riley702 August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 (edited) What idiot dreamed this campaign up? http://youtu.be/RapKqofgWfw The same idiots who brought us "Enjoy the go"? A pox on all their houses! Edited August 26, 2014 by riley702 5 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 The same idiots who brought us "Enjoy the go"? A pox on all their houses! I think "A poo on all their houses!" would be more fitting. Them that dealt it, smelt it. 6 Link to comment
roamyn August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 (edited) One that outright enrages me is Angie's List. Why the F should I have to PAY to get a recommendation? ! A business that gets bad reviews can get a reputation repair service to channge them on Yahoo, Yelp, Home Advisor, and yes, Angie's List. So why am I paying for something that may not be true, and I can get for free everywhere else! And Home Advisor is a good place to get recommendations. Angie, you're a rip off! I hate your smug face! Edited August 26, 2014 by roamyn 6 Link to comment
RealityGal August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 One that outright enrages me is Angie's List. Why the F should I have to PAY to get a recommendation? ! A business that gets bad reviews can get a reputation repair service to channge them on Yahoo, Yelp, Home Advisor, and yes, Angie's List. So why am I paying for something that may not be true, and I can get for free everywhere else! And Home Advisor is a good place to get recommendations. Angie, you're a rip off! I hate your smug face! Yeah, I don't quite understand how Angie's list hasn't folded, unless there are people out there who just have extra money, but I say, go buy shoes with that extra money! Don't pay for Yelp by another name! Link to comment
GaT August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 One that outright enrages me is Angie's List. Why the F should I have to PAY to get a recommendation? ! A business that gets bad reviews can get a reputation repair service to channge them on Yahoo, Yelp, Home Advisor, and yes, Angie's List. So why am I paying for something that may not be true, and I can get for free everywhere else! And Home Advisor is a good place to get recommendations. Angie, you're a rip off! I hate your smug face! What's really infuriating is that they don't tell you it costs money until after they get your name & address. They say it's because the cost is different depending on where you live (Why would telling me the Joe the plumber is good cost more in one place than the other?) but they still have your personal information if you don't want to sign up. Who knows what they do with it. I once looked up Home Advisor reviews & saw OK reviews from people who used the service, but terrible reviews from the businesses that are part of it. I would not be comfortable taking a recommendation from them, I don't need an angry contractor. Link to comment
Brattinella August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Here is a link for Home Advisor (formerly ServiceMagic) posted on Consumer Affairs. http://www.consumeraffairs.com/homeowners/servicemagic.html 450 Reviews, total a little over ONE STAR. Link to comment
smittykins August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 The same idiots who brought us "Enjoy the go"? A pox on all their houses! "Sprinkle a little tinkle"? I'm surprised they don't say "Be sweet and wipe the seat." 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 "Sprinkle a little tinkle"? I'm surprised they don't say "Be sweet and wipe the seat." When I was a kid, my mother used to say, "Please be neat and wipe the seat." I'm surprised advertisers haven't gone there, too. 2 Link to comment
bilgistic August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 My late grandmother had two very kitchy framed directives in her bathroom. They were probably 1960s- or '70s-era; I seem to remember them being very colorful and featuring a little girl. The girl and maybe other items (flower images?) in the frame had identical copies and were layered or stacked atop each other--two or three each--so they had kind of a 3-D or shadow effect. One picture said, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." The other said, "We aim to please. You aim too, please." Weirdly enough, I was recently telling a guy at work about them, and here I'm talking about them again when I'd not thought about those weird pictures in at least 25 years. I told work guy that my grandparents needed a pool so they could get a third picture that said, "We don't swim in your toilet; don't pee in our pool." 1 Link to comment
Sandman87 August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 All this talk of bathroom poems made me think of one from Maude: “Water sprayed on water makes a sound that all can hear, but water spritzed on porcelain falls silent to the ear.” 2 Link to comment
bilgistic August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 (edited) I'm not sure I understand that one. Aren't you supposed to hit the water? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? One last anecdote: my mother cross-stitched and framed a "sampler" and hung it over the toilet paper roll in the bathroom in the house where my folks still live/where I grew up. The sampler features an "old-fashioned" young girl in a bonnet, sitting on a chamberpot. Only her back is shown. The text reads, "No job is finished until the paperwork is done." I remember puzzling about that so much as a kid. It didn't strike me until way later than it should've that "paperwork" meant toilet paper. I am not nearly as country as it might sound. No one in my family runs a methamphetamine operation of any kind, and we have all our teeth. Edited August 27, 2014 by bilgistic 2 Link to comment
riley702 August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 One last anecdote: my mother cross-stitched and framed a "sampler" and hung it over the toilet paper roll in the bathroom in the house where my folks still live/where I grew up. The sampler features an "old-fashioned" young girl in a bonnet, sitting on a chamberpot. Only her back is shown. The text reads, "No job is finished until the paperwork is done." I remember puzzling about that so much as a kid. It didn't strike me until way later than it should've that "paperwork" meant toilet paper. I used to have one of those "rules of the bathroom" signs. Mine had cutesy rules like "46 person occupancy strictly enforced", "No singing in the shower", "If you use the rubber ducky, please dry it off when you're through", etc. Link to comment
Haleth August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 Yeah, I don't quite understand how Angie's list hasn't folded, unless there are people out there who just have extra money, but I say, go buy shoes with that extra money! They just laid off something like 70 people in Indy. Apparently people don't want to pay to read recommendations. Link to comment
Muffyn August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 The Angie's List ad that drives me BSC is the one about the rescue dog. If you are too stupid to figure out what you need for a dog and you think you really need so much, don't get one. Do you know of any veterinarians? Can you find a pet store? Do some research on dog food? None of these are difficult to find. Chances are the agency you got the dog from can point you in the right direction. Thanks Angie! I'm too stupid to use google or yelp so I'm really glad you came through for me. (OK it also annoys because it implies that the rescue dog needs so much help/care. I work with rescues and hate anything that implies they have major problems. They are not damaged goods.) 8 Link to comment
SmithW6079 August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 I didn't mind the first couple [of Dart] ads, but got tired of it when the friend wanted to preemptivelty scratch his car. That's the one I like the best, because the new car owner is kind of a douche about his new car. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 Crap, New!Wendy is back. This time she's eating burgers with a couple of friends and this other guy, and the second woman says about the guy Wendy is with, "He looks so.....handsome." Wendy says, "I told him we were having Gouda chicken," or some other nonsense. The camera moves to focus on the guy, and he's wearing this vaguely fug suit, and he looks up from stuffing his piehole and says, in this unnecessarily smug tone, "It's a rental." So firstly, why on earth would you rent a suit to go eat burgers? Smoked Gouda on chicken doesn't actually sound that bad, but what makes it so good that you need to dress up? Also, why does he sound so smug? The suit was kind of ugly, so unless his uncle owns a formal wear shop and gave him a discount when he rented the thing, I don't see why he sounds so proud of it. It's just annoying. And stupid. And annoying some more. Link to comment
Aquarius August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 So firstly, why on earth would you rent a suit to go eat burgers? Smoked Gouda on chicken doesn't actually sound that bad, but what makes it so good that you need to dress up? Also, why does he sound so smug? The suit was kind of ugly, so unless his uncle owns a formal wear shop and gave him a discount when he rented the thing, I don't see why he sounds so proud of it. It's just annoying. And stupid. And annoying some more. I guess Gouda is so high-end you need to rent formal wear? Even given that premise (although Gouda is sort of a commonplace ingredient in the USA circa 2014), who even does that, unless you're renting a tux? I just don't get it. Sigh . . . I wish I didn't feel the need to make sense out of these stupid-ass commercials. Link to comment
Prevailing Wind August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 "No job is finished until the paperwork is done." When my mom lived out in the country, there was a guy in a trailer across the "crick" from her. He was, essentially, a squatter, so she sicced the health department on him. Turned out he had a big plastic bucket with a toilet seat perched on it. The Health Inspector checked it out and came back to my mom's, laughing his damn head off because above that makeshift potty was hanging that "paperwork" sign. Claude couldn't prove he wasn't dumping sewage into the crick, so he was forced to move. I bet the Charmin Bears were glad he was done filching their paper. Link to comment
Brattinella August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 I admit that I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to language, spelling, grammar. There is a series of Polident commercials where the spokesperson (who is portrayed as a professional, be it dentist or tech) says the following: "Dentures are very different TO real teeth." NO NO NO! "Different FROM real teeth." Or "Different THAN real teeth." TO is the exact opposite of FROM! Gah these commercials are like fingernails on a chalk-board! 9 Link to comment
Aquarius August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 (edited) I admit that I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to language, spelling, grammar. There is a series of Polident commercials where the spokesperson (who is portrayed as a professional, be it dentist or tech) says the following: "Dentures are very different TO real teeth." NO NO NO! "Different FROM real teeth." Or "Different THAN real teeth." TO is the exact opposite of FROM! Gah these commercials are like fingernails on a chalk-board! Apropos of nothing, this reminds me of an old one that used to grind my gears. Remember the original Vitorin commercials? Where they'd show plates of food and then someone dressed up similarly to the food and say, "You got your high cholesterol from Uncle Davey"? I used to shout at the television, "Not unless Mom was fucking Uncle Davey and he's really your FATHER!" Ughhh, it used to drive me INSANE. Mostly because it was for a fucking pharmaceutical . . . you'd think that people who market drugs would have some understanding of heredity. You don't "get" something from your uncles, aunts and cousins unless it's a communicable disease. One day, they aired one of the spots, with the same people that used to be "Uncle Charlie" and "Cousin Sue" or whatever, only now they were "Grandpa Bill" and "Your Dear Mother." My husband turned to me and happily announced, "Look honey! They fixed it!" No doubt because he realized his days of listening to me go ballistic about it were finally and mercifully over. Edited August 27, 2014 by Aquarius 4 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 I admit that I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to language, spelling, grammar. There is a series of Polident commercials where the spokesperson (who is portrayed as a professional, be it dentist or tech) says the following: "Dentures are very different TO real teeth." NO NO NO! "Different FROM real teeth." Or "Different THAN real teeth." TO is the exact opposite of FROM! Gah these commercials are like fingernails on a chalk-board! That ad has been driving me nuts (well, further than I already was) for months now! 1 Link to comment
Sandman87 August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 (edited) So firstly, why on earth would you rent a suit to go eat burgers? Because you're too low class to own a suit? Because you have an audience with the Burger King? Because you want to start a trend for "burger-wear?" I admit that I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to language, spelling, grammar. There is a series of Polident commercials where the spokesperson (who is portrayed as a professional, be it dentist or tech) says the following: "Dentures are very different TO real teeth." NO NO NO! "Different FROM real teeth." Or "Different THAN real teeth." TO is the exact opposite of FROM! Gah these commercials are like fingernails on a chalk-board! "Different to" seems to be a British-ism, but I've heard it infrequently for as long as I can remember. I have an uncle who uses both "to" and "from", seemingly at random. Drives me nuts. Edited August 27, 2014 by Sandman87 1 Link to comment
Watcher0363 August 28, 2014 Share August 28, 2014 I admit that I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to language, spelling, grammar. There is a series of Polident commercials where the spokesperson (who is portrayed as a professional, be it dentist or tech) says the following: "Dentures are very different TO real teeth." NO NO NO! "Different FROM real teeth." Or "Different THAN real teeth." TO is the exact opposite of FROM! Gah these commercials are like fingernails on a chalk-board! That ad has been driving me nuts (well, further than I already was) for months now! Because you're too low class to own a suit? Because you have an audience with the Burger King? Because you want to start a trend for "burger-wear?" "Different to" seems to be a British-ism, but I've heard it infrequently for as long as I can remember. I have an uncle who uses both "to" and "from", seemingly at random. Drives me nuts. Years ago I was exchanging letters with someone and was I accused of misusing the English language and thinking I was so smart. She went so far as to write out the definitions of the words I misused. I wrote back that it is not that I am smarter than you, it is just that I have a better dictionary than you. Actually I was in the middle of a reading list of books written in the 1700's and 1800's. I had to get an unabridged dictionary to decipher all the archaic meaning of far to many words. It was then that I realized that some people who are well educated can seem to sound rather dumb or incorrect when actually they are using their words in their truer sense. Like someone above I have heard "different to" on and off for years. I have always thought it incorrect also. However when I write I have a tendency to use that form, then I must go back on a proof read and correct it. Link to comment
RealityGal August 28, 2014 Share August 28, 2014 Because you're too low class to own a suit? Because you have an audience with the Burger King? Because you want to start a trend for "burger-wear?" Heh! This made me laugh and I'm in a terrible mood - thank you 1 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind August 28, 2014 Share August 28, 2014 (edited) It's Burgerwearness! ...for when you're too busy eating to go pee. Edited August 28, 2014 by Prevailing Wind 3 Link to comment
ramble August 28, 2014 Share August 28, 2014 It's Burgerwearness! ...for when you're too busy eating to go pee. Because hey, pee happens! 2 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 28, 2014 Share August 28, 2014 Because you're too low class to own a suit? Because you have an audience with the Burger King? Because you want to start a trend for "burger-wear?" Is having an audience with the Burger King the same thing as waking up with the King? Because that really would involve pee. 3 Link to comment
smittykins August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7amkz9NlP-A "We invented light beer." Um, no, you didn't. It was originally developed in the '60s as "Gablinger's Diet Beer," then the recipe was given to Meister Brau, which was eventually purchased by Miller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Lite#History Edited August 29, 2014 by smittykins Link to comment
Aquarius August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 (edited) Is having an audience with the Burger King the same thing as waking up with the King? Because that really would involve pee. Holy crap, remember those awful commercials? Why the hell someone thought that would convince anyone that they needed breakfast at BK, I don't understand. I finally saw the Wendy's commercial in question. The rented suit looks like something a guy* would rent for prom or wedding usher. So I guess they're going with the "Gouda as an event" theme. Still stupid though. * one with bad taste, apparently Edited August 29, 2014 by Aquarius Link to comment
AuntiePam August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 I don't like the Dumb Asterisk ads. I get the joke -- Dumb Ass-terisk, but does he have to beat on people? All the fast food burger/taco ads that show people eating the stuff at home or at the office. Because a McDonald's burger & fries is only palatable when it's hot. One of my kids worked at McD's years ago and said the food is tossed if it isn't sold within 15 minutes. So even McDonald's knows it's crappy unless it's right off the grill/out of the fryer. Most other ads bug me only when they're overly-rotated. If you've got the money to pay for ad time, use some of it to make a different ad. Link to comment
Rinaldo August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 "Different to" is actually preferred usage in the UK as far as I know. In the US, although I know people say "different than," only "different from" sounds right to me. Perfectionism in grammar/usage (I'm prone to it as well, so I sympathize) can be perilous. I've recently erased the consist/comprise distinction from the list of things I worry about, having been shown that they've been used interchangeably for many hundreds of years. Similarly the superstition that "none" must be singular. And I've decided to embrace the use of "they" as our neutral third-person singular (in informal contexts, at least) as we have nothing else to do the job. 1 Link to comment
xaxat August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 (edited) There's a promo for the new CBS show Scorpion that really annoys me. In it the lead character brags about how his IQ is 190 but Einstein's was only 160. You know what people who are truly intelligent don't do? Brag about their IQ like it's a golf score! Edited August 29, 2014 by xaxat 9 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 29, 2014 Share August 29, 2014 Speaking of show promos, I wish that Adrian Brody's Houdini would go ahead and air on The History Channel so those damned commercials would get out of my face. I don't have anything against him, but they run those ads all the time. Link to comment
LoneHaranguer August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 You know what people who are truly intelligent don't do? Brag about their IQ like it's a golf score! Truly intelligent people know that you can't accurately measure high IQ's so those numbers are meaningless. 2 Link to comment
Sandman87 August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 (edited) A local bed & mattress shop is running a Labor Day sale ad with a "talking" bulldog puppy. The dog repeats something several times, and the last time he does it he adds "not to labor the point." No! Bad Dog! It's "belabor the point", where belabor means "to beat soundly", as in "belabor the idiot who wrote this commercial." Edited August 30, 2014 by Sandman87 4 Link to comment
cynicat August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 A local bed & mattress shop is running a Labor Day sale ad with a "talking" bulldog puppy. The dog repeats something several times, and the last time he does it he adds "not to labor the point." No! Bad Dog! It's "belabor the point", where belabor means "to beat soundly", as in "belabor the idiot who wrote this commercial." I'm willing to cut that one some slack because I'm betting that dog didn't get a complete education. 2 Link to comment
xaxat August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 (edited) Speaking of show promos, I wish that Adrian Brody's Houdini would go ahead and air on The History Channel so those damned commercials would get out of my face. I don't have anything against him, but they run those ads all the time. I was going to post about that over in the "Scratch your head" thread. Because I didn't know that The History Channel still made shows about actual history. ETA: As they move away from programming shows about history I wonder if The History Channel execs are frustrated at the fact that they can't follow in the steps of networks like A&E and AMC and rebrand using just their initials. Edited August 30, 2014 by xaxat 2 Link to comment
captain1 August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 The car commercial (Acura, maybe?) with some guy screeching a hideous version of "My Way" at top volume makes me want to shoot my TV. 1 Link to comment
slensam August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 The car commercial (Acura, maybe?) with some guy screeching a hideous version of "My Way" at top volume makes me want to shoot my TV. That guy would be Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols. It is weird to me that they would his version of that song. It wasn't made to be taken seriously. And definitely not for a car commercial. Strange days indeed. 3 Link to comment
turbogirlnyc August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 (edited) Just saw a new Kmart ad where grandma shops at Kmart and becomes a hip-hop mogul. Or something. Apparently she saves enough to fling benjamins at the camera with glee. Maybe this should be posted in the Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads thread because, WTF? I found the commercial equally annoying so it can go either way. Has anyone else seen this? Edited for grammar. Edited August 30, 2014 by turbogirlnyc 1 Link to comment
RealityGal August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 I was going to post about that over in the "Scratch your head" thread. Because I didn't know that The History Channel still made shows about actual history. ETA: As they move away from programming shows about history I wonder if The History Channel execs are frustrated at the fact that they can't follow in the steps of networks like A&E and AMC and rebrand using just their initials. Their logo is a giant H, so I'm sure they are going to try. Since their programming seems focused on rednecks who like to pawn stuff I too am shocked at an actual program about history. 3 Link to comment
Sandman87 August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 ETA: As they move away from programming shows about history I wonder if The History Channel execs are frustrated at the fact that they can't follow in the steps of networks like A&E and AMC and rebrand using just their initials. Their logo is a giant H, so I'm sure they are going to try. "The H channel"? Sounds like the network for junkies. 4 Link to comment
xaxat August 30, 2014 Share August 30, 2014 It's that, or THC. Not a winner either way. 5 Link to comment
Sandman87 August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 Are you kidding? They'd make a fortune running those obnoxious commercials for Jack's Munchie Meals. With the impaired short term memory of the viewers they could show them 4 or 5 times per break. Link to comment
ShadowSixx August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 (edited) Just saw a new Kmart ad where grandma shops at Kmart and becomes a hip-hop mogul. Or something. Apparently she saves enough to fling benjamins at the camera with glee. Maybe this should be posted in the Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads thread because, WTF? I found the commercial equally annoying so it can go either way. Has anyone else seen this? Edited for grammar. Yes, and quite disgusting to see a senior citizen gyrate her ass, and it's equally bad that we have to see the kind of panties that she's buying and her making it "rain" when paying for it. Is Kmart this damn desperate and out of ideas. I think I'm never gonna shop there again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOZjaFfciss That McDonalds Eco Nom Nom Nom commercial is annoying as hell. If food makes me talk and sound like that, no thank you. I'm sick of commercials trying to create catchy words or phrases that will never ever become part of the English language. That's the problem with advertising today, they want to create words that just doesn't exist in hopes that it will catch on. Edited August 31, 2014 by ShadowSixx 5 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 I mentioned that KMart ad in the favorite commercials thread, I thought it was funny. 6 Link to comment
merylinkid August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 I just feel so sorry for the husband with the wife who got the Serta perfect sleeper mattress. He's had to allow himself to become a medical test subject just to pay the bills because his wife is too comfortable to get out of bed and help out. Poor man. 1 Link to comment
bilgistic August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 I'm on the side of "pretty fantastic" for the Kmart ad. I imagine it was a ball to shoot. That lady looks like an awesome grandma. We rarely get our reserved Baptist grandma to loosen up and dance, let alone shake her ass. The very thought! As I near 40, it's nice to remind myself that age doesn't mean a thing. 7 Link to comment
Maverick August 31, 2014 Author Share August 31, 2014 I believe that is a stunt ass being shaken. 8 Link to comment
ramble August 31, 2014 Share August 31, 2014 I believe that is a stunt ass being shaken. I thought that as well. Also, just as a stand alone sentence, that is awesome! 5 Link to comment
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