minutes ago, Kickboxer said:

Patrick's body is fit too, and he is confident so its easy to see how he can attract women in real life. 

Oh I am sure he can attract women but can he keep them? Probably not. 

42 minutes ago, Kickboxer said:

Jesse, "Look- a goat!"

Yes, best line ever!!! Made me laugh hard!

 

31 minutes ago, orangeiguana said:

Courtney looks and acts like a 25 year old Vicki Gunvalson

I bet Courtney was waiting for Antonio to offer an apology, sympathy and a casserole for leaving her for 24 hours.  Seriously that girl should ask herself what was going on after the lovin' that lead up to the leavin'.  Something tells me she was planning their future post coital like picking baby names and doodling her married name on his grocery shopping list.

[Caseysgirl]

Have to say, I'm enjoying the hell out of watching "Playa Patrick" get his heart broken and ego destroyed by this not even that attractive French woman.  Bet a few of the women he's left behind with babies or STD's are getting a kick out of it,too.  Hope no one is waiting for him when he comes home with his tail between his legs and his Mama can give him a nice swat on the head for being so damn foolish!  How generous are McDonald's 401k's?  Larry's only worked there 10 years so I would guess he's not going to be able to stay in that fancy hotel for too long; especially if he's going to have to come up with the money to sponsor Jenny.

[biakbiak]

3 hours ago, StayingAfterSunday said:

I'd love to see the entire backstory of these two in order to learn just what she said (or didn't say) to convince him to go all the way to Paris, as he's reminded us numerous times.

How they talked about it though it seemed he said he was coming to Paris and they could see each other which is different than I am coming to Paris to see you. And unlike some of these towns and villages it would be perfectly reasonable to assume he wanted to visit Paris for reasons that have nothing to do with her.

[AmyBre]

39 minutes ago, AmyBre said:

Larry mentioned his emptying out his 401K once again.  He has done so in EVERY episode.  Literally.

and he was fake sipping that beer......that bottle was empty!

I mean, how much money are talking about here?  Larry doesn't strike me as a saver so I'm gonna go wild and guess 5K.   I'm sure TLC/Sharp are funding part of his trip too.   At worst, he is out of of a five or six hundred dollars.....and he is a getting a vacation out of all this circus, plus a stipend and possibly income.   In the end, he is coming out ahead.....Larry, shut up with the 401K already!!!

[Bryce Lynch]

18 hours ago, Standard Staples said:

The Antonio/Corny saga only seems to get worse and worse.  I really do believe she was being catfished, and TLC paid this guy to play the part. It is truly the only thing that makes sense.  Even if it seemed legit, it's pretty clear his modeling gig isn't exactly a strong career.  He's still going to mom for money and laundry. What's he going to do in America? She needs to get on a plane and go back to Tampa. 

Paul finger traces "Will U Marry Me" in the sand... in English. Outstanding.

LOL!  I was thinking the same thing about Paul's proposal.  Who knows, maybe Karine having to type it into her smart phone translator app to find out what it means will make it even more romantic. :)

[Bryce Lynch]

19 hours ago, Liamsmom617 said:

  What men have possibly cried over Jenny?! I call bullshit there. 

   

The extreme burning sensation while urinating might have made some of her exes cry. :)