S06.E11: Surprise Surprise!

[Tara Ariano]

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors; Farrah deals with an errant employee; Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison; Taylor and Bentley plan Maci's birthday.

[Uncle JUICE]

1 hour ago, Tara Ariano said:

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors; Farrah deals with an errant employee; Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison; Taylor and Bentley plan Maci's birthday.

And then are disappointed when he goes back to prison, as he did today. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 hours ago, Tara Ariano said:

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors; Farrah deals with an errant employee; Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison; Taylor and Bentley plan Maci's birthday.

By paying off all of Matt's back child support with Amber's money? By having one son move in with them so they can "prove to the haters" that he's a "good" dad?  

[SPLAIN]

10 hours ago, Tara Ariano said:

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors; Farrah deals with an errant employee; Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison; Taylor and Bentley plan Maci's birthday.

Again? Just stop. There is nothing you two can do to put those FACTS to rest. Why do they persist on calling them rumors?

Tyler and Cate, get a life. I don't mean posting photos of yourselves in Los Angeles today. I should take a drive to where they are and just tell them both to fuck off.  

Farrah deals with an errant employee. Mmm...more like an employee deals with a shitty boss.

[CofCinci]

I hope Matt's son and Amber start smanging it.  He looks like the Seth Green character in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spoof porno.  We all know Matt's cholesterol is too high to be a good lay.  The old brown couch is in the basement with the dogs keeping all the secrets.  (The son is gone now though, right?)

Edited October 23, 2016 by CofCinci

[GreatKazu]

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 (The son is gone now though, right?)

Gone, with his pockets a bit heavier than when he arrived.

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors

Oh please. Amber isn't going to waste an ounce of energy doing anything. I have noticed she is so damn lazy, that she can barely muster the energy to even speak as if it takes so much effort. She has vocal fry going on.

[Marisagf]

I'm always a bit confused with the timeline on this show.  So Leah was starting school in the last episode.  I'll say that probably happened in late August, just to allow for editing time.  Farrah's yogurt shop opened in June.  Cate's storyline seems to be somewhere in June/July.  And I'm not sure where Maci is in the calendar - maybe June or July, too.

So if the reunion episode was shot this past weekend (October) and there are few more episodes to air, are we actually getting closer to real time for the reunion show?  Usually, the reunion episode happens so far after the episodes we have seen that we already know all the updates on these people.  

Any thoughts on this? Or does anyone have any scoop?  Also, how many more episodes are left this season?

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 10/21/2016 at 7:31 PM, SPLAIN said:

Farrah deals with an errant employee. Mmm...more like an employee deals with a shitty boss.

I can't wait to see what the employee did to piss Farrah off.  They probably got zero useful training so it might be something hygiene related (although Farrah wouldn't know that), but it could also be "you're breathing wrong!" "You neglected to work for free off the clock!" "You're taking all your scheduled breaks! You can't DO that."

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I can't wait to see what the employee did to piss Farrah off.  They probably got zero useful training so it might be something hygiene related (although Farrah wouldn't know that), but it could also be "you're breathing wrong!" "You neglected to work for free off the clock!" "You're taking all your scheduled breaks! You can't DO that."

There is a sneak peek, or as Farrah would call it a "peak preview", on the MTV page. Someone here had posted it, I think on the Farrah page. Not sure.

[ginger90]

I think it's the girl who worked there previously. So, who knows. She probably pointed out something logical.

[GreatKazu]

The employee couldn't get a part on the yogurt machine. She was frustrated. Whatever that may have led to, maybe that meant one less machine down for the day. It sounds like the girl is pointing out she wasn't give proper directions by Farrah. Farrah mentions the girl was unsure of how to use the can opener:

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/oarafc/teen-mom-sneak-peek-farrah-fires-kiana

Edited October 23, 2016 by GreatKazu

[poopchute]

I think Farrah tweeted that the girl didn't know how to open a can of food.

[NikSac]

Makes wonder, what canned food are they serving in a yogurt shop?

And also, even if she couldn't do it, try training her how (I am suddenly picturing these exceptionally complex cans lol), and see how she does.

[Calm81]

7 hours ago, NikSac said:

Makes wonder, what canned food are they serving in a yogurt shop?

And also, even if she couldn't do it, try training her how (I am suddenly picturing these exceptionally complex cans lol), and see how she does.

When I was a teenager I had a job at a restaurant that had its can opener attached to the stainless steel prep table. It was difficult for me to get it the first few tries (16 year old girl that was used to mommy cooking). So I doubt it was a normal handheld can opener or an electric one homes have - an industrial type takes some getting use too. Ha.

I think the contents of the canned stuff may very well be gellied strawberries etc., like pie fillings are canned. 

Lol. I'm trying to give the employee the benefit of the doubt that a regular can opener didn't stomp her. ?

Edited October 24, 2016 by Calm81

[GreatKazu]

On 10/21/2016 at 8:42 AM, Tara Ariano said:

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Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors; Farrah deals with an errant employee; Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison; Taylor and Bentley plan Maci's birthday.

My guide reads: "Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors, but get sidetracked with Matt's visiting son."

5 hours ago, Calm81 said:

When I was a teenager I had a job at a restaurant that had its can opener attached to the stainless steel prep table. It was difficult for me to get it the first few tries (16 year old girl that was used to mommy cooking). So I doubt it was a normal handheld can opener or an electric one homes have - an industrial type takes some getting use too. Ha.

I think the contents of the canned stuff may very well be gellied strawberries etc., like pie fillings are canned. 

Lol. I'm trying to give the employee the benefit of the doubt that a regular can opener didn't stomp her. ?

 I had a job in a restaurant and the can opener was just as you described.

bolding...LOL

Farrah would stomp her employees.

Edited October 24, 2016 by GreatKazu

[Calm81]

54 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

My guide reads: "Amber and Matt try to put a stop to the tabloid rumors, but get sidetracked with Matt's visiting son."

 I had a job in a restaurant and the can opener was just as you described.

bolding...LOL

Farrah would stomp her employees.

 

 

Whoops. LOL. Good catch. I meant stump. Dang auto correct did that - I originally had it right, I swear. :-)

Edited October 24, 2016 by Calm81

[Madison Bumgarner]

Holy shit at the way Farrah was talking about Kianna to her dad. Pot meet kettle, know it all! That girl dodged a major bullet.

And Matt, you and your gossip girlfriend (Jeff) need to get lives. What 50 year old sits on his ass and looks himself up on google?! GET. A. JOB1

[CofCinci]

Say what you will about Farrah in regards to her shitty attitude and assaults on the English language -- but she's the only one of these fucks featured with any sort of work ethic. 

[Brooklynista]

Chris saying Matt was never a bad guy to him, but this is the first time they've seen each other in 10 years?? Oookaay???

Hard to be a bad guy when you're an absent guy. But thanks for the free trip to LA on Amber's dime.

[SunshineSquid]

Farrah was all too pleased with herself to dish about firing her employee with her 7 year old kid. Just add it to list of reasons Sophia has an uphill battle to be normal as an adult. Matt's son creeped me out. He's a chip off the old block. Get asked a tough question that you don't have an answer to? Don't worry, just blame it on your addiction.

[Primetimer]

Everything is very 'figureoutable.'

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[Chris Knight]

"Are you nervous because I'm here ?" Farrah says to the girl struggling with the industrial can opener.

Farrah has a very high opinion of herself.

But cmon that was the best firing ever lol. I'm not even sure what happened. "I'm severancing the relationship because of a lack of openmindedness !"

Comedy gold.

Damn those pocket t-shirts are stupid looking. 

[MissMel]

22 minutes ago, PreviouslyTV said:

Everything is very 'figureoutable.'

View the full article

Except Farrah. Farrah is not figureoutable.  

[WhosThatGirl]

Can someone get a hold of the girl fired from tonight's episode? I would like to know how she dealt with Farrah daily.

[FlowerofCarnage]

You know all the Ryan talk is producer driven and that Maci, Bentley and co. are over it.

Farrah's stupid glasses are bound to give someone a seizure.

I think it's trashy to throw a party for managing to stay out jail for a year; you're supposed to stay out of jail!

[Blissfool]

I'm pretty sure Jen wrote that text to  Bentley. 

[GreatKazu]

25 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I think it's trashy to throw a party for managing to stay out jail for a year; you're supposed to stay out of jail!

I thought it was a celebration of Butch's one year sobriety.

[Chellichik]

I can't get over Farrah trying to be a serious boss wearing those stupid glasses.  I would have burst out laughing if she tried to "discipline" me while wearing them. She is such a fricking idiot.

[LotusFlower]

2 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Chris saying Matt was never a bad guy to him, but this is the first time they've seen each other in 10 years?? Oookaay???

It kills me the way Matt doesn't get that not being present in your kids' lives, or not seeing them for ten years, makes you a "bad" parent.  I'm so tired of him acting like kids only need parents when they're young, or that everything "bad" he did is in his past.

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Say what you will about Farrah in regards to her shitty attitude and assaults on the English language -- but she's the only one of these fucks featured with any sort of work ethic. 

You're so right.  But man, what a low bar.  If Farrah beats you at anything, that's sad.

[guilfoyleatpp]

I really enjoyed Kianna (the firee) looking at Farrah and calculating how easy it would be to kick her ass.

Super sad about Farrah talking to Sophia about firing someone.  WTF.  That girl is going to need tons of therapy.

Matt and Amber were ridiculous, as usual. You can see that the grift apple (Christopher) didn't fall far from the grift tree (Matt). Christopher was SO UPSET that he didn't get paid for talking shit about them. And he hadn't seen his dad for 10 years. Which means he was 15 the last time he saw his dad. 

Did anyone else think that age wise at least, Christopher is so much more appropriate partner for Farrah Amber (oops!)? Matt will probably try to keep them apart from one another as much as possible. He's not bad looking, but they all look slightly smelly.

Edited October 25, 2016 by guilfoyleatpp

[GreatKazu]

3 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Did anyone else think that age wise at least, Christopher is so much more appropriate partner for Farrah? Matt will probably try to keep them apart from one another as much as possible. He's not bad looking, but they all look slightly smelly.

Farrah?

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 If Farrah beats you at anything, that's sad.

The only thing they can beat her at is being on time to the reunion shows. Including that loser Cate who isn't sleeping in while in Los Angeles.

[AhFillAck]

Well now! Pretty boring, but....

When there is not a couch in sight, you do what you gotta do:

Kim's see-food diet:

Bentley is THE CUTEST big brother!

This was just because:

[AhFillAck]

I had a little too much fun with my camera tonight. I have done that other episodes but have forgotten to post.

So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty.

Kiana cutting up kiwi while gloveless with those nasty ass nails!! UGH!!!! Granted, gloves would probably not fit over those talons, but nails like that are so unhygienic. Bleeeech.

And how can frozen yogurt of that type be "fresh"? Farrah thinks fresh mean mixing up a vat of fake colored corn syrupy possibly hydrogenated artificially flavored stuff.

Tyler: "What two year old or 1 1/2 year old says 'night night'??" Every one I've ever met, Tyler.

[GreatKazu]

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So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty.

Going by that philosophy, serial killers deserve love and romance. But, only if they are behind bars.

Exactly how did Matt fix his problems from the past? Especially when his present is pretty shabby.

Thanks for the Cate photo. Perfect! She can't even stand at a family barbecue without the need to recline. Lazy ass.

[AhFillAck]

2 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Going by that philosophy, serial killers deserve love and romance. But, only if they are behind bars.

Exactly how did Matt fix his problems from the past? Especially when his present is pretty shabby.

Thanks for the Cate photo. Perfect! She can't even stand at a family barbecue without the need to recline. Lazy ass.

LMAO! You're welcome. :-) I actually laughed when I saw that scene. She reclined to the utmost.

[leighroda]

10 minutes ago, AhFillAck said:

I had a little too much fun with my camera tonight. I have done that other episodes but have forgotten to post.

So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty.

Kiana cutting up kiwi while gloveless with those nasty ass nails!! UGH!!!! Granted, gloves would probably not fit over those talons, but nails like that are so unhygienic. Bleeeech.

And how can frozen yogurt of that type be "fresh"? Farrah thinks fresh mean mixing up a vat of fake colored corn syrupy possibly hydrogenated artificially flavored stuff.

Tyler: "What two year old or 1 1/2 year old says 'night night'??" Every one I've ever met, Tyler.

I was thinking the same thing about the gloveless cutting and nails, I'm pretty sure in Texas food handlers are not allowed to have fake nails, especially with jewels...I worked at starbucks and we weren't allowed to have them (although it was loosely enforced, but if we were on national television I'm sure if would have).

Same with Tyler's surprise at Nova's genius... she was modeling the behavior she is shown, going to bed.

[mamadrama]

So I have ended up with my son's mono. Stayed in bed most of the day but got up to watch this trainwreck and to then drag my sorry butt over to my laptop to see what YOU guys are saying about it...

Damn. 

Amber didn't give a rat's ass about that article or what people were saying.She was over it; they've been writing about her for years. (I never Google myself and rarely read my reviews because they just stress me out.) It was MATT dragging her into it, getting her upset, and pushing the issue. He just wanted a free trip to LA and to be on Dr. Drew's show. You know what would happen if MY husband read something like that in an article about me? He'd make damn sure I never saw it. Unless it was something I absolutely needed to address, which is rare in these cases, he'd keep that shit away from me because seeing me stressed and upset just isn't worth it. He sure as hell wouldn't gleefully bring to it where I was, read it aloud, and then try to convince me that I needed to be pissed off about it. 

Matt's son is not sorry that he said those things about them in the interview-he's sorry he didn't get paid for saying them. 

I had a fleeting thought as Maci walked into her livingroom where they waited with the birthday stuff...I wonder if a small part of her looked at that scene and wondered why it couldn't be Ryan? I am not insinuating that she still has a thing for Ryan, or wants him over Taylor, but I wonder if she's still disappointed that she tried so hard (in her Maci way) and it just didn't work. I dated a guy for a long time and he had a Peter Pan complex. Sometimes it still gets to me that no matter what I did, or what I could've done, things never would have changed.It's a weird feeling. It's one of those gray areas that I was talking about with @AhFillAck over on the Small Talk board. 

Anyhoo. 

Cate. Please don't record teaching your daughter how to push on the potty. Yes, Nova was cute as hell, but that shit's embarrassing. No pun intended. 

How can we find this Kiana chick and bring her on here to talk dirt with her? My husband and I kept rewinding and replaying the scene where Farrah was telling Debra she had "severance" the relationship. Her lack of command of the English language is my jam. 

[AhFillAck]

Prim and proper crossed arms. Highlight of the scene.

A PISSED OFF CLOCK! LOLLLL

When Farrah told Michael "I have few words!"

Looks like that Bat Boy from the Enquirer.

Edited October 25, 2016 by AhFillAck

[GreatKazu]

LMAO @ Bat Boy from Enquirer...Oh geez. It's been years since I have seen Bat Boy on the cover of the Enquirer!! He has been reincarnated as a bratty six year old named Soooo-fee-ya.

[poopchute]

When did this season start airing, August? I feel like this is the closest to real time it's ever been.  Did it start airing before they were finished filming? This ep was probably filmed in August or Labor Day at the latest if the kids are going back to school.  

[LotusFlower]

21 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Exactly how did Matt fix his problems from the past? Especially when his present is pretty shabby.

First of all, he claims he drank and did drugs in his "past," and yet today he still drinks.  Secondly, he still lied about the so-called tabloid stories, because when he met Amber, he claimed he only had two children, when on tonight's show he told Dr. Drew he has five.  (When Gary confronted Amber with this info. last season, how many kids did he say Matt had? Was it six?).  So even if Gary was off by one (and we'll probably never know the truth) - Matt lied about his life, and a number of the tabloid stories were accurate.  And yet he and Amber sit around polishing their halos and acting all victimized by the dirty press.

[NikSac]

Plus, there's the time factor. Matt seems to think your kids are no longer your kids once they hit legal adulthood, so with every one of their 18th birthdays he becomes a better "parent" because he's got fewer kids he's neglecting.

[Racj82]

49 minutes ago, AhFillAck said:

I had a little too much fun with my camera tonight. I have done that other episodes but have forgotten to post.

So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty.

Kiana cutting up kiwi while gloveless with those nasty ass nails!! UGH!!!! Granted, gloves would probably not fit over those talons, but nails like that are so unhygienic. Bleeeech.

And how can frozen yogurt of that type be "fresh"? Farrah thinks fresh mean mixing up a vat of fake colored corn syrupy possibly hydrogenated artificially flavored stuff.

Tyler: "What two year old or 1 1/2 year old says 'night night'??" Every one I've ever met, Tyler.

He was talking about nova basically deciding to put herself to sleep and saying night night. Which isn't crazy either but I didn't have a problem with it.

Also I'm sure that sometimes nova has to put herself to sleep sometimes because no one else can be bothered.

[poopchute]

Yeah I wasn't surprised Nova wants to go upstairs to her room.  No one is paying attention to her and she's probably bored.

[Calm81]

7 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I really enjoyed Kianna (the firee) looking at Farrah and calculating how easy it would be to kick her ass.

Super sad about Farrah talking to Sophia about firing someone.  WTF.  That girl is going to need tons of therapy.

Matt and Amber were ridiculous, as usual. You can see that the grift apple (Christopher) didn't fall far from the grift tree (Matt). Christopher was SO UPSET that he didn't get paid for talking shit about them. And he hadn't seen his dad for 10 years. Which means he was 15 the last time he saw his dad. 

Did anyone else think that age wise at least, Christopher is so much more appropriate partner for Farrah Amber (oops!)? Matt will probably try to keep them apart from one another as much as possible. He's not bad looking, but they all look slightly smelly.

Please don't condemn me from this forum for saying this, but his son looks like Seth Green and I had a crush on Seth Green (Macaulay Culkin was #1 & Elijah Wood #2) until I grew older and he remained the same height I was in middle school (I'm 5'8").

I see Christopher looks like him but WITH the added height to reach my tall stature. Hahaha ??

 

Too bad I'm married, too bad, as I've always wished to get knocked up and ditched for dead by a man. /sarcasm.

Edited October 25, 2016 by Calm81

[Uncle JUICE]

What the fuck with this episode. First of all, I have no comments for Maci, as I fast forwarded every scene of hers for the last three weeks. There is nothing going on there until I see Jen and Larry, and next week, she can stick her stupid wedding up her ass. 

I hated how obviously staged the first Amber and Matt scene was. Amber, you stay in here, Matt, you go sit outside on the deck RIGHT BEHIND HER in the window for no apparent reason. We know this guy doesn't like getting fresh air, even though their twin slankets are always full of farts (never change, 30 Rock). Sorry, fahts. So he goes outside, the producers get his friend to call him and talk about some article that for no real reason his FRIEND happened to see. Then he comes back inside and riles up Amber who really drops into her Indiana accent as she gets more frustrated. Amber just looked so detached when he was talking to his kid about "Come stay here for a couple days, we'll figure out something, I'll buy you a ticket to Los Angeles (with my mark's money)" that it makes me really sick to my stomach. I imagine that's what happens in their bedroom...she just lets it happen and hopes it's over quickly. It's hilarious that Matt's son is the same age as his fiancee. 

I can't get into the C&T stuff either, but couldn't help but savor the irony in all of the plaudits Butch is receiving, in an episode airing during the week he actually was violated back to prison. Maybe don't have that kind of party, I don't know. But these folks really grossed me out to the point of near vomit: they were using those public park barbecues! I know, science says that the flames and heat will destroy any bacteria that's on there, but if I invited you to my house, said "I'm going to cook up some brugers and dogs, oh yeah, and my grill is caked in bird shit, but I'm just going to heat that up, we cool?" would you be chowing down? GUYS, BIRDS AND SQUIRRELS AND RACCOONS USE THOSE. Not people. Go buy a $60 charcoal grill and do that! So disgusting. Even now I would throw uo if I typed any more.

Farrah...I'm looking forward to severancing my relationship with this show. Talking to your kid about firing another person is literally using her as a prop for this show! She doesn't care! And what the fuck was wrong with Debra when she facetimed her? Can't she just call? Debra, did you just have like eight bong rips? These people! ENOUGH. 

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, poopchute said:

Yeah I wasn't surprised Nova wants to go upstairs to her room.  No one is paying attention to her and she's probably bored.

She probably has a TV in her room too.

[Calm81]

6 hours ago, AhFillAck said:

I had a little too much fun with my camera tonight. I have done that other episodes but have forgotten to post.

So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty.

Kiana cutting up kiwi while gloveless with those nasty ass nails!! UGH!!!! Granted, gloves would probably not fit over those talons, but nails like that are so unhygienic. Bleeeech.

And how can frozen yogurt of that type be "fresh"? Farrah thinks fresh mean mixing up a vat of fake colored corn syrupy possibly hydrogenated artificially flavored stuff.

Tyler: "What two year old or 1 1/2 year old says 'night night'??" Every one I've ever met, Tyler.

Not mine. ?My little girl is almost 20months old and only says dadda and some gibberish. She said mama back in January for one whole day. Literally sang mama mama mama all day long for ONE day. 

I made an appointment with her pediatrician but it's pretty normal at that age to choose not to speak and just observe your surroundings. She will be yakking my ear off in no time. So sadly, not every 1 1/2 year old. But still, Tyler stfu anyway ???

Edited October 25, 2016 by Calm81

[ghoulina]

Once again, Maci's kids are adorable. I loved seeing Taylor and Bentley plan her birthday surprise. Bentley went comma crazy and Jayde has a cupcake beard. Just good, fun, family moments. And once in awhile Ryan pops in and pretends like he cares. 

 

The whole "Congrats on no violations in one year" party was hella awkward to watch...considering. And I like how Cate even finds time to lay down at the park. 

I don't really care that Nova had her shirt off. Some kids are like that. My sisters shed their clothes as soon as they got home from school and ran around in the underwear all the time. My mom didn't care, fight your battles and all that. We'd just make them get dressed if I had friends coming over (I am 9-11 years older). My middle child hates shirts. He'll keep his pants/shorts on all day, but his shirts are always coming off. My daughter is 5 and while potty trained, she has accidents a lot (she's on the spectrum and bowel/bladder control is hard for her), so a lot of the time she just hangs in a t-shirt and underwear. Whatever. Tyler and Cate are horrible parents in a lot of ways, but it's not uncommon for kids to like being free. I didn't really see any other people at the park and she's still so little, so it doesn't bother me at all. 

I did find it hilarious when they were at home and Tyler was all amazed - "What 1.5 year old ASKS to go to bed?" - The one who has to put up with her sloth of a mother and self righteous father all day long. I'd be BEGGING for bedtime, myself. 

And I appreciate that Cate has trained the dog to guard her while she sleeps the day away on the couch. 

 

I don't know what to say about Farrah and her employee. On the one hand, the girl actually did look and sound pretty incompetent. On the other hand, if Farrah had asked more pertinent interview questions, she might have KNOWN this. And who knows what the truth really is? She says Kiana insisted on cleaning out the machine, even though Farrah knew she wasn't ready. But I could easily see Farrah not training her, telling her she HAS to stay and do it, and just expecting her to figure it out. 

I did love Michael telling her to "be professional like you always are". Hahahaha! And then Farrah is all, "I talk few words". Actually, you talk a lot of words, but few of them make sense. 

At any rate, at least Kiana can now have a great story about being fired by a loon wearing crazy glasses. 

 

Amber is such a fool. She's been leeched off of by her loser boyfriend for the last few years, and now his son is going to join in. I totally don't buy Christopher's, "the drugs made me do it" excuse for selling stories about them. He has not attachment to Matt. Matt hasn't seen him in 10 years. He doesn't raise or care about ANY of his kids. I imagine every word Christopher said was true, and he really thought he'd get paid for the story. When that didn't happen, he decided to pretend to be sorry and just start taking money directly from the source - Amber. Look how Matt just made the call to fly the guy to LA, without even asking Amber. He runs that show now. 

But Amber is just gross and deserves everything she gets. She doesn't care what Matt did in his past, because he's not doing it to her? That's like if I said, "I don't care that Ted raped and murdered dozens of women, he's not raping and murdering ME!" Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And then....AND THEN...she starts with the victim blaming - talking about Matt's exes LETTING him treat them badly. Whoa. Dead. You are dead to me. Pray tell, how do you stop a man from abandoning you and your child, because I'm sure millions of women would like to know. 

So yea, she made her bed. I just hope Leah can stay as far removed from this circus as possible. 

[ghoulina]

9 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

 

"Are you nervous because I'm here ?" Farrah says to the girl struggling with the industrial can opener.

Farrah has a very high opinion of herself.

 

Even if it WAS true, you don't make a nervous person feel more nervous. You step in and help them figure it out. Or at least I would. Maybe Farrah wanted the girl to fail, because she thought firing someone would make for good TV. 

 

25 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

Not mine. ?My little girl is almost 20months old and only says dadda and some gibberish. She said mama back in January for one whole day. Literally sang mama mama mama all day long for ONE day. 

I made an appointment with her pediatrician but it's pretty normal at that age to choose not speak and just observe your surroundings. She will yakking my ear off in no time. So sadly, not every one.

Awww, hang in there. My oldest had 4 words by his second birthday. Four. His former pediatrician even told me I needed to get him into speech therapy stat. But I knew he was fine and would talk when he was ready. Boy did he ever. By 2.5 he was talking our ears off and he is now an 8-year-old who reads at a 4th grade level and speaks better than many adults. It'll happen!

Nova probably had to learn to talk early so she could mediate the passive aggressive fights between her parents.