Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[Elizzikra]

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Ha. when you said Liquid Gold I was thinking furniture polish. 

I was thinking tequila.

[iwantcookies]

To me Liquid gold is urine .

[jacksgirl]

23 hours ago, CalicoKitty said:

Christine, please learn to spell and PROOFREAD.

Oh come on Calicokitty, I'm sure your house has a them too.

[Kbo]

4 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

To me Liquid gold is urine .

It reminds me of those bottles they give men to pee in when they’re in the hospital. 

[Elodia]

Christine is already totally over the top without this golden liquid stuff, can you imagine how crazy she woud be if Plexus (or whatever it is) really worked?  Proof it's all a scam: She mentioned it's good for mental clarity but she is still in Flagstaff, so.....  

And come on, Christine, you've lost a lot of weight (kudos btw) before you began shilling this wonderliquid, so don't try to sell it as a miracle cure. If it had worked, we would have seen the results on Janelle.  

Edited September 17, 2021 by Elodia

[Teafortwo]

6 hours ago, Elodia said:

Christine is already totally over the top without this golden liquid stuff, can you imagine how crazy she woud be if Plexus (or whatever it is) really worked?  Proof it's all a scam: She mentioned it's good for mental clarity but she is still in Flagstaff, so.....  

And come on, Christine, you've lost a lot of weight (kudos btw) before you began shilling this wonderliquid, so don't try to sell it as a miracle cure. If it had worked, we would have seen the results on Janelle.  

Which brings up the question, does any of them actually drink it?

[Elodia]

On 9/17/2021 at 3:52 PM, Teafortwo said:

Which brings up the question, does any of them actually drink it?

Possibly Maddie. Maybe Janelle tried it for a while and then lost interest very quickly. Just like with the other rockstar-game-changers.. 

Edited September 18, 2021 by Elodia

[laurakaye]

Every time I see that fluorescent-pink Plexus stuff, I wonder what it smells like...I imagine it smells like the Rockstar energy drinks - that sharp, fake-sugar/berry scent.  I used to work with someone who chugged Rockstar and as soon as they opened the can, I could smell it.  I don't know how Plexus is really used but I cannot imagine drinking that crud on an empty stomach, or early in the morning, or whenever you're supposed to chug it.  And I really can't imagine giving it to small children.  Any liquid that color just looks like poison.

[iwantcookies]

4 hours ago, Teafortwo said:

Which brings up the question, does any of them actually drink it?

Janelle definitely NOT. 

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Every time I see that fluorescent-pink Plexus stuff, I wonder what it smells like...I imagine it smells like the Rockstar energy drinks - that sharp, fake-sugar/berry scent.  I used to work with someone who chugged Rockstar and as soon as they opened the can, I could smell it.  I don't know how Plexus is really used but I cannot imagine drinking that crud on an empty stomach, or early in the morning, or whenever you're supposed to chug it.  And I really can't imagine giving it to small children.  Any liquid that color just looks like poison.

It reminds me of antifreeze, or that stuff we put in our vehicles to clean the windshields.  

And yes, aren't most kids energetic enough as is?  Why give them something that winds them up further?  And has questionable ingredients in who-knows-how-much amounts?

Ridiculous.

[ginger90]

[Elodia]

Whoa. Christine is almost unrecognizable. 😳

Edited September 18, 2021 by Elodia

[DakotaJustice]

32 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She looks 70.

Also she keeps tagging City Creek center. That's in Utah. Could she have moved to Utah on the stealth?

Edited September 17, 2021 by DakotaJustice

[ginger90]

9 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

She looks 70.

Also she keeps tagging City Creek center. That's in Utah. Could she have moved to Utah on the stealth?

From a recent post in her stories on Instagram, apparently  she’s currently in Utah. I believe City Creek is where the store Aspyn works for is located.

Edited September 17, 2021 by ginger90

[Cetacean]

Oh, dear, taking eye make up tips from Meri.  Bad choice.

[HighlandWarriorGrl]

5 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Also she keeps tagging City Creek center. That's in Utah. Could she have moved to Utah on the stealth?

Oh please baby Jeebus, let that be true!  Please, please, please.  I just want to see one of them break free and make it.  I just want SOMEONE to just tell Kootie, “you know what Koot, you ain’t all that.”   The look on his Neanderthal face would be priceless and many, many funny memes would be born from it!

[Kellyee]

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From a recent post in her stories on Instagram, apparently  she’s currently in Utah. I believe City Creek is where the store Aspyn works for is located.

Truely is still in school, so that has to limit how much Christine can travel around. I wonder if Truely is in school in Utah. 

Somehow I doubt that Christine really left, and I think we may all end up disappointed. 

 

 

 

[Meowwww]

On 9/17/2021 at 11:52 AM, laurakaye said:

Every time I see that fluorescent-pink Plexus stuff, I wonder what it smells like...I imagine it smells like the Rockstar energy drinks - that sharp, fake-sugar/berry scent.  I used to work with someone who chugged Rockstar and as soon as they opened the can, I could smell it.  I don't know how Plexus is really used but I cannot imagine drinking that crud on an empty stomach, or early in the morning, or whenever you're supposed to chug it.  And I really can't imagine giving it to small children.  Any liquid that color just looks like poison.

To me it looks like it tastes like that awful pink penicillin I had to swallow tablespoon-fulls of as a kid.  Yuck. 

[Elizzikra]

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Truely is still in school, so that has to limit how much Christine can travel around. I wonder if Truely is in school in Utah. 

Maybe she does remote school or is home-schooled?

[Gramto6]

52 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Maybe she does remote school or is home-schooled?

Well, Christine did "home-school" the first crop of kids.... In these times, Truely could well be doing remote schooling.

Edited September 19, 2021 by Gramto6

[ginger90]

[laurakaye]

Do we think Christine's changed appearance is mostly due to weight loss?  The makeup definitely isn't helping - I don't remember her ever drawing in her eyebrows that much, but her face has really undergone some drastic changes since even the last season of the show.  I hope her weight loss isn't due to the stress of leaving Kody - if anything, that should make her look much better but if she really is working her way out of the family, I'm sure the mindset shift isn't easy in any way.  I wonder how much crap she'd get from her other three miserable sister wives if she did leave - I'm positive that they would attempt to guilt her into staying, even as they secretly admire her for being the first one to admit that this family doesn't work.

[Irate Panda]

Isn’t the point of the overdone/bad eye makeup because it’s a take on Cruella Deville? As far as Christine’s overall look, I think the weight loss caused her wrinkles to be more pronounced and she’s always had a larger nose.  I also think her photographers Ysabel and Gwen are gone so she or Truely are probably taking the pictures and are just posting as is.  I think she looks fine without the exaggerated makeup, which I had thought was to shill the jewelry line.  I mean none of them are aging well, but I guess it’s nice she isn’t filtering herself into a blur *cough*Meri*cough*

[Kellyee]

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Isn’t the point of the overdone/bad eye makeup because it’s a take on Cruella Deville? As far as Christine’s overall look, I think the weight loss caused her wrinkles to be more pronounced and she’s always had a larger nose.  

I know 3 people personally who had weight loss surgery. They all look older with more pronounced wrinkles, a lot like Christine looks in the recent pictures. I just hope she is doing what's best for her and Truely, and not still letting Kody jerk her around. 

 

 

 

[Chicken Fingers]

Good for Christine if she's losing weight and improving her health. Right now she looks twenty years older than her actual age, but sometimes those fresh weight-loss wrinkles soften up a bit over time. 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Christine, If I remember correctly never wanted Robyn to become Kody's wife. I think she has resentment and Kody acts like a petulant baby when he doesn't get his way. Meri is the one that found Robyn and Janelle probably didn't even notice Robyn joining the family as she was too busy doing wind chimes from her empty cans of cabbage. I think if any wife will leave, it will be Christine and I think she should. Meri is clinging on to her D list fame to sell her craptastic wares and sell room nights at some polygamous fambily home in nowhereville Utah. I rilly don't think TLC cares much anymore about this show when they have the cash cow like 90 day fiance and its 100 different spin offs

[LilyD]

32 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Christine, If I remember correctly never wanted Robyn to become Kody's wife. I think she has resentment and Kody acts like a petulant baby when he doesn't get his way. Meri is the one that found Robyn and Janelle probably didn't even notice Robyn joining the family as she was too busy doing wind chimes from her empty cans of cabbage. I think if any wife will leave, it will be Christine and I think she should. Meri is clinging on to her D list fame to sell her craptastic wares and sell room nights at some polygamous fambily home in nowhereville Utah. I rilly don't think TLC cares much anymore about this show when they have the cash cow like 90 day fiance and its 100 different spin offs

Yes, you're correct. In the very first season Christine often voiced her frustration with Robyn coming into the family. So far for the myth that the wives decide, not the husband. 

On top of that, she was heavily pregnant while the Kodouche was snogging another woman (but we don't do that before marriage) and when she was trying to push Truely out, Kody thought it the perfect moment to grill the doctor on fertility treatment for Meri....She should have bolted there and then!

[WhatAmIWatching]

23 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Is she buying all this jewelry? I checked out the site, and the sets, added all together with stones and options, isn't all that cheap.
Does she work there now, or is an ambassador or something? These posts are weird if she's not getting a kickback or freebies, right?

[Elizzikra]

3 minutes ago, WhatAmIWatching said:

Is she buying all this jewelry? I checked out the site, and the sets, added all together with stones and options, isn't all that cheap.
Does she work there now, or is an ambassador or something? These posts are weird if she's not getting a kickback or freebies, right?

I think her daughter works there so she probably gets a discount - maybe she passes that savings along to Christine?

[outtahere]

Looks like she is living in Utah now and is working as a rep for the jewelry store since she is a "reality star".  I don't think she is buying the jewelry but just modeling it and being photographed for SM and then it's returned to stock.

[LilyD]

10 minutes ago, outtahere said:

Looks like she is living in Utah now and is working as a rep for the jewelry store since she is a "reality star".  I don't think she is buying the jewelry but just modeling it and being photographed for SM and then it's returned to stock.

Curious to hear why you think she now lives in Utah? For her sake, I really hope she does! And that would definitely make for a refreshing and interesting twist in S16!

[outtahere]

I think she may live there and is close to her daughter who works at the jewelry store.  Otherwise that would be a lot of passing the jewelry back and forth over a few hours drive.  Just guessing!

She may be purchasing it but I don't think so.

 

[lookeyloo]

5 hours ago, Kellyee said:

I know 3 people personally who had weight loss surgery. They all look older with more pronounced wrinkles, a lot like Christine looks in the recent pictures. I just hope she is doing what's best for her and Truely, and not still letting Kody jerk her around. 

 

 

 

I think it was Catherine Deneuve who said you could have the face or the body - not both. I think she went for the face. 

[deirdra]

Christine and all of her plants look dehydrated.  I wouldn't be surprised if her gold liquid was full of diuretics.  She should carry and drink plain water, not neon crap. And water the plants when before they start drooping!

[ginger90]

[laurakaye]

So now I think it's mainly the makeup aging her, because in that picture - makeup free (but hopefully not sunscreen free), she looks much better.  She never used to be so heavy-handed with the eyebrow pencil and mascara and for some people it works, for others (me) it most definitely does not.  It's tricky wearing makeup as you get older, especially when you were never that good at it to begin with (also me).

[NoWhammies]

27 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

So now I think it's mainly the makeup aging her, because in that picture - makeup free (but hopefully not sunscreen free), she looks much better.  She never used to be so heavy-handed with the eyebrow pencil and mascara and for some people it works, for others (me) it most definitely does not.  It's tricky wearing makeup as you get older, especially when you were never that good at it to begin with (also me).

The first thing I thought when I saw the photo and caption...I hope she's at least wearing sunscreen. 

[Stefphill]

I think lighting has a lot to do with her appearance.  When she’s in direct sunlight she looks much less harsh.  Also wrinkles are very genetic.  Anyone remember her mother? She was SUPER wrinkled. Either way, I think Christine is looking really great lately.  

[Roslyn]

On 9/21/2021 at 7:07 AM, ginger90 said:

I think this dispels the question of where she is at the moment.  This is the red door on her Flagstaff house.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

4 hours ago, Roslyn said:

I think this dispels the question of where she is at the moment.  This is the red door on her Flagstaff house.

I am super curious what exactly her plan is once this house does sell. Mykelti apparently squashed rumors that Christine and the two girls were moving to Utah, and I seriously can't imagine her moving into an RV. Home prices in AZ are at an all time high, so even if she is downsizing, she still would have been better off staying where she is at the price she paid.  

Edited September 23, 2021 by Mahamid Frauded Me

[ginger90]

[Cetacean]

Holy crap, those eyes.  Gurl, stop emulating Meri.  It doesn't become you.

[Gramto6]

4 hours ago, Cetacean said:

Holy crap, those eyes.  Gurl, stop emulating Meri.  It doesn't become you.

That is for sure!  But this is the first of the jewelry she has displayed that I actually like.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Flames must be erupting from Robyn, Christine is shilling someone else's  joolry and not My Sister Wives Closet full of cobwebs and broken dreams. The website is still up and it has been updating for years now. Isn't there a monthly fee that they are throwing away? I don't know much about websites and costs.

[MakingBacon]

I assume Christine is selling the house because she cannot afford to keep it. The house is likely mortgaged to the hilt as I can see her refinancing at every available opportunity. Didn’t Kody and Robin also refinance and take money out of their big house as well?
 

I doubt the income is split anymore unless it TLC money and I bet even TLC money is barely anything once split. I think the last season or so they were getting $180k total for the family. Split five ways, that’s not a lot for that huge family. Well, Robin and Kody actually have two shares for their household. 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

38 minutes ago, MakingBacon said:

I assume Christine is selling the house because she cannot afford to keep it. The house is likely mortgaged to the hilt as I can see her refinancing at every available opportunity. Didn’t Kody and Robin also refinance and take money out of their big house as well?
 

I doubt the income is split anymore unless it TLC money and I bet even TLC money is barely anything once split. I think the last season or so they were getting $180k total for the family. Split five ways, that’s not a lot for that huge family. Well, Robin and Kody actually have two shares for their household. 

I didn't even think that she can no longer afford it. But dang, why buy something you can't afford to begin with, was she thinking TLC was going to give them all a hefty raise ?

[LilyD]

5 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I didn't even think that she can no longer afford it. But dang, why buy something you can't afford to begin with, was she thinking TLC was going to give them all a hefty raise ?

It would be in line with their previous actions/situations with regard to buying and selling houses🤔. If there is any truth in MakingBacon’s suggestion of possibly no longer sharing an income, I can see a disaster waiting to happen, as in unaffordable house for a single mum with a dodgy parttime job….

As for what she’s (was) thinking: All the Browns are dreamers with little common sense. So yes, I am sure they  had expected to be multi millionaires by now…That’s probably why the show is still a moderate success: A bunch of idiots chasing impossible dreams making stupid decisions….

[ginger90]

Does Christine have a mortgage on her house? Or was it her property that was bought outright?

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

43 minutes ago, LilyD said:

It would be in line with their previous actions/situations with regard to buying and selling houses🤔. If there is any truth in MakingBacon’s suggestion of possibly no longer sharing an income, I can see a disaster waiting to happen, as in unaffordable house for a single mum with a dodgy parttime job….

As for what she’s (was) thinking: All the Browns are dreamers with little common sense. So yes, I am sure they  had expected to be multi millionaires by now…That’s probably why the show is still a moderate success: A bunch of idiots chasing impossible dreams making stupid decisions….

Right and if she was forced to sell because she had to pay for Ysabels surgery on her own, while Robyn is sitting in a million dollar house, I would hope she would tell Kody and Robyn a big FU and find herself a little place near her kids in Utah

[LilyD]

1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Right and if she was forced to sell because she had to pay for Ysabels surgery on her own, while Robyn is sitting in a million dollar house, I would hope she would tell Kody and Robyn a big FU and find herself a little place near her kids in Utah

I wish she did, but she probably won’t. Add to that kody’s seeming lack of interest for her grand daughter… has someone seen a picture of him with Avalon? Just hope that the rumor about Mykelti not wanting him there is true.