Joan of Argh March 19, 2022 Share March 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Dustbunny said: Douche is right! 🍆 Here she is BREAK dancing for her DOUCHEBAG she BREAKS the POLE, BREAKS the TABLE and maybe BREAKS her NECK! Omg @Dustbunny you’re on fire this week, You took down Amy Roloff and Robyn Brown in one fell swoop! 😂😂😂 11 Link to comment
65mickey March 19, 2022 Share March 19, 2022 These people have made a lot of dumb mistakes when it comes to moving, buying property etc. but purchasing Coyote Pass basically on a whim has to be the dumbest. They purchased this what 3-4 years ago? They have managed to do nothing but use it as a place to meet during the pandemic and for Jenelle to park an RV last year. All the while paying a mortgage and taxes of this property. How they manage to pay a mortgage on this is a mystery to me. They are never going to build homes there. 18 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle March 19, 2022 Share March 19, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said: Exactly, if you ever watched a show called Railroad Alaska, they mentioned that it could cost upwards of 100K to run utilities from the road to a home less than a mile from a main road, granted Alaska is expensive to begin, but your talking 4 houses and thats just electricity, not plumbing or sewage/pipes My brother and his wife owned land in a rural area of east Texas. I can't remember exactly how far they were going to have to run a power line, but it was under 1 mile. $60K for one house. For water they were going to have to dig a well. That was going to start at $2,000. They could use that big open section of land for rows of solar panels, on CP Edited March 19, 2022 by Pickleinthemiddle 1 9 Link to comment
Teri313 March 19, 2022 Share March 19, 2022 3 hours ago, 65mickey said: These people have made a lot of dumb mistakes when it comes to moving, buying property etc. but purchasing Coyote Pass basically on a whim has to be the dumbest. They purchased this what 3-4 years ago? They have managed to do nothing but use it as a place to meet during the pandemic and for Jenelle to park an RV last year. All the while paying a mortgage and taxes of this property. How they manage to pay a mortgage on this is a mystery to me. They are never going to build homes there. And don't forget - they got to park the U-Haul there for like a year while Robyn and Kody and God waited for a rennal to become available. 14 4 Link to comment
LilyD March 19, 2022 Share March 19, 2022 On 3/18/2022 at 8:13 PM, WhatAmIWatching said: If the rest of their land is as rocky as the few plots, like the surveyor mentioned, that will be expensive and difficult to deal with, too. I'm curious how they'll deal with septic systems if there's a lot of deep rock, too. Can public utilities like sewage even be pulled into that area? I am also curious if they're only putting in the one big cistern. That won't be nearly enough for their proposed five homes, plus any irrigation. I sure hope there's more to it than we see, otherwise they're completely delusional. Of course they’re delusional, just follow the show and you’ll know for sure😉 It may also be interesting to know that Kody talked about the deal of the century when he bought the land at a “huge” discount on the condition that the seller did not have to provide utilities. Some experts among us pointed out that those costs would hugely exceed the discount he got, something the previous owner probably knew. Oh and did anyone notice by the way that the article said Christine paid (down payment?) 150k for her land on CP and that Kody and Robyn applied for a 150k loan after Christine left? Is that a coincidence? 9 6 Link to comment
LilyD March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 I just read an old post ( in Robyn's big announcement, that got bumped up in the threads) in which someone explained the whole sealing and unsealing in the LDS. It's a huge thing and you can only be sealed to one person ever. Unsealing is hardly ever done. So you can remarry after divorce but if your previous marriage was not unsealed, you're stuck to husband no 1 for eternity. Anyway, she wondered whether Robyn and Jessop had entered a sealed marriage. I have no idea how this works in practise, nor do I really care. But the thought of Robyn being still formally sealed to Jessop has brightened my day! I'm now envisioning Kody screaming the hell out of his pathetic body for Robyn. But she can't come to his sorry planet because she's been marooned to Jessop-Planet! Now that would be Karma! Kody with his first three wives on planet no 1 and Robyn in a different solar system! 15 Link to comment
Teri313 March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, LilyD said: I just read an old post ( in Robyn's big announcement, that got bumped up in the threads) in which someone explained the whole sealing and unsealing in the LDS. It's a huge thing and you can only be sealed to one person ever. Unsealing is hardly ever done. So you can remarry after divorce but if your previous marriage was not unsealed, you're stuck to husband no 1 for eternity. Anyway, she wondered whether Robyn and Jessop had entered a sealed marriage. I have no idea how this works in practise, nor do I really care. But the thought of Robyn being still formally sealed to Jessop has brightened my day! I'm now envisioning Kody screaming the hell out of his pathetic body for Robyn. But she can't come to his sorry planet because she's been marooned to Jessop-Planet! Now that would be Karma! Kody with his first three wives on planet no 1 and Robyn in a different solar system! Poor Jessop. 15 Link to comment
ginger90 March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 “David is not only the first cousin of Christine but is also related to Meri (via her father’s “other” wives) and the third cousin of Kody, Robyn’s second husband!” From: https://abtc.ng/is-david-jessop-related-to-merril/ 9 1 Link to comment
sharkerbaby March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 I believe there was a misread or perhaps a misrepresentation regarding sealing. A person can be sealed to only one at a time. It is true unsealing is rare but if one was able to get unsealed from the 1st spouse you can indeed be sealed to a 2nd spouse. 9 2 Link to comment
LilyD March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, sharkerbaby said: I believe there was a misread or perhaps a misrepresentation regarding sealing. A person can be sealed to only one at a time. It is true unsealing is rare but if one was able to get unsealed from the 1st spouse you can indeed be sealed to a 2nd spouse. I stand corrected, not my best way of phrasing things☺️ I said sealed to one person ever but yes, that should be one at a time. I was about to type that, whilst thinking about the fact that few people bother to unseal, which lead me to the whole "Robyn could end up on the Jessop-Planet-Thought" . So my multi-tasking brain messed up here! 6 Link to comment
Cetacean March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, LilyD said: "Robyn could end up on the Jessop-Planet-Thought" But if she was sealed to Jessop can she be unsealed unless he agrees? With the polygamists being so ultra-mysogynistic I can't image the brood mare wife has any say in it. Although if I was Jessop I'd do everything in my power not to spend eternity with that witch. 10 2 Link to comment
WhatAmIWatching March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 7 hours ago, sharkerbaby said: I believe there was a misread or perhaps a misrepresentation regarding sealing. A person can be sealed to only one at a time. It is true unsealing is rare but if one was able to get unsealed from the 1st spouse you can indeed be sealed to a 2nd spouse. Do you by chance know if the AUB and other sects do the sealings like the Mormons do? I was wondering if they indeed do something similar but not as rigid, that it might be easier to undo. The Brown clan seem to cherry-pick and/or do whatever they want, depending on their beliefs and wants in the moment, so I can see them making up their own rules for this, too. Just imagining Kody having to listen to Robyn's sobbin' for eternity gives me some lols. He's going to have to build an extra castle in their celestial kingdom so he can have some peace. Hopefully its most is a celestial poop pond. (He might regret not floating around in the outer darkness by himself) 5 4 Link to comment
LilyD March 28, 2022 Share March 28, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, WhatAmIWatching said: The Brown clan seem to cherry-pick and/or do whatever they want, depending on their beliefs and wants in the moment, so I can see them making up their own rules for this, too. Me playing out the scene between Kody and God in my head once Kody’s time to claim his planet has come: Kody: Hey God, here I am, I found your rules tedious and stupid so I changed them to suit my needs, flatter my ego and get rid of my unwanted wives. So… where’s my and Robyn’s planet? God: You know, that’s not exactly what I meant when I wrote them. You’ve failed me, your fambly and your faithful TLC viewers on every level. But I’m not a nasty guy; I’m sure I’ve got a dry, boring and hot piece of rock floating around a distant star for you and Meri to spend a miserable eternity on while I send Robyn to Jessop-Planet. Kody: You can’t do that! I hate Meri’ I want Robyn! You have really offended me there! I’m so angry now. Now I’m pissed off! Take that back!! And show - some - respect!! God: I can, and I will. watch me! Guards, take him as far away as possible please. Now Christine….please tell me again what your heavenly planet looks like? I’m sure I’ve got an amazing place just for you and your family…. Edited March 28, 2022 by LilyD Spelling: anf —> and 19 1 Link to comment
Joan of Argh March 29, 2022 Share March 29, 2022 (edited) Oops! Edited March 29, 2022 by Joan of Argh Oops wrong thread 2 Link to comment
LilyD April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 17 hours ago, CherryBelly said: The AUB seal for time and all eternity but you can be unsealed through the church. Or if the other person leaves the church you're automatically unsealed because they're then considered apostates. I'd guess Robyn got unsealed through the church though. Jessop left the AUB after that. If true then you have just single-handedly busted the entire Sister Wives-myth! 😀 Christine and Meri haven't been divorced. They've been single since the day they were kicked out of the AUB. Poor Janelle may think she's still married but apparently her marital ship sailed too when they were kicked out. And that puts Robyn's actions in a whole new daylight! She must have realised that you get unsealed when leaving the church, leaving her with nothing again. So, did she encourage Kody to divorce Meri to have her kids adopted (which I still think is ridiculous) or did she do it to make sure that she was the only one who was still married whether spiritually or legally? 6 3 Link to comment
LilyD April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Thanks for the interesting information on the AUB @CherryBelly. It was interesting to read. You mentioned that the Browns may be kicked out but can still be considered true believers. If that’s the case, their marriages for instance might still “exist” in their universe. But I wonder what the AUB would make of things they could easily see on the show that go directly against their teachings and beliefs. For example: Kody’s confession on tv that he isn’t into polygamy anymore. Kody seems to interpret the rules to suit his needs and conveniently ignores the ones that don’t suit him. Also, Kody and the wives have openly accepted both Mariah and Gwen and support them (thank goodness for that!) The AUB might acknowledge that some people ‘feel this way’ but they would certainly not accept living an open homosexual life and would probably do everything in their power to convert Mariah and Gwen (like most fundamentalist cults) From this point of view, the show has probably literally been a life saver for those two! Imagine having to be someone you’re not and suppress your real self…. Lastly, most of the adult kids have chosen their own paths away from the AUB and some seem to have completely moved away from religious life. Again something their church would not take lightly. This is such a close-knit and secluded/guarded community. I guess we’ll never find out unless one of us is willing to sacrifice him/herself and joins the AUB for some proper sleuthing😉 5 Link to comment
Cetacean April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 49 minutes ago, LilyD said: Kody seems to interpret the rules to suit his needs and conveniently ignores the ones that don’t suit him. And has done so pretty much from the beginning. After the first season they really got away from pretty much everything with a religious theme except the horrible clothing. 50 minutes ago, LilyD said: Kody and the wives have openly accepted both Mariah and Gwen and support them (thank goodness for that!) I think it's more like they PUBLICLY accepted but behind closed doors it's another story. If they were so supportive, why are Pudge and Audge clearly avoiding all association? I honestly don't thing Meri is all that accepting but she has to be for the cameras. 52 minutes ago, LilyD said: Lastly, most of the adult kids have chosen their own paths away from the AUB and some seem to have completely moved away from religious life. At least it shows how smart the kids are and how stupid the rules are if you have half a brain and are not afraid to question things. Sadly those brainwashed folks we've seen in shows like Escaping Polygamy are zombies who will never get out. 8 Link to comment
deirdra April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Cetacean said: After the first season they really got away from pretty much everything with a religious theme except the horrible clothing. Though they switched to different horrible clothing. Like spaghetti strap tank tops over bare skin or ugly bra straps instead of over "modest" long-sleeved T-shirts. Though I never found the under-sized sausage-casing long-sleeved Tees to be very modest. And the leggings, often see-through without underwear, immodest. Edited April 24, 2022 by deirdra 6 3 Link to comment
iwantcookies April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 I see London I see France I see Robyn’s Victoria Secret underpants 😛😘🤣! 9 Link to comment
eskimo April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 18 hours ago, CherryBelly said: The Browns wouldn't be considered apostates if it wasn't their choice to leave the church. Apostasy is when you know the 'truth' i.e whatever the church teaches but then turn your back on it. I don't think the Browns did that, I think a few of them are still true believers. Brady Williams was a bishop in the AUB but left with his 5 wives and after he did, the leaders were teaching from the pulpit that he was a son of perdition who was leading his wives to hell because since turning his back on the church, they were all adulterers as he only had one legal wife and the church no longer recognised his spiritual marriages and considered them unsealed. I don't think that happened with the Browns if they were kicked out but didn't choose to reject the church. But I get the impression that although Kody is a believer, he kind of does his own thing spiritually these days anyway so who knows what he chooses to believe these days? 😂 Gotta love it when people or organizations think others' salvation goes through them. 'You disagree with me? You're leading your wives to hell, then'! Because 1. Salvation for sure depends on what other people think, and 2. Women are irrational and child-like, therfore must be led to heaven or hell. Can't get anywhere on our own! 🙄 Unfortunately the majority of the women in these groups have been raised to believe this about themselves. 12 Link to comment
LilyD May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 It seems that Meri and Janelle, against all odds, are doing a pretty decent job within their MLM businesses of Plexus and LulaNo. (Just based on the rumours on the internet, posts out here and SM posts like a recent one of Janelle where she was honoured and called a Diamond level.) So, let's assume this is true and both do make a few hundred K per year... And Robyn still makes....0.... and neither does kody (apart from the sale of a gun every now and then) Do you think any of this goes to the McMansion? AKA do Janelle and Meri fund the lazy and lavish lifestyle of King Kody and Queen Robyn? Particularly since Robyn still doesn't do anything at all, despite the fact that her kids are now older? Where would Kody and Robyn's recent loans against their house fit in? I highly doubt they're still that huge united front where all goes into one pot and is then equally divided over the families. The ties have gone too sour for that and they no longer act as a family either. I suspect they'll only share the costs of commonly owned stuff like that nightmare piece of land they own. 7 Link to comment
Irate Panda May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, LilyD said: It seems that Meri and Janelle, against all odds, are doing a pretty decent job within their MLM businesses of Plexus and LulaNo. (Just based on the rumours on the internet, posts out here and SM posts like a recent one of Janelle where she was honoured and called a Diamond level.) So, let's assume this is true and both do make a few hundred K per year... And Robyn still makes....0.... and neither does kody (apart from the sale of a gun every now and then) Do you think any of this goes to the McMansion? AKA do Janelle and Meri fund the lazy and lavish lifestyle of King Kody and Queen Robyn? Particularly since Robyn still doesn't do anything at all, despite the fact that her kids are now older? Where would Kody and Robyn's recent loans against their house fit in? I highly doubt they're still that huge united front where all goes into one pot and is then equally divided over the families. The ties have gone too sour for that and they no longer act as a family either. I suspect they'll only share the costs of commonly owned stuff like that nightmare piece of land they own. I don’t think they share money on anything except plague prairie, but I do think Kody does better than we think on his sales. I don’t think Robyn contributes anything financially other than what she’s paid for the show and that only goes to her and her kids expenses. 8 Link to comment
Sandy W May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 55 minutes ago, Irate Panda said: I don’t think they share money on anything except plague prairie, but I do think Kody does better than we think on his sales. I don’t think Robyn contributes anything financially other than what she’s paid for the show and that only goes to her and her kids expenses. Fully agree, Kody must have more income flow than they publish on the show. Even private lenders need to see an ability to repay mortgage loans. His sales at gun shows and possibly mail order may be far greater than we think. When the program first aired, they were involved with another MLM, LIV products, if they are still active in that they may be high enough up the pyramid to be reaping big benefits there. As devoted as Meri and Janelle are, I just don't see them as dumb enough to contribute anything from their outside businesses so that Kody and Robyn can live in splendor, while Janelle gravitates from a trailer to scrambling for a winter rental and Meri has been ousted from how many rentals since the move to Flagstaff. 14 Link to comment
xwordfanatik May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 I sure wouldn't share anything with RobChyn. The finances should be separate by now, with Kootie being the only one to give RobChyn anything at all. Witches like she is should support themselves! 11 Link to comment
monagatuna May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 My guess, and I have nothing to base this on, is that Janelle and Meri separately live off their own MLM scams and Robyn lives off TLC money. I would further guess that most, if not all, of the TLC money goes straight into Robyn and Kody's coffers. This is all pulled out of thin air, of course, I have no way of knowing what's actually going on. 7 Link to comment
YupItsMe May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 IMO, if the TLC money is divided equally amongst the adults, Kody and Robyn are combining theirs for their household and then supplementing with whatever Kody makes from his side job. 12 Link to comment
iwantcookies May 19, 2022 Share May 19, 2022 13 hours ago, LilyD said: It seems that Meri and Janelle, against all odds, are doing a pretty decent job within their MLM businesses of Plexus and LulaNo. (Just based on the rumours on the internet, posts out here and SM posts like a recent one of Janelle where she was honoured and called a Diamond level.) So, let's assume this is true and both do make a few hundred K per year... And Robyn still makes....0.... and neither does kody (apart from the sale of a gun every now and then) Do you think any of this goes to the McMansion? AKA do Janelle and Meri fund the lazy and lavish lifestyle of King Kody and Queen Robyn? Particularly since Robyn still doesn't do anything at all, despite the fact that her kids are now older? Where would Kody and Robyn's recent loans against their house fit in? I highly doubt they're still that huge united front where all goes into one pot and is then equally divided over the families. The ties have gone too sour for that and they no longer act as a family either. I suspect they'll only share the costs of commonly owned stuff like that nightmare piece of land they own. Nah I don’t think the other wives give Rob/Ramen anything. 7 Link to comment
LilyD May 20, 2022 Share May 20, 2022 On 5/19/2022 at 11:24 AM, LilyD said: It seems that Meri and Janelle, against all odds, are doing a pretty decent job within their MLM businesses of Plexus and LulaNo. Just read back my own post and am now wondering what got to me when I used the words decent job and MLM in one sentence☺️🙃 Brains do funny things when you’re very tired but can’t sleep….Glad that the sentence as a whole within that context made perfect sense! 13 Link to comment
Joan of Argh May 29, 2022 Share May 29, 2022 (edited) Kody and Robyn spotted out at a bar Tuesday night dancing… he has no time to go hiking with Janelle and his kids… he has frisky times with Robyn to take care of.. Edited May 31, 2022 by Joan of Argh Autocorrect 11 Link to comment
Dustbunny May 29, 2022 Share May 29, 2022 Kody is such a terrible dancer but he thinks he's great! All he does is throw his partner around the dance floor. What a putz! 12 3 Link to comment
ginger90 May 29, 2022 Share May 29, 2022 A dislocated shoulder is not out of the question. 🤦♀️ 18 1 Link to comment
TurtlePower May 29, 2022 Share May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Joan of Argh said: Kody and Robyn spotted out at a bar Tuesday night dancing… he has no time to go hiking with Janelle and his kids… he has frisky times with Robyn to take care of https://youtu.be/SUdT59LxyaM Wow look at them go! Kody 100% prefers Robyn. They truly seem like soul mates and appear very happy together. I think if Meri and Janelle left, he would probably be relieved (at least Meri anyways, she comes off as way more needy and dramatic than Janelle). 11 Link to comment
xwordfanatik May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Remember Kootie dancing at Aspyn's wedding in that short kilt? 3 hours ago, Dustbunny said: Kody is such a terrible dancer but he thinks he's great! All he does is throw his partner around the dance floor. What a putz! He IS a giant putz! The Chyn rilly rang his bell. Not one of the other three had this kind of devotion. Polygamy sucks, period. 5 8 Link to comment
Irate Panda May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Did Kody go to the Elaine Benes School of Dance? What was that spastic mess? And people are fighting over this fool? 10 Link to comment
iwantcookies May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Joan of Argh said: Kody and Robyn spotted out at a bar Tuesday night dancing… he has no time to go hiking with Janelle and his kids… he has frisky times with Robyn to take care of https://youtu.be/SUdT59LxyaM That’s a awful quality video lolz. Well it’s obvious those 2 are in LOVE. 6 Link to comment
Ms.Lulu May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) It would not surprise me if Robyn is pregnant again. It is part of how she's kept Kody tethered to her. Having a baby at 44 sounds tiring. And that means when their 'dark haired boy' would graduate from high school Robyn would be 62 and Kody would be 72. Edited May 30, 2022 by Ms.Lulu 2 5 Link to comment
Irate Panda May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, Ms.Lulu said: It would not surprise me if Robyn is pregnant again. It is part of how she's kept Kody tethered to her. Having a baby at 44 sounds tiring. And that means when their 'dark haired boy' graduated from high school Robyn would be 62 and Kody would be 72. It’s probably not as tiring when you have a Nanny, the Nanny’s husband, 3 grown children living at home, a spastic dancing husband, a horribly-dressed distant ex-sisterwife supplying your family with stale Rice Krispie treats, and a slew of Precious Moments collectibles to help. 1 18 1 Link to comment
Absolom May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I don't think Robyn wants to be pregnant ever again. She's also entered the range where pregnancy is unlikely and the miscarriage rate is high and increasing daily. 2 6 Link to comment
Joan of Argh May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 5 hours ago, xwordfanatik said: Remember Kootie dancing at Aspyn's wedding in that short kilt? Nooooooooooo!!!! 😖🤮 I bleached that image out of my brain and now it’s back again!!!!! You’re an evil woman Xword!! 😂😂😂 10 Link to comment
LilyD May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, TurtlePower said: Wow look at them go! Kody 100% prefers Robyn. They truly seem like soul mates and appear very happy together. From what he writes about his marriages in their book, this really comes as no surprise. He married both Meri and Christine because it was expected of him and they really wanted to marry him (per his own words, not mine 😉) Janelle's marriage always seemed "convenient". Someone who wanted to try the polygamy adventure and wouldn't cause any issues. Robyn must have been the first he really married out of love and passion. Edited May 30, 2022 by LilyD shortened lengthy post 7 Link to comment
Elodia May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 46 minutes ago, LilyD said: He married both Meri and Christine because it was expected of him I always thought he said that to hurt Meri. When you watch the first seasons, Meri and Kody seemed very much in love, they even called themselves "lover". And just by watching the snippets of their wedding video you would think they were very much in love, they were giddy and smiley and looked very happy. And the way he looked at her is just the way he looks at Sobyn now. 13 Link to comment
TurtlePower May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, CherryBelly said: I think he was really in love with Meri but it was a dysfunctional relationship but he didn't know just how dysfunctional it was till he met Robyn and they had the show. We've seen Meris anger, gaslighting, defensiveness, and manipulation on the show. I don't think Kody could've put a name to those behaviours in the first 20 years of their marriage but now he can. Once Meri was planning to leave but it fell through and she gas-lit everyone about it and made herself the victim, I think that was it for Kody. THIS. Wish I could like this a thousand times. You hit the bullseye with this one. I agree, at first Kody loved Meri, but as you explained, the anger, manipulation, bullying and then “victimhood” completely killed it. Robyn also was very pretty, had a more bubbly personality and, although she’s manipulative, she’s stealth about it. She’s quite the opposite of the lumbering, abrasive, always-on-social-media show-off that is Meri. I gotta hand it to Robyn. Except for her failure to produce tears when she “cries”, she’s played this well. 1 19 Link to comment
Irate Panda May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, CherryBelly said: I think he was really in love with Meri but it was a dysfunctional relationship but he didn't know just how dysfunctional it was till he met Robyn and they had the show. We've seen Meris anger, gaslighting, defensiveness, and manipulation on the show. I don't think Kody could've put a name to those behaviours in the first 20 years of their marriage but now he can. Once Meri was planning to leave but it fell through and she gas-lit everyone about it and made herself the victim, I think that was it for Kody. This was about the only time I liked Kody….I don’t think any of these people, with the possible exception of Janelle, is cut out for polygamy, but when the Sam debacle blew up, it slowly dawned on Kody “She (Meri) was gonna leave my ass!”, and he was absolutely right. I’m not going to lie, but seeing his hamster make it all the way around the wheel to compose that thought was delicious. Not because a marriage broke up, but because it really took him that long to figure out a neglected wife, if given the opportunity, might jump at the chance to run off with a “nice, younger, idealistic, vegan billionaire”(yes, I know that description is ridiculous) lol. Kody: She was gonna leave my ass! Audience: (after watching for 27 years): No, shit, Sherlock! She was definitely going to strut her ass out in a too tight toddler vest right into the arms of a fictional vegan billionaire. Meri: I wasn’t really leaving, I just wanted to show “him” I had really dry skin and liked produce. It’s not like I sent him a picture of me fellating a Rice Krispie treat! Now that would have been cheating! I just wanted Mariah to go to Disney and meet a billionaire…I thought he might invest in MSWC. Vegan billionaires love tacky over-priced jool-ree. It’s not fair, Lover! I was rilly doing it for the fambly. Robyn: Koooo-dee, it wasn’t for the fambly. *Pulls out Hobby Lobby tri-fold presentation board with pictures of bananas 🍌to gently explain why* She was going to give up her Rice Krispie treat cookie to the vegan billionaire. I didn’t realize you’d finally get it after all these months, so I didn’t think to contact Rewrite Your Family History Portrait Studios, so here’s a makeshift collage of Meri’s wedding certificate with her name wited-out and mine written overtop of it and a photoshopped baby pic of Mariah with Day’un’s head superimposed. It’ll be ok. Kody: But who could be better a better husband than I am? Audience: Anyone…literally anyone. Robyn: Koooo-Dee, what’s wrong? What’s happening? What is that liquid coming from your eyes? What are those? Kody: They’re tears, Robyn. They’re tearsRobyn: Tears?? Tears?? Never heard of her. And I think that’s when Kody and Robyn both stopped pretending they weren’t just a monogamous couple with several co-workers living next door. Robyn always felt that way and I don’t think by that point cared who knew it, but Kody wasn’t going to get “embarrassed” like that again. As much as we give Robyn credit for being devious, Meri did all the heavy lifting for her. Despite all that, I do think Kody fell in love with Robyn, and I think Robyn fell in love with the lifestyle. The TLC lifestyle that is. I really think Kody gets on her nerves a lot and I don’t think she expected to get stuck with him 100% of the time. I think she expected to have him maybe 70% of the time and have his wallet 100% of the time. Edited May 30, 2022 by Irate Panda 20 4 Link to comment
LilyD May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I have wondered about Kody's behaviour when he is just with Robyn and her kids. It seems that a lot of his tantrums are (unfairly) triggered by the other (ex) wives and their kids. If Robyn and the kids simply let him be King of the Castle, he may be less erratic and sort of OK to be around with. As some pointed out, Robyn seems to have found a way to work with his frantic behaviour and is able to manipulate him into bending to her will. She knows when to tell him he's right and what he wants to hear while at the same time, she's gently pushing him into a certain direction. 11 Link to comment
Elodia May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 2 hours ago, YupItsMe said: Kody & Robyn dancing (?) the night away Haha, I know that's what Kody calls "dancing", but to me it looks as if he's trying to throw Robyn away. Or yanking her arm off. Or giving her whiplash. Anything but dancing. 9 Link to comment
WhatAmIWatching May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 Miss wipe-down-the-mail, who is also Miss I'd-never-go-to-a-bar is in a bar without a mask? Gasp! He is definitely a one trick pony when it comes to "dancing". He's so terrible at it, which (dear god help me) makes me think how terrible he must be at other um.. "activities" 17 1 Link to comment
Natalie68 May 31, 2022 Share May 31, 2022 On 5/29/2022 at 8:32 PM, Ms.Lulu said: It would not surprise me if Robyn is pregnant again. It is part of how she's kept Kody tethered to her. Having a baby at 44 sounds tiring. And that means when their 'dark haired boy' would graduate from high school Robyn would be 62 and Kody would be 72. Robyn looked bigger in that pic. 3 Link to comment
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