Primetimer February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 High school seniors prove unskilled at navigating post-breakup etiquette. (That's a long way of saying everyone's a pissy jerk.) Read the story Link to comment
Primetimer February 8, 2016 Author Share February 8, 2016 McBray takes over as head jerk in charge in our Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids for S03.E13. Read the story Link to comment
SoupThrower February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Dottie ftw. Also is Andrea really just like not thinking? Concussion cause Steve dropping those hints. Link to comment
SoupThrower February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 So walking out of school to show those SAT people, smart move Wrinkly.... Kelly really you don't date your best friend's ex-boyfriend like 2 minutes after they broke up. I think that David is the only person to know about the summer of deception. I think no one told Brandon which is why I guess it is a reason why never really went off at Dylan and Kelly. Don't think anyone mentioned it except for Kelly's best kiss and Valerie saying about Kelly and Dylan fooling around behind Brenda's back. Link to comment
AndySmith February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Does Paula Trickey truly look like Teri Hatcher? Not really. But she does look like she is about to beam up to the Starship Enterprise... Great-Auntie Ironsides is back At least now she has an excuse for dressing so matronly. karma promptly backhanded them by sending Reek and Brenda to the same restaurant? Well, how else do you explain them ending up in the same restaurant in LA, of all places, which has what, a few thousand restaurants? Either that or the Plot Contrivance Fairy was handling reservations for both couples... My bangs will never be this perfect again. I won't be sad to see them go. Link to comment
Pdxblonde February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 I would totally still wear Kelly's short floral skirt and white T today (with cute flat sandals or a wedge). 1 Link to comment
jenrising February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 "For Pale-Denim Dingus Warehouse, I'm Dylan McKay." I'm crying. Ugh, Dylan is so terrible. Link to comment
STOPSHOUTING February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 (edited) With this episode I have come around to the Again with This consensus that, yes, Dylan is the biggest bitch. I have never re-watched 90210 since the original airings, when I was firmly on Team Kelly and thought Dylan was hot. I was oh-so-wrong on the latter, but the former was definitely more about not liking Shannen, than anything Brenda Walsh has done, though I still say they were both at fault in the Summer of Deception. I'm still kind of Team Kelly, but it's now more Team-Kelly-Can-Do-Better. Poor, poor tiny-mouthed Jennie Garth!Also, yes, Brenda SHOULD have broken up with Reek immediately when he started flirting with her dad. I mean, the only actual hottie on the show -- OMG, he's actually the same age as Luke Perry (yeah, you guys, I Googled), WTF -- and they make him into Jim? I mean, between Superman and Dottie, Papa Walsh was getting all the action. #Boomchickawawa (yeah, sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little, too). Edited February 8, 2016 by STOPSHOUTING 2 Link to comment
AndySmith February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 (edited) I just noticed...is Kelly wearing that floral skirt twice in one episode? How unusual for a TV show. Edited February 8, 2016 by AndySmith Link to comment
swanjun February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 I never watched this show while it was airing, but I always look forward to these Mute Point posts. :) Link to comment
TorrinPaige February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Dingleberry AND cock-knocker? Sarah, you are the best. Also? Not taking Reek out for a test drive is some form of heresy, I'm sure. Dylan. Ruins. Everything. 2 Link to comment
Earmuffs Mom February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 When Brenda asked Dylan and Kelly how long the thing has been going on between them and Dylan said, "Since 6:30p" he knew what she was implicating and lied again. I think Brenda was trying to insulate herself from the truth because the betrayal was too much for her to face in the beginning. 1 Link to comment
Tooch February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 I find it hard to ever consider Team Kelly because while she definitely gave more of a shit about Brenda's feelings than fucking Dylan, she also was pulling some major horseshit out of her butt with that "I held Dylan at arm's length all summer!" line. Whose arm, Kelly? Perhaps a BEE'S? Because you were all up in that shit. 1 5 Link to comment
marny February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 And Kelly with the whole, "You said Dylan could date whoever he wants" bullshit. Like you don't know better than that, Kelly? 1 Link to comment
Nanna February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Almost felt sorry for Kelly for a moment there - but no. She should have either forved Dylan to tell Brenda or told her herself. Or well, you know, not fooled around with her bestie's boyfriend in the first place. <br />I don't get why Brandon isn't the least bit angry with Dylan. Even if he thought Brenda was being unreasonable, shouldn't he had been like "sorry bro, I think I've better keep my distance to you for a while, just till my sister cools down a little"? 1 Link to comment
MissEwa February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Wait, Rick and Jim never had a sing-along with his keyboard? Why did I think they did? That 'walks like a duck, talks like a duck' line is awful but such a 90210 classic. Right up there with 'I hate you both, never talk to me again.' I want to say that they have made Dylan so, so much worse this season but I'm relistening to early S1 podcasts and I think it's just that they made him a little bit less terrible for a season and a half and now his obnoxious bullshit is back. Kelly did a whole lot of soul-searching in the time it took her to hang up the phone after Brenda told her about the break-up and turn around. There wasn't even a soul-searching drive, she literally knew they were broken up for a minute before the making out started. I've said this before but the way they try to make Dylan and Kelly the tortured innocents in this whole situation is so ridiculous. Anne! NO! Farewell Nikki? NOOOOOOO! Link to comment
marny February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 The rear shot of Dylan's jacket at the Planetarium may just be the best thing I've ever seen. 2 Link to comment
Carmen MacCodykins February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Wait, Rick and Jim never had a sing-along with his keyboard? Why did I think they did? They sure did!! But apparently nobody wanted to shell out the money for the licensing in order to keep the footage in, and the DVDs are the lesser for it. 2 Link to comment
Tooch February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Oh god, they cut the Rick/Jim singalong? Noooo! What I remember is the synchronized tie flips! The song was "great balls of fire." WHY DO I KNOW THIS! I think this also was a problem in the episode where Donna finds out about her mom's affair. I remember the podcast Sarah and Tara seemed confused by a weird scene including Jim and the keyboard that was totally out of place, but that episode actually had him doing a series of "numbers" for the family on the keyboard and driving everyone crazy. 3 Link to comment
MissEwa February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 On the one hand, I'm glad I'm not just making up random 90210 scenes in my head, because that would be weird; on the other, boo! That scene takes Rick from boring-but-cute to total JIm-wannabe. Without it Brenda breaking up with him makes so much less sense. 1 Link to comment
marny February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Yes! I remember the Great Balls of Fire scene. It totally makes more sense that Brenda lost her lady boner for Reek when she realized she was dating her dad. 3 Link to comment
MostlyC February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 Were the 90s so conservative that you had to say "bimbo" instead of slut? I thought the scene was cut terribly, but watching Shannon/Jenny- I mean Brinda/Kelly- fight is awesome. But I'm still on Kelly's side. And Dylan's (by default). But also, I have a fair amount of antipathy for SD so it was easy to root against her character. While there was definitely short turnaround time from break-up to "let's go on dates with other people," I think we're supposed to have been seeing Dylan and Kelly pining for each other for months. Nonetheless,Brenda is just as guilty of cheating as Dylan, but it is infinitely more tacky to date her best friend. I wonder how it would have been handled if Brenda and David hooked up under Donna's nose. Was the whole planetarium thing supposed to be a rebel with a cause reference? Because Dylan being MB&D to know? /yawn. Poor Rick. Honestly, Brenda/Kelly would be lucky to date someone like him. But I can appreciate that breaking up with someone who is almost exactly like your Dad is perfectly reasonable, especially if you're 16. zzzz....there were other plot lines this episode? 2 Link to comment
SoupThrower February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Almost felt sorry for Kelly for a moment there - but no. She should have either forved Dylan to tell Brenda or told her herself. Or well, you know, not fooled around with her bestie's boyfriend in the first place. <br />I don't get why Brandon isn't the least bit angry with Dylan. Even if he thought Brenda was being unreasonable, shouldn't he had been like "sorry bro, I think I've better keep my distance to you for a while, just till my sister cools down a little"? Don't think Brandon knows what exactly happened. He asked Dylan (rewatched the episode) if it was the SATs and he said yeah, so he lied to Brandon. Link to comment
SoupThrower February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Nonetheless,Brenda is just as guilty of cheating as Dylan, but it is infinitely more tacky to date her best friend. I wonder how it would have been handled if Brenda and David hooked up under Donna's nose. Was the whole planetarium thing supposed to be a rebel with a cause reference? Because Dylan being MB&D to know? /yawn. Awesome to the first paragraph and to the 2nd? Yeah because he's MB&D to know and he's tortured as Kelly is. Oooooh!!! Link to comment
scarynikki12 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 These episodes don't make Kelly look very smart. I 100% believe that Dylan is so douchey as to go from Brenda to her best friend after getting dumped but Kelly was on the phone with Brenda, hearing about how betrayed she felt at Dylan cheating on her and lying about it, literally moments before Dylan walked into her room. And again, during that scene with Donna. Yet Kelly honestly seems to believe that Brenda making a hypothetical "I don't care who Dylan dates" statement, while she (probably) believes that he'll mope and pine like he did the last time, is a green light to date him. It just makes her look dumber than Donna (sorry Donna, you know it's true). Kelly eventually starts mastering the needless drama but only after Brenda leaves. Until then, she doesn't hold a candle and should have avoided any opportunity to go up against the Queen. That said, Brenda doesn't look very smart either. No way it doesn't occur to Brenda that Kelly's attitude and moping since the end of summer might be related to the mysterious girl Dylan hooked up with. I think that it occurred to her for a fleeting moment and, in that same moment, she pushed it away because Dylan cheating on her with Kelly is way worse than cheating on her with some faceless girl. As we will see later this season. This episode also reminds me of a season 3 trend that I didn't like: Dylan and Kelly knowing each other FOREVER. Before season 3, we were lead to believe that Dylan had been at the same schools but, otherwise, didn't know Kelly very well. Now, we start hearing about how they have this whole history pre-Brenda as if they've secretly been in love and would already be together if not for the interloper from Minnesota. Oh, and season 3 is when Jennie Garth starts using the baby voice in a major way and it drives me crazy. I feel some sympathy for Kelly in an abstract sense, her guilt about deceiving Brenda warring with her desire to be with Dylan, but that fucking baby voice keeps me from ever being Team Kelly in her triangle stories. 2 Link to comment
MuuMuuChainsmoker February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 (edited) I have to admit that, Baja-Hoodie aside, I thought Dylan was mostly great in S1 and part of S2. So it's such a buzz kill that he's become such a self-righteous poser dickhole as the show has gone on. If they were going to turn him into a tool, I wish they would have just gone full Mancini and made him a full villain. Anyway, the ultimate Brenda/Kelly fight that I still remember from when it originally aired was this gem of teen bitchery, which I think it coming up next episode: Donna: “You do remember Brenda Walsh. She used to be your best friend.” Kelly: “Well, we all have our crosses to bear.” Brenda: “Or our legs to uncross" BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Edited because "Dyland" is not a thing and no one wants to go to there. Edited February 9, 2016 by MuuMuuChainsmoker 1 9 Link to comment
MissEwa February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 I have to admit that, Baja-Hoodie aside, I thought Dyland was mostly great in S1 and part of S2. So it's such a buzz kill that he's become such a self-righteous poser dickhole as the show has gone on. To be fair, he was a self-righteous poser dickhole to begin with. But he was an amusing self-righteous poser dickhole, whereas now he's an awful self-righteous poser dickhole. (Ok, I just like typing 'self-righteous poser dickhole' a lot.) Link to comment
Eldemarge February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 And back to the boring stuff: I don't understand WHY Dylan the SATs was even a subplot. It's not like there are any stakes involved. They made it clear Dylan wasn't going to college soooo...? What a bizarre idea. It would be more interesting if he had a bad case of athlete's foot he was trying to vanquish or something. 2 Link to comment
MuuMuuChainsmoker February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 And back to the boring stuff: I don't understand WHY Dylan the SATs was even a subplot. It's not like there are any stakes involved. They made it clear Dylan wasn't going to college soooo...? What a bizarre idea. It would be more interesting if he had a bad case of athlete's foot he was trying to vanquish or something. Don't you see? It's because someone is accusing him of being a *cheater*!! This cannot stand!! 1 Link to comment
Racj82 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Judging by the laws of t.v., if your father really likes the person you are dating as a teenager, that dude is doomed. Also, no fucking way I sitting and taking the S.A.T.'s over again if I don't have to. I roll with Dylan on that one. It's not just some test and it's very easy that your score could fall way off on retry. 1 Link to comment
gpgurl50 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 I want to thank everyone for bringing up Rick and Jim singing together. I looked it up on youtube and there was indeed synchronized tie flipping as they sang which is probably the exact moment that Brenda realized she couldn't bang him because he was too much like her dad. Makes so much more sense now. Also, that clip where Steve told Andrea, "you know what kids are like," made me laugh. Like "remember when we were kids?" Link to comment
FozzyBear February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Oh poor Kelly, she just can't win. She sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend, only stops when said BF comes back and they are sure to get caught, and then hooks up with said boyfriend the minute he's dumped by the friend, and lets the asshole in question in question talk her into continuing to lie and keep secrets that she knows she should talk to the BF about. Poor, poor Kelly. Why do bad things always happen to her? We are now entering the era of "Shut up, Kelly". PS. Can we get a "The Blaze: A lot of parents read it." t-shirt? 2 Link to comment
AndySmith February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 I've never been Team Kelly or Team Brenda. I've always been Team This is Awesome Soapy Teen Drama. 4 Link to comment
Callie February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Actually, when Brandon asked Dylan if he and Brenda broke up over the SATs, Dylan said it was more complicated than than, while looking right at Kelly (who was staring from afar). I can't believe those 2 assholes kissed on campus, before they even told Brenda. Was that tree next to them supposed to hide them from the hundreds of people walking by? 2 Link to comment
Callie February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 This episode also reminds me of a season 3 trend that I didn't like: Dylan and Kelly knowing each other FOREVER. Before season 3, we were lead to believe that Dylan had been at the same schools but, otherwise, didn't know Kelly very well. Now, we start hearing about how they have this whole history pre-Brenda as if they've secretly been in love and would already be together if not for the interloper from Minnesota. Yes! I hated this almost as much as I hated Dylan's douchiness from the moment Brenda returned from Paris (and I love Dylan). I'm probably biased since I was a huge Brenda/Dylan fan but I felt like the writers kept pushing some Dylan/Kelly connection that was never there. Kelly suddenly loves motorcycles but Brenda doesn't and actually tells Dylan that she HATES them while he's fixing his bike (like ok, we get it). Dylan/Kelly suddenly don't want to go to college but Brenda does, which is funny because in 4x02 *spoiler alert* we get the exact opposite dynamic. 2 Link to comment
SoupThrower February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Oh man...I just remember the next episode will be Dylan macking on that old horsey lady and the damn Keytar. Oh no... Other than his music career, David didn't get to much until the meth era. Link to comment
gesundheit February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 These episodes don't make Kelly look very smart. I 100% believe that Dylan is so douchey as to go from Brenda to her best friend after getting dumped but Kelly was on the phone with Brenda, hearing about how betrayed she felt at Dylan cheating on her and lying about it, literally moments before Dylan walked into her room. And again, during that scene with Donna. Yet Kelly honestly seems to believe that Brenda making a hypothetical "I don't care who Dylan dates" statement, while she (probably) believes that he'll mope and pine like he did the last time, is a green light to date him. That said, Brenda doesn't look very smart either. No way it doesn't occur to Brenda that Kelly's attitude and moping since the end of summer might be related to the mysterious girl Dylan hooked up with. I think that it occurred to her for a fleeting moment and, in that same moment, she pushed it away because Dylan cheating on her with Kelly is way worse than cheating on her with some faceless girl. I don't think either Brenda or Kelly were particularly dumb about it, I think both of them were just seeing/hearing exactly what they desperately wanted to believe. Of course it's always hard to remember when watching it because they were both in a love triangle with a balding middle-aged stick insect, but they were just kids! Even Dylan, asshole that he was, was being written pretty true to a fickle teenage boy with raging hormones in this storyline, but it's tough to watch and not hold him to adult standards. Since he's 45, has slept with 300 adult women, practically ran a hotel, had years of hard drinking and drugging and dangerous living and was already in recovery by age 14, owns a home outright, etc. Oh, 90210. Bless its heart. 4 Link to comment
lottiedottie February 10, 2016 Share February 10, 2016 PS. Can we get a "The Blaze: A lot of parents read it." t-shirt? YES, please make this happen! 1 Link to comment
AndySmith February 10, 2016 Share February 10, 2016 (edited) Hey, if people can make a t-shirt like this, why not one for the Blaze? Edited February 10, 2016 by AndySmith 4 Link to comment
Cekrypton1 February 10, 2016 Share February 10, 2016 Holy crossover: The actor who plays Dottie was also Taylor Townsend's mother on The OC. Link to comment
kfree9 February 11, 2016 Share February 11, 2016 I don't get Dylan's orgasmic reaction to chocolate mousse. Cheesecake, brownie sundae, apple pie...I would get. Another reason he's turning into the worst, he picks shitty desserts and then barely shares them. 2 Link to comment
AndySmith February 11, 2016 Share February 11, 2016 I can. Good chocolate mousse, when done right, is just as exquisite as cheesecake or any other dessert. But yes, he does barely share. Though who can blame him, he may have smiling but was probably thinking "Dammit, order your own mousse!" 2 Link to comment
SoupThrower February 11, 2016 Share February 11, 2016 I don't get Dylan's orgasmic reaction to chocolate mousse. Cheesecake, brownie sundae, apple pie...I would get. Another reason he's turning into the worst, he picks shitty desserts and then barely shares them. Oooh if you have the perfect chocolate mousse, it's divine. 2 Link to comment
Callie February 11, 2016 Share February 11, 2016 I don't get Dylan's orgasmic reaction to chocolate mousse. Cheesecake, brownie sundae, apple pie...I would get. Another reason he's turning into the worst, he picks shitty desserts and then barely shares them. LMAO! The first "bite" he gave Kelly was basically an unlicked spoon. 2 Link to comment
carrier76 February 13, 2016 Share February 13, 2016 I feel super dumb...where did the "a lot of parents read it" reference originally come from? Link to comment
Tara Ariano February 13, 2016 Share February 13, 2016 I feel super dumb...where did the "a lot of parents read it" reference originally come from? I BELIEVE it's a threat Brandon makes in this episode to the private security guys when he's trying to dig for information about Vivica A. Fox's ex's detainment. Link to comment
MissEwa February 13, 2016 Share February 13, 2016 I think he uses it as a threat against the Delicious Cumin owner too. How no-one will eat there once they find out that they scam their help for under minimum wage? Link to comment
marny February 14, 2016 Share February 14, 2016 (edited) I thought it was in an early first season episode when Andrea was bragging about the high-falutin' honor of being on the paper. Edited February 14, 2016 by marny Link to comment
AndySmith February 14, 2016 Share February 14, 2016 I'm trying to remember what she said about the paper...it was nationally ranked or something? It was considered one of the top high school newspapers? Link to comment
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