Jeremy and Auj Poj

[Redrum]

Jeremy takes after Amy and has the same skin as Amy. He also merrily courts sun damage by roasting his skin in the sun.

[ginger90]

[stoppro]

Aud, church not going save your oily scamming ass.

[chenoa333]

Auj looks really pretty in that photo. Maybe it's because she's got her mouth closed or maybe she used a filter. 

[Absolom]

Those are some glum looking children to be heading off to church.

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, Absolom said:

Those are some glum looking children to be heading off to church.

Maybe Jesus can make them happy for an hour

[Joan of Argh]

I guess Auj is damned and determined to push the idea that Radley is an avid fisherman, seems like a lame theme for a 1 yr olds birthday party.

Radley sat there looking totally confused throughout the entire celebration, didn’t want to blow out the candle on his “fishing bobber” cake that looked like a bomb.  
Ember and Bode kept hovering around and telling him to blow but he just sat there, then Auj told him to blow and kept asking him if he liked his cake…. He continued to look confused.

[Harry Wails]

Has that kid ever been fishing?

He's only 1 years old, how much of a fishing enthusiast could he be at that age?

When our kids were that young the theme was usually their favorite stuffed toy, cartoon, disney character or something of that nature... not Field & Stream magazine or fishing show.

She puts a lot of effort into each childs birthday which is commendable but fishing?!?

Regarding the pic of the kids on the way to church, I'd be grumpy too if I was dressed like Ember, wtf is that? she looks like an amish child or something, I guess that's more of Auj's preference for no bright cheerful colors or cute outfits.

[stoppro]

That'family' is fucked up.

[RedDelicious]

If you separate the "who" from the "what", it all looks pretty normal to me. I've never seen a first birthday party where the guest of honor totally understood what was going on and *didn't look bewildered. My own nephew had a major meltdown at the commencement of Happy Birthday. I think the play on "o-fishally" is really cute and they did a nice job with the party decorations and cake. I think the cake is adorable.

Also I don't think any kids really like going to church. We loved Sunday School but didn't really like services too much. I remember my sister and I hated having to wear a slip and tights, but as an adult I'm glad we had that experience growing up, plus we almost always got Dunkin Donuts after. 

[chenoa333]

18 hours ago, Munchkin said:

Regarding the pic of the kids on the way to church, I'd be grumpy too if I was dressed like Ember, wtf is that? she looks like an amish child or something,

I agree. I was thinking the kids look like members of some wacky religious cult. And where is the fourth child...Jeremy? 

[Harry Wails]

21 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I agree. I was thinking the kids look like members of some wacky religious cult. And where is the fourth child...Jeremy? 

I guess ass hat Jeremy is driving their new Mercedes Benz Van that they NEEDED for when they go skiing because it's too much hassle to get dressed and pull on skis from their Toyota pick-up truck.

So how many vehicles is that now?

They have Jers vintage van, his VW bug, his vintage toyota jeep, his Toyota Tundra and now a Mercedes-Benz Van.... so that's 5....did I miss any?  

[judyjudyjudy]

On 11/13/2022 at 11:17 AM, ginger90 said:

Ember looks like Audrey just finished laying down holy hell.

[Harry Wails]

1 minute ago, judyjudyjudy said:

Ember looks like Audrey just finished laying down holy hell.

I agree, it's odd to see little Ember look so glum because she's always such a happy, smiling child.

So dramatic... Auj's hashtag #NotTodaySatan  👿

[Dustbunny]

4 hours ago, Munchkin said:

I guess ass hat Jeremy is driving their new Mercedes Benz Van that they NEEDED for when they go skiing because it's too much hassle to get dressed and pull on skis from their Toyota pick-up truck.

So how many vehicles is that now?

They have Jers vintage van, his VW bug, his vintage toyota jeep, his Toyota Tundra and now a Mercedes-Benz Van.... so that's 5....did I miss any?  

They're certainly doing well for a young couple with 3 kids, they just bought a $1,500,000 home that they're fixing up, they also bought a Sunriver vacation home that they're totally renovating to turn it into an airBNB, Jer's Toyota Tundra is a fairly new vehicle which he spent a ton of money customizing and now they bought a new Mercedes van? 😮

They holiday on a regular basis, go water skiing, Snow skiing (which isn't cheap) they buy all sorts of expensive gadgets and as you said Jer has a collection of vintage vehicles, Jer also has an expensive collection of hunting and fishing gear, Auj must be making some big bucks shilling the oils and all their books and journals.

[stoppro]

       I guess jer gave  up on trying to fly.                 must be nice wife makes all the money jeremy just smirks his ass off,wait till she leaves him,that ought to be good.

[RedDelicious]

Ember is wearing wide leg pants and a shearling coat. It’s not a fundie skirt.

[readheaded]

Auj is pretty tone deaf considering that many people have to get 3 kids ready to leave for daycare every day, not just 1 day a week to go to church. I understand that church is important to some people, but unlike a job, unless you're the pastor, no one going to fire you if you don't show up or don't show up on time.

[Joan of Argh]

Jers newest toy was delivered….
A brand new tractor!  

🙄

[babyhouseman]

Matt, Jeremy and Zack need a show called Boys and Their Toys.

[Irate Panda]

Out there still begging to Carhartt….I thought they were mad at them 😏 All is forgiven in the name of a good shill attempt.

[stoppro]

jeremy has got to be the biggest asshole ever.WTF

[Jeanne222]

Why do those small property owners Zack and Jeremy spend huge amounts of money on large equipment meant for a real farm and not on their small tract homesteads?

Trying to show off to Matt?  Look at me!  Look at me!

[Teriacky]

Well, Jeremy and Zach ARE indeed Matt’s sons. It’s all about the material things. 

[Endora]

9 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

Why do those small property owners Zack and Jeremy spend huge amounts of money on large equipment meant for a real farm and not on their small tract homesteads?

Trying to show off to Matt?  Look at me!  Look at me!

It seems to me that Jer and Aud have a really big property.  ZiT’s place just looks like a big back yard. 

[Joan of Argh]

7 hours ago, Endora said:

It seems to me that Jer and Aud have a really big property.  ZiT’s place just looks like a big back yard. 

ZiT’s property is 2 acres and I think Jer and Auj’s property is 4 acres…. JMO but neither are large enough to be considered a “farm” 

[Ms.Lulu]

1 hour ago, Joan of Argh said:

ZiT’s property is 2 acres and I think Jer and Auj’s property is 4 acres…. JMO but neither are large enough to be considered a “farm” 

I agree! Per the IRS: a property qualifies as a farm if it is actively cultivating, operating or managing land for profit. Specifically, they must sell at least $1000 of agricultural products per year. Agricultural products are livestock, dairy, poultry, fish, vegetables and fruit.

[Jeanne222]

19 hours ago, Endora said:

It seems to me that Jer and Aud have a really big property.  ZiT’s place just looks like a big back yard. 

I saw pictures somebody here posted when they first bought it. I was surprised it seemed to be in a neighborhood like setting. 

I’m remembering maybe two lots wide and double, double back!

 I‘ll try to find the picture. 

[Jeanne222]

On 6/9/2022 at 7:33 PM, Irate Panda said:

I read a Sun article about J&A “farm” it says the inside is a little dated and Jeremy is a BIG fan of renovations LOL, so what’s the over under for Jeremy to start a project somebody else has to completely redo? It says 1.5 million for 4 acres property.  These two get on my nerves, but at least it seems like they took their time bought something they like and didn’t just buy it out of spite. 

IP says four acres. I would have thought more like two but we’ll go with four acres since they probably got that # from the listing. 

[Irate Panda]

On 11/16/2022 at 11:55 AM, Jeanne222 said:

Why do those small property owners Zack and Jeremy spend huge amounts of money on large equipment meant for a real farm and not on their small tract homesteads?

Trying to show off to Matt?  Look at me!  Look at me!

Jeremy needs the equipment so he can pretend he does work and beg for his Carhartt sponsorship since I guess he forgot he was “mad” at them (allegedly).  Audrey approves Jeremy’s purchase so she can write about her farmer husband in her gibberish journal and Zach probably needed another tractor so he’d have 2 to hang Christmas lights off 🤭

[Jeanne222]

On 11/17/2022 at 9:44 PM, Irate Panda said:

Jeremy needs the equipment so he can pretend he does work and beg for his Carhartt sponsorship since I guess he forgot he was “mad” at them (allegedly).  Audrey approves Jeremy’s purchase so she can write about her farmer husband in her gibberish journal and Zach probably needed another tractor so he’d have 2 to hang Christmas lights off 🤭

Or it can sit out on the property abandoned like the lawn mower sitting there!  Snow and rain on expensive equipment doesn't bother Zack!  He's program rich!  And lazy!

[ginger90]

[BAForever]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Love the new emojis offered on this forum for comments, but can't pick a good one for this post. Maybe an eye roll?

Edited November 23, 2022 by BAForever

[Joan of Argh]

Typical Auj has to make sure we know what a long suffering, hard working saint she is. 🙄

 

[Joan of Argh]

[ginger90]

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

"Jer was so confused". Sounds like Jer on any given day regarding anything. 

[chenoa333]

On 11/23/2022 at 2:23 AM, Joan of Argh said:

Words cannot describe how bizarre they look. 

[Teriacky]

Maybe Oddly could have told Jer what the ballet is about before they got there. I’m not surprised he had never seen The Nutcracker score. I would bet he has never seen any ballet before. 

Before not score!

[stoppro]

On 11/13/2022 at 12:17 PM, ginger90 said:

If aud  keeps looking like that and keeping the smiles down,jermy won't be around too much longer.She looks pretty good.

[Absolom]

If they allow Ember to dance if she wants to dance, he may see the Nutcracker enough times to have it firmly embedded.  I'm gearing up for the first of my many expected viewings this year for this grandchild and this stage of life.  

Edited November 26, 2022 by Absolom

[ginger90]

[stoppro]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Well you wanted it you got it.Kids are a self-inflicted wound.

[Cementhead]

14 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Complete with a full face of makeup, including false eyelashes.

1 hour ago, stoppro said:

Well you wanted it you got it.Kids are a self-inflicted wound.

Yep, the majority of her social media content is just her bitching about the kids. She has to keep churning out the content to keep the machine going.  Just like Tori.  I would feel so sorry for these kids if I actually cared but this generation seems to find everyday life a constant struggle so I can't be bothered.

[ginger90]

[stoppro]

looks like aud getting a new one.this one here gonna crash a ladder.

[RedDelicious]

This is a Christmas Vacation disaster waiting to happen and a dipshit at the controls but damn I love that paneled wall and high ceiling.

[Absolom]

I hate the wall.  They do know that you don't have to get the tallest tree that they can or do they?

[Irate Panda]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Whenever I’m like Amy hasn’t posted a kitchen faux pas recently, Jeremy comes through in the clutch to satisfy my head shaking quota for the day. Oh no! Audrey’s nervous,she better write that in her journal 🤭 Oh Roloff Family what would I do without you? 😂

Edited November 28, 2022 by Irate Panda

[chenoa333]

6 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

Oh Roloff Family what would I do without you? 😂

We would be laughing a lot less! 

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

What happened to Jeremy's big, fat pouty lips?