Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[Pickleinthemiddle]

On 7/1/2018 at 6:54 PM, ginger90 said:

All have multiple pictures.

Christine looks like she would be a hoot to hang out with.  She always seems to have a bubbly personality.

[DakotaJustice]

I've always thought that Christine suffers from some raging allergies...

[xwordfanatik]

10 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I've always thought that Christine suffers from some raging allergies...

Is that why her nose is so red?  

If I had to pick one of the wives to hang with, it would be Christine.  She's over the top, but I like outgoing people, being the introvert myself.

[Sandy W]

7 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Is that why her nose is so red?  

If I had to pick one of the wives to hang with, it would be Christine.  She's over the top, but I like outgoing people, being the introvert myself.

I could take her in small doses, just not in a public setting, her squeals and trilling would embarrass me to tears.

[xwordfanatik]

She just seems the friendliest and most down-to-earth of the bunch.  But yes, she's over the top!

It'll be interesting to see Aspyn's wedding, and God help us if she sang again!  She even admitted, "I'm not a sinGer" with a hard G.

[Absolom]

With an added k that isn't in the word.

[ginger90]

2 pictures.

[neh]

I like the landscaping!

[suomi]

1 hour ago, neh said:

I like the landscaping!

Oooh, the stonework!

[Kohola3]

All I can think of is how hot those things would be in the summer. They'd melt your shoes!  Plus they reflect the heat like crazy.  With that said, you could never have grass out there.  Guess that's why you couldn't pay me to live anywhere like that.  We Michiganders like our greens and lakes.

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

All I can think of is how hot those things would be in the summer. They'd melt your shoes!  Plus they reflect the heat like crazy.  With that said, you could never have grass out there.  Guess that's why you couldn't pay me to live anywhere like that.  We Michiganders like our greens and lakes.

I'm with you.  I like green.

Nice photo of Ysabel.

[MonicaM]

At first I thought the pictures were Christine!  Ysabel is a very pretty young woman.  I like her style.  

[Gothish520]

18 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

All I can think of is how hot those things would be in the summer. They'd melt your shoes!  Plus they reflect the heat like crazy.  With that said, you could never have grass out there.  Guess that's why you couldn't pay me to live anywhere like that.  We Michiganders like our greens and lakes.

We New Englanders love our greens and lakes too! I'd hate to live anywhere that gets temperatures above 100 degrees for 3-4 months a year. Thankfully, that hideous extended heatwave just broke here. Several days in the 90's with high humidity, ugh! We are cooped up for several months in late fall and winter dealing with the cold and snow - in summer, I want to be able to open my doors and windows and enjoy the fresh air, not be stuck inside the house again with the AC running all day. 

[ginger90]

Honeymoon in Scotland, and Ireland  https://t.co/MTRxgUoKt8?amp=1

[ginger90]

[Sandy W]

Notice the location heading for this photo is Winchester, NV, the Brown's live in Summerlin, 20 minutes away.  Ysabel must be visiting a friend, this and the previous photos seemed like more landscaping than Christine's house.  All I remember of Christine's landscaping is the concrete pad poured for the commitment ceremony.

[ginger90]

[ginger90]

There are 3 pictures.

[Kohola3]

18 minutes ago, lma said:

But I’m sick of seeing posed shots of the Brownies.

Especially that coy pointed toe thing they have going on.

(I will bring back your hose when I am through with it.  Which apparently won't be for a while with all that's happening in the world.)

[xwordfanatik]

45 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Especially that coy pointed toe thing they have going on.

(I will bring back your hose when I am through with it.  Which apparently won't be for a while with all that's happening in the world.)

I've got my hose handy.  These people are too much.

Pointy toes do not a good picture make, especially Mariah.  Ugh!

[ghoulina]

More than the poses, I'm sick of kids using some "deep" quote to adorn their post, as if that makes the 45849864 selfies less shallow. 

[ginger90]

[toodles]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Good one, Christine.

[rainbowrockgal]

Robyn did a Shark week advert too... Christine's is better!! 

Edited July 24, 2018 by rainbowrockgal

[Gothish520]

21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

LOL, love it - points for the humor and self-deprecation Christine!

[laurakaye]

On 7/17/2018 at 9:52 AM, lma said:

Ysabel is cute and definitely her mother’s twin. But I’m sick of seeing posed shots of the Brownies. That last shot of her and Audrey is super fake. Yes, I know all kids do it, but it’s so annoying to me. I’m kinda old too, if you haven’t figured it out yet. (Whoever borrowed my hose, bring it back.)

Sorry I took your hose without asking, but didn't you see my totes adorbs IG post of me posing, toe pointed, in my sausage-casing ripped jeans with my casually messy hair that took two hours to style, happily spraying the neighbor kids with the hose, with the captions #getoffmy&^$%lawn #BecauseICan #LivingMyWhy?  I noticed you didn't "heart" it so until then we cannot be friends.  That's the way it works now.  I think?

The problem with social media is that if people don't post photos of everything and gather accolades, it didn't really happen.  Although I recently went on vacation and posted a few photos on FB, then kind of hated myself for doing so.

[xwordfanatik]

A few photos of a vacation now & then, is one thing.  Posing for daily selfies is quite another.

I'm all for giving the endless poseurs the hose job.  

#proudtobeold #dontfuckwithme #itshotandimcranky #becauseimagrouch

[Kohola3]

49 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I'm all for giving the endless poseurs the hose job.  

 

#sickofselfies #youain'tthat cute #getalife #nobodycares #oldandknowwhatisworthlookingat

[Normades]

5 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Sorry I took your hose without asking, but didn't you see my totes adorbs IG post of me posing, toe pointed, in my sausage-casing ripped jeans with my casually messy hair that took two hours to style, happily spraying the neighbor kids with the hose, with the captions #getoffmy&^$%lawn #BecauseICan #LivingMyWhy?  I noticed you didn't "heart" it so until then we cannot be friends.  That's the way it works now.  I think?

The problem with social media is that if people don't post photos of everything and gather accolades, it didn't really happen.  Although I recently went on vacation and posted a few photos on FB, then kind of hated myself for doing so.

I really hope you did the French tuck.  If not, the pic is a total fail, just sayin'.  

#hashtagsarestupid #livingmywhine #imjustanoldbitch

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, Normades said:

I really hope you did the French tuck.  If not, the pic is a total fail, just sayin'.  

The other day, we were doing our daily 4-laps-around-the-inside-of-the-mall walk.  (Why do I feel like that needs a hashtag?)

Anyway, we were chatting about some of the things I've learned on these discussion boards.  I tucked in the front of my t-shirt, and asked Mr. AZC, "Do you know what they call this?"  He responded, "A shirt that came untucked while you were in the bathroom?"  "No, Silly . . . it's called a French tuck, and I learned it from Mariah." 

Actually it looked weird, but it was real handy to simplify access to the cell phone on my waistband so I could change the volume on our walking music.

Edited July 25, 2018 by AZChristian
Even I know how to spell "hashtag."

[laurakaye]

Peg-rolled jeans >>>>>>>>French tuck.

#hosereadyandsetonBLASTgoaheadtrymeIdareyou

[ginger90]

[xwordfanatik]

Oh gawd, now Christine's wearing that crap.  And that damn red nose, again.  Not a picture I would post.

[Sandy W]

44 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Oh gawd, now Christine's wearing that crap.  And that damn red nose, again.  Not a picture I would post.

Christine should stick to playing with feather boas, LLR is not "dress up".

[LilWharveyGal]

1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

Oh gawd, now Christine's wearing that crap.

It looks to me like they're making fun of it. At least that's what I choose to believe. :)

[Roslyn]

Will Maddie now sell those clothes with a disclaimer "as worn by Gwen and Christine?"

...would that be a plus or a minus for reselling them!!??

[andromeda331]

19 hours ago, Roslyn said:

Will Maddie now sell those clothes with a disclaimer "as worn by Gwen and Christine?"

...would that be a plus or a minus for reselling them!!??

A minus unless Gwen was short for Gwyneth Paltrow and Christine is for Baranski or Lahti.

Edited July 28, 2018 by andromeda331

[Gothish520]

On 7/26/2018 at 7:04 PM, LilWharveyGal said:

It looks to me like they're making fun of it. At least that's what I choose to believe. :)

Just what I was thinking! They are mocking that crap!

[ginger90]

[Kohola3]

I'm guessing that's the detritus of packing for the move.  At least I hope it doesn't normally look that bad.

Are they allowed to show the TLC crew?

[ginger90]

She confirmed in a reply that she’s in Flagstaff.

[smarty]

So if Christine's kids are already starting high school in Flagstaff are they renting houses there?  Because it looked like the plots of land they bought didn't include houses on them.  

[Sandy W]

3 minutes ago, smarty2020 said:

So if Christine's kids are already starting high school in Flagstaff are they renting houses there?  Because it looked like the plots of land they bought didn't include houses on them.  

I haven't seen photos of the plots of land to know if they are in a built up area, but if the lots were serviced with paved roads, hydro and sewer/septic systems, they could have purchased pre-fab or modular homes, had them carted there, hooked up to utilities and away they go.  

The mystery to me is how they could afford to do this without selling even one of the LV homes first.

[Galloway Cave]

Even renting in Flag is very expensive. Finding something in late summer is tough, with college students coming back in town. If the lots, or even one lot, had utilities, they could have RVs on them temporarily while they decide on the houses.

[Sandy W]

11 minutes ago, Galloway Cave said:

Even renting in Flag is very expensive. Finding something in late summer is tough, with college students coming back in town. If the lots, or even one lot, had utilities, they could have RVs on them temporarily while they decide on the houses.

This conjures an image for me of the Brown's wagon-training across the desert to Flagstaff in a convoy of at least 4 RV's, Kody as the outrider in his Lexus convertible.

[ginger90]

[Sandy W]

If that's Ysabel up there, it can't be a smart thing to be doing with scoliosis.  And is that Robyn in the first link?...Not sure my trust would extend that far.

They appear to be at a storage locker facility, so it seems they don't have homes ready to move into.

[Galloway Cave]

44 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

They appear to be at a storage locker facility, so it seems they don't have homes ready to move into.

Of course not. The majority of the season will be about the houses, the arguments over the houses, where to put the houses, the problems building/putting in houses, the Designated Mariah crying over why their house isn't done yet, etc. Only this time add in the bonus of snow season to the mix (wait, that will probably be for next season....) 

[LilWharveyGal]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

And suddenly I've got, "Who Wears Short Shorts?" stuck in my head...

Wasn't Meri the Modesty Police in the family?

[Phoebe70]

On 7/4/2018 at 12:11 PM, xwordfanatik said:

If I had to pick one of the wives to hang with, it would be Christine.  She's over the top, but I like outgoing people, being the introvert myself.

You're a better person than I am.  I can't stand the tone of her voice, how she acts so condescending to the other wives.  Like when she was confronting Meri about not being there for the birth, she spoke in this weird, slow, soft voice as if she were talking to a child.  And what is with this BS about not feeling "safe" around Meri.  Unless Meri is wielding a machete and coming straight at her or something, I think she's always been pretty dramatic.