selkie June 28, 2016 Share June 28, 2016 Following TWOP Olympic tradition, a thread for admiring the physiques of the most talented athletes on the planet. If you are linking to images that are possibly NSFW, please note it clearly in the post. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/
SnideAsides June 28, 2016 Share June 28, 2016 And to follow the other TWoP Olympic tradition, we start this thread as we must, with patron saint of swimsuits Alexandre Despatie, even though he retired a few years ago. Here he is wearing actual people clothes. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2363662
luvbadtv June 28, 2016 Share June 28, 2016 The diving team is looking good this year(I don't know how to just link the pic w/o the article): http://www.sbnation.com/2016/6/22/12010788/2016-olympic-trials-diving-results-sam-dorman-michael-hixon http://olympics.si.com/olympics/2016/06/24/olympics-rio-2016-david-boudia-us-diving-trials-results# Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2364338
Princess Sparkle June 28, 2016 Share June 28, 2016 I know this is from 4 years ago, but since a lot of these guys will probably be at this Olympics, I will just leave the link to Go Fug Yourself's Olympic Abs post. There's also a dash of some SUPER attractive swimmers in this post as well. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2364529
Rick Kitchen June 28, 2016 Share June 28, 2016 On 6/28/2016 at 12:09 PM, luvbadtv said: The diving team is looking good this year(I don't know how to just link the pic w/o the article): http://www.sbnation.com/2016/6/22/12010788/2016-olympic-trials-diving-results-sam-dorman-michael-hixon http://olympics.si.com/olympics/2016/06/24/olympics-rio-2016-david-boudia-us-diving-trials-results# Expand What are those things they're holding? Are they supposed to be water droplets? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2365361
madhacker July 12, 2016 Share July 12, 2016 all right let's just get one of the most obvious hotties started (because I'm pretty sure he's going to be one of the most discussed guys on this thread): Tom Daley http://i.imgur.com/uvwM8bd.jpg https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2016/04/adidas-team-gb-kit-stella-mccartney-rio-olympics_dezeen_936_0.jpg could his speedos possibly be any smaller? God, Dustin Lance Black (his soon to be husband) is so lucky...... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2399408
luvbadtv July 22, 2016 Share July 22, 2016 On 7/12/2016 at 8:32 PM, madhacker said: could his speedos possibly be any smaller? God, Dustin Lance Black (his soon to be husband) is so lucky...... Expand I predict they will be smaller during the games. Did you watch the US Olympic trials? I thought we might have a wardrobe malfunction; the suits are tinier than ever. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2424413
legaleagle53 July 22, 2016 Share July 22, 2016 On 7/22/2016 at 12:04 PM, luvbadtv said: I predict they will be smaller during the games. Did you watch the US Olympic trials? I thought we might have a wardrobe malfunction; the suits are tinier than ever. Expand That makes up for the full body armor that the swimmers wear. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2424625
SnideAsides July 26, 2016 Share July 26, 2016 Speaking of swimmers, here is Rami Anis, a Syrian swimmer who will be competing for the refugee team. You're welcome. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2434705
againstthewind August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 (edited) My favorite thread! I can't wait to pick out my Olympic boyfriend. 2012 featured Nathan Adrian for me. Cursory look: Jake Dalton, Sam Mikulak (but oh so short - I'm 5'9"), Madison Hughes, Matt Anderson (but why the beard? He has a fantastic jawline. Fun fact- we matched on Bumble a few months back). Edited August 3, 2016 by againstthewind 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455025
Harry24 August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 J'adore this traditional thread. Does anyone else miss the "Faster - Higher - Hotter" title from TWOP days? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455306
emma675 August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 Yay, my most favorite thread in the world is back! Those TWoP Olympic threads were the best and such a nice distraction from the daily work grind. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455490
topanga August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 12:47 PM, againstthewind said: My favorite thread! I can't wait to pick out my Olympic boyfriend. 2012 featured Nathan Adrian for me. Cursory look: Jake Dalton, Sam Mikulak (but oh so short - I'm 5'9"), Madison Hughes, Matt Anderson (but why the beard? He has a fantastic jawline. Fun fact- we matched on Bumble a few months back). Expand Ah, man. I'm getting old. These guys are cute but look like babies. I'd feel like a pedophile if I started lusted after any of them. Maybe it's because I have a teenage boy, and these athletes aren't much older than he is. *sigh* What a waste of nice abs. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455544
againstthewind August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 4:44 PM, topanga said: Ah, man. I'm getting old. These guys are cute but look like babies. I'd feel like a pedophile if I started lusted after any of them. Maybe it's because I have a teenage boy, and these athletes aren't much older than he is. *sigh* What a waste of nice abs. Expand I feel a bit of the same way - I'm 28 and they are only 3 years younger or so than me though. I feel like I'm getting old. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455567
Rick Kitchen August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 Ryan Lochte has dyed his hair what he's calling "ice blue". It looks white, to me. http://www.today.com/style/ryan-lochte-dyed-his-hair-icy-blue-rio-see-his-t101357 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455724
Ohwell August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 If they're 21 and older, I'm gonna lust. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455965
Indy August 3, 2016 Share August 3, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 12:47 PM, againstthewind said: My favorite thread! I can't wait to pick out my Olympic boyfriend. 2012 featured Nathan Adrian for me. Cursory look: Jake Dalton, Sam Mikulak (but oh so short - I'm 5'9"), Madison Hughes, Matt Anderson (but why the beard? He has a fantastic jawline. Fun fact- we matched on Bumble a few months back). Expand I'll take Sam off of your hands :) I'm only 4'10" so he's perfect (so long as he grows out that horrible flag cut-out in the side of his hair...) Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2455999
CaffeinatedAunt79 August 4, 2016 Share August 4, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 12:47 PM, againstthewind said: My favorite thread! I can't wait to pick out my Olympic boyfriend. 2012 featured Nathan Adrian for me. Cursory look: Jake Dalton, Sam Mikulak (but oh so short - I'm 5'9"), Madison Hughes, Matt Anderson (but why the beard? He has a fantastic jawline. Fun fact- we matched on Bumble a few months back). Expand Thumbs up on Matt Anderson and he is from my hometown!! Love that this thread started with one of the all time hotties, Alexandre Despatie. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2456656
MyAimIsTrue August 4, 2016 Share August 4, 2016 I don't know if he's back for Rio but French swimmer Camille Lacourt was my Olympics boyfriend in London. 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2456659
Ohwell August 4, 2016 Share August 4, 2016 Yowza 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2456696
SnideAsides August 4, 2016 Share August 4, 2016 Camille Lacourt's competing in men's 100m backstroke. (Google's added a feature this Olympics where any search for an athlete who's competing will show you what events they're in as the top result.) In related news, Ning Zetao is competing for China in two men's freestyle events. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2457104
tanyak August 5, 2016 Share August 5, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 5:46 PM, Rick Kitchen said: Ryan Lochte has dyed his hair what he's calling "ice blue". It looks white, to me. http://www.today.com/style/ryan-lochte-dyed-his-hair-icy-blue-rio-see-his-t101357 Expand I was coming to post this. I seriously love it. Good ole' Ry-Ry 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2460683
Popular Post againstthewind August 5, 2016 Popular Post Share August 5, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 2:31 PM, tanyak said: I was coming to post this. I seriously love it. Good ole' Ry-Ry Expand I always think of this when it comes to Lochte: 25 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2460804
tanyak August 5, 2016 Share August 5, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 3:20 PM, againstthewind said: I always think of this when it comes to Lochte: Expand Ha! Spot. On. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2460810
shoregirl August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 3:20 PM, againstthewind said: I always think of this when it comes to Lochte: Expand That's what I think of too. He might be the best description of just sit there and look pretty. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2462192
Rinaldo August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 All credit to him, then, for playing Nina Arianda's "sex idiot" on that episode of 30 Rock. The joke of that role was exactly "don't even try, just stand there and look pretty." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2462233
againstthewind August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 I present Bret Bonanni, water polo. Just don't look at his age. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2462536
luvbadtv August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 On 8/5/2016 at 2:31 PM, tanyak said: I was coming to post this. I seriously love it. Good ole' Ry-Ry Expand I went to the Olympic swim trials. Ryan seemed to be carrying a bit of pudge in his mid-sections. And by pudge, I mean excellent shape, but not as toned as I'm used to an Olympic swimmer being. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2462567
SnideAsides August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 If anyone needs me, I'm going fishing with Tonga's flagbearer Pita Taufatofua. Yes. It's that big. 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2462974
ExplainItAgain August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 Yeah, Tonga's flag bearer certainly lit up Twitter tonight. He was real pretty, if a little slippery looking. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2463006
legaleagle53 August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 Yeah, I wonder how many women (and gay men) did some online research about flights to Tonga after seeing him. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2463561
Ohwell August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 Well, I certainly know more about Tonga now than I did before last night. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2463568
Demian August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 My long-term (and exceedingly polite) Canadian kayaking boyfriend, Adam van Koeverden, is in Brazil for his fourth Olympics. Sigh. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2464756
katisha August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Australian water polo player Rhys Howden. Sigh. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2465038
Superpole2000 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Women's Fencing silver medalist: Rossella Fiamingo. Sadly, swimwear is not involved in the actual event. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2465429
Minneapple August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Fencer Ibtihaj Muhammad (the first woman to compete for the US while wearing a hijab) is gorgeous: 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466429
Rick Kitchen August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Serbia's flag bearer, Ivana Maksimovic Andjusic 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466435
SnideAsides August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Taylor Worth, men's team archery bronze medallist. I'd let him stick it in, just quietly. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466624
Ohwell August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Not with that contraption though. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466649
maraleia August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 These queer women http://www.outsports.com/2016/8/3/12370890/elena-delle-donne-wnba-olympics-chicago-sky-gay http://qz.com/750577/rio-home-to-rampant-anti-gay-violence-will-host-a-historic-number-of-lgbt-athletes-including-the-games-first-married-same-sex-couple/ Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466665
Moose135 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 On 8/7/2016 at 2:55 PM, Superpole2000 said: Women's Fencing silver medalist: Rossella Fiamingo. Sadly, swimwear is not involved in the actual event. Expand Truly a crime... Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466668
Trini August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 (edited) As a woman, I feel I should complain about the tiny beach volleyball 'uniforms' -- BUT on the other hand, we got the men's diving 'how low can you go' Speedos, so... equal opportunity ogling. :) --- Was kinda mesmerized by Adam Peaty's chest in swimming: Bonus points for being a redhead. :) Edited August 8, 2016 by Trini 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2466838
sab85 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 (edited) I hate volleyball. It was always the one sport in PE I abhorred. And then I saw the US men's indoor team today. Wow. Special shoutout to Matt Anderson and Aaron Russell. Micah Christenson is also adorable, but more in a "I want to feed him tea and cookies: kind of way. Edited August 8, 2016 by sab85 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2467078
Indy August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 It has been decided. My Olympics boyfriend for Rio is Nicola Philippaerts (Belgian Equestrian competitor). He's so pretty. And he has an identical twin brother if anyone wants to join me :) Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2467584
xaxat August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 (edited) U.S. Male Gymnasts Want to Be Objectified Quote So the men’s team has been brainstorming ways to market their sport better. They would like to be objectified. “Maybe compete with our shirts off,” said U.S. star Sam Mikulak, the four-time, reigning all-around national champion. “People make fun of us for wearing tights. But if they saw how yoked we are maybe that would make a difference.” Expand Sam Mikulak Edited August 8, 2016 by xaxat 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2467688
Lovecat August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 They could go old-school Olympics and compete in the nude. Pommel horse might be a bit tricky, though... 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2467886
legaleagle53 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 On 8/8/2016 at 3:50 PM, Lovecat said: They could go old-school Olympics and compete in the nude. Pommel horse might be a bit tricky, though... Expand Of course. "Gymnastics" comes from the Greek word for "naked," after all (γύμνος). 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2468179
Trini August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Well, I always check out men's gymnastics; rings are insane! Maybe tighter pants? Photo mentioned in that article: 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2468285
MyAimIsTrue August 9, 2016 Share August 9, 2016 NBC just showed David Boudia rinsing off under the poolside shower. Swoon! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2469412
KenyaJ August 9, 2016 Share August 9, 2016 That poolside shower is so pornographic. I love it. LOL. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/44972-hotties-of-the-xxxi-olympiad/#findComment-2469474
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