Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[Dustbunny]

2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

A bucket of fried chicken and a tub of ice cream

[CalicoKitty]

Maddie wore a very tiny bikini on a public beach when she was very pregnant.  I'm not sure "good taste" is really in her vocabulary.

[Cetacean]

Oh, Maddie, just no.  That hideous outfit has not one redeeming feature.

And it looks like neither of them are wearing decent bras.  Foundation garments for your girls, girls.  Worth the cost.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Cetacean

[riverblue22]

I think Janelle looks pretty good and her dress is nice.

Maddie's dress is dreadful, as is her hair.  It makes her complexion look gray.  If she is pregnant maybe that excuses the horrible fit of the dress.

[GeeGolly]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

Ohio? JillR's Ohio? Oh my goodness. lol

[TurtlePower]

11 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

Holy cow.... what's going on with Maddies bust?  😳

And I' think @Gramto6 is RIGHT about her being pregnant, she has no waist and looks very full in the belly..... I can't believe she wore that dress it's HORRENDOUS in every way, fit, colour, style.. you name it that thing is ugly as hell.

I guess she needs to pop out another kid on TLC to pay down that mortgage.

Janelle is just as large as ever, so much for Plexus helping with her weight.

These women have no idea what looks good on them. No. Clue.

Janelle must think black is slimming, but she got an ill-fitting dress. A long sleeve sequin dress with a smaller, higher waist would have probably looked better on her. And with Maddie, I don’t even know where to begin. Poor color choice, wrong material, wrong fit.

Just because you like a dress doesn’t mean it will like you back. 

[iwantcookies]

They went to Ohio for the Plexus convention? Why ? It’s a waste of $ and time.

[iwantcookies]

15 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

A jug of wine and a plate of salami and crackers? 
 

A big pickle for Kody?

[lookeyloo]

Of all the looks Janelle has been seen in, this one to me isn't the worst.  I wonder if they shop in person or on line.  And does not LulaNo make pretty dresses?

[xwordfanatik]

The blue "mothers of the bride" dress with a matching frisbee hat, was worse.  It was Aspyn's weddingk.  So, she's looked worse than the black number above.

Now I wonder if Jilldo went, too!  Imagine meeting her there.  "shudders."

[Pickleinthemiddle]

16 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

The name of the convention is IGNITE2022

they should have gone out back to the dumpsters and ignited those dresses 🔥

they just don’t have a clue and they don’t care 

I would imagine more than anything, it's not having the money to go get a really nice dress.  Then having the money to have it altered to fit you properly.

I'm the same way.  Hard to find something that fits and looks good without altering.  Be glad if you can buy right off the rack and it looks great on you.  Plus not many of us would wear it more than once a year.  

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

The blue "mothers of the bride" dress with a matching frisbee hat, was worse.  It was Aspyn's weddingk.  So, she's looked worse than the black number above.

Now I wonder if Jilldo went, too!  Imagine meeting her there.  "shudders."

Janelle would really have to take it up a notch to wear something worse than the blue satin dress with frisbee hat. 😂

I also felt bad for Savanna in her shorts, blouse and black sweater at Maddie wedding, I mean come on it’s her only bio sister getting married and that’s the best they could come up with… poor kid.

[iwantcookies]

J hasn’t lost an ounce on miracle Plexus 🤣

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Maybe the Plexxus is defective, like the poison in it killed the tapeworm or something

[Irate Panda]

I’m guessing Janelle is hiding an adult beverage behind her back…probably doesn’t want Robyn running to Kody about it because al fresco season is upon us and Janelle will need her weenie pics with Kody for the Gram.

[iwantcookies]

On 6/21/2022 at 9:13 PM, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

Jill Rodrigues? Definitely not Dave he is even bigger than J!

[GeeGolly]

There are some really nice options out there Janelle and Maddie could have picked from.

[BradandJanet]

On 6/22/2022 at 4:22 AM, GeeGolly said:

Ohio? JillR's Ohio? Oh my goodness. lol

Jill went to the convention. She didn't get invited to the Black Tie dinner, but to the lower Winners Circle dinner. Anyway, Jill bragged that she didn't drink the wine and left because of the rowdy, obnoxious music. I imagine Maddie and Janelle stayed for the wine and music at their party. 

[ginger90]

* note: eligible to earn

[Natalie68]

On 6/21/2022 at 6:13 PM, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

[GeeGolly]

50 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

I wonder how that works - the black tie dinner was the night before, but I'm guessing Janelle and Maddie are staying for the entire conference, so they were likely at the winners' dinner too. Or maybe not?

[Joan of Argh]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

* note: eligible to earn

I’m not sure I understand that, so only 362 of the 196,849 were eligible to earn?

I think it’s the “eligible to earn” that’s confusing me… I would have thought that anyone of the 196,849 who sells X amount of Plexus earns the Black Tie Gala, that’s how most sales incentive bonuses work. 🤷‍♀️

Edited June 23, 2022 by Joan of Argh

[laurakaye]

1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

Dang it!  I totally wanted a picture of JillRod grinning maniacally next to Janelle and Maddie!  Jill had to have known there were some Z-list reality celebs at this dinner.  She has a gift for sniffing out that kind of thing.

And you're telling me that there are 196,000 Plexus shillers in the USA??  Who are they selling to?  WHO?!??  Each other?  I do not understand any of this and heaven knows, I have listened and watched my share of MLM docs and podcasts.  How do these companies not implode upon themselves?

[Cetacean]

28 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

I’m not sure I understand that, so only 362 of the 196,849 were eligible to earn?

Maybe there are 362 top level grifters.  They get the money, the other 196K minions are toiling away making sure the top of the heap is "earning" while the slaves are turning over any money they make.

[Joan of Argh]

47 minutes ago, Cetacean said:

Maybe there are 362 top level grifters.  They get the money, the other 196K minions are toiling away making sure the top of the heap is "earning" while the slaves are turning over any money they make.

Exactly…. They’re painting a terrible picture

It’s an odd way to word it, with any sales incentive bonuses I’ve ever been involved in anyone who meets a certain level of sales wins the bonus, the vacation or whatever is being offered and the company wants as many people as possible to win because it’s good for their image.

the way that’s worded sounds horrible and not a good recruitment tool at all.

[GeeGolly]

Math is not my strong suit - does that mean even less than 1% are top earners?

[ginger90]

How to qualify as a brand ambassador is below.

But for the black tie crap only 362 were eligible to earn it, they didn’t necessarily earn it and qualify for the event though.  That’s how I took it. A bunch of blah blah blah.

https://helpcenter.plexusworldwide.com/hc/en-us/articles/360018731252-Brand-Ambassador-Compensation-Plan

[LilyD]

On 6/22/2022 at 5:58 AM, riverblue22 said:

Maddie's dress is dreadful, as is her hair.  It makes her complexion look gray.  If she is pregnant maybe that excuses the horrible fit of the dress.

Pregnancy is no longer an excuse for horribly fitting clothes. Maternity fashion has evolved a lot over the past few decades. That even counts for ball gowns. They’re not even that expensive and easy to find second hand. I had balls to attend with all three of my pregnancies, one was 4 weeks before my due date! 
 

Having said this, the Browns are not known for their sense of fashion and I still haven’t seen a picture of a Brown Sister Wife in a flattering dress of any kind, let alone evening wear. As for the daughters: don’t know about all of them but I have seen a fair share of misfits over the years as well. Savanah’s disastrous dress fitting a few months back now comes to mind.

[laurakaye]

18 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Math is not my strong suit - does that mean even less than 1% are top earners?

I just listened to yet another MLM podcast (I may have a problem, not sure yet).  Your math is correct, according to what I just heard from a former top LuLaRoe seller - 1% make it in an MLM.  And with regards to LLR, 90% of the inventory remains within the company - it's shillers buying it up themselves to make their monthly quota to qualify for bonuses, or shillers helping out other shillers by buying their products to keep them in the game.  I assume it's like this with any pyramid scheme.  Honestly, it's like a snake eating its own tail.

The LuLaRich doc was fascinating.  I look forward to "Plexus: Pure Pink Poison," hopefully being filmed as we speak.  

[LilyD]

Which is why a lot of those MLMs have a few “celebrities” that literally drag people in. For whatever reason, people want to believe the scheme and the dream of being successful. And when your idol says you can be… and says that she believes in you, you the simple and unimportant mortal…. Then of course you sign up! 
The fact that people like Janelle and Maddy display their success and the perks for all to see, doesn’t help either.  

[Joan of Argh]

Watched Janelles IG LIVE earlier and she’s shilling a new 3 Day Fast from Plexus that was released at the convention and of course it’s amazing, cutting edge from the scientists at Plexus who are super experienced and very qualified!  😐

As opposed to other scientists who are unqualified idiots?

oh and according to Janelle there’s nothing like it anywhere!… they have shopping lists, recipes and exercises you can do without any equipment! 😂

I swear she lives under a rock, there’s literally tons of programs and products that offer the exact same thing. 🙄

I found it interesting that her audience hovered right around 35-40 people watching 

[xwordfanatik]

I wish we knew how many hundreds (or thousands!!) of suckers fall for this overpriced and unproven crap!  There must be more than one born every minute.

Charlatans, every one of these MLM sellers.

[ginger90]

[Cetacean]

Oh, yeah, right.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Well getting out of the recliner to take a picture to post is so motivating!  Not!   Almost July 1 and still not back to camping? 🤔

[ginger90]

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Edited June 26, 2022 by ginger90
I’ve cracked like an egg, wrong thread!

[Gramto6]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Is that a bottle of the wonder drink Plexass in the lower right corner??

[Elodia]

Shouldn't the Kodester getting her blood pumping? She was away for a whole week after all😉

[GeeGolly]

Janelle had sneakers handy, I guess. 🤣

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Did Janelle do the 3 day restart like Christine?  Has she posted her weight loss…or alleged loss?  What about Maddie?   

[ginger90]

21 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Did Janelle do the 3 day restart like Christine?  Has she posted her weight loss…or alleged loss?  What about Maddie?   

Two days ago she did a video about it. She said,  “I had a chance to do it a couple of weeks ago and I am sold. I am sold.”. Then she goes on about the “reset”, and states she lost 6 inches, and 6 pounds, and is continuing to lose weight. According to her, Plexus scientists worked on the formula.

She still sucks at videos.

Screenshot from the video:

 

Christine had this post about it:

I forgot to add, Janelle said she’s been dieting for 40 years and always avoided cleanses because it meant deprivation.

[DakotaJustice]

So basically it’s a three day liquid diet. Janelle must know that 6 pounds/inches are water weight. 

[Irate Panda]

 

[Grifter Lives]

6 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Did Janelle do the 3 day restart like Christine?  Has she posted her weight loss…or alleged loss?  What about Maddie?   

Janelle was at the Plexus conference - presumably at a hotel with a gym.  But, now she has to reset to her routine and get her blood pumping.  What a great health coach!  

Maybe she'll get to the 3-day restart after the 4th of July.

[deirdra]

On 6/23/2022 at 10:01 AM, ginger90 said:

* note: eligible to earn

And if you didn't earn it, you are lazy and have only yourself to blame, of course.

[deirdra]

On 6/22/2022 at 12:36 PM, Joan of Argh said:

Are those their magic underwear garments under there that the sun is illuminating?  

6 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

So basically it’s a three day liquid diet. Janelle must know that 6 pounds/inches are water weight. 

Especially if you pig out on a lot of carbs & salt before the challenge and then drop the water.

[Absolom]

18 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Are those their magic underwear garments under there that the sun is illuminating?  

Not with Janelle's dress.  The cap sleeves and neckline would show under the sheer fabric. 

[TurtlePower]

18 hours ago, ginger90 said:

So, our certified coach did NO exercise on the road? The hotel didn’t have stairs? Did she forget her workout shoes again? What stupid excuse did she have this time?

Theres ALWAYS a way. An educated, determined and committed health coach would know this and have done SOMETHING daily.

Janelle is a lazy, uninspiring deceiver. I used to like her in general, but this bullshit she’s been pulling (for years now!) pretending to be a health professional who sells pink poison is shameful and predatory. And how stupid are the people buying this stuff?! Just look at Janelle to see that IT DOES NOT WORK 

Tried and true advice: Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. Drink water, not some pink potion. Avoid sugar and processed foods. Move every day (it doesn’t need to be a fanatical workout, go for a brisk walk). 

If Janelle could’ve stuck to that, she’d be in a much better place than she currently is. The last thing people need is a failure of a health coach selling them poison shit that doesn’t work, and they’re stupid for buying it from her. 

[ginger90]

Every time her health coach “status” is mentioned, I remember when her mantra was, “There is no magic pill.”. However, now there’s magic powders.

Then I think of cocaine.

Edited June 27, 2022 by ginger90

[Mahamid Frauded Me]